₦airaland Forum

OreMI22:
Northern Nigeria surely has the most beautiful cities in Nigeria. But that is well expected since they have been ruling Nigeria for the longest period and concentrated Federal projects in the north and apart from the few oil producing states and Lagos, northern states on the average have bigger federal allocations than southern or middle belt states.

Get a life ethnic bigot

Hollawaley:
milf

Hmmm too much of p.orn

My question is why did the swiss bank accept the money in the first place when they obviously knew that the regime was corrupt and undemocratic

temitemi1:
SPIT!!!

Raed your comment and my imagination went thus...an igbo elder watching this on tv will cause this generation and of course spit.
PROUDLY AFRICAN

VickJames:
I'll go for the good cook.

Looking at the picture of the lady, she isn't ugly but just stressed. All she needs is good cream and clothes and we're good to go.

Love fades, Beauty fades, hunger never dies.

Last paragraph should be voted as comment of the year...so true.

sorry to bust your bubble. you see some political positions held by people are meant to last long. the legislature especially which makes up the bulk of your list is a prime example.they law makers get better with time and experience and even serve as couches to young or new legislatures. any way i see clearly where you are coming from....its not always all about the money in political post like this.

2dice:
do you ve any online..if no.. got to put them online...

how pls?

2dice:
push as in..
Bro you gat to craft your own style..because that is your selling point

Right...how do i bring my mixtapes upstream

2dice:
hmnnn
are you an upcoming artiste too?

Yeah thats right. Only need a bit of a push...preferrably from the shot black man.

Why go through the guilt and risk of taking the money and live wit it all your life when you can simply give it to the right authorities and hold your head high.
HONEST PAY AND AM A LIVING WITNESS.

OliverQuinny:
Dear Nairalanders, I am in a relationship with someone that hurt me when I needed her most. We met a while ago while I was still hustling on the streets of PortHarcourt. I was working in a small firm then, but I was doing all I could to make her happy. The job wasn't well paying, so I had to quit to pursue my Masters Degree and professional qualifications. The money stopped rolling in and we both started having issues. She became very difficult and eventually she left me sha, for no concrete reason. But I strongly believe its cos I quit the job.

I still loved her, and wished she wud change her mind. Some years later, I got a job in one of the multinationals and was sent abroad on an official assignment. I met her again at the airport in London and we became friends. We started chatting and she visited me on a saturday. One thing led to another, and we were intimate. The feelings started rekindling, but I just couldn't forget the way she treated me when I needed her most and I am afraid that shez back cos of my wealth.

Recently, she told me shez one month pregnant and am contemplating marrying her, but the way she hurt me when we were in Nigeria keeps taunting me. I keep having these flashbacks. Am actually scared that she will repeat the same behaviour in d nearest future even though it seems she has changed.

Please ur advice is needed here. Mature minds only.

Dude just pretty you are back to square one now and see if she ll change body language. .say abort the baby.

Am sorry Prof but IBB if anything is the second. IBB my dear institutionalized the corruption we are still suffering.

Cause na val topic so e come hit FP abi

femi4:
Remove uc browser from your list. That's one of the best mobile browser

Seconded

She like not even this exam can stop me from wedding.

Wake up from my nightmarish sleep.

Use to be an ardent lover of Eminem and Co. Till I looked home and realize that Naija Got Talent. A few of my favorites
M I.(arguably the best of them)
They say M I ain't in the best THREE
I say let's see ME ME ME

STINKING rich abi somebody MESS here
....Chop CORN with your FRIENDS talk say na CORNFRIENDS(conference)
Ah spit da murder rap my lines are in court.

Yung6ix.(kid deserves more recg. Maybe cause he not mainstream)
Always come first like d 1st day of January
But u not always three 29th February
Am made for this SHIT you can call me DAIPER
You can't PAY to be mE
the BeSt things in life are FREE.
Sinzu.
Imagine make your PARENTS no PAY RENT...you get GOODLUCK say you get PATIENCE.
Local dude: SAGAS.
Palms joining together am like thanks for the applause. .This rappers forming LION I never see their CLAWS
Been busy working on my SINGLES...BACHELORS

Dreams come true reality lies
Now SNAP your fingers I hope you get the PICS.

Coconut for sure

Waiting for my Naija peeps to join the trend

The woo peeps....yeah dah me

Earnestly waiting for a counter thread from them feminist set.

Bryancrox:
Hahahaha
A Guy was in love with a girl but
never
had the
guts to tell her. One night around
11pm he gathered some courage
&
sent
her a text sayin..
"I love you, I wana date you. Plz
reply
&
tell me how u feel." A few
seconds later
he
received a message alert on his
phone.
He was so scared &
tensed to open it that night so he
decided
not to check & reply until the next
morning
when he's less tense.
When he woke up the next day
he
prayed
seriously about the message for
good
news,did his morning
chores,brushed
his
teeth,ate his breakfast, had his
bath,dressed up then climbed
into bed
&
picked his phone to read the
message.
This was the response he read:
"Dear
customer
you
have insufficient balance to send
this
message.Please recharge your
account
and try again".
Which network send d message?

