₦airaland Forum

omogin:
Buhari should know that Nigerians prefer by far GEJ to his useless self right now.

Then tell him to contest in 2019 & see how loved he is!

Linzo:
No!! Jamb no longer uses scratch card for its registration. You have to create a profile first on jamb portal and thereafter generate remita from the cyber cafe, CBT center or from jamb office. Then proceed to bank for payment and pin will be giving to you, take the pin to any CBT center for final registration. Note: Go with your credentials to the CBT center for registration, no passport require for registration.

Thanks baba!

hamzatseyi:
go to ur school official portal,u will c d number and d mail like rector@gmail or whatsoever.

Baba, no vex o! Can one get the scratch card directly at JAMB office? Or must it be gotten from a bank? Thanks!

obisco4u:
Successfully registered today at Owerri. Here are a few tips if you are yet to register.

1. Make sure you have created a profile with your email address and phone number on JAMB website , as well as purchase the Direct entry pin b4 going to the CBT centre or JAMB office for registration.

2. Make sure you go for the registration with the following documents; A level Result, O level result, previous JAMB number (for NCE, HND/OND, Bsc holders only!), Bith Cert or Age declaration, Cert of Origin, and Payment slip containing your Pin.

3. Your A Level and O level will be scanned and uploaded. I suggest you scan them and save in a flash and take it for registration to make your reg faster.

4. Awaiting result and 2 sittings is allowed for both A level and O level.

5. Make sure you go through all your details during registartion b4 proceeding for thumbprints. There may be no window for correction afterwards. If the person is rushing you, politely insist that they slow down.

6. For those who have not done their regularization (NCE, HND/OND and Bsc holders only, whose admission records are not on JAMB website), using "OTHER DIPLOMA" may not help you!

7 Jubeb/IJMB/ICAN/ other forms of school diploma, etc have no worries about regulariization.

8. Double check your choices of institution. You have only 1st and 2nd choice.

9. After successful registration your Acknowledgment slip will be printed and JAMB will also send a copy to your email. Also collect your "Last Days at Forcados" novel b4 leaving. This will used for aptitude test by your school of choice, not JAMB.

10. Then make 2 photocopies each (one for 1st and one for 2nd choice) of the documents mentioned in (2) above and submit at the nearest JAMB office b4 4pm on a working day.

11. Registration they say, closes on 20th August 2017.

Regards!

Bros, other than the usual A-Level/ND/BSc degrees, is there an option of using second degree (MSc) to register for DE on jamb website?
And if there is, is it the details of the BSc or MSc than one would use to register?
Thanks baba!

obisco4u:
Yes you can get everything done at jamb office. But if do it at a CBT centre, then you must submit photocopies your credentials i.e. Your DE acknowledgment slip, A level result, olevel result, birth certificate or age declaration and certificate of origin to the nearest Jamb office after registration.

Thanks baba! You're too much!

obisco4u:
Simply to go any approved CBT centre to register for Direct entry with the pin you bought.

Bros, pls when is the form closing? And if one wants to go to jamb office to get all the procedures (from buying the pin to actual registration) done, is it possible? Or is there any stage of registration that can't be done in jamb office? Thanks.

davodyguy:
Some people have no thinking and deductive brains at all.

The news says

The naira falls yesterday to N367 against the Dollar on the parallel market from N376 it opened for trading as the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Monetary Policy Meeting commences today (Tuesday).

Is this a fall or appreciation?

Na wa oo. People can't even differential again

It started at N376
then fell to N367

is that not gain?

These sort of useless online papers have their target audience - the flat heads from the potopoto republic - because they know they can't think.

Vutseck:
APC govt is an eye opener to Nigerians


show us a notable project at federal level they have commissioned if not railways an ongoing projects by the last administration



President mohamandu buhari ( TBH ) came into the govt through propaganda,


hired a lying minister to cover his tracks and by extension recruited Internet miscreants ( BMC) to be awake day and night in order to sing their praises either good or bad even at the detriment of their conscience



well, we shall correct our mistakes in the next pool...2019
.

