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BabyApple:
I dont drop my personal cntact over the internet

how can we talk

BabyApple:
I drive keke marwa i can link you up. Its profitable.

Can u pls tell me more about the business
Can I get your contact if we can talk on WhatsApp

Wives, learn to trust your husbands.
Sometimes your husband may come back home late and give you one reason you cannot find in any book,
Let love and trust prevail.
Imagine Jonah coming back after 3 days of absence, no phone call, no message, nothing, only to tell his wife he was swallowed by a fish and vomited after 3 days��� - just imagine how that sounded.
The wife will feel like breaking his head.⛏⛏
"Swallowed by fish, really?
Are you talking to a baby?
What an insult, lying to me as if I don't have any brains? Which fish, mackerel or tilapia"?
Even if Jonah reported the issue to a pastor, the pastor will call him aside and say brother Jonah, why not pray against lying spirits.�
Neighbors will shout "ahh madam, you don't understand, the fish is another woman".
But between you and I,
Jonah was telling the truth.

To Every Wife and Husband out there...TRUST IS POWERFUL!���
It is a necessary tool for sustaining all relationships.

Have a trustful life!
Cheers...���

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While everyone is praying for blessing on their job.. Pls I wonder what kind of prayer should CASKET SELLER pray?? ����

Proposing to a lady in her 30s is not an Engagement, it is a rescue mission!��������

*In Africa, immediately you fix bulbs for your neighbors.*

BOOM! they will start telling everyone that you are an electrician and you can fix Transformer.
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You once dated someone, the relationship didn't work out as planned So you guys broke up despite everything you have done for each other.

You felt hurt, You felt used, She/he Cheated Sporadically On you, So you couldn't take it and left Or It was Genotype issue, You guys were not compatible so you You guys had to break up.

Few months or years later, you got married and everything changed.

But one thing that Never changed was your communication with your ex, He or she kept coming back, While some asked for forgiveness, others wants to be your best friend, that you guys can still visit each other even while married.

You people must be Joking. One of the greatest threats to marriages is an Ex, Many first kids to so many married couples belongs to their ex

You guys won't respect yourself Until you find yourself in deep mess, Nobody said you should start keeping malice with all your ex but common sense should teach you what boundary is.

Some of you, though married are still sleeping with your ex and blaming the devil
Some of you still accommodate ex that disturbs you daily though married.

I don't actually know your plan but just know that you are digging a pit for yourself.

Sever all ties with your ex if he or she poses a threat to your marriage.

Remember Okafor's law that tells us that once you have slept with a person, there are great chances of it happening again if left alone with that person.

You post your picture dressed half naked and you write "I need Love and Attention"�
No no, my sister, you need clothes and education.�
Mtcheww�

When the devil decides to embarrass you, he does that in grand style. He ushers the disgrace with red carpet.

I remember one Sunday when I went to worship my father in heaven. That Good Sunday, I was In Suit, Suit my people, not Coat or Blanket kind of Suit.

So I was looking Good, Immediately I walked into the church, I had scanned through the congregation to scout for good spot to seat.

Fortunately for me, I sighted this Classical dressed figure, though I couldn't see the face but if she can dress this good I think she deserves some credit So I started taking majestic steps towards that direction and from no where, this usher stopped me and was directing me towards another path.

"Who be dis one now?" I said to myself, I just signaled him that I'm going towards that side, the path my unseen crush is seating and like I was being controlled by one demon, I ignored him and went straight to seat close to her.

Just as expected, I turned to give a 'well done" smile and wow, she was very pretty, gorgeous beyond expectations. She smiled back and I bowed my head to say a word of prayer before joining the congregation in worship. At least that's what is expected of anyone just entering the church.

My dear people, that was all I remembered about that service. I had forgotten that I took PROCOLD that morning before coming to church. And you know nah, it makes one Drowsy.

The next thing that touched me was a hand, when I woke up with a swollen face as a result of obvious sleep, it was this pretty lady oh, she pointed towards the usher. The usher asked her to wake me up.

I woke up with the mindset that I was still doing my own opening prayers but it was time for offering, they woke me up to give way for People to pass and go to drop their offering in the offering box.

I felt so embarrassed and as if I would learn from that embarrassment, for where? The Procold just started working.

