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Romance / Re: Nigeria Man Advise Other Men To Stop Paying Their Girlfriends Monthly Salary by moonraker(m): 11:51am On Mar 04, 2018
Liliyann:
What is wrong in giving your girlfriend money to look good and take care of herself?
Your girlfriend can also become your wife so there is nothing bad in pampering and spoiling her with gifts and Money,it makes her feel loved and appreciated.
If you like don't appreciate and shower your girlfriend with money,another man will definitely come and do the job well.

MODIFIED: All these broke and frustrated guys quoting me should better go and work and know what it is like to take care of their women.

Wife?? Ofcourse

Mother and Sisters?? Absolfuckingloutely

Girlfriend?? Nope.

I hope you get the general jist now.

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Business / Re: ‘nigeria Needs High Speed Broadband To Boost Economy’ – Awasth by moonraker(m): 8:05am On Jan 15, 2018
No sh9it sherlock.

当たり前

Question is when will Nigeria have such??

When i look at countries like the UAE, Qatar and others,

You wonder, Is it not same Oil that those countries used to develop

their countries?? Where were those countries in the early eighties and nineties?? angry angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by moonraker(m): 3:24am On Jan 04, 2018
raumdeuter:


Is any of Morats miss this bad



Very good. I watched that clip so many times. It is a known fact that Lukaku is left footed.

He tried to get the ball on his right foot before he was pushed off the ball by the watford defender. There is that chance and there is Morata`s

Chances. He had all the time in the world to pick his spot but failed. I mean this guy came out the Real madrid`s Academy. He played for their

first team and for Juventus. He has all the experience in the world to put those chances at the back of the NET.

And no! Yakubu`s miss was worse. There is no excuse whatsoever.


Let me be clear, I really dont think that Lukaku is worth the 75mill price tag. 30mill at most. However i guarantee you that if Lukaku had those

chances that Morata had against Arsenal. He would have buried at least one of them. This is my stand.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by moonraker(m): 2:55am On Jan 04, 2018
angry angry angry

Lets simplify it


Compare the quality of chances that Morata and Lukaku have had this season and tell me who is better.

That one on one chance that Morata had is just unforgivable. for 59 mill, i expect him to finish those chances

with his eyes closed.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 3rd January 2018 by moonraker(m): 2:47am On Jan 04, 2018
Same to say, as much as i despise Lukaku and question his price tag from time to time,

for 58 million, Morata should be banging in goal. He is the fxcuking number 9 for christ sake. angry angry angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by moonraker(m): 8:30pm On Dec 30, 2017
Pogba is still a fraud. I want my money back angry angry angry angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by moonraker(m): 8:28pm On Dec 30, 2017
Enough is Enough abeg angry angry angry

Martial should have started not Miki

Mata should be CAM not lingard

Mou OUT PLEASE angry angry angry angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by moonraker(m): 7:57pm On Dec 30, 2017
lol crap angry angry angry

Miki is horrific today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 23rd December. 2017 by moonraker(m): 11:55pm On Dec 23, 2017
badinfluence:

So he would conjure the ball to his feet and score ba.. Even when he isn't fed the ball

Huh?? grin

Never mind. Bye Felicia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 23rd December. 2017 by moonraker(m): 11:52pm On Dec 23, 2017
TyrantInAsoRock:


Ooo

You want him to create chances for himself?

Compare his returns during the start of season when we were truly a football team and now

Yes he missed some chances he should have scored no doubt. He was also missing during the start of the season

You don't create 2 chances for ur strikers in 90mins of football

Tell me one striker in this world right now banging in goals left and right without a functional number 10

Just one


We will get our value when lukaku start playing with a real playmaker not the mid-level table players we have now




Great... So what did we buy fraud Pogba in the first place?? To become a DM?? I dont expect him to create chances for himself but wait

Do you see the way Ibrahimovic plays?? Now compare that to the way Lukaku plays. And tell me if he is still worth the price tag??


The team messed up big time today. Smalling and Jones have no business in that team. At this rate, i wont blame De Gea if he leaves....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 23rd December. 2017 by moonraker(m): 11:33pm On Dec 23, 2017
TyrantInAsoRock:


Lukaku a bag of cement??


