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dorin27:
Your gist doesn't hold water. Sorry.

Ogbogindi spotted...

One question for you, if it were to be your mom and sister would you have done same?

Bestie/assistant boyfriend another name for simp/beta male.

Continue, your reward is in fanta bottle in ijebu

Na wa oh nothing Simps no go see for vagina people hand.

Take away a woman's vagina, and you will see her productivity gone forever.

Take away a man's dick, and you will see how productive he will be with new inventions and innovations.

Mikky202:
Alright guys. Let’s say you met this girl Cynthia on your way home from work. You guys exchanges pleasantries and contacts. As time goes on, you both started dating to a point of marriage. All these while, you don’t really know her profession. Maybe she told you that she’s into business but did not specify the exact business. Now you’re in love with her. Engaged her and set for marriage. Along the line, she decided to open up to you about her past occupation or job rather. She told you that she was once into prostitution but now a changed person. What will you do? Break up with her immediately or continue with the relationship/marriage? That brings us back to the previous question above. If Yes, state your reasons, if No, state your reasons also.

Hoes don't change, they only go on vacation (holiday). A ti lo A ti de

Wisdom personified.

I so much detest it.

I politely shrug it off but if it persists, I tell you straight up that I don't like it.
I'm a priest in between though.

NaijaMutant:
Is Supreme court governor also part of the count ?



Imo is PDP

Then Bayelsa state is APC too since they have a supreme court Governor.

supportnija:
This things resemble truth.

This na truth oh, na the main truth.

Preshieben:
Trash

Guilty conscience

Ejenavi18:
Who is this one again?

E shock you? Guilty conscience

This is the unadulterated veracity.
Fact Trizzy.

Shugarlord213:
My brother forget woman and do your own best. If you can’t cope walk out simple. Marriage benefits this h.oes anyways. Your hustle and sweat goes for her comfort. Personally to me only ass-lickers get married.

Motherless babies home day for me to adopt fine baby. if I wan nacck woman, my car day attract a lot of ladies both in church, streets, restaurants etc


My story....

I abstained from women for 4 months and hustled... ordinary Camry muscle way I day drive I don fvck pass 19 girls since this year start. If I see say the girl na brokeazz, i just drive my camry 2.2

Nigerian girls are h.oes and guys if you no get car girl go day use you do anyhow. Forget sex for couple of months, save your money and fvck her and her friends all year

I can count about 6 girls way I fuvk them and their mama coded. I just hate poosie and ass- lickers. Listen to me, if you are still on leggediz benz, we way get car go fuvk your gf and her mama and we don’t care about how you feel since you have decided to think with your di.k

Once I naacck a babe, I no even day allow her shower. I take her to the busstop, squeeze #500 for her hand... most times as soon as she steps out of my car I just zoom off with out any Goodbye or whatever.

I have over 40 ladies single and married on my WhatsApp. Over 76 unread messages... I hope your babe no day among, if she is I don’t care how you feel I go nacck am...

I got no respect whatsoever for any female human being way day bend down pisssss

Except you be Virgin I don’t mind settling down with you, and please Don’t start whining about virgins with bad character, for a lady to abstain from s.xx till her beloved guy married her is a sign she can definitely stick to you, i cherish loyalty over everything else

Na so e supposed to be brother.
How's don't change, they only go on holiday(vacation).
A ti lo A ti De

tutudesz:
You no be BY boy

I be Confirm BY boy

You wan chop cane abi?

tutudesz:
You be FBI

No

emkz:
It's only in Nigeria people discuss sex as an achievement. You had sex in NYSC. So? Have you had sex in an office with people present, or sex with your female unmarried boss? Have had sex on a boat cruise before? Have you had a threesõme like Professor Njoku of IMSU? Have you had sex with an older woman, i.e., MILF? I am just saying there are other things to create memories. But what would help intending corp members is if we share experiences on building contacts, friendship and getting jobs or even meeting spouses.

Look, have fun during NYSC but make the best use of that time because it will never come again. During my camp, there was the daughter of a federal perm sec, an ambassador's son and a daughter of an executive director of a bank (I am not socially outgoing but I knew this, imagine who else could have been there). Target those that went to private unis. You'd know if you participate in socials. One of them literally helped her friend who was on camp to get a reposting to a lucrative place after he was posted to one yeye secondary school. I made three friends there, and even met one who has been of immense help in my professional life.

