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CrimeRe: Buka Owner Confesses To Using Diabolical Means For Business Growth by MrAboki:
[b]Lol!! grin

Walahi Nigerians faa!!

I choose not to believe this news for the following reasons; I cant verify that this is Eleme. The author of the post clearly points out that this news is unverified. All we have here is a mentally unstable na`ked woman running around and bathing in a pool of muddy water. She could be just another one of the numerous mad women that walk around nak`ed in our country.

I have called my friend who works in Eleme refinery and and another one that lives in Aleto-Eleme to check if they've heard about this. Until this is confirmed to me by a more credible source, it remains what the author of the article called it; AN UNCONFIRMED STORY = RUMOUR..

NOTE: All this type of News always have the same elements; Dead body water, Mensuration blood & Pussiie juice.. grin As if these are the only components used for 'Buka juju'.. grin

Did any other guy in the house see that bubble butt!! What a damn shame!!


Abeg Iya Basira!! Abeg give me 50 Naira rice, 50 naira Beans, 100 naira Kpomo, 100 Shaki, 100 Naira round-about, but 2 meat, and 2 yam. This your stew red o!! Put am well o! I go pay you credit!! [/b]
PoliticsRe: Okada Riders Protesting In Benin by MrAboki: 1:53pm On Jun 12, 2013
We are marching forward as a nation slowly but surely..

They can still operate but in the smaller villages and continue their business if they can't upgrade their business. They are safer in these less populated villages as the traffic Iin these towns are less and by default their exposure to hazard is also less.

The government on the other hand should take some drastic steps in security as some of these Okada riders may resort to criminal activities in the interim. Also the government should also put in place alternative good and fast transportation systems to ease the effect of this ban. Nigerians are flexible and would adjust. This move would make the city saner and nicer.

Good move ...
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Ranks Second On Global Terror List by MrAboki: 9:53am On Jun 11, 2013
Allahu Akbar... grin


That is the Second Medal Nigeria has won this year.. AFCON TROPHY thanks to Keshi and SECOND PLACE in TERRORIST OLYMPICS Medal, thanks to Technical Adviser Abu QaQa and Coach Shakau..

We promise to be in first position by the end of the year.. All we are asking for is more sponsors. Buhari is trying, but we need more money to encourage the young talents we have all over the north.

Below is a young Boko Haram Athlete, training to compete in RPG sporting activities..

https://img2.owned.com/media/images/1/5/5/9/15592/he_declared_jihad_earlier_540s.gif

Allah Akbar..
AgricultureRe: Groundnut Pyramids In Kano In The 1960's by MrAboki: 12:24am On Jun 11, 2013
chess guru: Loooool another funny poster!! grin
Am gonna hang on a limb here and assume you really got no clue of what this thread is all about, and what the train of thought has been so far.
If I get you correctly, what you are saying is....eh we could easily turn the "pyramids" of sacks of GROUNDNUTS into buildings cheesy , structures cheesy, and landmarks cheesy
What engineering / economical sense are you making here mate?
Is it that the name "pyramid" is confusing u like its confusing so many NLanders ?
A pyramid is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ a blimey shape 4 crying out loud, we can put so much sentiments in things.
I doubt you understood the post you quoted at all..
The poster wasn't saying build hospitals and houses with groundnut sacks, he was simply saying those sacks cold have been sold and the profit used to build structures and fund projects such as hospitals etc. one pyramid could have fetched enough money to build a hospital or a market or something. I believe that's what the op was driving at. I don't think his post was literal in its translation.
AgricultureRe: Groundnut Pyramids In Kano In The 1960's by MrAboki: 12:20am On Jun 11, 2013
nanaboi: @Rossikk, it must be excruciatingly exasperating to join issues with these a**wipes on here that can't understand sense in wateva languague it's conveyed.

@topic, has anyone bothered to check the manufacturers' addy on the common peanut that sells (for N50 currently) like satchet water in most neighbourhoods? Aboki kiosks no dey miss get am.
That stuff bears a Ghanaian addy. Shame coz we're 4th behind 3 countries & Ghana is not even 1 of them; but, apparentli, they know wat 2 do with peanuts & we don't. Pathetic.
And in your books, packaging processed peanuts is the thing to do with hose pyramids of groundnuts abi?

These processed peanuts were not in existence when these groundnut pyramids existed.. Groundnuts like palm kennel has so many uses. Both industrial and edible use. Some examples include; Oil production, cosmetics, dye, food, fuel, Medicine, e.t.c....

