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CelebritiesRe: Chioma Replies IG User Who Said She Has Stopped Cooking Since She Got Assurance by moonraker(m): 10:47am On May 28, 2018
Its all about the assurance angry angry
SportsRe: Karim Benzema Flaunts His N975m Bugatti Chiron by moonraker(m): 4:38am On May 28, 2018
dotcomnamename:
undecided Vanity upon vanity
Which one be vanity again...
He earned his money the right way.
He has the right to spend his money the way he wants to..
EducationRe: Apply For Fully-Funded Scholarships At Kyushu University, Japan 2018 by moonraker(m): 1:24am On May 23, 2018
Told you all. No one listened... lol Nigerians and awoof. Yall niggurs didnt even bother to check whats up.
EducationRe: Apply For Fully-Funded Scholarships At Kyushu University, Japan 2018 by moonraker(m): 5:08am On May 22, 2018
EducationRe: Apply For Fully-Funded Scholarships At Kyushu University, Japan 2018 by moonraker(m): 3:26am On May 20, 2018
Car TalkRe: Pope Francis Lamborghini Huracan Sold At Auction For $861575,4x The Retail Price by moonraker(m): 10:32am On May 14, 2018
CaptainGOOD:
All those criminal yoruba pastors
As in....
RomanceRe: Lady Dumps Man Who Wants To Marry Her Because He Can't Cook, Leaks Their Chat by moonraker(m): 10:30am On May 14, 2018
Sorry but the lady in question is a fool...

This begs the muthafurking question. What does she bring to the table?

At least we know that the Engineer would provide security and take care of her and all that bull.
TravelRe: Immigration Moves To Implement ‘no National ID, No International Passport’ Polic by moonraker(m): 8:40am On Apr 25, 2018
Unfuckingbelievable.

Like are you fucking kidding me??

What about the people leaving outside of the country?? What happens if they need to get their passport done??

Oh so if i dont have the national ID, i can get the passport??

Heck the embassies abroad can barely get their shit together, so no surprise the home guys cant either.
PhonesRe: 6 Eras In Nigeria Telecom Industry by moonraker(m): 3:58am On Apr 23, 2018
Starcomms

Retel

multilinks


Nitel (basically dial up)


Thats basically the era i remember when before i said Sayofuckingnara to the country where the President insults the youth.


Aye speaking of which, wasnt it same president`s son that had an accident on a BMW bike that costs millions of naira??

You got to wonder how this guy was able to afford such a bike...
CelebritiesRe: Hilarious Throwback Photo Of Laura Ikeji by moonraker(m): 11:44am On Apr 13, 2018
nifemi25:
I swear nobody wey no fine. Na just money you need to tuss up
I concur
RomanceRe: 8 Signs She's Just Wasting Your Time by moonraker(m):
xpressng:
Women can be confusing.
Sometimes as a man, you can waste your time pining for girls who don’t really like you all that much, while missing out on girls who adore you. It’s awful to have to confront the idea that the girl of your dreams may not actually be that into you. But if a lady gives you several of the following signs, there’s a huge probability that she’s wasting your time…




1. She replies with “I’ll let you know” or “I’ll think about it” when you make a request.
A girl that likes you doesn’t have to ‘let you know’ or think about everything. A girl that likes you will always be excited when you ask her things or make requests. We all know that when a girl says “I’ll let you know,” what you asked for always ends up not happening. So if these statements come up a lot, make an exit.




2. She always gives excuses when you want to meet her.
As a general rule: If a woman is into you, she’ll make time to hang out with you, no matter how busy she is. Even the busiest of women will put aside a day or a few hours a week to see you. If she’s always too busy for you, you should be skeptical.




3. She never texts you first.
When you’re texting and calling first and she never takes the initiative to be the first to text or call you, it’s a clear sign something is off and you may be wasting my time. If you’re making 75% effort and she’s only making 25%, it’s unfair to you and you’re being played like a fiddle. Walk away.




4. Or her replies to your texts are very brief.
If you’ve received your 10th “K” or “yup” text in a row from her, I am sorry to break it to you, but there’s nothing going on between you. Same applies if she’s always responding with emojis only. If you are not even receiving enthusiastic responses to your texts. it’s a pretty clear sign that it’s time for you to move on.