After offering, we sat down to listen to the word of God, I could only remember me shouting "Hallelujah" at the first 'praise the lord" the pastor shouted. The rest was history.

My new crush became my Nanny, the usher begged her to always tap me every 4 minutes because it was like I was bitten by Tse Tse Fly.

I believe at a point she got tired and left me alone because it was my friend that woke me up that the service is over. He was looking for me outside but didn't see me so he had to check inside.

I didn't even say anything, I just dust my Bible and started going home to ask my enemies what my crime was. Funny enough, I couldn't even sleep when I got home and tried to sleep. The sleep vanished.

If u call a man a lion, he will be very happy, but if u call him an animal, he will be angry, please is lion not an animal

Behind every unhappy woman, is a man who is very uncaring and stingy!!!������

Dear young Man
If you want to progress in life, you need to avoid these kind of ladies... "I'm hungry, get me KFC, nandos, or buy me a phone or airtime" type of lady...
Instead find yourself a "Did you eat, or you want me to cook something for you, can I help you with it" type of a lady...
How fast you progress as a man depends on a type of a woman by your side. A good woman is an INVESTMENT.... A bad woman is a BILL

It's almost impossible for a person to love you and yet claim he/she is too busy to see, Chat or even call you at least once in 2 days. Even once a day.

As busy as Dangote or Oyedepo, and Sinach, they can't stay 3 days without hearing from their spouse yet your guy that's still trying to stand is claiming he is extremely busy that's why he hasn't called you for 5 days.

Have sense my dear friend, You see we men? When we love you and see you as a priority? We can never be too busy. Even if we have only 5 free seconds in 24 hours, we will still use it to call or text you.

You see women? Communication is their Oxygen when they love you, they will call you for both reasonable and unreasonable things just to keep in touch.

It's understandable if he/she is too broke to recharge and call or subscribe and chat you up but anything aside that, just know that you are wasting your time.

Some of you will even see them online and they are not chatting you up or replying your chats for almost 4 days yet you foolishly make excuse for them that maybe it's work. Are they guarding the president of United state that he/she is not allowed to touch their phones?

Go and see the call log of that same person and see for yourself that they have been making calls to people. People they found worthy to call.

Was he not doing that Same Job when he was busy toasting you and convincing you that he loves you almost everyday? When he was still campaigning to get you, he was never busy, always calling and disturbing you but now that he has lost interest, he uses same work to make excuse and you believe? Nonsense!

May God give you insight and open the eyes of your understanding to know that you are no longer welcome, Valued or needed.

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*"Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it".*

_This statement has impregnated many ladies in Africa_.


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Am Done Watching Indian Movies! Imagine, A Teacher Caught a Student With Expo and They Started singing and Dancing

Who can remember those days when one person will be outside turning the Antenna and be shouting .........E don clear?

*If your girlfriend says she wants to break up with you because you watch too much football.*

Just ask her if she was going to leave on loan or full transfer.
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*It's only in Africa that someone will come to your child's naming ceremony, eat and leave without knowing the name of the child.*

I love my people.

A guy just return from 5years imprisonment You can't believe his girlfriend is asking him “WHAT DID YOU BRING FOR ME "�‍♂�‍♂
Guys what will be your Answer?

Vexatious:
Bright Burn: 7/10

did u download it

I just arrives in china shungin and the attendant told me this i dont,know the meaning let me just ask dis group好哦我 啊热 有,�����

if you get the meaning tell me

*IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING THE SIZE OF YOUR POCKET YOU WONT DO ANYTHING IN LIFE.*
*IT IS THE SIZE OF YOUR DETERMINATION, VISION & APPROACH TOWARDS LIFE THAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE.*

*IF YOU DONT DARE TO TRY! YOU WILL CONTINUE WORKING FOR THOSE WHO DO......*

Face
Everything
And
Runaway = *FEAR*

Face
Everything
And
Rise = *FEAR*

*Take a chance today and make a difference.....*

Uncle because your crush now lives in
your area… You will now be wearing Suit to
fetch water… Bros behave na ���
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Fake sleeping when our African parents call you is a talent every black kid is born with.
Don't argue, its the truth.

Nigerian version of "make hay while the sun shines" is "iron your clothes immediately nepa brings light"����

Behind every successful man there is one stupid man standing somewhere saying that man na my classmate