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ayeaxelord:
Moonstone can never and will never ever step into my circle of interactions. She aint gat what it takes. Her bank account still too young, biatch!!!

Naija girls with wifey or homey-lovey-dovey issues. Who wants a gilr for keeps these days? Thats far from me. Chickening these chickens and making them see the exit as soon as I get fed up. I got no patience for these cats, biatch!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't wanna be in that circle. I only deal with people who can think clearly.
Of course my bank account is young. Sometimes I forget you're a dealer. We choose to work very hard for our money.

I didn't mention naija girls, did I? I just said wifely and homely duties. When you're in your 60's, single, depressed and childless, you'll wish you kept one of those "cats" and "chickens"

@ topic - like I always say one's food is another's poison

ayeaxelord:
Degenerated? Moonstone, I'm talking about level 10 blondes that when I cruise round ma block with, all guys be mad at me like, how they wish she was theirs. U aint a clue, sis! So can only imagine I understand.

Ain't nothing like level 10 blondes. I think that's a horrible imagination to have.
There are CLASSY women and TRASHY women.
All the guys be mad at you because they wish they could screw her on a regular basis not that they wish she could be their wife or some homely title.
Dude, when you're ready to settle down, trust me, it ain't gonna be that level 10 blonde. It's gonna be a classy chick if you have any inkling of where to find one.  

Hesperus:
Even your supposed girl moonstone, she aint got your back! Dude, face it, your game sucks.

I'm not his girl o! I just find him very hilarious and confused at that.  

H2O2:
I am still your god

Dude! What? My god ke? Who gave you that title?
H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E, that's what you spelt out for me just now.

ayeaxelord:
You are the only one a little bit on ma side. These pigs here are running loose trying to Bleep me not even ganging up on me. Men, I got a tight crew for all you fake ass dudes and bitches! So you'll tackle the ladies, moonstone by being their lesbi partner, so they leave me alone. I'll let my crew show Hesperus what cool dudes do to fake ass dudes who mess around the block.

I'm getting high gradually to bounce to the club with ma blonde after some rounds in ma apartment. Making it rock 2nite, biatch!!!!!!!!! Oh, I too much, mami.

A little bit on which side? You know you're the one coming here to look for trouble.
Who gave you a tight crew? Oh gosh. . . I'm sorry to let you down but I only do guys.
Let them do whatever they want to you. I hope you get a flock of BBWs all over you tonight at the club
You doing blondes now? Wow, you've really degenerated and you say you're too much.

ayeaxelord:
Moonstone, how far? These bitches (including gay ass Hesperus) want to Bleep me, babe. I need your help even if you sounding like a BBW!

Need my help ke? You are not serious at all. how did you get into this mess? What have you done again?
Did you say you hated BBWs or what is making them gang up on you?
I know they won't Bleep you and even if they did, you would love it

I prefer being curvacious. I like to fill out in my clothes and I'm sure guys like that too.

ayeaxelord:
While I was spanking your dirty black BBW ass, didn't I warn you to get lost, biatch? What the heck you still doing here?

I spanked your wack ass even harder than I spanked that infectious ass of Busy_body who now understands she needs to get her pussie busy and not just her body! I know what next to do to you if you don't "identify"!

Oh no! don't tell me this is who I think it is. First you can't stand BBWs and now you're screwing them? You are very confused.

Adam Brody:
But all those bastards like ujujoan, jgirl, stillwater, michellin tyre and a host of animals on NL should expect more banger fireworks from me anytime they open their stinking, smelly mouths to yan dust to me!

Awww, he's still not over me!   I'm so flattered. It'll be alright.
Seriously dude, you need to get over yourself. People like us are obviously not b*st**ds if we are trying to help you realize that what you're doing is very nasty. Of course I'm an animal or have you forgotten the basics of biology so quickly?  
I have nothing against you. . . so all your pent up anger against j-girl is very useless in the long run.

@ topic, I agree. There are a lot of stupid reasons but that's the main gist of the matter.

This is the easiest thing in the world for any confident girl to do except the guy is very strong willed with strings attached. Men are like pawns in the sight of women

My[b] romantic [/b] not sexual weakness is a guy who accepts me wholly without judging me or making me feel inadequate. A guy who genuinely cares and expresses it to me in a variety of ways.
Just ask Mr. Moonstone. . . he's a pro at this

spikedcylinder:
Hmmn. . . .How come all the bust babes are gettin' married?

Exactly!

H2O2:
Wtf Maybe she's using her tits to express her love?

From your mouth? If it was me that said that now, you will crucify me.

@ Topic, i think they are an added bonus. As long as you have tits that are still standing well, you can get a lot of things done

I suggest if you want to take him back because you love him that much, you should take a lot of self defense classes.
You will need them when he's beating you in your pregnant state because the doctor touched your belly.
If he's that jealous, then you need to let go. Ordinarily, it shows you're in a lot of trouble already.
Beating you is a bonus to the trouble you already have on ground.
Maybe it's because you are in uni, that's why he's being this protective.
Whichever, be very afraid for your life if you take him back.

Dr Kitaun:
how come people have forgotten that D13 was a gunner that decided to be funny, supporting Pompey because of Kanu

go check his ealrliest posts and u will see he was never too far from being Arsenlistic

Fair weather fans in Arsenal? That does not surprise me. Most of them are still Kanu-drunk.

Cristalz:
@Moonstone

Mos' def'. Great idea

I'll organize a sympathy fund-raising dinner on Doyin's behalf. . .$500 per plate

I'll have 2 plates please

Firstly,
I found the highlights of the Jazz - Nets game very hilarious. They had 2 blowout quarters. It's amazing.
Nets were leading 27-7 in the first quarter. Then Jazz led Nets 40-23 in the last quarter and still Jazz managed to win that game. I wish I was in the Arena with the Jazz fans .

