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If u re coming home, & u met a man beating ur mum, n u rushd insid 2 get a weapon n found a man on top of ur wife on ur mat. bed. Whc 1 wil u attend 2 1st?

k2039: Morgan1092, wetin concern you.

Hmmm! E concern me oo!!! D no. of ova riped single ladies don 2much. D fit even rch all guys 50 50 2marry. *winks*

ATMC: I concur, but if all girls seal off their packages, what becomes of those dt use it as a means? And what about those guys dt are sex addicts?

4 those dat use it as a means, is dat d only biz d can prosper? And 4 d sex addicts, shld jst marry n settle dwn. Chikina

baba uzez: I'm presently studying chemical engineering.should i go 4 msc or professional courses immediatly i graduate?...pls i nid ur suggestion

I wil strictly advice u 2 4get abt any oda qualification 4 now, and dedic8 ur mind/thoughts on ur studies.
@question: Prefer goin 4 Master degree.

dejijohns: Why ar chemical engrs called WAR HEADS?

I tink its because d re needed in almost all engineering activities/fields, hence we re d heads in engineering profession. #I hv askd a similar question once#

STRICTLY FOR THE LADIES
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If someone is not willing to put a ring on your finger or marry you, DON'T give them the benefits of
marriage.
If they think that you
are good enough to sleep with, let them first make God smile by thinking that you are good enough to marry first.
Do not let someone make you sin by making you a mother when they are not willing to make you
a wife.
Guys being the first cut won't make her
stay with u forever and Girls having his baby won't make him
stay with you either.
If I can read a magazine for free, what is the purpose of buying it? That's why some magazines
come with a seal, coz they know that you will really appreciate its value and pay the price first.
Its time to seal off your life, even if
you are no longer a virgin you can still bring back your value and let someone pay off the price first
or else they will just read you and dump you for another one.
This is one of the reasons why some Girls are not getting married. Its time to seal off and show your true value.

deolub: ...hmmmm *sighs* presently am in the banking sector (don't ask me why) probably cos of the very attractive pay...but gradually I am finding my way back to structural engineering...cos I am still very passionate about it...

Hmmm! Hmmm!! Neva mind as far as it put food on ur table n u re happy abt it. Gud luck

THE United States has said beginning from 2013, its army brigade will dispatch small army teams to 35 African nations, as part of its plan to check the rising terror threats from al-Qaeda-linked groups in Africa, particularly with the rise of the extremist Islamist sect, Boko Haram, in Nigeria.
According to a report the CBS News credited to Pentagon, the headquarters of the United States Department of Defence, “the army teams will be limited to training and equipping efforts, and will not be permitted to conduct military operations without specific, additional approvals fromthe secretary of defence.”
The training exercise is also said to be part of Pentagon’s intensifying effort “to train countries to battle extremists and give the US a ready and trained force to dispatch to Africa if crisesrequiring the US military emerge.”
The Associated Press in its report said: “The sharper focus on Africaby the US comes against a backdrop of widespread insurgent violence across North Africa and as the African Union and other nations discuss military intervention in northern Mali.”
The activities of Boko Haram sect in Nigeria and the Libya’s Islamic Maghreb’s attack on the US Consulate in Benghazi, Libya, which led to the killing of US ambassador and three other Americans were also said to be part of the reasons the US is sending its troops to African nations.
More details: http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/component/k2/item/1742-terrorism-us-dispatches-forces-to-train-african-armies-%E2%80%A2panic-as-soldiers-storm-abuja-streets/1742-terrorism-us-dispatches-forces-to-train-african-armies-%E2%80%A2panic-as-soldiers-storm-abuja-streets?start=3

Former South Africa President, Nelson Mandela, will be spending Christmas Day in hospital, the Presidential spokesman, MacMaharaj, said in Johannesburg.
He said government received the confirmation from the doctors that Mandela would remain in the hospital during Christmas.
The News Agency of Nigeriareports that President JacobZuma had sent messages of well-wishes to the Mandela family and urged South African to keep him (Mandela) in their prayers.
“We urge all South Africans to keep Tata uppermost in their thoughts at every placeof worship or entertainment and also on Christmas Day, and throughout the festive season.
“We also humbly invite all freedom-loving people around the world to pray for him. He is an ardent fighter and will recover from this episode with all our support,” Zuma said.
He said Mandela was responding well to treatment in a Pretoria hospital.
NAN also reports that Mandela was admitted at a Pretoria Hospital on December 8, where he was diagnosed with a lung infection and underwent gallstone surgery.
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news-update/mandela-spends-christmas-day-in-hospital/

