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Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 9:45pm On Nov 12, 2015

prettythicksme:
Dan i am not doing sugar boy,introduce me to sugar daddy**weak one tho**

i'll,but please lemme be your mechanic to service u always. cheesy

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Nov 12, 2015

danbrowndmf:
i'll,but please lemme be your mechanic to service u always.

Since are a mechanic,u can always service d car my sugar daddy will buy for me grin

**deal?

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by ideyhere(f): 9:49pm On Nov 12, 2015

2dice:
lol true ..that is why God made a lot of fishes..

Lolz...but life sha. Isn't it just funny that once the girl becomes serious with you, you automatically change? And it kinda remains that way until such a time she activates her unserious mode again...then you start running back all serious again. Relationships are just too much stress o jare...not worth it at all unless you're looking to get married

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Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Theelove(f): 9:49pm On Nov 12, 2015

They are never serious.....its just a fact!

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 9:50pm On Nov 12, 2015

danbrowndmf:
i dy learn from you o boss.

*does the sign of cross* I'm holy mehhhhn

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 9:53pm On Nov 12, 2015

prettythicksme:
Since are a mechanic,u can always service d car my sugar daddy will buy for me **deal?

i'll service u and the car na,i'll be d one to bath u,also help u remove ur panties and the rest,deal?. cheesy

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 9:54pm On Nov 12, 2015

STFUareyouGod:
*does the sign of cross* I'm holy mehhhhn

Nobody Holy Pass. cheesy

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by jayooh: 9:55pm On Nov 12, 2015

Shey you'd manage a fading 6?? Haha

Estharfabian:
Oya sorry...lemme Reduce it...6-packs?? Last price...

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Laveda(f): 9:56pm On Nov 12, 2015

2dice:
Now u are talking..baby that means u can use ur Moni to Enhance my/our love

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Moz22: 9:58pm On Nov 12, 2015

prettythicksme:
Dan i am not doing sugar boy,introduce me to sugar daddy**weak one tho**

how bou my grand dad

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 9:59pm On Nov 12, 2015

danbrowndmf:
i have amusement pack,but atleast am ugly so i definately qualify for u a bit.

You have An Amusement park?? And U didn't tell me?

mehn! let's get married..."I DO"

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by lanrywatt(m): 10:00pm On Nov 12, 2015

prettythicksme:
Toaster? **funny tho**i cant even remember wen last a guy toast me e don tey ooo

when u no dey attractive nko... Abi of Ni body odour grin

prettythicksme:
Toaster? **funny tho**i cant even remember wen last a guy toast me e don tey ooo

when u no dey attractive nko... Abi of Ni body odour

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Nov 12, 2015

jayooh:
Shey you'd manage a fading 6?? Haha

Uh? pot-bellied Six-pack? ***Lemme think****

Uh....NO!!!!

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:02pm On Nov 12, 2015

llaykorn:

But, Dan Brown, how man go dey open dis kind thread? Come name am #GirlsTalk again? It's either you an (f) claiming to be (m) or you are gegebu!

lols...am not gegebu joor, i resemble ambali or moniru for ur eyes. cheesy

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by jayooh: 10:03pm On Nov 12, 2015

Lmao, in what kinda package does pot-belly and 6 come in??
Hysteri....

Estharfabian:
Uh? pot-bellied Six-pack? ***Lemme think****

Uh....NO!!!!

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Nov 12, 2015

jayooh:
Lmao, in what kinda package does pot-belly and 6 come in??
Hysteri....

Uh...Fading six-pack is Still the same thing As having A Pot-belly!

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:13pm On Nov 12, 2015

Estharfabian:
You have An Amusement park?? And U didn't tell me?

mehn! let's get married..."I DO"

smh... You are one weird person have seen here

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Nov 12, 2015

Jollyjoy:
agreed players know how to play their games well but most i have come across are really desperate to get inbetween the sheet with you..

They are also very dodgy,one cant really outline how a playboy play his games but i on one knw it whenever i come across one.....

Smart but stvpid

You criteria is too narrow, I don't know much about the ladies myself, but this pros get the gals more than the so called serious dates. That's why they're called playboys, actually you're put on a calendar till all your walls collapses, like many before you. And from my experience ladies like illusions more than reality. So chill....

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 10:16pm On Nov 12, 2015

danbrowndmf:
Nobody Holy Pass.

I'm closer to being holy than you tongue

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 10:20pm On Nov 12, 2015

danbrowndmf:
smh... You are one weird person have seen here

Arrgggh! people don't get my Sarcasm!!!!

i'm Weird? well, that's The Idea...

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Nov 12, 2015

danbrowndmf:
Ladies in the house your attention is needed here.just tell ous how you if a toaster is serious about you.

Adanne28
Laveda
Estharfabian
prettythicksme
Mhizkel
michella
daretodiffer
kelechimarie
Pinkycute
cherryice
mathschic
misspicy

If he is ready to speak to my dad, grandpa and greatgrandpa now cheesy

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Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Mhizkel(f): 10:24pm On Nov 12, 2015

danbrowndmf:
'Mhizkel wa je ogede illegal illegal'

Mhizkel come eat illegal bannana.

So your banana is illegal.

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Mhizkel(f): 10:26pm On Nov 12, 2015

STFUareyouGod:
wait o, you don't understand what it means?

Now I understand. Don't tell me your banana is also illegal cheesy

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:30pm On Nov 12, 2015

Estharfabian:
Arrgggh! people don't get my Sarcasm!!!!

i'm Weird? well, that's The Idea...

in as much as i get ur sarcasm i still think you are weird. cheesy

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:31pm On Nov 12, 2015

Mhizkel:
So your banana is illegal.

yes, comman swallow it like cocain. cheesy

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:32pm On Nov 12, 2015

daretodiffer:

If he is ready to speak to my dad, grandpa and greatgrandpa now

oya gimme there numbers lemme speak to them now. cheesy

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 10:32pm On Nov 12, 2015

Mhizkel:

Now I understand. Don't tell me your banana is also illegal

I don't have no banana. Plantain is what I've got wink

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by Nobody: 10:35pm On Nov 12, 2015

danbrowndmf:
oya gimme there numbers lemme speak to them now.

They do not want to speak to you

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:38pm On Nov 12, 2015

Braintouch:
Wooing a girl addicted to Nairaland must be the costliest mistake a guy can make

you have a point sha.
But why did u say so?

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:40pm On Nov 12, 2015

daretodiffer:

They do not want to speak to you

smD.

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by danbrowndmf(m): 10:45pm On Nov 12, 2015

halfrica:
Op this days guys b like periwinkles u av to suuuck everything from them money love nd all they dont giv a damn dis days especially if u a baby mama

Chai!!!!!!!!

suck there money and love how?

Are u a baby mama? Once dated a baby mama and she was cool.inshort i still miss her till date sef. cheesy

Re: #Girlstalk: How Do You Know If A Particular Toaster Is Serious About You? by jayooh: 10:45pm On Nov 12, 2015

I disagree, a fading 6pack is a receding 6pak
wink

Estharfabian:
Uh...Fading six-pack is Still the same thing As having A Pot-belly!

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