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klassyguy:
OHO. and do u think ALHAJI Pataki will be happy about this ?

LOL! Pataki is not normal jare! LOL!

klassyguy:
Mind u, the fringe benefits include wearing a diamond ring and being by the guy's side going around both inside nd outside Naija with the guy FOR A WHOLE YEAR. which kind of yeye love can overcome that?

LOL! A diamond ring? Ah - even better. Some guys are desperate. They don't even think that far. It's very possible to have people plan for these things. Just a year? She will be calling the guy from bathrooms in Germany, America and London. They will keep in touch. It's D'banj I pity. He'll think he's getting a committed girl - he won't know it's a gold digger he's getting.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=272014.msg3864800#msg3864800 date=1242256522]Abeg i don't deal with chop and clean mouth girls!! she wins or not i ain't taking her back  some girls sef if you fry cockroach give them dem go chop am clean mouth.I did not remember promising the girl in question the world and seven seas when asking her out so she should have simply said no if thats her heart desire if she needs money let her run and go and meet D'banj i don't see no ATM machine sign on my forehead

Humming Trey Song's Just Gotta make it song _{Shorrty all i got is a dollar and a dream iz you gonna roll with me}[/quote]Imagine! All because a woman wants to make a name - you're calling her chop and clean mouth girl? Insult upon injury. You promised to be her bf. It's your job to keep her satisfied and you satisfied. If you saw traces of gold digging in her, who sent you message in the first place? It's a matter of personal choice. I'm sure some girls that are going into that mansion have steady bfs who are waiting to take them back after the show. They say love can overcome anything - why can't it overcome koko mansion?

chiogo:
Awww, thanks a bunch to JeSoul, Moonstone, and A-40 for the birthday wishes. Y'all are the best!!!!  

Had so much fun today!!! but I think I caught the swine 'flu Lolz. I hope not.

My Celtics made me proud once again yesterday, best birthday gift ever!!  

Heard the Lakers held it down also. hmm, interesting.

Couldn't have said it better myself. Damn!! I hope your man is Pierce, I swear y'all are the Truth!!

Welcome girl! I'm happy that you had so much fun. You deserve it.
It's one celt for one of us cos I love my Ray Allen. I am still pissed that he's married though

JeSoul:
Moonstone thanks for that link wow I think its safe to say the Magic will get rid of Van Gundy esp if the Magic end up losing to the Celtics. Wow I never know Howard had it in him to call his coach out like that lol no more mr nice guy!

You welcome girl! What fazed me was the comments after the post-game interview. It's amazing to see that Howard is tired of the b.s. and is just looking to let him go. That game was ridiculous. Once a coach starts having problems with the players, there's a need for repair and reconstruction. It's good though. Maybe next game, Van Gundy will have to watch his moves

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=272014.msg3864751#msg3864751 date=1242255755]Naah i can't handcuff ma girlie if i politely advice her not to go and she refuses its all gravy i am not her father but here is the caveat she had better win because if she doesn't then too bad she should apply for a new man[/quote]And if she wins, you'll take her back? Hisssssssssssssss! Men gan sef are worse than us.
You are not her father but what you can't do for her, another man is willing to do. If it was over the issue of sex, you'll see men running to women who are better in bed o! What sex is for most guys is what money is for some girls. The grass is greener on that side. She gets to travel anyhow with D'banj for one year. . . I can't wait for the show. I want to see what it entails. If it's anything like what I think - I can't wait for June 1st!

chamotex:

BREAKING NEWS: Sir Alex Ferguson says Manchester United in Talks to Sign Carlos Tevez on Permanent DEAL!!!

[size=15pt]SKY SPORTS[/size]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=dr.ucheGoD link=topic=148652.msg3864274#msg3864274 date=1242248879]thanx! A friend to me sis just hooked me up with a place spicy-ly called 'Finger-Licking' I do hope the place turns out to be as good as it sounds, hehehehe. Naija Lemz here I come! See y'all ballerz in the wee hours!!![/quote]I loooooooooooooooooooove Finger-Licking. They have the best food ever. Anytime I'm in Houston, that's my spot. Their peppersoup is to die for and so is their egusi.

Finally - it's over. . . I need them to beat Arsenal too.