Civil defence arms bearing’ll improve efficiency – NSCDC

Bearing of arms by a section of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) known as Armed Squad has been described as a way of improving the efficiency of the para-military organization in its core and general mandates.
Commandant of the Oyo State command of the organization, Clement Adesuyi, made this remark in a chat with journalists after the passing out parade of the NSCDC Armed Squad Batch ‘A’ at Letmauk Barrack, 81 Battalion, Mokola, Ibadan, last weekend.
The bearing of arm training, which he said was part of fulfillment of one of the core mandates of the organization as spelt out in NSCDC Act No. 2 of 2003 as amended in Act 2007 would enable his personnel to function effectively alongside its sister agencies in confronting the security challenges facing the country.
Adesuyi said: “The army has takenits time to train our officers and men on how to effectively bear and manage arms and ammunition and you must not use your arms to terrorize or intimidate the general public. You are always to show good examples worthy of emulation”.
While reminding the 123 that graduated out of the 126 that were recruited for the training programme including 13 females, the commandant noted that
“survival is the greatest instinct ofhuman beings and the prize of internal liberty is vigilance”.
Earlier in his speech, the General Officer Commanding (GOC), 2 Division, Nigerian Army, Odogbo, Ibadan, Mohammed Abubakar, had called for continued collaboration between the army and other security agencies in thecountry in addressing the national security challenges.
Abubakar, who was represented by Greg Omoreghe, said the power of synergy could haunt down the evil elements in the nation, stressing that the success of the training of the NSCDC Armed Squad was a testimony of the Nigerian Army’s efforts in maintaining healthy relationship with other sister security agencies.
http://dailyindependentnig.com/2012/12/civil-defence-arms-bearingll-improve-efficiency-nscdc/

iwe oru: I studied Chemical Engineering and I work as a process engineer designing separation and mass transfer equipment for (mainly) the oil and gas industry. But sometimes my projects include environmental or biological requests from customers. A part of me wants to work in civil engineering so that I can help develop African infrastructure. The reason I chose chemical engineering was because chemistry is the fundamental basis of all life and the engineering aspect of my profession would allow me to apply it to practical issues.

My words of advice are to love what you do and do not make decisions which will negatively affect others. The primary responsibility of the engineer is to put others first before their own personal needs. We try to create solutions and not create new problems. It is a humbling task.

Nice 1 man. Dats a gud encouragement 2 d up coming war heads.

No body wan marry person wey d family go cari dia burden add 2 em own. Shikina

Mine goes like dis

*JOY TO THE WORLD*

Joy to the world, the Lord is come
Let earth receive her King
Let every heart prepare Him room
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven, and nature sing

Joy to the earth, the Savior reigns
Let men their songs employ
While fields and floods
Rocks, hills and plains
Repeat the sounding joy
Repeat the sounding joy
Repeat, repeat the sounding joy

No more let sins and sorrows grow
Nor thorns infest the ground
He comes to make His blessing flow
Far as the curse is found
Far as the curse is found
Far as, far as the curse is found

He rules the world with truth and grace
And makes the nations prove
The glories of His righteousness
And wonders of His love
And wonders of His love
And wonders, of His love

As we celebrate d birth of Jesus Christ dis season, may d reasons 4 celebration neva cease in ur life n ur family in dis season & beyond. HAPPY XMAS 2 all NLanders! Hav fun

I dnt hav a lover *sob*
@OP: I fit swear say na tori u tel us hia.

Uchenna42: Because the are not durable

Wht do u knw abt cars?

[quote author=peachez'n'cream]I just graduated from uni this month and as a young lady, i must say I'm proud to be a Software Engineer. The work is really challenging, detail oriented and sometimes tedious. You must be prepared to keep learning new languages, new programming paradigms nd new development environments.[/quote]Dats a gud 1 4rm u. U hav 2 b more focus, cos learning new computer programmes is like trying 2 speak many languages. Gud luck

A woman came from a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved... Dedicated to the women.

