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If you don't want to send me money just tell me which one is I tried your account number,but it was switched off
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No one is more respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u…
He can even greet ur dog ….. He would be like:
Hello bingo� how are u

*The Way electricity is scarce in Nigeria.*
*Very soon Children will start going on excursion to Nepa Office just to see light.*

Joered63:
Thought as much. Thanks for saving my data

I watch the series and since it not an action movie it worth my time I really enjoy the series The society

This our generation some pple are too heartless how can you be owning me #100 at the same time you are adding weight that means it does not bother you at all�����������

*I’ve realised that people of this country don’t really hate Corruption.*
*What they hate, is when they don’t benefit from it.*

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A girl bought an iPad. When her father saw it, He asked her "What was the 1st thing you did when you bought it?
"I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad" she replied.
"Did someone force you to do so?"
- "No"
"Don't you think it's an insult to the manufacturer?"
- "No dad! In fact they even recommend using a cover for the iPad"
"Did you cover it because it was cheap & ugly?"
- "Actually, I covered it because I didn't want it to get damaged and decrease in value."
"When you put the cover on, didn't it reduce the iPad's beauty?"
- "I think it looks better and it is worth it for the protection it gives my iPad."
The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said,
"Yet if I had asked you to cover your body which is much more precious than the iPad, would you have readily agreed"
She was mute.....
~ Indecent dressing and exposure of your body reduces your value and respect.
Always dress decently.

Pls protect our young girls.

Adults only
A Ghanaian mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them
"Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"
So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted
"NESCAFE"
and the next week the 2nd daughter text
"BENSON"
the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label
"fantastic till the last drop"
went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarette and read
"Extra long, king size"
she smiled and said "not bad for their ages".
After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted
"ACCRA to CANADA",
the mother then called Ghana airways help desk to enquire about their Accra-Canada flight and they replied
"it's 3times daily, 7days a week, and the flight duration is 75mins".
The mother fell down and shouted.
"Eeiii this man will kill my daughter

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starbuck:
Another system update

Have u update it
How is it
Is there any changes

*Remember when growing up you said "I want to be a pilot" 20 years later the only thing you do related to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.*

Congratulations Mr. Pilot.
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Olamyyde:
Chernobyl might already be the greatest miniseries of all time

The show is something else cause I always stay glued to my phone when watching the series
it really a mystery

*The downfall of a man is not the end of his life but if he falls from a 3-storey building,*

Hmmmmm!!! that one na CALL TO GLORY.
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There are three types of intelligence.

1. Intelligent Quotient (IQ): this is what helps one to "know book", solve maths; memorize things and recall subject matters.

2. Emotional Quotient (EQ): this is what makes someone to be able to maintain peace with others; keep to time; be responsible; be honest; respect boundaries; be humble, genuine and considerate

3. Social Quotient (SQ): this is what makes people to be able to build network of friends and maintain it over a long period of time.

People that have higher EQ and SQ tend to go farther in life than those with high IQ but low EQ and SQ. Most schools capitalize in improving IQ level while EQ and SQ are played down. A man of high IQ can end up being employed by a man of high EQ and SQ even though he has an average IQ. Your EQ represents your character; your SQ represents your fame. Give in to habits that will improve these three but more especially your EQ and SQ. EQ and SQ make one manager better than the other.

Pls don't teach children only to be IQ but also to be EQ and SQ.

TEACHER : If a lion is chasing you,
what would you do?
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Phiri : I'd jump over the wall.
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TEACHER : What If the lion jumps over
as well?
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Phiri : I'd climb a tree.
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TEACHER : What If the lion climbs the
tree?
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Phiri : I will jump into the lake and
swim.
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TEACHER : What If the lion also jumps
into the water and swims after you?
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Phiri : Sir, are you on my side or
on the lion's? ��������‍♂

Jamb released their results via mobile text messages.That's how I overheard a mother asking her son what he scored and the boy said he was supposed to score 250 but unfortunately he owes MTN 100 naira and they deducted it from his jamb score making it 150...I'm still laughing �

TOLERATE AND FORGIVE OTHERS.

