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donblazer10:
call/whatsapp me 08022433052, i have a neat s6 for sale... or drop your number

Not really a fan of Samsung

I'm in need of good Android phone
That has 4gb ram
Rance of 50k
WhatsApp me on 08086843386

What the last price and where is your location
I'm interested
I stay in Lagos island

Dear Single ladies

There is what we call a HUSBAND and also what we call a HUNTER.

A Hunter takes his time, looks for any available Prey, if he meets many at a time, he goes for the best, he settles down, plans well, strategize perfectly and aim. And boom! He kills it.

A Husband is more or less a Gardener, they tend to nurture, train, protect, feed and take of what they love.

When a gardener sees a little dying Flower, he picks it, nurtures it, gives it hope and dreams and and protects it. He is concerned about it growth, about it progress and well being. With time, he grooms this little flower into a very beautiful matured Flower.

Some Men are hunters while some are Husband (Gardeners)

The hunters will finish your life. By the time they are through with you? You won't even know where to start from. The little dignity you have will be gone.

A Gardener(Husband) will hardly ask you to Smoke just to look Woke and enjoy life with him, He won't praise and hail you when you are derailing.

A Hunter will sponsor so many abortions, They can take you out every weekends to clubs but will never see it as a necessity to open a business for you or pay for a skill acquisition program for you.

A Hunter will remind you of how other ladies do have sex outside and take care of their man, a hunter will encourage you indecent dressing and teach you how to get comfort from alcohol and drugs. Their aim is to destroy you not ending up with you.

They will only end up with you based on condition and you will still regret each passing day with them.

Anybody that cares about your today more than your tomorrow is a HUNTER.

Be careful. If he loves you and wants the best for you, he will help you, nurture you, teach you, correct you, protect you, listen to you, build you, and speak positivity on you.

He doesn't need money to do all these. He just needs the heart of a Gardener

HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 60s,70s & 80s.


Midwestern Grammar School
Fugar
P.O. BOX 4
16TH Mar. 1975

Dear Sweet

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,

Can someone pls recommend some world disaster,plague,virus movie that is good for me

_We can't even get angry at our girlfriends anymore because there are those guys called *"I AM HERE FOR YOU"*_�

Just "Hi" some people
The reply will be:

Pls, I need your financial assistance...
Pls can you help with some cash?

Kilode, can't I greet you again?
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lymelyte:
Who here I is seeing Jett? It is a lovely an promising tv series .

The series is about what

*Scientists are still trying to understand how a man spends 3 seconds to UnCloth a woman who spent 3 hours to dress up�‍♂*

*Joke of the Day*
What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend?'
Great thought in,, *Modified* version.,
*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE.*
At home you *watch* TV,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.
Sometimes you *enjoy* TV, but most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.
TV is (as good as) *free* for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay,* the services will be *terminated.*
TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old,*
But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable.*
Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding.*
TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn't.*
Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!
Last but not least!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses,* but MOBILES often *do*
And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen.*
*Take Care*
Stick to TV only

The only time Nigerians read TERMS AND CONDITIONS is when there is a problem with the product/service

orlayemmy15:
well its not mtn, I use airtel and I do experience the same thing. whenever you receive that warning again just close the page entirely and re-open it.
that's how I've been dealing with mine and it works.

It a lie
I've restart my phone thinking it was my phone that has problem not knowing it MTN network
Since last week I've been unable to use opera with my MTN
What the way forward now and I just sub on my MTN line

I feel like a celebrity when passengers are looking for a person for the bus to be full, then I show up���

BabyApple:
If you can drop your number no wahala.

My WhatsApp number
08086843386

Is like there is a spirit attached to wedding food , you will see a full grown person loosing home training because of jollof rice

*Dear God,*
*what ever Bill Gate and Dangote said when they prayed�, I say the same too AMEN*
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Shout out to the person that invented doggy style, .

Ayam your biggest fan✌���

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Make we laff small:

�� It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student, Mensah, a Ghanaian, joined the class in a Nigerian university.

The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history" and she asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up. Mensah replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875".

"Very good!" said lecturer.

Then she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response except from Mensah who said: "Obasanjo, 1976."

The Lecturer snapped at the class: "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you all."

The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go" "who said that?" she demanded, Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984."

At that point, a student at the back scornfully said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Mensah said, "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."

Now furious, another student yelled: "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998".

Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said: "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice; "Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"

The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said: "Oh shit, we are in Big trouble now!" Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose, and Lucky Igbinedon 2007"

Someone angrily said; "Don't answer him, he is a fool" and Mensah smiled and replied: "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"

Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asked Mensah: "please, who are you? Show your self ..." and Mensah jumped and yelled saying: "Jonathan to BOKO HARAM 2012".

Class Captain shouted: "We are locking you up". Mensah gently replied.... "Buhari to LOOTERS 2015".

All the students shouted in anger "This school will be locked till further notice" and Mensah looking confused said Ajimobi (constituted authority) to LAUTECH students 2015.

The students looked at Mensa and said, "O ni wa mo!" U won't come again!!!
Mensah smiled, that's Tinubu to Ambode 2018.

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