Ghanaian use of groundnuts is only one out of many.
AgricultureRe: Groundnut Pyramids In Kano In The 1960's by MrAboki: 4:40pm On Jun 10, 2013
CrimeRe: Man Arraigned For Pouring Garri On Policeman by MrAboki: 2:24pm On Jun 10, 2013
Mitsurugi: Would it still have been 'assault' if the accused had thrown a wad of N1000 notes @the olopa? Oops! #Just wondering...silly me.#
[size=13pt]It would be assault with an illegal and potentially deadly weapon if the notes are counterfeit.. angry.[/size]
FoodRe: Bakers Sitting On Ready To Eat Breads (Pictures) by MrAboki: 2:09pm On Jun 10, 2013
No wonder some bread dey carry yansh flavour... grin
RomanceRe: Strictly For Men by MrAboki: 11:01am On May 27, 2013
Which kind thread be this one na.. angry

RomanceRe: Celebrity You Will Like To Date If Given The Opportunity by MrAboki: 11:00am On May 27, 2013
ebamma: give me some afrocandy anyday
Afro Candy all the way!!
HealthRe: Woman Who Lost Both Arms And Legs After Taking Injection For Bigger Bottom by MrAboki: 10:58am On May 27, 2013
WTF?!
FamilyRe: Its Children's Day!!!a Word Of Advice For Them by MrAboki: 10:29am On May 27, 2013
CelebritiesRe: Stephinie Okereke-Linus Releases Beautiful New Photos by MrAboki:
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Vows To Stop Boko-Haram At All Cost by MrAboki: 10:04am On May 27, 2013
I believe..
PoliticsRe: Ombatse Massacre: Funeral Service Of Slain SSS Officers. by MrAboki: 9:57am On May 27, 2013
[size=13pt]I dont know these fallen Policemen personally, but its hard to feel remorse for them especially as I have no love left for the Police.

Anyways, R.I.P to them cops.
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HealthRe: Leprosy Outbreak In Gombe, Children Stricken by MrAboki: 9:52am On May 27, 2013
WTF?
PoliticsRe: Patience Seeks End To Teenage Pregnancies In Africa by MrAboki: 9:44am On May 27, 2013
huh
PoliticsRe: Canada Gives $5m For Nigeria’s 2015 Polls by MrAboki: 9:39am On May 27, 2013
[size=13pt]The money is for what?! Rigging or Salary for riggers?![/size]
PoliticsRe: Uduaghan Had Health Challenges by MrAboki: 9:37am On May 27, 2013
[size=13pt]lol..

Uduaghan never die, dem don give contract out for ehn burial.. grin grin grin
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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's 'Once Upon A Time Listening Party - Pictures by MrAboki: 9:27am On May 27, 2013
FamilyRe: Happy Children's Day; Share Your Childhood Experience by MrAboki: 9:25am On May 27, 2013
yuzedo: 1. I remember when i trekked from Ikeja to Surulere to play super nintendo. shocked i lost dat day eh? na for mushin i find myself. huh

2. When i tried to drive my father's car after church, because it was parked on a slope they put in in gear one to prevent rolling, na so i mistakenly remove am from gear. my problems in life started then as brake no gree work (volvo), handbrake too hard to activate, i was just rolling down into a valley, onlookers shouting, my life flashing before me when one woman agilely jumped inside the car, with one hand she threw me out of the car, while simultaneously bringing it under control. omo, dat madam suppose dey wear cape cos na superhero she be! undecided

3. All the "mummy + daddy" games i played all those small gehs my mates wink tongue now dem dey do shakara and dem no dey gree give man "dat tin" angry angry
[size=13pt]So dem no born you for Banana Island or Ikoyi sef?!

You must have really suffered as a child o!

My own sha, it was the day I accidentally pressed the horn on my father private jet. He made me change the spare tyre of the Jet until I turned 15.
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CelebritiesRe: Photos From Patience Ozokwor's Son, Uche Ozokwor, Wedding In London by MrAboki: 9:21am On May 27, 2013
[size=13pt]WOW!!

What a Hugly groom and bride.
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EducationRe: Children's Day In Nigeria: What Does It Mean To The Children ? by MrAboki: 9:16am On May 27, 2013
[size=13pt]@ Topic

PUBLIC HOLIDAY!
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PoliticsRe: We Have Forgiven Killers Of Our Operatives - SSS DG by MrAboki: 9:12am On May 27, 2013
[size=13pt]WHAT THE F`UCK?!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

F`uck the Police.. Time to call in Spiderman..

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PoliticsRe: Happy 48th Birthday Governor Amaechi. by MrAboki: 9:00am On May 27, 2013
[size=13pt]Haffy birthday fa./..[/size]
FamilyRe: I Need A Help In The House,is It Good To Use My Wife Name To Buy Land? by MrAboki: 8:19am On May 27, 2013
If its a gift for her, yes!

If not, I wouldnt advice it. All properties bought by a couple should carry 'Mr. & Mrs ...... '.

Should you decide to go ahead and buy the land in your wifes name. just know that should shiit hit the fan tomorrow, you cannot lay claim to the land.

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