I always tell myself that when you live your life without anyone hurting, disappointing, disgracing or offending you, then it means you never did anything worthy.

The beauty of life is that it comes with disappointments and offences from people you least expect.

Unfortunately, some of us spend so much time on the disappointments and offences and end up becoming victims of all circumstances.

Remember this one thing always: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

The fact is that the world is full of annoying, naughty and ungrateful people;
You will always come across them during the gentle stroll of your life span;
But the best thing to do is to deal with them with love and maturity;
You can’t get everyone to behave like you....Never!!!

Hatred and intolerance have caused many of the world's problems and have solved none of them;
We must learn to tolerate and forgive one another;
We must bury the faults of others and move on with life.

As you read this piece, I beseech you to take the pain and forgive that special person you have grudges with and iron out your grievances;
Muster the courage and apologise to that person you have offended;
The clock is ticking;
We are ageing;
Grave is calling and we are not in charge.

Life is short, you don't know how much time you have left;
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take;
But by the moments that take our breath away.

Tolerate and forgive others...
.... the only choice!

Have a great new week.

No matter how rich u are, when u wanna take a passport you will still pose like the less privilege �� �

Indian movies are so fake
I danced in the market today
nobody joined me instead
They tied me with rope and almost flog life out of me

From the look of things, very soon, Girls � will also stand somewhere and say "this guy i chop am before"

��What a generation�

*My brother don't hurt a woman. Coz when a woman stands to revenge on you, believe me, even the devil will sit to learn wickedness from her.*

I have told you ooooooo.
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Your girlfriend removes your charger from your phone ... which is 12% ...then she plugs it in her phone which is 78% ....then she starts using your phone which is 12% to play games ....�
What do we call that?
(1) Love
(2) wickedness
(3) witchcraft
(4) related to satan

*DANGERS OF TOO MUCH HOME TRAINING!!!!!!*

"My wife's long time friend just visited from United States.
She was about to leave when she beckoned on my two kids and offered them $1,000 each....(a whole ₦720,000). Only for these children to shout out loudly....
*"Thank you Ma, our parents warned us never to collect gifts from strangers."*
The embarrased woman quietly put the money back in her bag! She replied: "Well trained kids".

I started sweating, I almost shouted, Which parent said that to you??

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Just imagine, I called MTN_customer care and they re telling me dat dey re not hearing me well dat my network is bad....
�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂ Abeg who get dey network... ���������������

*Remember when growing up you said "I want to be a pilot" 20 years later the only thing you do related to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.*

Congratulations Mr. Pilot.
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Chernobyl is the best TV series I'm watching now
if u want to know more about the Chernobyl disaster cause from what I read about the Chernobyl explosion is the worst disaster

The amount of radiation the Chernobyl disaster released into the atmosphere was 50 million curies—equivalent to around 500 Hiroshima bombs. Police roamed the streets wearing gas masks, but the residents were kept in the dark and only heard rumors. Armen Abagian, who was the director of one of the Moscow nuclear power research institutes at the time, advised the Soviet government to evacuate Pripyat immediately. Abagian recalled, “Children were running in the streets; people were hanging laundered linen out to dry. And the atmosphere was radioactive.”
Residents started to panic when there was a “metallic smell” in the air, and the atmosphere appeared different. It was close to midnight at the end of April 26 when an evacuation was ordered; 1,200 buses and 200 trucks relocated 47,000 residents of Pripyat . The locals thought they would later be returning to their homes, but this was never the case.

To know more go to listverse

Saving money is the biggest challenge we have as Africans. You go save small next thing you’ll hear Grandma mistakenly drank hypo���

_Those of u that come_ to social media to correct people's grammar u think u can speak English?
What is the past tense of *bread*
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Being put as a profile picture doesnt mean you are loved, ask cockroach about its picture on as insecticide container�����

I said it and I will keep saying it. No native doctor can break, the blood convenant btw suya nd newspaper.
oya come and argue������
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If you think you haven't seen frustration, try eating hot spaghetti with rubber spoon, the spaghetti go just dey form slay queen ���