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80 lawyers?


Law is a bad profession.
99% of lawyers will not make heaven

oluwafreshkid:
Ok! Fine, you have a car and you grow beards

What else?

having car means u rich?

anyway that's just my mssg background

even in the barrack?

This is very embarrassing I load credit of not less than 1000 in a week apart from buying data from globacom I don't really know why I deserve this treatment from them. I loaded a #200 card this morning and this is the message I got as promo which will valid in 2026.

Imagine given a customer 43kobo and valid in 10 years time?

Is that not an embarrassment ? I have not received a tangible promo or bonus from Glo since 2005. Is this what a loyal customer deserves ?

malton:
Lol. Funny but true. I remember the first few posts I saw of hungerbad then convinced me as to his intellect. The guy is no doubt smart.

OP, seems to me like you're forgetting certain movers and shakers of naira land, smart and intelligent people. I understand that you cannot have everyone included, but there should be a place for the modath and passingshot(s) of nl, don't you think? At least, a mention? They are just as popular if you asked me, due to their unflinching stances.

like u said bro I can't av everybody on The list there are still other popular guys here like Airforce1, .Mukina2 ,Madcow ,obinoscopy,Jarus,Rokiatu and others omission of passingshot is oversight. am sorry for that

10) Mynd44: He is one of the popular guys on this forum. This no nonsense moderator will ban you immediately you violate any rule just like Sexkillz (R.I.P to that moniker).

9) Gazuzz: If you own a car and you don't know this man then you are missing a lot cos this man has solution to you car problems . I am sure 99% of nairalanders who own car know him and his friend Siena.

TonyBacanista: No doubt, Tonye is the most controversial moniker on nairaland. People know him as a political analyst while some call him a political prostitute because of his support for the present government in recent time.

7) Tosyne2much: This guy is well known for his 10 types.... He has 10 types for everything in the world, Funny guy and a good writer he is a mentor for some guys on nairaland and ladies love him.

6) Viviangist: Vivian is a blogger who has used nairaland to gain her ground ( I stand to be corrected) she actually pull crowd with her genuine topics. Most nairalanders trust her source and for this 80% of her topics make frontpage.

5) Explorers: If you didnt know Sile12 and you don't know Explorers then you are not a nairalander or maybe you are not searching for knowledge. This guys is very popular in discovery and in fact he has planted a lot into our knowledge he deserves kudos.

4) HungerBad: This guy posts make me know that Hunger really bad. I don't know if I should call him a comedian or a political analyst ..... The APC supporter can cover anything coverable to defend Buhari government.


3) LadyF : She makes number 3 on the list for being the most commentor on nairaland. She always fight for first to comment and used to make her colleagues look inferior whenever she comment before them . LadyF has a special signature after her post.lol

2) Seun: The founder of this Forum makes number 2 on my list . The moniker seun must surely appear on nairaland page whether you mention it or not .

1) Lalasticlala: 100% of you will agree with me that this Robot is the most popular moniker on this forum.
For your topic to reach the desire destination you have to call the name lalasticlala . Google has recognised lalasticlala as synonymous to the word "front page"

The above are my top 10 . You can add or Minus o.

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she should come and do that to lion wey dey UI zoo



her own go pass pastor Jah own

maybe those lions dey fasting

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child upbringing In Nigeria
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IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
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instantly!
-The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins
on the spot.
-IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you
expose those who committed the crime with you
without hesitation.
--ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pant with ABARA being the worst...
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OLOYI!!!. When you receive that one, you'll lose
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as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will
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above at once! OH!
-IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D
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God bless our parents for the good upbringing...

that laps tho


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Best gift? OK make a large portrait of both of you when u were dating ( please wrap it o ) inscribe a message at the bottom. of the portrait " Congrats ex I will miss your pussy"

silly question reserves silly answer


some guys sa

#950

viickerz:
some polytechnics are good.. but dont you ever compare polytechnics to universities.. if you have entered oau, UI. ABU,etc.. you will hate poly.

why do you think most polytechnics are filled with cultits..? especially kwara poly

someone close to me graduated from poly 5 years ago. belive me,she is still searching for a job till now..

the day i first entered unilorin, i promised myself never to go to a polytechnic in my life..

have you seen those law chicks in oau? the sight of their smart and beautiful faces will make you forget about all those mgbeke girls wey full our polytechnics

you are right but never compare Ibadan poly with other uni apart from the ones u mentioned o

poly Ibadan has the best campus among Nigeria polytechnic.

I have 5 university graduates with 2:1 and 2:2 who are yet to get job for more than 5 yrs now?

wetin hapun to them?

when some of us are looking up to u God .....some are throwing theirs away.

olohun you are unquestionable o.

I was expecting someone from Accountancy, Law, Pharm,Engineering or other best courses .never knew na phycology student.

anyway congrat!!

Yinmu......

wearing agbada would have beta

BOUNTYDOG:
Sebi u 1st dey form aje here for nairaland,dey ask weda 2 drive am,but wen guyman hear oga Sienna say "TOW" u quickly shout blood of Jesus enta ur car drive am home cum begin update us on after u don reach aws.D Bolded tells me so.lol tow ke

Anyway most problems of cars do not just arise suddenly,except for some unreliable brands which I dunno if Quest falls in that category.
Otherwise,check urself if ur swamp hit anything lately and got dented,try another oil pump,which is why Sienna advised towing as if it fails to pump to necessary places,it might knock D engine.obviously ur oil sensor is good and not partial contact.
But topping up 4 litres when its meant tobe guaged and no leakage,so where D4 littres enta,abi ur engine can take up to 8 or 10ltrs
Sienna must have mistaken 9ja system to UK'suggesting the tow.no body dey rescue 4 here oh,f u dare call AA for here penren,wen dem give u bill u go begin ask urself why u ever get dem nos sef.

bro u funny o. I just dey laugh . u get me baje when I heard the word TOW 2ltrs if blood just dry from my vain .

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thanks op for this .....the charge dies not effect we masses as though .

.Biz men will suffer it more. if I transfer into your current account expect to pay #50 o. me have only one current account with stanbic and na salary account my 3 other banks na saving so Im safe.. lol

iranu

some people will not stop annoying u.

.Is that the next thing now?

so imposing CAN president from the north will stop the coming of Jesus Christ?

This group needs to shut up jare.

Nigeria Problems now pass CAN issue

We are problem of ourselves in this country

Any Nissan made

nawa for Naira land moderators o
they need to give us reason why this topic is not on fp.
where is lalasticlala sef?
seun pls wake up there is an educative topic here pls

I have done that before in 2014 and I'm still doing that tomoro.

there are some steps u take and u may never regret it. if u have frustrated from work before . anyway quoting or no quit I have nothing to loose. not every job seeker is hungry

injoo 1 nko?

it surely have effect on engine.. it makes engine work more than normal . beside I don't think u need put on your Ac all the time.

I broke my front teeth while playing ball in the rain 25yrs ago.


But this topic was on frontpage last Monday or Tuesday na. Naira land mods are sleeping?

Nairaland front page topics don't make sense again.


Seun should please talk to his moderators . No educative topics on front page again what u see is celebrities news and Jokes .