Don't mind them jo!
GEJ till 2019!

adetayo234:
Are you saying your parents are as stvpid as monkeys? Or are you saying monkeys are wiser than your parents? Oh.. ...accept my sympathy

Honestly, I'm not insulting you but you're not intelligent at all. I asked you to reread where I first quoted you & understand the comment but you still didn't. And who told you monkeys are stvpid? You see why I said you're dumb? You're even dumber than I thought! Idioot oshi! Your own brain dead parents wise, na im dem born buffoon like you ba? Obo iya e!

yinkslinks:
Omo Ode ton wan be palu ese asewo

Who's this idioot who claims APC will win only one state come 2019 for fvcks sake? Are you this brain dead or just plain stupidd? Even the dull Fayose can never say this! You're extremely dull, & I'm sure it's inherited.

adetayo234:
Fools are many in this clime, but yours is double foolishnesss

You, just like the flat-headed gorilla descendants, are not intelligent at all! You're too stvpid! Reread where I previously mentioned you & understand the comment well. Obo!

adetayo234:
I'm very sure flaaaatheads will believe this nonsense. They are so dead in the brain that they will believe any trash as long as it comes from kanu, things that even a primary school pupil will discard as trash.

Baba, you fall my hand! How can you say these unintelligent gorilla descendants from the land of the rising potopoto are brain dead when they have no brain in the first place?

yinkslinks:
rigging things bro but also dont forget lagos is the only state that will have apc come 2019 cus its been so when pdp was in power. also i thinks ambode is trying.

Why are you extremely deluded? Only a very unintelligent person can be this deluded!

Chukazu:
And who are you to decide who is credible and who is not

When did you become the chairperson of GUILD OF EDITORS?

If you were smart enough, you would notice that I said you should quote any "mainstream" newspaper that carried the story with "lopsided" in the headline. And if you still don't know what "mainstream" newspaper means, then I can't help your condition.

Chukazu:
Sorry are my the one that wrote this or you just want to be mischievous?

Is this person/newspaper any smarter or more credible than you? You should have "kuku" quoted Nnamdi Kanu & Fani Kayode to show that you aren't alone! Quote proper mainstream newspapers who are sort of credible, & not this crap.
Even Vanguard newspaper, who we all know is a PDP paper (though one of the credible ones), never included the word "lopsided" in their headline (even if they would have loved to) because they're smart & credible enough not to write such misleading headlines as they understand what Oyegun meant! Only Jonathan sycophants who don't care about credibility like you will try to make such mischievous headlines to suit your biases.

Chukazu:
You know quite well that nobody has monopoly for insults.. So if we start insulting each other there won't be end in sight.

So I expected you been educated to Refrain, as for me I won't dabbled into witch hunt with you

Mr man, go & beg someone to help you deduce what Oyegun meant when he said his party members are complaining about some of his appointments instead of the unsurprisingly unintelligent headline you put up!

Chukazu:
Never wanted to reply you but to douse your ignorance
I bet you never met in your life one on one, so you can't claim to know him better than Oyegun who is speaking out against an obvious nepotism in the system

Even the president's wife- Aisha Buhari has spoken out in the past against the same issue, so trying had to defend him is the height of hypocrisy and myopia

Shut up, dullard! I understand you're too unintelligent & dull to comprehend why Oyegun said APC members were complaining, as in this article, but you could ask someone to interpret it for you.

stevedre:
You have no evidence to back that. I can claim to be Donald trump and say trash on a faceless forum like nairaland just for likes or to make a certain region look bad.
Am a proud Igbo man but I still cautioned him/her for not showing sympathy or any form of best wishes to those affected so insulting most people from my tribe makes you also sail on the ship with him/her.
There are bad eggs everywhere so please let's not make a common mistake of tagging the bad ones with the good ones. Have a blessed day bro.