U must have been watching highlights


All those chances you mentioned

Who created it

They convert those chances


He would have bagged the man of the match award


Highlights?? Really??

Strikers main objective is to score goals.

For his price tag which in the long run could be more than what Neymar got, i expect him to bang goals.

Remind me, How much did Salah cost liverpool?? He is the top scorer in the league and is not even a striker.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 23rd December. 2017 by moonraker(m): 11:13pm On Dec 23, 2017
angry angry angry angry angry angry

What was that all about??

Man Utd had one job, ONE FACKING JOB

and they mucked it all up...

Rashford like what the Bleep?? What were you trying to do??

Just power drive the ball into the net, you are not maradona.

Martial is a HE GOAT

Lukaku is a bag of cement

Pogba, I want my money back. This niggur literally slept through his alarm on match day.

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Celebrities / Re: Uzoma Omenka: "I Will Beat Daddy Freeze" - Majek Fashek’s Manager Threatens by moonraker(m): 10:37am On Dec 20, 2017
Daddy Freeze again angry angry

Like this niggur has a job right??

I cant understand why he has to comment on everything.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Bitter Experience Today As A Marketer by moonraker(m): 8:26am On Dec 20, 2017
FortifiedCity:
I'm sorry Okay. All will be well.

But I'll advice you to improve on your writing and presentation skills.

Just be careful Inugo. I don't want to be in your shoes where a company will create an idea at 10 naira and give me a monthly target of 10million naira to sell the 10 naira idea


Are you serious about the bolded?

That was totally uncalled for.

You do realize that someone could be so traumatized by the incident

to the extent of their writing skills being the last thing they are worried about??

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Travel / Re: Wreckage Of A Plane That Crashed In Canada And Everyone Survived (Photos) by moonraker(m): 5:53am On Dec 19, 2017
soberdrunk:
(This is not my professional opinion) I reckon it is the crash site that increased their chance of survival, when you crash inside snow and a well maintained forest, if this happened in my country, if Harmattan and harsh terrain nor get them, nah high tension wire go finish the job, if they escape high tension, when they wait 3-5 days for emergency rescue nah hunger go still finish the job angry

Sad but gentlemen and ladies, this is the undiluted and gospel truth. freaking hell shocked lipsrsealed angry
Travel / Re: Relocating To Singapore by moonraker(m): 3:39am On Dec 09, 2017
Since you require an answer, let me break it down to you as nice and easy as i can.

Like are you kidding me??

A Nigerian such as yourself (Correct me if i am wrong) will just leave Africa and then end up in Singapore just like that??

Without any job offers, or plan whatsoever?? And your here seeking a response, while squeezing your face like someone who has been denied

food.

It is pretty much straight forward, if you dont have a job offer or an admission letter to study, dont bother going to Singapore. It isnt a place to

hustle, PERIOD.

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Travel / Re: Japanese Visa And Travelling To Japan by moonraker(m): 8:36am On Dec 06, 2017
oyb:


nothing to explain. he is a typical Nigerian hustler and it is hardcoded into him that every system can be beat or manipulated or gamed. as far as he is concerned, you are simply protecting your market of unlimited used spare parts by making up stories about how hard japan is.

which is sort of the way these hustlers act. they pretend that everything is mission impossible so they can jack up prices. back in the day when i still used to buy warez at PC village, some dudes were claiming they got their software from liberia lot of story about how hard they were to get.


Lol, I literally soiled myself with coffee while reading your response. Bless your heart for real. one cannot simply make this shit up.
Travel / Re: Japanese Visa And Travelling To Japan by moonraker(m): 7:19am On Dec 06, 2017
uchman:


Nna nwannem
Sure!,
success follow you because Afa gi bu Okechukwu!
Nwanne I don dey outside the country hustle tire...
Since 2009
Na for Dubai Kam mere my I.T
Still living there up till now...

Bro,
there are many things to involve one selve from Asia to Nigeria.
All those fast lane for overseas Na for starters,

There are a lots of things to do from Asia to Nigeria and e go still be like say you dey carry drugs...
I have been bringing in used Auto parts and cars from Dubai to Nigeria because I use to buy Dubai resident and I noticed that all those Afghan men we dey sell used parts in Dubai either have brother in Japan or they go there themselves...

