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Secretz:
Lol am not jare!

I beg of you my wonderful counterpart, please do NOT listen to him. It's the lack of sleep thing. Besides, I'm here for you to disturb.

loyeruope:
Why should I be watching Bride Wars when I got work to do! She is off tomorrow so she can do that, and yes I can do couple stuff too but everything should be done at the right time, i have opened my yahoo addy, expecting a buzz (at least) from you  

I have heard you - you must be very busy with all that distraction cos it seems you're MIA.

Secretz, are you minding him? LOL!

Okay good. BTW - why aren't you watching Bride wars? That's another thing with American girls - they never force you to do mandatory couple stuff the way we do with you guys. LOL! I guess they are just much better than we are.
I have heard you and no it's not a lie.

bawomolo:
actually, his problem is shot selection and not chances. You know your shot selection is awful when you shoot a three on a fast break (started by you). Ben Gordon is a guy who has to realize he is a John Terry and not a Kobe. This team can only go far with derrick rose handling the ball (and not BG dribbling to no avail for 10 secs). Tyrus Thomas is a guy who realize disappointed. a Tyrus thomas and picks trade for Antwawn Jamison or Amare stoudamire would be great.

true talk. in no time, you , jesoul, and chiogo would have derrick rose posters on your bedroom walls

For where? Not as long as I am still conscious. I am allowed to like him as much as I like Ray Allen, Barea and Josh Howard.

Tyrus Thomas messes up too much for you guys. I agree - with Stoudemire, y'all would be good enough to demolish Celtics with a healthy KG.
[quote author=lai-lai link=topic=148652.msg3816814#msg3816814 date=1241395473]thats stale gist, i'm not even sure we are favoured against them

mavs tried against nuggets, will be wishin we get to meet them if we can overcome my other favoured team, rockets

alwys knew the heat were not ready, they should be patient, they've bounced back from a terrible season so i hope its progress for them onwards
hawks will definitely join them soon[/quote]I can't wait for that Final. I'm so excited about it.
Mavs tried against Nuggets. I wish they won cos they deserved it in the first 3 quarters but Denver seemed to bring their all into the 4th quarter. That's how they eliminated us.
I can't wait for Lakers - Rockets. Should be fun.
Also Orlando vs. Celts tomorrow. Hmmmmmm! I reserve my comment. I don't think Celts can beat Orlando but let's see.

@ Secretz, it's 3a.m. I think it's only normal for him to start thinking this way. He's sleepy.

Secretz:
Hehehe

Secretz, I don't think you're laughing half as much as I am. He's so funny.

loyeruope:
@Moonstone,
Are we in the same time zone?? Don't tell me we are that close? I wanna meet you ASAP    (no hard to get runs o, i think we have settled that   )

LOL! You are not serious. Just because we are in the same time zone does not mean we're that close.   Look at him, young player - trying to start runz while he's getting ready for a battle   . I absolutely salute your skills.

Secretz:
@ moonstone

Lmao.      Pizza, chinese, dominos, anything he likes!

LOL! Abi o!
The key thing is variety. . . Tonight Burger King, next - KFC, followed by very very healthy chinese and then mexican the next night. I agree - they are better at culinary skills.

loyeruope:
@Moonstone
I'll keep you posted when I hit the big one! But all my life, I have not quite hit it, maybe because I'm still much focused on building my career, but anyhow sha what shall be shall be, for now I'm just enjoying the whole experience, as I'm typing this, there's a girl (from Bolivia) on my couch watching Bride Wars   and I'm sure she will want to wage some war with me before I sleep   BTW, its 2:56am here in Arkansas

Awwwww, he's going to Bolivia already! LOL! Variety is the spice of life. Please go and enjoy. . . it's also 2.59a.m. but people like us are awake still getting reports done. I have no Mexican boy on my couch. At this rate, I'll get one soon enough

FBS:
LOL. yep you will go to rome unless The Arses do a double on you. They can be very bad sometimes you know.

Yeah I know.
I have Arsenal fans already planning for an away goal from us. My brother is trying to prepare his mind for 2-1 or 3-1 (mind you, he doesn't know who is scoring the 2 or 3yet o! he's just praying that it won't be us).

loyeruope:
@Secretz and Moonstone,
So seriously you (Naija girls) have a lot of things going for you, manners, beauty, correct cooking etc, but also you should add to that frankness (no hard -to- get runs) and great sex (from experience it is 90% communication/feedback and 10% action ) and every other thing shall be added unto you.