5. She never wants to come to your place yet you’ve known each other for a while.
Meeting in public is kinda fine if it’s the first date – most women prefer to meet in a public place at first just to make sure you’re not creepy or dangerous. But if she continuously insists on hanging out in public places, it’s a bad sign. She doesn’t want to get intimate with you.




6. She only texts or calls when she needs a favor.
Sometimes girls “use” guys for favors and then magically disappear when they don’t need anymore “help”. You may see it as being a cool and nice guy by helping her out, but you also have to be smart enough to recognize when “helping her” is becoming too much a pattern, you’re getting nothing in return, and she says things like, “Aww you’re so sweet and such a great friend!”




7. She avoids being alone with you.
Maybe she does make time to hang out with you but it’s always in a group setting. Even if it’s in a house, she only meets you when there are friends and other people around. It’s always in a spot where she won’t be one-on-one with you. This means she’s trying to avoid giving you the opportunity to make a move and/or she doesn’t want to lead you on.



8. She keeps complaining about other men to you.
Does she use you as a therapist? Does she go on and on about how other men are assholes and dogs? How she can’t stand the way this guy or that guy treats her. Has she even told you how she “wishes more guys were like you?” Don’t be too hopeful. She’s actually friend zoning you you. She wishes more guys were like you, because she’d never actually date you.Why is she wishing for a guy like you, when she has you right there? It’s a platitude. She’s not that into you. When she just wants to vent about her feelings for an hour and doesn’t want to do anything sexy afterwards, dump her.


source: https://omgvoice.com/relationships/time-wasting-girls
These are typical traits... What however you have failed to take into consideration in your write up is the fact that there are women with typical traits, just like the ones you have typed out, and then you have the extremely weird ones whose thinking faculty isnt of the norm.

Take for example the part you talked about the lady giving excuses. While it is true that if a lady wants to meet up, she will create time, one also has to take into consideration why there are so many excuses.

I dated this chick who well, gave excuses about meeting. Not that she wasnt into me, she was just the brainyack type. The one who puts career over everything. Took me time to discover that....
EducationRe: Obinna Ebirim Robert Gordon University Member Of Governing Body: The Only Black by moonraker(m): 6:12am On Mar 13, 2018
Sorry but this news is bullshit... I am the only foreigner in my company. You dont hear me jumping around about it.
TravelRe: Nigerians - Leave The UK (United Kingdom) ALONE!!! by moonraker(m): 2:27am On Mar 05, 2018
Paging Sagamite

Paging Sagamite


PAGING SAGAMITE

Over !!

Your Fucktardddd input is urgently needed. over!!
RomanceRe: Nigeria Man Advise Other Men To Stop Paying Their Girlfriends Monthly Salary by moonraker(m): 2:04am On Mar 05, 2018
oyb:
stingy guy. na this kain post bring vex you sote you come out of hibernation cheesy cheesy
lol grin cheesy cheesy

OYB OYB OYB,

How many times did i call your name?? Mr Man Behave. angry angry

Guy i no go lie, I have been busy with work... Plus the amount of foolish on NL is alarming..

Imagine some people on here pushing the idea that it is a right for a gf to be receiving monthly stipend.

Like what the actual %$%&&''
RomanceRe: Nigeria Man Advise Other Men To Stop Paying Their Girlfriends Monthly Salary by moonraker(m): 11:51am On Mar 04, 2018
Liliyann:
What is wrong in giving your girlfriend money to look good and take care of herself?
Your girlfriend can also become your wife so there is nothing bad in pampering and spoiling her with gifts and Money,it makes her feel loved and appreciated.
If you like don't appreciate and shower your girlfriend with money,another man will definitely come and do the job well.

MODIFIED: All these broke and frustrated guys quoting me should better go and work and know what it is like to take care of their women.
Wife?? Ofcourse

Mother and Sisters?? Absolfuckingloutely

Girlfriend?? Nope.

I hope you get the general jist now.
BusinessRe: ‘nigeria Needs High Speed Broadband To Boost Economy’ – Awasth by moonraker(m): 8:05am On Jan 15, 2018
No sh9it sherlock.