GOAL! CARRICK! 2-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One more goal would be awesome.

BlueDiva:
United again !!
Trust them to deliver.
Thats why i hate em so much.

LOL! Jealousy - you already won your own game jare - let us be!

vinisky:
uncle fergie will be a fool ( he never was) to let tevez go. see gooal!!! kai! God bless tevez.

I completely agree. He's playing for a solid contract now.

Seeeeeeeeeeeee? Tevez scored! My baby! Yay!

[quote author=dr.ucheGoD link=topic=148652.msg3864108#msg3864108 date=1242245873]Nah, I'm cool wiv Rondo (NOT!!!)

There's serious wahala in orlando. Franchise player Vs Team Coach = Disaster 100% of the time.

BTW, any kind soul from Houston in here? which nice joints dey this town abeg?[/quote]Tell me about it! I'm so excited to see their game tomorrow.

Onyinye coulda helped you but she's missing in action.

Pataki:
When I have the 'kokomycin' what is she looking for in koko mansion? Her own don finish be that!
Just go there! I know how to deal with you! Your own will be worse than Rihanna's naked pictures that were exposed on the internet. I would immediately post our sexcapades on AIT and Silverbird. Let me see whether you will still get that ordinary N5million promised you.

Mschewwwwwwwwwww

Yeye Kokomycin. Just wait till I call you and you start giving me excuses.
All na shout.
Better let me go to Koko mansion in peace. I'll give you 100,000naira.

HNIC:
For a player that has been your top scorer for the last two seasons
That's disrespectful!

Yeah yeah - just as it is disrespectful for y'all to start murdering Adebayor. I love Ronaldo but today - he's not being a scorer, he's being ridiculous.

klassyguy:
Then convince him to make his own "Pataki mansion" with all the fringe benefits, make u the only contestant, and automatically u'll be the winner. Ha!!

More like 'Pataki shack'. Where does he want to steal the mansion from? Don't mind him

If you can't give your gf the things, D'Banj can give her, don't stop her from getting them from D'banj. That's all i'm saying.

Pataki:
Sharrap!

You have a big mouth. If I dare see you near that Koko mansion, you are done for !!!!!!

What da heck? Give me a convertible and I'll sit down. I want to be D'Banj's kokolet for a year with a brand new shiny convertible and then I get to meet the rest of Mo' Hits crew. 

klassyguy:
Mr Pataki, so u dey fear for ur Mrs moonstone pataki right?

Don't mind him o! Give me money, he won't give - now he's shouting up and down. Lemme catch him.

[quote author=dr.ucheGoD link=topic=148652.msg3863954#msg3863954 date=1242243252]WOW! when? in the post-game interview or courtside?

Which wife? Abeggy, go find your own player-husband. Leave Rondo for omo-Jesu jor [/quote]Post game interview o! Lemme get the link. The video is clip wow!
I was asking if Rondo stole your wife oooo! Or your gf? Who? You hate Rondo for some magical reason and i wanna know that reason.

http://www.nba.com/video/channels/tnt_overtime/2009/05/13/nba_tnt_magic_trouble.nba/

Koko mansion is not a bad idea - the girl gets a convertible. I don't know why y'all are hating.
If you cannot provide a convertible for your gf, why should you hinder her blessing?

Na wa o! This is one in a trillion.
I absolutely hate the way we are tripping and falling anyhow.
Today is the wrongest day to have a bad day. I need them to win today and Berbatov needs to leave that pitch now! 
I can't even find that vampire anywhere on that field. This is why I need my Tevez to play. He might not score goals but he hustles more than Berbatov. 
As for Ronaldo, it is days like these that I wish he had gone to Real Madrid. Such stupid cheap and silly mistakes.

OMG! Did y'all see Howard dissing Van Gundy yesterday? After the game? There's fire on the mountain in the Magic Kingdom ooooooooooo! I guess Celts are gonna win after all.

bawomolo:
The magic deserve to lose.  Why do they refuse to  give the ball to dwight howard? This series would still go[b]7 games[/b] though.

