₦airaland Forum

henribj:
OK, thank you.

I used to live in Mende few years back and still have a couple of friends staying there. Can you share with me the price you bought the baskets? Also, is it bulk price they sold to you at, or it's fixed price regardless of how many pieces your buying? Also, is there a minimum quantity they sell? Also, can you share a picture of the basket you bought so I can have an idea of the size in relation to pricing.

Thank you.

meetmal03:
Clean RMB needed to Alipay account

henribj:
Thank you for sharing this.. When last did you see them there or hear that they are still there? Am asking because I heard the federal government chased them away from there, so I want to be sure to some extent before proceeding on the journey.

SportsHD:
Bruh.

It was on my 19th birthday. I've already started making some cool cash online then. Decided to celebrate it with my roommates.

But, the devil that day decided to talk to my roommate to tell me about trans amusement park near UI in ibadan here. So, we wanted to call Uber, since na night and after three drivers failed to come pick us up, we decided to carry okada. Mehnnn

It started raining when we came out of the house. Well, we don plan am so no wam, we go brave the rain.

Na so we sight one aboki. Flagged him down. It was around nine in the night and we were three so we all decided to hop on the same bike.

Mind you, I was already higher than Jehova, like Popcaan says. Was high on various grades of mariwawi. I was in a state of euphoria at the moment, coupled with the fact that, I'm celebrating my birthday for the first time.

Anyway, as we passed ojoo police station side, the road became free, we were virtually the only one on the road. So, the aboki decided to play rush hour with our lives. All I know was the bike was gaining speed. I was at the back, the breeze was coming fast onto my face. Was so fuvcking high, I was enjoying it.

All of a sudden, na so one coaster bus, stood at an intersection, wanting to move to the other side.

The bike man was also racing towards it, tried to hold the brake, the brake didn't work.

The road was slippery, the bike was just sliding at 60mph towards the stationary coaster bus. Na so my roommate wey dey front grabbed the okada steering from the bike man and was dragging the two brakes simultaneously.

Next thing I heard was gboaaah. We fell down and was sliding towards the busy intersection, there was like five cars there. Then we hit the coaster bus on the side, the bike man fainted, we all fell on the streets, my eye cleared straight!
I wanted to stand up, so that I don't get crushed by other cars, I couldn't, my legs weren't working. Abobi, I don dey panic. As I was dragging myself on the road to the curb, some passersby came to help us. Dragged me onto the curb. I wasn't even looking at my other roommates wether they've died or not. My concern was about my leg and why it's not working.

As I was recuperating and seeing that I didn't have any major bruises and my legs didn't break or anything, I told God that if I can walk again, I'll quit drinking and smoking.

My other roommates, came to meet me where I was. Apparently, they weren't hurt. The bike man has also been resuscitated.

Roommate now said, let's continue to the amusement park, I told him that I couldn't walk. He said it's a minor issue that since my legs aren't broken, that I should try and walk it off. I stood up with their help and decided to go home to nurse my wounds. The niggas just flagged a car down and told the driver to proceed to the amusement park. I wan cry.

Afterwards, when we got to the park, my legs was already gaining traction back, even though I was still hurting.

I still downed a bottle of lords gin and some Henny that night. Even topped it with amusement park kush. My hands were shaking as I was holding the cup and smoking.
Was shaking like an old man.

Then, Called one of our guys to come pick us up. Told him that I was involved in an accident that I couldn't walk.

When we entered his car, he said; na you bastards wey get accident dey reek of alcohol like this? I said; let's thank God for life bruh.

Could've landed in the hospital or worse that night.
Now, I have phobia of driving on express ways or sending someone on an errand and the person wants to use okada.

CoolAmbience:
Not just you...it baffles me.

It is quite regrettable.

How we wan take solve this 'pain during sex' issue now? Lol.

If we leave our own issues to solve their own, who go solve our own?

iPresh4s:
U no do am well

Aaronsrod:
Disorganisation is our downfall every time.

I invited my wife to join me. No sooner had she entered Dublin than she transformed to a demonic disobedient entity. Truly, I did not spare the rod. Oyinbo neighbour complained. Police wahala. So I made sure that daughter of the Devil left the planet. It is the only way. Just be careful to work alone. Tell nobody - especially other Nigerians. Dig deep and bury them well well.

I will share more advice after I have finished my evening meal prepared by my new woman.

It is fried onion rings, bacon and chips.

Her name is Brenda.

freemanbaba:
Hello, Mood11, can you please share me your WhatsApp number

ahnie:
Super sound health for my family and 11th hour favours.

Vinnie2000:
I Wish for Good Financial fortunes, nice execution of my Business ideas and Good Health!
Also Good Tidings for all Nairalanders! IJN!
Nice one OP

BigMoneyeye:
Since it's a wish and wishes do come true

1. I Wish those who are sick and suffering get healed. I wish those hospitals who are sick and going through extreme pain get the healing they deserve.

2. I wish the Nigerian economy becomes bearable for every struggling families out there
Amen to your wishes

3. I wish those who are in one form of debt or the other finds a way to settle their debt

4. I am owning a lot of people... God provide me a convinient means to repay all my Debts. I don't want to continue next year in debt.

5. I wish married women earnestly seeking a child gets a a fruit of the womb

6. I don't want all the money in the world but I know couple millions will push my business ideas. I wish for millions and financial growth


7. I wish I could go back to 2014 and make some good political changes, maybe the future would have been different

Seunfunmi18:
God's grace, blessings, favour, mercy and guidance should be my portion from this moment.
His wisdom knowledge and understanding should never depart from me.
Amen