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See as Jay Jay dress like all dis Ariaria men.
@wife: u re beautiful.

Was a kind of confuse d way my friends wia shouting wen d saw me roasting some fresh pork meat i bought. Some even sworn not 2 shake hands wit me. I was so surprise dat i wonder if it is abomination eating pork meat. Dats why i decided 2 bring it up here 2 knw if there is any thing wrong in eating 'Pork' meat?

Really want 2 know which is the true sabbath day.

And hw re we sure GEJ said dis?

mukundi: [color=#000099][/color] hell exist my dear and trust me u don't wanna go there,

I strongly beliv dat ur reasons 4 dis lies wit mine based on wht my religion (christianity) believes. But 1 tin is certain, no religion hav a gud prove 4 wht so eva d believe.

[quote author=OK_2_NV]God is everywhere and you don't need eyes or ears to see or hear him. God speaks to us in our mind and inner thoughts.[/quote]Gud point

Nonybb: if u wait to God to do that u will die in an unbelieve and meet ur kind like karl max and co in HELL

And wht meks u believe 'Hell' exist?

jhydebaba: If I receive instructions from my oga at the top.

Can u just grow 4 1's.

Nothing can mek me change my religion. Owing 2 d fact dat nobody can acertain d true religion. How i my 2 be sure dat d 1 am changing to is better. #jst my tot#

freebreezeyz: the rave continues...while d family of shem are in tears now

Atleast wht hapn 2 him wil be a lesson 2 evrybody 2 prepare b4 going public.

goofie: He wont even have d energy 4 anoda woman sef.

Who mek we ask?

Charles Novia ‘s take on My Oga at the top below
As hilarious as this may be to millions of people, it is also a sad reminder of our societal genuflection as a people. The whole apparatus of the Nigerian administrative organogram is strangleheld by so many ‘Ogas on top’. An effective ‘checks-and-balances’ system which works seamlessly in other climes is made impotent here in Nigeria by a wicked system of administrative despotism. Nothing gets done except the top guns approves, even your visiting the restroom!
It’s more shameful in the political landscape where there are so many ‘Ogas on top’ that no one ever knows who the buck stops with unless it comes to sharing money looted from the national till.
‘The Oga on top’ syndrome is really not new in Nigeria. It has always been there. It was just given a new colouration by Commandant Shem and found a new acceptance by the vibrant and active social media crowd who are always looking out for catch-phrases. Within a few hoursof the short clip being posted on youtube, a hurriedly produced song had been streamed with the phrase as its chorus and now T-shirts with the emblazoned phrase are being sold! It is good to see how Nigerians in mirth have accepted the phrase, which is a stark portrayal of the drudgery of our social and political aspirations.
Someone told me this morning that the phrase seems to have caught on among the market women. His wife went to the market to buy Catfish and the seller in trying to catch her attention screamed; ‘Costomer, come buy my fish for your Oga on top’!
Another fellow sent me a mail thismorning in which he narrated that while driving along Sanusi Fafunwa Street in Lagos last nightafter closing from work, he could have sworn the call girls standing along the road called out. ‘ Honey, stop naa! My oga on top, come naaa’! God help us.
Perhaps soon, in wedding ceremonies in Churches and registries, the marriage vows would be rephrased to ‘ Do you promise to marry your ‘oga on top..’ and to love and cherish, till death …’ Perhaps, we just might have another phrase for a ‘Madamon top’ and I don’t think the meaning of that would be far removed from the bedroom, if themissionaries stop making their positions known on this matter. All pun intended.
So, who really is this nebulous ‘Oga on top’ we joke about? It is that innate fellow in you who believes the world must stand still if you are not a factor in getting things done. Everyone is just an ‘oga on top’ that you really wonder who then is the person below. No one wants to accept full responsibility for either personal or collective failings. Everyone is just an Oga, down to the clerk in the office.
How about this poem I just wrote: and if any you are going tolift this poem, kindly credit it to the original author; me.
My Oga At the Top Poem By Charles Novia
‘My Oga on top
Make you chop so me sef fit chop
Nor finish the water for my cup
Or wetin I go drink if you nor stop?
My oga on top,
nor drive pass my bus stop
becos you dey Aso Rock.
Nor forget say me sef wan chop
from dat national sower sop.
My oga on top,
Nor chop cake come give me lollipop
Or else your show go flop.
I don warn you, my oga on top.’
CHARLES NOVIA
[By Nollywood movie producer Charles Novia]
http://naijagists.com/my-oga-at-the-top-poem-by-charles-novia-nollywood-movie-producer-shares-perspective-on-obafaiye-shem/

obo389: wch kind mumu question be dis sef?
afterall,una no dey kiss each other ni