I completely agree - that was stupid of them. But since there is discord among them, I guess it can be explained by that.
[quote author=dr.ucheGoD link=topic=148652.msg3862487#msg3862487 date=1242225756]Ahhhh, Mbanu Biko! the horror of the Celts meeting the Cavs in the finals. Please, we wanna see a competitive Eastern Conference finals. Enough of the SWEEPS already!!!

Hahaha! This has Rondo written all over; one good series can not cover a gazillion seasons of mediocrity!!! and as for Mister Marbury, the only star we see is the one he tatooed on that his BIG HEAD [/quote]Come, Dr. Uche - Did Rondo steal your wife? This your unresolved anger against him is beginning to raise questions o! Bynum is not all that. He's good - I give him that but he's not the difference in the Lakers now! Ah ahn! you're making him sound like he's almost better than Kobe!
LOL! Leave my darlings alone oooo! I love my Cavs and my Ray Allen but frankly, LeBron has been working his butt off. He deserves a reward after sometime of proving his worth. This is why I'm rooting for the Cavs.

JeSoul:
    . . .  issookay, Lebron is due for his first championship anyways. I will be angry during the series but root for him the rest of the way.

You know I root for you guys a lot but my Cavs are in a better shape and they do not have to struggle as much as others.
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3863514#msg3863514 date=1242237331]@Moonstone
If you didn't know Mark Cuban had juvenile tendencies then you must not have been paying attention  [/quote]Sweets, I knew but it should not be this bad now! Diss the players all you want not their mamas. 

@ Chiogo, Happy Birthday Girl
I wish you the best life has to offer and I hope your birthday brings the best of surprises to you.
We'll be here to see another year and when you turn the big 1-8, I'll make sure that you get more than just an NL post

JeSoul:
And one sin This na correct girl for hia
Honestly I fear for the Celtics to even win the series . . . Cleveland dey fear me no be small but I bet the Celtics organization won't mind, more games = more tickets = more money.

LOL! I know what you mean. At this rate, Cavs are just gonna kill Boston. They are resting their butts off and they are just studying the other teams. I'm sure they are having the best times of their lives. Yeah - more games, more money.

Bibanke - Asa
It's so nice and so invigorating.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3859918#msg3859918 date=1242176924]@Moonstone
Moonie darl!! Mark Cuban has apologized abeg

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-cubanvsk-martsmom&prov=ap&type=lgns[/quote]It's still juvenile. It's not something he should have done in the first place. 
It's all amazing but I won't hold it against you or the Mavs newayz.
[quote author=dr.ucheGoD link=topic=148652.msg3857164#msg3857164 date=1242131808]I completely expected Mr. Cuban to say/do something silly (as usual) but this time he chose to spare the players/officials and push the envelope. Player's families/family members should be completely off-limits. But Of course, not to his arrogant billion-dollar self! Sorry, Sore, loser [/quote]I expected him to be silly but not that silly. I don't know what's wrong with that guy sometimes sef but I ain't mad at him. As long as he does not interfere with his players' game. They need as much support as possible, the last thing the Mavs need is a Pissed-off Nugget. 

bawomolo:
na me talk am.  The hornets are a bunch of weak bugs 

is it me or can the mavs take this to 6 games?

OH whatever! Like I said - it's CP3 and Scott that caused this nonsense. If they like let them not be defensive next season. I'm not putting all my eggs in one basket. I love my Cleveland Cavs.
[quote author=dr.ucheGoD link=topic=148652.msg3860358#msg3860358 date=1242193108]Looks like Mr. Phil J "over-adjusted" his team strategy and the Lakers thus over-did what we all expected them to do (Blast the Rockets firmly into Orbit, alongside Shuttle Atlantis  )

As an aside, Andrew "all-in-my-head" Bynum (NFL ankle brace and all) did put up more points at half-time than Rajon "Lord-of-the-Rims" Rondo did in his entire game . Looks like 'whipping bwoy' and 'Lover Bwoy' are about to switch roles. But first, i'll defer to Lady Rondo for some fuzzy theories on why the above stats should be completely ignored (YAAAAAWWWWN!) [/quote]They were so pissed. It was hilarious watching that game. I was just in shock all through. Bynum was good - no doubt but that does not mean he's consistent, it was one of his good nights. Rondo is good jare. . . Stop hating on my darling's team mate. I hope Celts beat Orlando though. If that happens, I know my boys have a chance at the final. Orlando on the other hand can kill Cavs defensively.