LOL! Marriage will be very easy for you. A lot of girls are good in bed and have crazy cooking skills in America (by that I mean they can pick up the phone and order menu-on-the-wheels). I think you'll be alright with an American girl. I wish you luck. Let's know how it goes.  

Secretz:
@ moonstone
Lmao!
Yes ohhhh 911/999 is very useful number, its never engaged, so he shall surely get through!

LOL! Especially when he gets suffocated by the big balloons he's looking for in American women.

FBS:
you mean to Rome? hehe

I mean on Tuesday, smarty pants. LOL! We'll go to Rome eventually but for now, we have to conquer London first.

LMAO! We have SSS? Oh my gosh. . . .  . What do they do abeg? LOL - This is my first time of seeing them in serious action. They still haven't figured out who killed MKO o!
This is as funny as the time I heard we had an Intelligence division.

FBS:
Yes, you folks have the advantage but. . .you just never know.
Tuesday is almost here.

I am not overconfident about it. I am just not as scared as you would think I am and yes, Tuesday is almost here. I wish it was sooner sef We're going to London!

Czarskit:
~ Let the games . . .oops 'fight' begin ~

I'm not fighting abeg. If you're in the mood for a fight, start a topic about naija women being horrible and see what will happen to you.

Secretz:
@ moonstone
Thank you my dear sister! You get sense.

You are welcome my dear . Are you minding these unfortunate boys? I don't know where they meet the kind of girls that they use to generalize us. I tire o!

loyeruope:
@Secretz and Moonshine,
I like your strategy, you are trying to turn the table around, but I understand, its hard to be objective in these things. But frankly, I didn't start this thread to point fingers or anything, I'm just "reporting" my observations. I have been with enough Naija women and I remember there was a time I was looking for Calabar women because people said they are "Naija's best  " and truly speaking, Calabar girls try, dey sabi the thing, even other Naija girls no bad like that but when it comes to sex that will make you forget about your sorrows  , please give it to the Americans. I don't know whether they teach them in high school or something 
The way things are going, I'll marry a Naija babe but if I accidentally meet an American girl with the right cup size AND good culinary skills, END OF DISCUSSION 

I am not turning any table around o! You guys complain too much about us so it's only fair that you try your other options. There's a guy here who says he's tired of his oyinbo wife. I suggest you go and find that story and read it well. I heard Calabar girls can handle their business but I can't testify to that effect. When it comes to sex, give it to the Americans you've met. Naija girls CAN be good in bed after you marry them. Till then you might only get limited version, LOL!
You will meet an American girl with the right cup size because thanks to their plastic surgery, a lot of them are beginning to have better cup sizes.  As for culinary, the Lord is your shepherd. Thank God you're abroad, 911/999 works there.

Secretz:
What kind rubbish is this?
Maybe the ladies should ask, which is better? American guys or naija guys?

Hmmmmm I know who I would choose! :p

That's so easy. American guys. . . they are more willing to please us. and don't complain about us all the time.

FBS:
The quintuple was only a dream. You got snapped out of it.
As for the UCL, you still have a shot but. . .There is a very BIG BUT.

There is a but but it's not a BIG but. I feel we have a defense strong enough to protect our post to an extent and attackers strong enough to create chances. My only problem is capitalizing on those chances.

FBS:
moonstik? sup?
you want another UCL?

LOL - not much and of course, I want another UCL. I am very very greedy about our trophies. Thanks to our costly mistake with Everton, we no longer have a shot at quintuple.
But I sure would love another UCL.

190:
@poster
are u saying babes in the USA or babes in europe!
cos ure username says europe or smtin
u simply cant compare 9ja babes wit american babes
american babes were created b4 their 9ja counterparts
they are gud in sex,cooking,washing,everytin 2 their Teeth
they are Perfect

^{I hope i havent stepped on the wrong toes of some 9ja nland babes now watch them bite me!}

LMAO - Good in cooking? How many naija men love all those kinds of food? Hisssssssssssssssssssssssss!
I have noticed something about you. You love to say these things just so that you can get reactions from us. Please like I always say, no one is forcing you. Feel free to go to Americans.
@ poster, who told you naija women keep quiet in bed? What kind of naija women have you been with?

FBS:
Wednesday is almost here. We can all save our energy for now.
Only manure can boast of a final place as of now. They really dont need to score to progress.

Ummm - yes we do. I will only be happy if we secure enough away goals (at least a draw, if not a win). I'm sure Barca is seeking the same result.

Orimili:
Unfortunately, as with any surgical procedure, it's going to leave some sort of scaring, and one will be able to tell if you had a procedure or not. Besides, if a girl is willing to go to such lengths to deceive a man, she will have some other feature that the guy will eventually be turned away by.