Most of the used parts sold in Dubai all came from JP.

So I thought it will be the best idea to go directly to Japan(Isi mmiri), instead of going through a 2nd if not 3rd party in Dubai...

But guys wey dey Japan here in Nairaland are not that free and they are presenting Japan as if it's tougher than heaven...

Atleast, JESUS is the way to heaven...

Who will be the way to Japan?

Cc
Moonraker
Chuksie
Davodyguy
and
Others...


"Japan" I must be in you soon whether uwa achoro ya or not!



Explain the bolded please. I truly do not understand what your trying to say.

Based on your write up on here, It seems that you want to import parts from Japan??

http://www.ng.emb-japan.go.jp/Document/visa/business%20affairs.pdf

The link below will help out.
Travel / Re: Japanese Visa And Travelling To Japan by moonraker(m): 1:17am On Dec 06, 2017
davodyguy:


I had a girl friend in Suidobashi back in 2015. Her name is Zuki. I never followed up cry cry cry cry

lol you goof na angry. Sharp sharp, give her the D. She will be loyal. I swear down lol cheesy cheesy
Travel / Re: Japanese Visa And Travelling To Japan by moonraker(m): 12:52pm On Dec 05, 2017
Gentlemen angry angry

Japan is not a place for hustling. I am not trying to bust anyone`s bubble on here. I am simply stating a fact.

If you want to hustle, go to the more open countries. Everything here is done by the book, i sheeit you all not.

There is no short cut whatsoever. As a foreigner, Its either your here as a student or you have a job waiting for you.

Fun fact: Early nineties, People from countries like Ghana and Nigeria (Especially Nigerians) came to Japan and well lets just

say, they never went back. They settled in the Tokyo area and married Japanese women who use to freak for them back then,

like literally, Nigeria men were hot cake because of what they could do under the sheets ( So i heard).

Well more came in and well as you would expect from some naughty Nigerians, they were involved in crime, credit card fraud, pimping etc.

Then immigration became extremely strict.

SO there you have it lads.

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Romance / Re: This Lady Vows To Destroy So Many Relationships This Yuletide by moonraker(m): 1:30am On Dec 05, 2017
Angy55:


Maybe her kitty has exceeded elastic limit.. grin grin


Might be. Her oranges on the other hand still look firm cheesy grin angry

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Celebrities / Re: Queen Ure Weds Pastor Silas Briyork Newman (Traditional & White Wedding Photos) by moonraker(m): 10:38am On Dec 02, 2017
Pastor Silas Newman cheesy cheesy cheesy

Na you bi this cheesy cheesy angry
Travel / Re: Japanese Visa And Travelling To Japan by moonraker(m): 10:32am On Dec 02, 2017
orisoree:


Hello @Moonraker. please i have private questions to ask. its regarding a friend that was denied entry at Narital 5years ago and now he was granted visa again. pls i want to ask some private questions from you on his behalf, if you can assist. i will send to your email in details.

what are the questions??
Romance / Re: Lets Talk About What Constitutes Sexual Harrassment And Rape by moonraker(m): 11:22am On Nov 24, 2017
Sagamite:


The forum needs to be closed down and disinfected. E don pass the level wey I go just dey call people fcktards as the infestation is critical.


cheesy cheesy lol death. You have been missed on here.
Romance / Re: Lets Talk About What Constitutes Sexual Harrassment And Rape by moonraker(m): 5:45am On Nov 24, 2017
Sagamite:


Hey, homie.

Just popped in yesterday, guest-starring on this thread. cheesy

Am good. How you dey?

I'm good bro. NL is in dire need of your services. You know, the name you call people on here who say rubbish.

"fuccccccccuuuuuktard" that is. lol cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Lets Talk About What Constitutes Sexual Harrassment And Rape by moonraker(m): 4:45am On Nov 24, 2017
Sagamite:


Yes, we are aligned in some things.

I don't hate homosexuals but homosexual acts disgust me and is not something I want to see.

In terms of "gay rights"? What do you term as gay rights?

There are aspects I agree with but majority I don't.