当たり前

Question is when will Nigeria have such??

When i look at countries like the UAE, Qatar and others,

You wonder, Is it not same Oil that those countries used to develop

their countries?? Where were those countries in the early eighties and nineties?? angry angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by moonraker(m): 3:24am On Jan 04, 2018
raumdeuter:
Is any of Morats miss this bad

https://1tvs492zptzq380hni2k8x8p-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-11-29-at-9.40.30.png
Very good. I watched that clip so many times. It is a known fact that Lukaku is left footed.

He tried to get the ball on his right foot before he was pushed off the ball by the watford defender. There is that chance and there is Morata`s

Chances. He had all the time in the world to pick his spot but failed. I mean this guy came out the Real madrid`s Academy. He played for their

first team and for Juventus. He has all the experience in the world to put those chances at the back of the NET.

And no! Yakubu`s miss was worse. There is no excuse whatsoever.


Let me be clear, I really dont think that Lukaku is worth the 75mill price tag. 30mill at most. However i guarantee you that if Lukaku had those

chances that Morata had against Arsenal. He would have buried at least one of them. This is my stand.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by moonraker(m): 2:55am On Jan 04, 2018
angry angry angry

Lets simplify it


Compare the quality of chances that Morata and Lukaku have had this season and tell me who is better.

That one on one chance that Morata had is just unforgivable. for 59 mill, i expect him to finish those chances

with his eyes closed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 3rd January 2018 by moonraker(m): 2:47am On Jan 04, 2018
Same to say, as much as i despise Lukaku and question his price tag from time to time,

for 58 million, Morata should be banging in goal. He is the fxcuking number 9 for christ sake. angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by moonraker(m): 8:30pm On Dec 30, 2017
Pogba is still a fraud. I want my money back angry angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by moonraker(m): 8:28pm On Dec 30, 2017
Enough is Enough abeg angry angry angry

Martial should have started not Miki

Mata should be CAM not lingard

Mou OUT PLEASE angry angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (0- 0) On 30th December 2017 by moonraker(m): 7:57pm On Dec 30, 2017
lol crap angry angry angry

Miki is horrific today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 23rd December. 2017 by moonraker(m): 11:55pm On Dec 23, 2017
badinfluence:
So he would conjure the ball to his feet and score ba.. Even when he isn't fed the ball
Huh?? grin

Never mind. Bye Felicia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 23rd December. 2017 by moonraker(m): 11:52pm On Dec 23, 2017
TyrantInAsoRock:
Ooo

You want him to create chances for himself?

Compare his returns during the start of season when we were truly a football team and now

Yes he missed some chances he should have scored no doubt. He was also missing during the start of the season

You don't create 2 chances for ur strikers in 90mins of football

Tell me one striker in this world right now banging in goals left and right without a functional number 10

Just one


We will get our value when lukaku start playing with a real playmaker not the mid-level table players we have now
Great... So what did we buy fraud Pogba in the first place?? To become a DM?? I dont expect him to create chances for himself but wait

Do you see the way Ibrahimovic plays?? Now compare that to the way Lukaku plays. And tell me if he is still worth the price tag??


The team messed up big time today. Smalling and Jones have no business in that team. At this rate, i wont blame De Gea if he leaves....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 23rd December. 2017 by moonraker(m): 11:33pm On Dec 23, 2017
TyrantInAsoRock:
Lukaku a bag of cement??


U must have been watching highlights


All those chances you mentioned

Who created it

They convert those chances


He would have bagged the man of the match award
Highlights?? Really??

Strikers main objective is to score goals.

For his price tag which in the long run could be more than what Neymar got, i expect him to bang goals.

Remind me, How much did Salah cost liverpool?? He is the top scorer in the league and is not even a striker.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 23rd December. 2017 by moonraker(m): 11:13pm On Dec 23, 2017
angry angry angry angry angry angry

What was that all about??

Man Utd had one job, ONE FACKING JOB

and they mucked it all up...

Rashford like what the Bleep?? What were you trying to do??

Just power drive the ball into the net, you are not maradona.

