₦airaland Forum

Building factories will have saved Nigeria better since I belief since the church will still house jobless people looking up to... ...for jobs.

Na which kind list we never see for nairaland.

Your list ain't complete with out Chief Godswill Akpabio. ..that guy needs no written speech to keep the crowd going sandwiched with jokes .

youngice:
so jona has been clueless since the beginning

Ah know no weda Maka laugh or try bone small. .

Especially those ones with big buttocks that are always roaming from ward to ward with a tray of injections, looking for an innocent patient to stab.

At least native doctors have high-tech equipment like a calabash for skyping with sango, a speaking mirror and no-nonsense oracles.

I laughed to the point that I felt the fever leaving me in annoyance.

Lol they ^^^ all got me giggling

Ahijobuzuzu:
I have started reading it but haven't come around to finishing it. Read also The State of Africa by Martin Meredith for me, I'll say it's a must read book for every African politician

It's on my wish list at your recommendation

12spices:
The one I meet last week, actually eat's lip's and not kiss. She eat's my lip's so bad that I had to ask her if she ate before coming......

Beware of zombies and vampires. Your blood and brains might be at stake this ember months

Dannyset:
And Fela had many Children......ok, smoke=Weed=Vegetables, and vegetables is good for healthy sperm.

I like your maths die

The not Un- tag just kills me. Usually reading something like IT IS NOT IMMORAL.. i remove the not and prefix im read IT IS MORAL

SMALLPENIS:
A gorilla hugging a dog

ROFL

.[/b]...Simply build yourself a life you can be proud of and you will have your own pick of women.[b]
This is the phrase that got me

I can only say one thing. .ILLITERACY IS A DISEASE

Is this a faction of the infamous kirikiri dungeon

Eeerh since when did he becomes a keyboardist

Schematics:
This is a right move.

Is he still the speaker of the House? NO

He got Speaker's post because PDP was and is still the majority in the House. Now that he has pitched his tent with APC which has minority in the House, the right thing to do is to relinquish his position immediately he decamped.

I don't know why some people want to create unnecessary attention.

You can't eat your 'gworo kola' and have it back!

So in this dispensation, physical police assault is the most democratic way of stopping him.

What an irony the op is literally Happywife but not realistically. Take chief priests advice and thank him later.

Fact is you can never love somebody you once first hated like somebody you faced merely loved.

wordcat:
Political Scientists in the house, pls explain this move to us; Is Mr. Speaker moving forward or backward?

Actually that is regression in this context. But going for presidential position pits him in a lose lose position considering the formidable opposition in his party and the current chap at the helm of affairs. Therefore a governorship position is a win lose position and finances incurred are considerably reduced.

Vivly:
Bye Nokia.
Thanks Nokia for your 3310.
You changed lives with it.

Seconded

Love is evil. ..No I mean evoL spell it backwards ah will show you

crystalflakes:
People with exceptional intelligence are not always attractive why?

Just like a short man will make up for his little height by mostly trying to be funny, the ugly ones to get along with the prince charming mostly strives to make up like read hard to be intelligent, hence can easily get along with the beauties around. Of course a beautiful damsel or handsome guys seldom look down on the not so attractive but brilliant opposite sex, especially if they know the benefits ascribed . WAIT O E NO MEAN SAY I wo.......!check my dp.

Ahijobuzuzu:
First we need to know where we come from - our history and accept our differences

Read How Europe Underdeveloped Africa ..and we will all more than know where we are coming from. The author is Walter Rodney

I pity peeps wey go dy piss for night. ..their parents go be like no be nitrogen gas you dy waste so.

It's unethical full stop

Now I understand why they say everything in night is politicized. What concerns an eatery with the government of the day

Good work I only hope you are not eyeing 2015

Speaker after my uncle Joseph Wayas

Heights of braggacia

I smell bad belle. Anyway Nairaland is enough.