Na empty hen.

Melahou:
Very funny...

I will demand for a refund since i have earlier giving my offering...

Or i'll carry it over for the nxt 20 sundays

So what if God also refunds His blessing or carries it over for twenty months

He got our sympathy vote last time and screwed up big time. That guy is a classic example of someone blessed but ruined his opportunity

smudge2079:
Kiss mama

Dude rofl

untainted:
Women and their bags!
Even inside motor she holam tight!

Nna you sabi notice sun tin well o

dominique:
I don't know half of the browsers listed up there
Opera and Chrome are such boring browsers, Firefox is it for me. But I need to try out this UC browser, I'm yet to get a negative opinion on it, except that it's more data consuming.

Since my java phone days to android. It's only Uc browser Ave ever ever known. It's awesome features are just too numerous to explain. Typing this on my Uc browser I can confirm that the op is spot of its browsing and downloading ease.
Try n tenk me later

eminentme:
I have never tried it and never will. I cant stand the sight of animal blood but that of human, is less scary.

...humans are what!

Tinubu:
Nigerian mentality:


"Anyone richer than me is definitely a ritualist"



A rich childless man has definitely gone to the spirit world and exchanged all his children for money


Anytime a rich man's close relation dies, he has used them to update his money ritual


Being poor automatically indicates that one old man in the village has photoshopped your destiny....


Being the richest in your family automatically makes you the 'first son' of the house.



NIGERIA IS INDEED BEUTIFUL

These sir are the after effects of too much local nollywood movies watched while growing up. YOU DOUBT?...take a lid and let the kid get addicted to telemundo. .The kid will tell u a lot about romance when 18 and will not even have an idea of what rituals are.

Afrok:
Me want "eyes krim"

No ooo na eyes scream dy

packman:
IT HAPPENS EVERY WHERE THATS THE MOST REASON WE SHOULD STAND UP FOR REVOLUTION (NIGERIA)


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[b]Have you ever woken up with the thought of going out to work and you remembered that you are jobless?

Have you ever felt so thirsty that you felt like buying sachet water to drink and you find out you don’t have a penny?

Have you been so stranded that you had to trek a long distance in other for you to get home?

Have you been in a situation where your landlord wakes you up every morning for his rent?

Have you been in situation where the deadline for the payment of the school fees is close and you don’t have any hope of having to pay the fee?

Have you ever dropped out from school cause of lack of support and funds?

Have you ever been kicked out of your accommodation cause of lack of fund?

Have you been sick and you got no money to buy Paracetamol?

Have your PHCN ever given you a bill you knew you never used?

Have a policeman ever beaten you up for a crime you never committed?

Have you ever experienced an accident all because of bad roads?

Have you ever been intimidated seriously cause of your financial status?

Have you ever carried someone to the hospital at a point of emergency and the nurses refused to attend to the person because you don’t have any money to deposit?

Have you lost any golden opportunity because you are poor?

Have you ever been under the hot sun just to vote in a candidate only after voting for him you realize that all your effort was just wasted?

Have you been denied an opportunity all because you are poor?

Have you ever been deprived of your right?

Have you ever complained about Nigeria?

Have you ever like killing a political leader after getting to know the height of his corrupt practices?

Have you ever lived in a place for a year without making use of electricity?

Have you ever been so broke that wish you picked 5 Naira on the road?

Have you ever begged before?

Have you ever wished you were not a Nigerian?

Have you been deprived of an opportunity because you are a Nigerian?
[/b]

Then if have gone through any of this situation, Then i think there is no reason why you should not STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHT AND FIGHT. Most countries that had revolution have never suffered one tenth of what we suffering today. Why don’t you abandon being a fanatic of your religion and stand up for the truth, The reason why Nigerians are being toiled with by our political leaders is because they know that an average Nigeria man would prefer to use the TERM “HE GO BETTER” and “GODS TIME IS THE BEST” to delude them self....



Life has more to offer that a piece of bread..... you where not born into this country by mistake... you were made for purpose don't let CORRUPTION THWART THAT PURPOSE.... STAND UP FOR REVOLUTION... STAND UP FOR THE TRUTH.... STAND UP FOR SURVIVAL....

please rebroadcast this message to thousands of Nigerians Out there!!!!!..... Share this to all your friends and love ones.....



#RevolutionCries

Have you ever seen somebody read everything in your mind that it feels like a mind deja vu....that's what exactly your right up has done.

Long but worth reading...now who do I believe