Bro, that's why I said "most," & I have evidence to back my claim. If you have carefully followed comments on Nairaland overtime, you'll hardly find anyone claiming to be from a region just to make the region look bad; it's hardly sustainable.
For example, hateful, silly & unintelligent comments on fora like Nairaland against other tribes emanated from the Igbos especially against the Yorubas, & it mostly boils down to the election loss by Jonathan, when even Jonathan himself & his kinsmen have moved on. Your people began calling the Yorubas cowards for not supporting their candidate. Sadly & inevitably, the hate will have to be reciprocated by the Yorubas, hence the chaos you find on Nairaland today. You're right when you say there are bad eggs everywhere but, bros, una own pass. How come you don't see such hate between the Yorubas & even the south southerners? How come it is the Igbos against almost everybody including the south southerners whenever they deny being part of your Biafra?

stevedre:
No reasonable Igbo person will ever agree with you on this one. You lack wisdom.

Not true, bro! Most Igbos will agree with him. They reason in the same warped manner!

olayiwola4u:
OOOOOOOH, the only day you know is the day you say YES; you can never know the day your HEART will be broken.

SO, don't be too smart...always hope for the best.

Knowledge and power have nothing to do with break-up.

IT IS THE MATTER OF THE HEART, NOT A MATTER OF THE BRAIN AND MUSCLE.

You dey mind am?

SaulRazor:
You are clearly suffering from Aspergers along with you Ur defective IQ sir ..You cant fathom the depth of intelligence I have packed in this head it's very spiritual , does magic Sir and even scares me.

Which intelligent person says, "I'm sure you're clearly among..."? You're a deluded dullard!

SaulRazor:
You are clearly suffering from Aspergers along with you Ur defective IQ sir ..You cant fathom the depth of intelligence I have packed in this head it's very spiritual , does magic Sir and even scares me.

Which intelligent person says, "It's obvious you're clearly among..."? You're a deluded dullard!

SaulRazor:
Fix it now or forever kip kwayet .Blunder indeed ....And who ever told you IQ had anything to even do with grammatical syntax..Recieve sense jare

Mr high IQ, it's obvious you're the senseless one. Who also told you IQ had anything to do with supporting Mr Buhari as you insinuated earlier in this thread? You keep reminding us about some article that says Nigerians have a below average IQ when they don't reason like you. You aren't half as intelligent as you think, Mr high IQ!

Chukazu:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.vanguardngr.com/2017/07/abused-buharis-appointees-odigie-oyegun/amp/

Very unintelligent headline by a bitter, desperate, flat-headed Jonathan sycophant! You already know Nigerians are too lazy to read, that's why you put a misleading headline. Oyegun talked about Buhari appointing some PDP members instead of APC members & you interpreted it as "lopsided," when you clearly know what Nigerians would think about when they hear the word "lopsided"?

SaulRazor:
I am sure you are clearly among the 70 percent of Nigerians parading about with a defective IQ of 50 like one survey put it

Mr high IQ, how far na? With your "high" IQ, you no know say "I am sure you're clearly among...," as used in your sentence, na grammatical blunder?

NwaAmaikpe:


Your brain is made in Japan

NwaAmaikpe, so you, who even the dullest Nairalanders see as dull, get mind tell person say him brain dey made in Japan? Nawa sha!

LasGidiOwner:
Mechionu nwokem you like spitting nonsense all the time. Okoro has no option than to say what he has just told the useless people that are kicking against Pope's instructions. Even a fool would have said the same thing.

Imagine the so called priests protesting over things of GOD. What's the reason for their protest if it is not for their demonic selfish interest.

This is one of the reasons to prove that Mbaise people as a whole are worse than the devil itself.

Bishop Okpalaeke is their Bishop whether they like it or not. They should go and form their own church if they are still bitter.

Mbaise people are no different from the rest of you in the potopoto republic, so don't single them out! You all reason in the same deluded, arrogant, unintelligent manner!

nextprince:
I swear, Jews and chest beating are

Don't mind the silly, deluded dullard!

Dreambeat:
Its becoming sickening.You guys try every antics to make Igbos abandon the quest for Biafra.This antics are now stale.

On the contrary, my brother, Nigerians can't wait for the arrogant, deluded & unintelligent people of the potopoto republic to leave Nigeria. The north, especially, can't even wait as they've given you quit notice to aid your quest but your people have refused to go.

Dumaknesset:
Don't go to Yoruba churches,it will soon be don't go to pope churches, How is it that you guys just enjoy making enemies every where.

Honestly bro, I wonder how an entire people go dey reason "mumuly" at the same time!