Martial is a HE GOAT

Lukaku is a bag of cement

Pogba, I want my money back. This niggur literally slept through his alarm on match day.
CelebritiesRe: Uzoma Omenka: "I Will Beat Daddy Freeze" - Majek Fashek’s Manager Threatens by moonraker(m): 10:37am On Dec 20, 2017
Daddy Freeze againhuh angry angry

Like this niggur has a job right??

I cant understand why he has to comment on everything.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Bitter Experience Today As A Marketer by moonraker(m): 8:26am On Dec 20, 2017
FortifiedCity:
I'm sorry Okay. All will be well.

But I'll advice you to improve on your writing and presentation skills.

Just be careful Inugo. I don't want to be in your shoes where a company will create an idea at 10 naira and give me a monthly target of 10million naira to sell the 10 naira idea
Are you serious about the bolded?

That was totally uncalled for.

You do realize that someone could be so traumatized by the incident

to the extent of their writing skills being the last thing they are worried about??
TravelRe: Wreckage Of A Plane That Crashed In Canada And Everyone Survived (Photos) by moonraker(m): 5:53am On Dec 19, 2017
soberdrunk:
(This is not my professional opinion) I reckon it is the crash site that increased their chance of survival, when you crash inside snow and a well maintained forest, if this happened in my country, if Harmattan and harsh terrain nor get them, nah high tension wire go finish the job, if they escape high tension, when they wait 3-5 days for emergency rescue nah hunger go still finish the job angry
Sad but gentlemen and ladies, this is the undiluted and gospel truth. freaking hell shocked lipsrsealed angry
TravelRe: Relocating To Singapore by moonraker(m): 3:39am On Dec 09, 2017
Since you require an answer, let me break it down to you as nice and easy as i can.

Like are you kidding me??

A Nigerian such as yourself (Correct me if i am wrong) will just leave Africa and then end up in Singapore just like that??

Without any job offers, or plan whatsoever?? And your here seeking a response, while squeezing your face like someone who has been denied

food.

It is pretty much straight forward, if you dont have a job offer or an admission letter to study, dont bother going to Singapore. It isnt a place to

hustle, PERIOD.
TravelRe: Japanese Visa And Travelling To Japan by moonraker(m): 8:36am On Dec 06, 2017
oyb:
nothing to explain. he is a typical Nigerian hustler and it is hardcoded into him that every system can be beat or manipulated or gamed. as far as he is concerned, you are simply protecting your market of unlimited used spare parts by making up stories about how hard japan is.

which is sort of the way these hustlers act. they pretend that everything is mission impossible so they can jack up prices. back in the day when i still used to buy warez at PC village, some dudes were claiming they got their software from liberia lot of story about how hard they were to get.
Lol, I literally soiled myself with coffee while reading your response. Bless your heart for real. one cannot simply make this shit up.
TravelRe: Japanese Visa And Travelling To Japan by moonraker(m): 7:19am On Dec 06, 2017
uchman:
Nna nwannem
Sure!,
success follow you because Afa gi bu Okechukwu!
Nwanne I don dey outside the country hustle tire...
Since 2009
Na for Dubai Kam mere my I.T
Still living there up till now...

Bro,
there are many things to involve one selve from Asia to Nigeria.
All those fast lane for overseas Na for starters,

There are a lots of things to do from Asia to Nigeria and e go still be like say you dey carry drugs...
I have been bringing in used Auto parts and cars from Dubai to Nigeria because I use to buy Dubai resident and I noticed that all those Afghan men we dey sell used parts in Dubai either have brother in Japan or they go there themselves...

Most of the used parts sold in Dubai all came from JP.

So I thought it will be the best idea to go directly to Japan(Isi mmiri), instead of going through a 2nd if not 3rd party in Dubai...

But guys wey dey Japan here in Nairaland are not that free and they are presenting Japan as if it's tougher than heaven...

Atleast, JESUS is the way to heaven...

Who will be the way to Japan?

Cc
Moonraker
Chuksie
Davodyguy
and
Others...


"Japan" I must be in you soon whether uwa achoro ya or not!
Explain the bolded please. I truly do not understand what your trying to say.

Based on your write up on here, It seems that you want to import parts from Japan??

http://www.ng.emb-japan.go.jp/Document/visa/business%20affairs.pdf

The link below will help out.

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