₦airaland Forum

It's been a while since she hit fp. Eeerh is she campaigning for next year's battle of wits.

I hear people say grow some balls and it just piss me off, those things are weak and sensitive. Grow a pussy, those things can take pounding. I case my rest.

Op I swear by the devils dee that you've definitely been FRIEND ZONED. Keep stalking we gist of ur misadventures daily.

On the flip side I get your message. Little things matter a whole lot.

But the sections are not neatly arranged as the front page. It confuses me at times.

Exactly what I have been saying , Nigerians will sheath their swords of political, ethnic, and religious difference aside when a threat has the potential to destroy them all and later protrude it when the threat is eliminated or contained. Then begins the blame game or who gets the praise.

fitzmayowa: Thunder fire any lady wey go put me for friend zone...

Am I friend zoned or what is it called if I take her as a sister and she takes me as a brother and we both cool with that. Heard of friends with benefits but we don't go that low, as in we just there nothing intimate.

Please let all of them be tested for ebola first before allowed in. Thanks

Shit another err made to look like swag...First bald, guys, then short,now broke guys Nairaland wants to make them feel confident. OK I have a friend with a really small dee(no ask me how I take know)..any tips on how to make him feel better.

01emek: She know that i love food alot and she wanted to use it and bribe me. When the food came,i humbly devour it, and she was like ''Baby i want to tell you some thing'', she started '' baby the first time i saw you, i know am gonna face a stiff competition and am.....

Before she could finish talking, i interrupt her '' pls wait, wait, baby it is forbiden for a girl to woo a guy in my village'' she shouted '' and when are you gonna ask me out'' before i could answer her, [b][/b]another girl walk into my room with a plate containing rice.

Guy na wa o..Omo see gobe

Risked my job by following her to her village once

Cried and wet my pillow when she read a stalkers text on my phone and left angrily. as I cried so much my kid siblings still laugh at me today

Walking her home from work at night through a lonely part and walking back alone for twenty minutes. .chai

Love really clouds your sence of reasoning, your head and eyes then I knew why it was blind
On a side note, why do girls take for granted the love of guys when they know the guy is hopelessly in love with them.

ghettodreamz: With the above comment, without any doubt, it shows you are still single.

Although it's one of the elements of marriage which leads to reproduction, and subsequently, rearing of kids. However, there is more to being married than just sexual intercourse alone. When you are married, it makes you feel some sense of maturity, and become a more responsible adult.
It's a new phase of life and you start seeing things in a more different ways than the way you would have seen them or had always seen them while you were still single. Marriage comes with a lot of commitments, responsibilities, perseverance and sacrifice; if you are not ready physically, emotionally, psychologically (mentally), materially and financially- marriage is not for you.

As in REARING OF CHILDREN. ..Shey na cows them don turn to.

Nah this is breaking guy code.

The ONLY reason Nigeria UNITED as one to fight ebola is because if differences are not cast aside the virus will eventually spread nationwide affecting all and sundry.
For example now we think Nigeria is divided along ethnic and religious lines. But should an external country threaten our sovereignty we unite within milliseconds to crush such a threat. And after it success return to our ethnic and religious difference status quo.

I don't understand. This guys are fighting against western education but are using western education technology to fight it. Keep the APCs and foreign bombs aside and use matchets and stones with bows and arrows. Then maybe we'll take you seriously.

He who laughs last last best. ..Nah he who laughs last thinks the slowest
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE...why do teachers , preachers!, etc keep repeating the same thing more than once are we dumb
LOVE IS BLIND...how did you see your lover

Nairaland making bald..short..fat peeps seem more sexy since 15BC

Where is the hilarious mess here[i][/i]

The thing is we can't do no nothing about this.

#ilovenigeria

It happened to Niger delta militants now boko boys tell me why another region or former group will not take up arms with selfish aims knowing in the end the have nothing to lose
#ilovenigeria

Nigerian developing the west since slave trade era

Just all I expected before opening the trend...Rot as.s atop a bike smiling....Amidst a group of clowns running behind him in the name of protection....nairalanders bashing the assumed hypocrite. ..The bashing meanders into him doing this for next year's election. NA WHICH KIND YAWA WE NEVER SEE

#ilovenigeria

Adofaya: What for, when most people in Ph finds it difficult to make ends meet. When I went to Ph for the first time this year, I thought people there were averagely OK. Come and see the type of vehicles they use as taxi, you will be suprise n ask yourself whether you are in Ph.

Stop it na.its not for you. At least this is better than stashing the small contract cash on a foreign swiss bank.

If it was another country I would have my doubts. But since its India I will leave it in dia.

My hands up I did play it. Our clothes button was the ball we used then. I once had to rip off my school uniforms button when no viable clothe was around

You must make post abi .

See his height is almost same as the canopy 's pillar

Only in America

Bosom in 3D looks amazing. ..This people with their advance tech sha

Dear God, I love the way you planted fake dinosaur bones and artifacts all over the world just to Bleep with scientists. Fucking classic.

So am I supposed to discontinue in a relationship where there is no se.x the girl seldom asks for anything and most of the times meets my demands. Truth is am not into se.x and she either. We just partners and only cuddle when it gets really cold. But that ends there.if she us getting from outside that's her biz.am just too busy reading to be snooping around shit.

Standing from a story building called nats watching the events unfold. I could not help but wonder if the mops were really academic students. Though I doubt if the were really kidnappers one running straight into the security post begging to be arrested might clear some doubt.

Now here is what first transpired among the crowd. Curious people that went to find out what was really happening were told an [/b]ebola patient[b] just escaped. Man you need to see the speed must of the students took as the retraced quickly back to the campus. It was seconds after they were it was kidnappers and maybe that explains why in their confused rage meted out their school problems on the bodies of the hoodlums.

Please am not current. What did the audio recording state