Choc Boys - M.I. Jesse Jagz and Ice Prince

bawomolo:
who says they can't defeat the nuggets?  The nuggets are being overhyped just because they are playing weak teams. 

The lakers - Cavs would still be exciting.

Who you calling weak? Bawo, come back here and face me like a man! Yeye boy! It's my beauty you're abusing shey? I don't blame you. It's because CP3 and his brothers decided to shame me.
I think I'd prefer Rockets - Cavs.

JeSoul:
Moonstone,
   Gasoft only padded his points in the 4Q when the game was already beyond reach  I never get the impression he's ready to take things into his own hands and be "the man"

I know o! He's not really a guy to be MVP-ish material. He makes himself useful but he cannot control or contribute to the tempo of his team like Kobe does.

Where's A-40? I always knew Cuban had a big mouth but nothing like this.

Cuban admits when a fan called the Nuggets "thugs" he turned to Martin's mom, Lydia Moore and said, "That includes your son." Burn! Martin's agent also claims Cuban told Ms. Moore, just a day before Mother's Day, "Your son is a punk!" (Forgetting to sign your mom's card doesn't seem so bad now, does it?)

Source: [url]http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/K-Mart-on-Cuban-mom-crisis-I-m-going-to-take-c?urn=nba,162648[/url]

I mean - Leave the family out. . . don't take it out on them. That's just very very wrong.

mykali:
@moonstone

if not for the fact that i detest using vulg wordz at ladies i woulda told ya to SHUT YER FILTHY MOUTH !!!!!!!

4k me. i just did it. . .

LOL! Sorry ehn. I take this as the words of a grieving man. It's fine, though. You guys can still win the EPL

switch47:
No mind dem chelski . All na shakara oloje, Buncha Hooligans!! dem no still get any title since three seasons ago o.    they never win when it matters and so much enjoy diving and shooting sporadically like armed robbers and begging for penalties.

I think they are all delusional.

Emperoh:
Only one thing can put shackles on his legs. . . . . . . just leave A-40's bed and see the wonders it will perform
it will even make berbatov play better that you will hate Ronaldo Lima as a striker

LMAO! You're not serious.

Berbatov needs to become his Tottenham-disgracing alter ego. I loved some of his passes yesterday because they were just so good. If only he could hustle more, I think we'll have a killer player on our hands. I need him to be more aggressive with the ball and put more force in his shots towards the goals. That's where Tevez comes in for me cos he's good at attacking and stirring up the tempo which Berbatov lacks cos of his casual tempo.

bawomolo:
the lakers would still win the series though. They just came out flat yesterday

I'm beginning to doubt it. . . the way Houston messed them up yesterday was too bad.

JeSoul:
lol . . . Kobe had an off-night and in those cases the rest of the team should be able to step up. And is Phil Jackson so blind that he cannot see Fisher cannot guard or stay with Brooks? Farmar is by far the better option. And why does he allow luke Walton to even handle the ball? every other touch was a turnover, as for Ga-soft, I reserve my comments lol. The rest of the laker team keeps on defering to kobe to save them from everything, they forget they're also paid nba players.

Farmar is good but I feel they don't utilize him in the right positions. I have seen him on his best days and seen him on his worst days and he really can be good. Luke Walton is just not that good. Gasol on the other hand had a splendid night. About 18 points in the 4th quarter. That was good but not good enough to get them to win the game. LOL! Lakers need to rely on themselves to be dependent of Kobe. They need to learn how to step up more and stop leaving all the hardwork to Kobe.

Akolawole:
Do you know that?

# We inflicted on Arsenal yesterday their biggest home loss for decades

# 3 seasons ago, we did the same to liverpool at Anfield in the league and

# Until few weeks ago, we also roasted United by 3 goals to 1 at Old tratford.

I hope i am right though.

And yet still 3rd place with such pride.
So far Manchester United has never finished anything less than 3rd in the past 16 years (this year - will be the 17th) and we've won the EPL 10 times out of those last 16 years - Now that's something to be proud of.
Y'all need to stop getting happy by records that don't get you trophies.