Dat u kisses any gal dat comes ur way, now means u can share toothbrush wit any of dem? #just SMH#

He just want 2 justify his action. He told me dis. 'She used his toothbrush b4 he cud wakeup. On noticing he brought out a new 1. And wen d she noticed dat, she was nt hapi.'

emperorchedda: Y'all shud stop dis s.hit...d joke is now overused and getting extremely boring...let's all grow up plzz!

Exactly my thought. Al dis s.hits oga @ d top tins shld stop mekn FP. D re now boring.

Listen avidly to your wife's complaints. Woman cannot resist a man who understands her moods, attitude, feelings, values, likes and dislikes. This would encourage her to open up with you and don’t keep secrets.Good Communication helps in building trust and strengthens your relationship. Make your woman laugh often. Women love men who are witty and have a sense of humor.Fights or problems may happen in between the two but do not let the world know about it rather solve it between yourselves. The fight you had last week over shopping or whatever is over and done with. So move on with it and stop rehashing old stuff and reminding her of her faults. Do not resort to name calling, hitting, spitting, breaking dishes or anything else when you lose your temper.
8 ). Love and Affection : Show your love and affection to her as often as possible. Every woman is a sucker of affection. If you only give them that stuff to get to bed, your wife is going to notice and think it's insincere. A good husband will appreciate his wife and will notice her, even after twenty or fifty years of marriage. She needs you to notice when she gets that new haircut or dresses up in something sexy for you to come home to. If you fail to notice what she is doing for you too many times, she may just count it as fruitless and quit. Gift your Partner something fancy whenshe least expects it. Surprise her by planning a trip, preparing a nice dinner, giving a bunchof her favorite flowersor taking her out for shopping. Every Woman likes to be pampered. Women, one way or the other, are nothing but over grown babies who constantly need care. But every woman has their likings, give things what she likes instead of forcing yourlikes on her and show her that you care and would be always therefor her. Never forget the special days in her life. Make an effort to initiate spontaneous affection with your wife. Build the companionship by doing things together whether it is a common interest or hobby. Give her a hug or surprise kiss and tell her how much youlove her. Hold hands with her when you’re out together. These small gestures show your wife that you’ve thought of her and help you reinforce your commitment to your wife.
9) Offer Protection : A woman need to feel safe and secured with her man. She needs to feel that when he is with her no one can harm her. You don't need to be a muscle man but at least whenyou are with her others should not be making a pass at her. She wants her man to behave like a man andtreat her like a lady when she is with you.
10) Give her Space : Asa Husband you need tounderstand that your wife has a life other than you also. She has her Parents, friends and colleagues who too are part of her life.She also may have some hobbies or passions he is involved in. Don’t expect her undivided attention. Don’t stop her if he wants to go out and hang out withher friends sometimesor engage in a hobby or want to spend some time with her parents.
11) Keep her happy inBed : Sexual intimacy is one of the most essential things in anymarriage. Good Sex helps to strengthen your emotional and physical attraction to her. Please your wife in bed and be faithful to her. No woman would tolerate a cheating partner. Goodsex plays a vital part when it comes to a satisfying relationshipand if you are not skilled in bed that is going to be a major turn off. Never grumble about having to support children you didn't want to have. If you were irresponsible enough to help her get pregnant, then it is your duty to pay for that child. Do not bringporn into a relationship. Porn will only create unrealistic expectations in your mind about your spouse’s libido, body, and comfort level withweird sex positions.
In short, if you don't like how you partner treats you, take a minute to notice how you treat your partner and correct your behavior. If you are anideal husband, that will help your wife to be an ideal wife. A wife usually responds to the way that she is treated. If she is treated like she is worthless, she will be worthless to you. But, if you treat her well, she will be a jewel in your crown, a pleasureto you and a forever blessing.