As for sex, if that is your ambition in NYSC life, you can wait till the last week of camp where many girls are hørny and have not been piped. They'd find you.

Bravo.

This is just one of the essence of Service year.

JONSYN7154:
obobin. acholuwor be?

Egbehi cho

Didn't PDP do the same godfather thing in Bayelsa state and got punished by the people before Supreme Court gave them a lifeline?

Who made you the chairman of PDP in Bayelsa state?
Was it not Dickson( godfather)?

This one that is a beneficiary of godfatherism is talking when people are talking.

She infected you with Syph, What if it was HIV/AIDS?
Damn, you gat guts.... bounce, run and thank your stars it wasn't the dreaded.

sunnyflakes:
Stop lying. All polling units where I voted at oredo ward 7 unit 15 to 18 were all warned by pdp with a good margin.

You voted multiple times?

Blandee99:
OP why did you post your photo?

Using my photo as an example and also reminiscing.

Sinistami:
Aboy how your be dey be na!?
The way your pidgin be, I de comfam say you na portharcourt or Bayelsa pikin.

I just sight wan Manchi wen dey caprison now now for up say na Lagos boys get pidgin. I just say make I comot body put yansh make I no on follow am up make nairaland no gbolo.

Na low bar manchi be that, I be confirm Bayelsa boy but breed in Cairo.
I gentle, how e dey be you?

garfield1:
I am very shocked to hear this.I was in odi around january

ok, is not everybody that will have same political idealogy and affiliation.

weyreypey:
Hypocrisy will not kee you. Yahya Bello has done what in Kogi..? That you want to kee an 8 month Gov that you have been dragging before different panels... What has Buhari achieved despite contesting for 16 years? Or 6 years in power?

Do I look like I'm from kogi state?

What is my concern with kogi state being developed or underdeveloped?

How did this so called miracle Government emerged?
Through the ballot or through the court?

What did the immediate past Governor did in Bayelsa state for the 8 years he spent in office?
During the 8 months has the governor been receiving allocations or not?

So we must make reference to every bad precedence to justify the inability of the Government to even bring out a development blueprint or it's agenda for the state?

What a pathetic situation and statement.
Party over development sentiment.

spits

garfield1:
Same place as the failed governor

But I'm a progressive and not a share the money man.

MASTAkiLLAh:
Pure Bayelsan from Brass. People who know me here know I have a soft spot for the PDP but that doesn’t mean I’ll sell my conscience for a pot of porridge, I’ll never call black another color therefore I actively campaigned for David Lyon, unfortunately the clowns in APC didn’t put their houses in order.
As for the lack of projects so far, Bayelsa is dead broke and surviving from hand to mouth allocations and we have the kleptomaniac Seriake Dickson to thank for this present situation

You've said it all Brother.
I'm from Kolokuma/Opokuma

mete3:
Abi nah my guy..

confirm abobi, wida your compass na
how e dey be for your bakana?
I believe say everywhere kpef

mete3:
Mr Lalasticlala
abeg help me move am go FP
Make Warri guys con dominate am

no be only warri, na the entire south south go dominate am

If you have ever visited the Niger Delta (the ijaw areas mostly) or come across ijaw people anywhere, you will find out that they love plantain alot.

A typical ijaw person is a lover of plantain. Some people must have heard about Bole and Fish or Onunu(pounded yam & ripe plantain with native sauce) as the most popular plantain delicacy in ijaw land and Niger Delta at large but that is not the case.

Plantain pottage known as Kekefiyai (KKF) in ijaw language is the most popular delicacy.

KKF is the traditional food of ijaws.

It is a pottage made with chopped unripened plantains, fish and other sea foods.
it can be eaten with pepper soup or starch.


If you ever visit any Ijaw environment, please do ask of this meal and have a taste of it.


Son Of A Caterer

Proudly ijaw

MASTAkiLLAh:
the present governor has been useless so far infrastructure wise.

Borrowed some billions to buy cars for assembly members

Borrowed another tranche to pay salaries

First project he decided to embark on was a “round about” expansion some months ago which hasn’t been completed till today

But they said we should wait sha, we still have four years to see what happens

Are you a Bayelsan?

in Nigeria, we prefer our political affiliation and idealogy to reign supreme to the detriment of the people and development.
We just want the political party we have soft spot for to man things even if it brings hell to us.


8 months in government and no visible blueprint or tangible achievement to show for it.

We in Bayelsa are in for a very long ride.