Lakers and Knicks were also hilarious to me. I bent over laughing when watching the highlights. How can one lose so much and still top the game?

As for Celtics ehn! I have made a new discovery thanks to my NBA game. I was using LAL and the computer was also using LAL and right now, I'm almost winning. So I have come to a conclusion, the 2 ways that Boston Celtics can lose are by
(1) Fighting among each other . . . causing one of them to be a ball hog. The chemistry in them is too strong for my liking and needs to be diluted.
(2) If they play against themselves (it sounds very impossible, I know) but I need one team to replicate exactly what the Celtics do and get their game. That way, we can at least have a shot at stopping those machines.

Lastly, My Hornets are in second place! Who would have thought? I just hope they can maintain it as long as possible. If we don't lose any of our next 3 games, we might actually have a chance but Lakers need to lose at least 5 games. Frankly, it would take a Miracle and an injury for Kobe, Farmar and Odom for that to happen.

I am so proud of my boys. We defeated spurs even though they started leading pretty early. R. Butler just earned himself a place in Moonstone's heart. . . he did really good and even D. West pleased me. 2.50 left in 4th quarter and Spurs were leading by a point and Posey showed a lot of himself yesterday with that wonderful 3-pter. I am sure I sound like a proud mother now . . . don't blame me y'all

It's his beautiful loving way of telling you that "he's just not that into you"
If he's commitment-phobic to you now, he'll stay that way and find a girl who he falls head-over-heels in love with. That's when he'll start giving you stories that his parents are forcing him to marry her or that he got her pregnant. Just some cock-and-bull story like that. You're wasting your time with him. I suggest you leave him cos if you're out on a date with this guy and another interested man sees you, he'll think you have a boyfriend and let you be.
Dating this guy is blocking all your potentials.

It depends on the parents and the fidelity of the girl.
It's true age is nothing but a number when you're truly in love with a girl.
But what if she's not as in love with you as you thought? A lot of women are infatuated with the idea of being in love with an older man (talking from experience even though I have not passed the 6-year mark yet. I'm working on it ) and this infatuation can last long enough to make one think it's love. Younger girls get infatuated easier in most cases and sometimes, this can be actual love.
What do you think will happen if a 20 year old guy, good job and all that. It's then she will realize that 30 is too old for her. If you are sure she's in love with you, age is just a number.

As for her parents, will they agree? If so, maybe it might just work out.

doyin13:
Iyawo mi atata. . .  .hehehehehe

na you be this.

when you dey land london??. . . . You  need to see Mahiki.
The club is the ish o. 

Lol, what?I need to see which Mahiki? Saturday is very open
The name sounds crazy in my opinion but let's see if you have time for us in between your tears for Pompey and your sadness over Diarra.
I don't know how to console deranged fans o!

It's all good. Maybe there's still hope for y'all.
Cristalz, I suggest we start getting donations for a huge sympathy card for Doyin and his closet fans.
I have a feeling that it's going to be very tearful season from them.

drwhopl:
@ moonstone you've really made a good point,and i have been asking myself the same question.the aspect of the girl not really liking the dude and not calling him.even if you don't like the guy,why give him your number in the first place?this kind of girls at the end of the day,i delete their numbers from my phone sharply.no wasting time.abi.

If you don't like the guy and he really likes you, some girls see that as the ticket to their misbehaviour. They use him to get all he wants taking advantage of the fact that he likes her. It's pretty much a free ticket. There are some guys that love these girls so much that they can ask for absolutely anything and get it.

If he behaves, he might getting a set of Manchester United Souvenir and I know he'll adore it

debosky:
na your ex lover nah Doyin, the Louisiana chick wey come block you for London

But seriously Doyin, how can Newcastle beat you like that? Even Stoke no deserve the kain beating you get o

You'll meet me later. Ex-lover ke? Where we love go?
Ah Debosky, your gbefila pass you

If spiritually guided, yes, I can be 100% sure. If not, I can be 60% sure

chamotex:
You can't start anything cuzz the real dude is here . . . .  

Hmmmm. . .
_{*Ebony, where are you now? Journal time!*}

As long as someone is catching feelings, yes it's cheating.

I like emotional but strong men. Emotional in that he can tell me his feelings not emotional as in tears during Notebook o!

Who told you all of them are fine? I have seen some wowo ones sha

For some it's because they wanna call the guys they actually love with it. Most of these girls always have some guys they spend the credit on.
Girls who have the means to call and don't - just don't like you or maybe they are very traditional.
If they do not have the means - different story.

ammamat:
What will you do if your parents insists that you should marry a
particular person?

The painful thing about this scenario is that my parents would probably insist I do the same.
Parents, most times, are right. I suggest you consider their options but at the same time, be very diplomatic. As a woman, you need to have your family especially when you're getting married.

Doyin, stop disgracing yourself now! Ah ahn. . . at least join a club with an idea of what it is like to win the EPL in recent years. LOL!
3 - 0 loun loun!
Kai - Pele

Vanweed:
F**k these BBWs! Make una go reduce una size, so some hot guys go help service una small! Mumu black fatty bum-bum them wey full this world!

Na wa! Thank you for the advice. Take mine too, get a therapist or someone you can talk to.

bridget007:
He is Yoruba, eldest of 4, police took him in cell overnight and are applying for restraining order to stop him coming anywhere near me and his son for a while anyway.

I am not surprised. Some of them know how to act like stupid immature goats once in a while and this is one of them.
Leave him and run. The day he will kill you by mistake ehn!

LET HIM ROT IN JAIL TONIGHT!
Flippin' coward!  

Stupid insecure naija men. When you're pregnant too? Oh girl - I woulda killed him and said it was self defense. Dang!