1) Be Pleasant : Nobody likes an arrogant man. Be pleasant to everyone around you including your wife, friends and family. Be warm, kind,positive, understanding and friendly. It is often heard said that ‘What we give is what we get back.’ Try to arrive home as cheery and lighthearted as you can even if you had a bad day at office or is physically exhausted after driving through the traffic jams. Just because your wife does not go out to work does not mean that her work is less strenuous. She might have been struggling with the children and the housework all day.
2) Respect the Vows : Faithfulness or Loyaltyis one of the prime qualities a wife wantsin her man. Have a sense of honor and duty. Remember that when you got marriedyou took the sacred vows. The honorable thing is to fulfill the duty to your wife that you took upon yourself the day you got married. It is the duty of a man to provide for his family. Never expect your wife to contribute to the smooth operation of the household. Evenin this day and age of women in the workplace, most prefer to have that as an option rather than a necessary part of their lives. Motherhood and caring for a husband and home usually takes priority for her. Never assume that themoney you earn is yours to do with as you like. You have a family to think about now and their needs must always come before your own.
3) Reliable, Responsible and Supportive : Every Woman wants her partner to be reliable and be there for her when she needs her. Support your wife in all stages of life. Provide reassurance when she is feeling down. Do not belittle her or hurt her ego. If she is a working woman understand her work pressures and problems. Be proud of her on her accomplishments and do not forget to complement her. Be available for her whenshe needs a shoulder to cry or when she needs support from you. Let her know thatyou care for her. Whenyou are not near her at least make a phone call to her even if you talk to her for only a minute or two. When you come back after work or on weekend do things with her or help her in whatever way possible. She would appreciate even if you are not much of help because you are tried to help her. Be a friend to her.When you don’t agree with her views respectfully let know that you don’t agree with reasons.
4) Adaptability and Sensitivity : As years pass on you'll see that glowing woman you fell in love with years ago does not look the same or behave in the same manner. She may be tied up with the pressures at home like needs of children, financial obligations etc. Allow her time to relax by taking some work off her shoulders or take some time out so that you can spend some time together relaxing. Be sensitive to the needs of your wife and looks to meet them. Do not let your feelings toward life's changes affect feelings toward your wife. An Ideal Man needs to be sensitive to the requirements ofthe partner, treat her as an equal, understand when she needs to stay late at work or help with housework and contribute to the expenses.
5) Show Respect : If you expect respect from others you need to treat others with respect too. Respect can be reflected in the way one talks and behaves. Always speakin a loving manner and refrain from speaking harshly. A good husband never chooses to belittle strike, humiliate or otherwise harm his wife in private or in public. It is better to watch what you say and to think your thoughts through before speaking as it is not possible to take back the words once they have been spoken. Treat her withrespect in front of others and at home. Do not look at other ladies in front of her. Take in consideration her opinion when making important decisions of the family. If you are bringing your buddies home let her know in advance.
6) Judgment and Emotional Baggage : Many of us have emotional baggage. But do not bring that emotional baggage into the marriage. Many men praise theirprevious wives, girlfriends or mother in front of their wives.Avoid judging every action or opinion yourwife has and understand that she is different from you. Her experiences and likings may be different from you too. Comparing her or making her feel that she does not measure up only would ruin your marriage.
7) Communication : Communication is the key to a good and solid marriage. Women also expect honesty in men. Honesty is what buildstrust in your relationship with yourwoman. She may evenforgive your mistakes but only if you are honest with her and promise not to do it again. Women like their men to be open to them at all times and not keep them in the dark about what isgoing on in their man’s life. Find time to sit and talk with your wife on a daily basis even if it is during the Dinner time. If you let things bottle up and feel that you cannot share withyour wife then your marriage is in trouble.Be a good listener when she talks. Your wife too wants someone to listen to her and empathize with what's going on in her life.
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Okro soup. Jst cukd dis 1 now

Congrat bro

D just d jealous d man, as em don d mek front page 4 evry wia.

Why suspend d dude? I beta hope d consulted d Oga at d top b4 d suspension.

Emmanuel602: Secound to commend don allah

Chai! Sori yea! Mayb Al*lah was sleepn wen u commented.

4 all dis saga 2 stop, we all (including OP) must agree 2 ask d 'Oga at d top'

Dancing *Alingo*
Anywia u see me holla me @ R. Madrid

13volts: A beg Bring Galatasary or Malaga for Barcelona

U d fyn cheap food.

Dats realy d probs of Int'l level players giving dia best 2 d Nation. I hope Keshi n NFF wud read dis.

talk2tosep: Emenike did forgot he's a nigerian!!!

Meaning?

Welcom development if dia wud b available loan afterwards 4 ppl dat hav interest.