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 Politics › Re: FG Bans Civil Servants From Chieftaincy Titles by MrAboki: 11:16am On Jun 26, 2013 |
O! Snaps.. Isnt that GEJ collecting a Traditional title in Zamfara? hmmmm [img]http://oceanrisee.files./2010/10/fp18102010.jpg[/img] |
| Politics › Re: Boko-Haram’s Video Equipment, Computers Seized by MrAboki: 11:10am On Jun 26, 2013 |
Walahi, these JTF feeful I dey mad fa..  Video Equipment quo!! Shey Voko Haram members, I no get iphone or vlackverry wey I go use take am for bideo quo?! What be the equipment wey I sieze?! Camera, Lights, make-up, caravan, mics, set chairs, e.t.c.. You sure say no be innocent Nollywood movie production crew wey dey shoot video for North wey these Soldiers catch?! All the boko haram videos that I have seen were not shot with high tech equipments but phones and probably Laptop cameras.. And uploading a video can be done from any phone any where that has signal and internet connectivity. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: FG Bans Civil Servants From Chieftaincy Titles by MrAboki: 10:58am On Jun 26, 2013 |
How does Chieftancy title affect a person ability to work?! Okay!! While we are at it, lets add the following to it; 1. Church titles like SIR, Lady, Pastor, Deacon, Evangelist, Prophet, e.t.c. 2. Mosque titles like Alfa, Alhaji, e.t.c. 3. Government titles like GCON, OON, Peace Ambassador e.t.c 4. International titles like Ambassador of Malaria, Ambassador of syphillis, e.t.c Chasing flies instead of removing the shiit attacting the flies..  |
| Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau Is From Niger Republic by MrAboki: 9:34am On Jun 26, 2013 |
emmysenior: Did you mean to write Nigeriens?No Sir.. NIGERIANS!! Like a proverb Tuface says; Na spoil we spoil, we no dey thief.. Nigerians are alot of things but not Terrorists.. 5 Likes |
| Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Suspected Ritualist Caught In Ibadan by MrAboki: 9:32am On Jun 26, 2013 |
gbaky_floor: The level of your ignorance continues to baffle me.This must be your first time dealing with an Ekiti Woman.. See her people... [img]http://3.bp..com/_KOq6AlodkJI/SfiY43F5LTI/AAAAAAAACA0/fG96QQQKwUk/s400/Old+women+in+Ekiti+protesting+attempt+of+dark+forces+to+subvert+the+will+of+Ekiti+people+on+29-04-09.jpg[/img] |
| Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau Is From Niger Republic by MrAboki: 9:25am On Jun 26, 2013 |
Before Nko... Nigerians are alot of things.. Thieves, crooks, dishonest but never Terrorists... SHUT DOWN THE BORDERS.. 8 Likes |
| Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Suspected Ritualist Caught In Ibadan by MrAboki: 5:14pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
I-B.:How would this be proven in court? What would be the charge on his charge sheet? Now I see why many people say the Nigerian Police are useless... 6 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Christian Chukwu - "Super Eagles Are Inexperienced" by MrAboki: 12:21pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
[b]Chukwu is right... Infact, it's a no brainier.. The Team that went to the Confed Cup for Nigeria were young and barely experienced players. The team however gave a good showing for their experience level.. What Nigerians are suggesting to Keshi is not to dump the boys as we have big big faith in their future as a team, but to incorporate some experience into the team as well.. These young lads need guidance. The only part of the team that looked solid was the midfield and its no surprise because they had the experience of Mikel to serve as their leader.. The defence needed one very experienced player to act as the defence leader.. Infact, that's where Enyeama failed. I expected him to be the defence captain, being the most experienced man in the backline. Our forwards have issued.. Ahmed Musa is fast growing and may end up being the best 7 Nigeria has had in a long time. He missed chances, but the kid has got mad potentials. His drifting play from 7 to 11 should be harnessed and worked on. His future is bright.. Ideye was a big let down. I expected him to shine in the absence of Emenike and Moses, but he didn't. Apkala and co were wastes.. Mba, flu taunted like a bulb.. Overall... An inexperienced team gave a good account of themselves for their experience level. Nigerians are satisfied. Now Keshi knows what areas to work on.. Defence and attack .[/b] 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Baby Found In A Well In Lagos (pictures) by MrAboki: 12:48pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
Bilany: Last time it was a toilet, today it's a well? Can Jesus just come already? Things like this sicken me. By the way, why is the baby looking so white? Is it dead?Jesus is still nursing injuries from his last visit.. He now realises that the heart of Man is truly wicked.. Of we could drown new babies in wells, then imagine what we would do to his grown arsss.. 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Baby Found In A Well In Lagos (pictures) by MrAboki: 12:42pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
O snaps! Another unfortunate baby!!  O well! The kid was gonna die at some point anyways... I just wonder if the mother of this child is okay. It takes a certain level of guts to do this shiit. The mum would also need help for this, and I'm not talking spiritual help but psychiatric help. Life is hard sha... I would really love to look into the mothers brains and see what she's thinking, what she's been through, her thought process and how she came to this point. 5 Likes |
