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I hate to do this but I am so pressed so em gonna...

Really gonna be pressing alotta buttons this evening bt I no send una ooo..

Its not just those who sell their bodies or those who stand at allen junction seeking for men to sleep with are regarded as prostitute, Well if you are a lady and you have slept with a minimum of 3 guys before actually getting married, then you are into prostitution. Its as simple as that, well I can't say of d men. Em outta here

palladin:
These ppl have turned christianity into something else.

I weak

Oh dear, I wonder what kinda pastors these would turn out to be. I am sure those who printed it are not sane

Aminat508:
just kidding

nw I know d reason why d muslim girl I love so much wld never wanna get intimate with me..

Aminat508:
Tar!!! am allergic to kissing

ur religion doesn't permit it I guess

BaddieKay:
Everywhere BIAFRA BIAFRA....una no dey tire?

I wonder ooo

Obviously not me..cos I don't do diaries..
Btw; do u have a boyfriend??

abiolasogey:
Ok,,top 4 signs to know dat op is gay 1.Hes clean 2.It takes on to know one 3.Hes d only one dat thought of dis kind of trashy topic 4,Hes gay

ohh

Braintouch:
Baseless points. How does having a flair for art amount to being gay?

thank u

Jackeeh:
Also,looking at ur profile pic,u look good and dress well too. So going by ur write up,ure gay.

hehehe..u are joker!

Jackeeh:
OP is gay. It takes one to know another!

ur opinion bruh

donholy28:
Trash!!! so if a guys room is neat and takes care of his affairs that means he's gay?...op thunda fire ur foolish head...a beg go and buy sense

can't u counter me without having to say those words? If u feel this thread isn't meant for u, why don't u swerve?

Joker

KashyBaby:
I heard abt this bride price but we don't practice this in philippines anymore...juz wanna ask, if the bride price In Ng depends on the family status of woman who will get married or there is a standard price for every woman who wants to get married?

if you ask me, na who I go ask?

10. He Dresses Well and Spends a Lot of
Time Getting Ready.


We all know that only gay men do this because
straight men are not allowed to care about how they look. Obviously. If straight men are allowed to care about their appearance or give more than a
moment’s thought to fashion, grooming or their hair, then every single commercial airing on ESPN has been lying to us. And advertisers never lie. The rule of thumb is: if he spends over 15 minutes in the
washroom getting ready and over 10 minutes taking
a “quick” shower, you really need to reevaluate your
relationship with him.



9. He Has Effeminate Taste in Movies.

If he’s not turned off by movies that deal with feelings and complicated concepts or if he’s willing to watch, say, “Frozen” or “Memento” when he could be watching “The Fast and the Furious” or, better yet, porn, something’s not right. Straight men don’t like to have complex thoughts…it gets in the way of following sports and clogs up the space in their brains that should be filled with facts about World War II. If he will watch something in a language other than English, he’s not just gay he’s unpatriotic and if he’ll watch a Woody Allen movie he may also be Jewish. (Add 3 points to your score in either case.)


8. He has Feelings.

When you seem sad or upset, does your boyfriend
ask you what’s wrong (add 1 point)? Or even how he
can help (add 6 points)? Both are clear signals that
you may have a queen on your hands. Straight men
are supposed to be completely clueless about your
unpredictable emotions and will become
overwhelmed and frustrated when you express them. It says so in Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus. Compassion and warmth = twink.


7. He Doesn’t Make You Feel Bad About Yourself.

Any man who doesn’t derive pleasure and
self esteem from making the woman he loves
feel badly about herself isn’t worth knowing.
And must be queer. (Add about 100 points.)


6. He’s into Art.

If he enjoys museums, galleries or has any kind of
creativity, he’s either gay or European. Add 12 points.


5. He’s Not Interested in Religion.

One sure-fire way to tell if your boyfriend is gay: join a religious congregation that dwells obsessively on sex, particularly homosexual sex. If, after a few visits to your new place of worship, your boyfriend starts making excuses for why he can’t come with you, well, there you go. He’s gay. Or has a conscience….which is also a clear sign of homosexuality.



4. He Uses the Word “Fabulous” Instead of “Good”.

Enthusiasm about anything is extremely unmanly.
Add a half a point for each time you’ve heard him say “fabulous.” Other words to watch out for, “love” (add 1 point unless you think he’s lying just to get you to shut up, in which case subtract 5 points),
“sweet” (unless he’s talking about something that just happened during a hockey game) or “Mary” (unless that’s your name).


3. His Home is Clean and Well Decorated.

Sensitivity to one’s surroundings, interest in design
and having taste are extremely suspect. Straight men tend to like to live in abject squalor surrounded by empty beer cans and back issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Add 3 points for each piece of mid-century modern furniture your boyfriend owns. If he lives in anything resembling aNY loft, adds 2 points. If he lives in an ACTUAL NY loft, stop taking this quiz right now and go get yourself an OK Cupid profile.


2. He Tells You He Likes to Sleep with
Women.

Men are liars. They probably are feeling bad about
lying, so they ask their woman to cheat on them with another woman. Add 83 points.


1. He Tells You He Likes to Sleep with Men.

Like Oprah always says, “When someone tells you
who they are, believe them.” There’s no point in
trying to convert them like Elaine on Seinfeld.
Homosexuality is not a phase and it will not pass with time or therapy. Maybe, you guys can be friends and audition for the next Amazing Race.

Richiy:
You are one of the reasons humans will not advance. You use girls, spit on them and pay them their token? You are no better than they are. And you best remove your number because people like you have no place in my life.

Epic

Oliviaarims:
I actually don't...

let's leave it at that

Oliviaarims:
Lol,where r yhu running to..and why?

u knw better

Oliviaarims:
Uniben..

*pickrace*

Oliviaarims:
Lolzz..it's really ghen ghen. I'm still a student.

oh didn't know. What skul?

Oliviaarims:
First off,ur friend is really silly to be contemplating suicide over a girl. As for slapping her,perhaps it really was a mistake and he regrets it,but he should also decide if he wants to keep putting up with her short fuse....or if he'd rather one day jump into the lagoon after she's pushed him to hit her again. Not every body can deal with a bad temper very well. It might just be time to allow this Orente go b4 she chops off his head one day.

But then again,what are the things ur friend does that makes her lose it? Is he always provoking her...Is her anger always righteous? If that should be the case,then he should learn to stop provoking her,if they wantu remain together harmoniously.

ghen ghen..she is back. Sometimes I wonder what u studied in skul

Oliviaarims:
Lol...here nd there.

ohh..welkom

tunshe:
Why mention my username?
Next time you separate it......tun she
cc: Aminat508

hehehe ..see moniker ooo

Oliviaarims:
Where did the guy see the pant to sniff...ur room?

where av u been?

prettythicksme:
carry wetin?

carry prick na

prettythicksme:
He carry?

he carry prick ooo..well it runs in d family sha

Hart

prettythicksme:
Dan i am not doing sugar boy,introduce me to sugar daddy**weak one tho**

how bou my grand dad

Aminat508:
what did u notice?

ur dp

Aminat508:
My comments

its true oo..I am just noticing dis nw.