We have a right to criminalise things based on our emotions. That is why we criminalise unclothedness in public and incest, some other countries criminalise polygamy and even prostitution.

Furthermore, I believe it is an abnormality and deviance that needs a cure, not acceptance.

I don't give a damn what homosexuals do in their bedroom but if they keep it in there bedroom they would not have a problem with me. I support the criminalisation because:

1) I don't want it integrated into my life and society.

2) If it is done in the bedroom, no one can arrest and successfully prosecute the person in most cases.

3) I have seen how the homosexual movement has turned out in the UK as intimidators and oppressors.

Let me make it clear to you, there is a homosexual agenda ongoing. I was saying it fcking years ago, people are just waking up to it.

https://www.nairaland.com/818597/7-same-sex-nigerians-demonstrate-nigerian/8#9717780

They talk about "homosexuality tolerance". Fck that, mate. That is not what it is about, they are just hiding behind that tag.

It is about "homosexuality acceptance", even in the UK now, they are forcing people to be "homosexuality advocates".


Holy macro. Sagadi baba. Much respect. havent seen you around. Hope u are well...
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Iphone X For All Of His Team Members (photos/video) by moonraker(m): 2:35pm On Nov 18, 2017
bjx5:
SMH by the way

JOB OPPORTUNITY IN JAPAN.

在北京上海广州军区队3在北京召开会议精神在北京召开记者会宣布成立以来已进入一个是一种方法的选择6有哪些症状表现有很多是一种方式是什么意思就是一个是的了他也说我们 的工作是一个百分点之间进行全面推进农村土地的时候我们在中国内生产总值在年之前我在和社会进步与美国4了一所高校招生简章了一所高校学生。。
SALARY $14, 500 000.

CONTACT 和社会事业和社会事。ا

Small time una go say person dey keep information to himself.....


Mr Man Thats Chinese....
Romance / Re: Shocking: He Had A Bet With His Friends To Impregnate And Dump Me by moonraker(m): 12:55pm On Nov 04, 2017
Fine. The guy was and is still is an idiot.

SO what do we call the lady who dumped her bf to marry her Ex because her bf was broke??

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TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Responds To Bein Sports Removal From Their Satellite TV by moonraker(m): 12:35pm On Nov 04, 2017
EvilMetahuman:
[s][/s]
Do you see sub category there?
kwese sport shows epl in nigeria but its not listed.

Sometimes I wonder why its so hard for you people to use your head.

No further response from me.

Take care.

Thats because your too daft to read and see that i never used the word sub category in my response.

All these TSTv idiots
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Responds To Bein Sports Removal From Their Satellite TV by moonraker(m): 12:26pm On Nov 04, 2017
EvilMetahuman:
[s][/s]I give up.

Does tstv have special channel broadcasting epl like multi choice or they joined bein that already have licence?

Why is that so hard to understand. Gee

Super sports holds the license for sub saharan africa, Nigeria inclusive.

Bein on the other hand holds the license for the MENA and north african region

If Tstv has a license under Bein, It will be known to all no matter how small it is. And since they would beam that signal to Nigeria,

It would be under the Nigerian category of broadcasters, which as you can see, it isnt.

I give up...
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Responds To Bein Sports Removal From Their Satellite TV by moonraker(m): 12:08pm On Nov 04, 2017
EvilMetahuman:

So we have moved from premierleague website to wikipedia now?
And I'm the one embarrassing myself?
Have you forgotten that wikipedia can be updated once the person that compiled the list recognises grande sport?


fox sport don't show premier league? shocked

Lol cheesy cheesy

So i have provided evidence. You on the other hand have provided zero to debunk the evidence. Sounds like your still the retarded one on here.

TV/Movies / Re: TSTV Responds To Bein Sports Removal From Their Satellite TV by moonraker(m): 11:54am On Nov 04, 2017
EvilMetahuman:
do you know the number of stations and countries that show epl legally? How many of them is listed on premier league website?

Fox sport, setander, canal, sportkulub, ten sport, premier sport etc show epl. Etc They are not even listed on premierleague website.

Except fox sports dont.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Premier_League_broadcasters

And yes, i know your next response. Wiki isnt a credible source. But it does give you an idea of who is in and whos not.

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