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Why u let ur drugs finish na. Go tek ur drugs joor.

Police neva fit arrest Common L.G. Counsillor e com be Senator. Though am quite sure dat NLanders won't hv an ans 2 dis question. So OP beta ask google

Am alive n healthy. They re d best gifts of life.

Super Eagles Head Coach, Stephen Keshi, says he will not miss any player who did not make the team’s provisional list for the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON). Keshi disclosed this in an interview on Sunday in Abuja, in reaction to the barrage of criticisms which have trailed his list of 32 invited players. The list was for the final phase of camping in Faro, Portugal for the competition, scheduled to kick off on Jan. 19 in South Africa. According to Keshi, the omission of the likes of Osaze Odemwingie and Taye Taiwo was not intentional, but for the good of the country. “We don’t need Osaze right now; that is all.“He is not a bad player and there is nothing personal about it. It is just that at this point in time, there are some players that were not called and we don’t have anything against them.“We also did not invite Obafemi Martins, why are Nigerians not talking about him? “We don’t need Osaze right now; that is all.“He is not a bad player and there is nothing personal about it. “These players are not the only Nigerians playing; this is what we want for now.“All we want for now from Nigerians is to support the players that are there in prayers,” Keshi said.The former Togo and Mali coach added that Martins was not in the list because he did not live up to expectation when he was given the opportunity to prove his worth in the new Eagles squad. Keshi pointed out that he was more comfortable dealing with the players he was familiar with.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/i-wont-miss-osaze-martins-others-says-keshi/

Back when Facebook only had millions of users instead of a billion, before Timeline and the bungled IPO and outrage over privacy issues, people "poked" each other on the social network. The poke, which is still around but rarely used, is a minimalistic form of communication -- the digital equivalent of a head nod or wink. Now the social network has expanded the poke into a stand alone iOS app, which was released on Friday. The simple free app, called Facebook Poke, allows you to send fleeting messages, pokes, photos and 10-second videos to Facebook friends. The messages expire after a set period of time, from 1 to 10 seconds, and cannot be retrieved by either party again. This makes the app perfect for sending salacious images without leaving a trail. Now the social network has expanded the poke into a standalone iOS app, which was released on Friday. The simple free app, called Facebook Poke, allows you to send fleeting messages, pokes, photos and 10-second videos to Facebook friends. The messages expire after a set period of time, from 1 to 10 seconds, and cannot be retrieved by either party again. This makes the app perfect for sending salacious images without leaving a trail."With the Poke app, you can poke or send a message, photo, or video to Facebook friends to share what you're up to in a lightweight way," says Facebook in a blog post announcing the new app. "With the Poke app, you can poke or send a message, photo, or video to Facebook friends to share what you're up to in a lightweight way," says Facebook in a blog post announcing the new app.When you open the app, you can choose from a set of icons at the bottom of the screen to send a poke, type a 120-character message, open the camera to snap a picture (you cannot choose an existing photo from your camera roll, but you can add fun doodles or text on top of the picture you do take), or shoot a 10-second video. Decide how long you want the other person to see your message or photo (1, 3, 5 or 10 seconds), add a location if you like, then choose one or more of your Facebook friends from the list and hit send.
More details: http://cnnmobile.com/primary/fullarticle?articleId=urn:newsml:CNN.com:20121222:facebook-poke-app:1&pagesize=10&category=tech&pageSize=10

bin gbagbo: pepper

Wetin d babe do u na

Pls who is Usain bolt n why did d gal drop him?

movmentish: My ex plenty oh,infact eba,amala,semo,pounded yam (one my c/river chik like dat),tuwo,cheese,even tolotolo follow dey......

Laffing wit my legs up! U no kill me oo @ tolotolo

queenofhearts: too much information who asked you for all those ones,maybe u r the one doing the wanting who shall we ask?

Ask google

ekiyor3: mine was very luvly though she stil want me but am nt interestd again. So i will call her a sweet name because she was really sweet. I will call her: curry

Story! story!!