Not really. It's a grafting process that heals afterwards. No guy will know unless he's a doctor himself and he's looking for signs of the operation. It's a very easy process from what I have read and it is simpler than what it seems like. It is a minor operation.
But no girl should have to go that far to impress a man. However, when she sees it as having no choice, what can she do?

Our thread is always the first to reach 100 because they just love to hate us.
The Silly goats are envious of us and secretly just want to be us. 

Dayokanu, I don't blame you. I'm surprised you still have the mouth to talk after Barca shut y'all up. 
I heard you landed in ICU that week but if I were you I would stay off this thread until I regain a lil' pride.

Gaynners and Chelsea fans are the definition of classless.
Such hooligans support those sad teams.
It's kind of heart breaking actually.
I wish I could lend them a bit of Red Devilish class. They could use a bit of that.

Abeg jare! Men are the worst. They ask you out after one day of knowing you and they start telling you they love you. Men these days are too fast as well. Everything is on fast track.

IyaKadijat:
C2H5OH is cool-he or she does not mince words, but has given me some sound advice that I've taken to heart. Amebo is just plain mean and even in the other thread people started asking him/her why he/she was spitting venom at me as if I did something to him/her personally, so I'm starting to learn to ignore amebo.

Uhmm, I am moving on from baby daddy-I don't want him and I think because I have begun to show indifference or nonchalance towards him is the reason he's becoming even more jealous/enraged. He's used to me picking up the phone whenever he calls-now he has to leave a message most of the time. He's used to me asking about how his day was-now I just talk to him about pertinent things about our daughter. And he for sure isn't used to me being with another man which is why he showed up at my house at 4am and he tried to give me the third degree when I went on that date.

He could suck an egg for all I care-I'm having fun with my life right now and I won't let him steal away my joy. Amen.

I like CH2H5OH - he's one of my young pupils. He's learning well.

That is very good then. The challenge is sticking to it and I hope you'll be able to do so without relapsing again. He better face his wife and 2 children instead of looking at the good relationship he threw away.

Poker Face - Lady GaGa

IyaKadijat, don't listen to Jade Goody. You should know how to turn blind eyes to certain people. If Jade has a problem with you, he/she should file a complaint with God and let God do what he wants to do.

As for your problem, I think you're a strong woman and you should utilize your strength more in communicating with your ex. He's playing games that you're too old to be playing. It hurts to know that the man you love is with another woman but I think you need to start numbing yourself to his effects. He has made his choice, let him live with it. Let him be as jealous as he wants. There's a way for you to reply to him and make him know that you're doing fine without him. I know you have invested time and effort on him and trust me, things like that always have a way of getting repaid. You are definitely going to get your reward for your good deeds. There's a method I use in dealing with guys I don't want to have anything with anymore and that is to act nonchalant. After sometime of acting that way, your nonchalance becomes more real and then they get the message.
Stop thinking of him as your man. Think of him as your baby daddy and that's it. Even if you believe he's the father of your child, he's treating you like his baby mama. I think he deserves an equal treatment.
I have also been reading what amebo and CH2-whatever have been writing. They are telling you the truth point blank and while they may seem harsh, you should probably listen to them a bit.

Uche2nna:
lol

potbelly, sign of good living

Spoken like a true naija man.

LOL! Bourbon Rocks? I would not trust that news at all. They get so high that they see triple sometimes.
It looks like 2pac but it's not him.

Stupid iPhone and Nokia 5800. Both will soon change although i loooooooooooooooove my 5800.

platinumnk:
i beg start again make them sweat abi!!

If you hear the rubbish excuses they gave the first time. I'm going to look for it.
They are allowed to have potbellies but we are not allowed to have one stretch mark or a less-than-perfect flat abs.
It's all sexist.

platinumnk:
ha ill pass, if my husband cant love me for who i am, then he is not my husband

Exactly!

platinumnk:
but i read that women were getting it in india mostly because they were raped or dont want to reveal that they are not virgins for the sake of their lives and for the family's honor, and some were getting the procedure free, because if their propsed husband found out that they were not virgins, poow! acid in the face!

That's interesting.
Some people in London are doing it for the same reasons.
They hide under the cover of being virgins for so long and when the wedding date is getting near, they go in for the procedure and come back out.
If that surgery should enter naija, I will so so laugh my head off. Maybe Modupe Ozolua will start that pretty soon.
Before you know it, all naija girls will be getting married as virgins.