| Entertainment › Re: 21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity by MrAboki: 8:29am On Jun 23, 2013 |
x2lambo: i wonder if you can find something like this in motherland Nigeria[b]They do.. Sadly we don't always catch these moments on a Kodak. Here is my experience: I was in JSS1, my folks always came to pick me after school. Now they travelled and couldn't return in time due to traffic. I had no money, a fair idea of how to get home via public transport. Now I had been hanging around the schools gate since 2pm. I stayed there till 6pm when evening roadside traders started setting up shop. I was still there by 8pm in the evening, just sitting there clutching my bag when this old woman who was selling oranges by the road called me and ask why I was still there. I said I was waiting on my folks. She asked if I knew how to get home by transport, I said yes. She then asked how much, I told her 10Naira. She gave me 10 Naira and 3 oranges and escorted me to the park where I boarded the bus. Now! On the bus, I realised that because it was late (I think it was about 9pm by now) the fares had doubled. Now a fare of 5 Naira was now 10. I still needed 5 Naira to complete my journeys second leg. So I leaned to the left and pleaded with the guy sitting there to please give me 5 Naira because I was stranded. The guy didn't even acknowledge my presence. We approached his stop and when he alighted, he paid for my fare and his. I didn't even get the chance to say thanks. When I stopped at the first junction, before I could cross the road, I saw my folks battling traffic and trying to get to me in school. I told my folks the story and the next day my parents drove to my school gate in the evening to thank the orange seller but we never found her.[/b] 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Amaechi Says Rivers Governorship To Rotate Among Ethnic Group by MrAboki: 10:24am On Jun 14, 2013 |
Honestly, a multi-ethnic state like Rivers is in deep stress.. As much as I support rotation, I also support good governance. Presently, the Riverine communities of Rivers State feel marginalized. |
| Crime › Re: Buka Owner Confesses To Using Diabolical Means For Business Growth by MrAboki: 10:21am On Jun 14, 2013 |
afangide: MR ABOKI don't be an African and reason wholly like the westerners, these things happen on daily basis in Nigeria here, it might interest u to know that ASAP that lady has named other ladies that are her cohorts, Juju dey work 4 people wey believe am, believe it or not.If you never caught this woman red handed washing her privates into a pot of Edikaikong, Dunking a sanitary pad into pot of stew or physically followed her from a morgue where you saw her scoop up water used to wash a corpse and pour it into a pot of beans then; 1. The max anybody could have witnessed is the beginning of her Madness. 2. The alleged true confessions of a Mad woman. 3. A nake`d black woman thats roaming the streets and telling very catchy stories. Go to Pyschiatric Hospitals around the country and listen to the crazy things that these mad people say. One night, I had no idea the man next to me was mad until he started telling stories of how he designed the Naira note or something as ludacris as that.. If you believe a Mad person, doesnt that make you mad?! 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Smoking Will Be Banned Soon In Nigeria - FG by MrAboki: 10:15am On Jun 14, 2013 |
All this rubbish is just to increase the price of Benson for the Poor man.. Even many Government people sef dey smoke.. Ban wetin.. Mallam, give me one Benson and Tom-Tom for there |
| Food › Re: UN Congratulates Nigeria On Meeting Hunger Eradication Target by MrAboki: 5:43pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
Yesterday world Bank says Nigerias Poor people are increasing, Today UN says Nigerians don chop belle full..... Na wah o 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Two Thieves Beaten To Death In Ilorin By Angry Mob (PHOTOS) by MrAboki: 5:36pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
Ricmayak1: May be, its these same guys that stole 100,000 naira from my dad's pocket inside the taxi at same stadium road over a year ago. They have tarried in this business for so long. My tongue can be dangerous o as I remember cursing them.you said MAYBE they are the same people who stole from your Dad.. then you proceed to beat your chest about your prayer catching the thieves? 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Man Jailed & Caned For Slapping A Woman In Abuja by MrAboki: 4:39pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl:Who I be? |
| Crime › Re: Man Jailed & Caned For Slapping A Woman In Abuja by MrAboki: 4:27pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
Chineke god of Namibia? So I know fit slap my yarinya again? Walahi, this nonsense can never happen in Zamfara State.. Infact, I dey go house go slap my my 4 wife just to remind them who I be.... |
| Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Two Brothers With Cocaine by MrAboki: 4:05pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
Policewoman: Why must some people always tribalise every thread? Tell me any tribe in Nigeria that doesn't commit crimes?Middle belt... 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Two Thieves Beaten To Death In Ilorin By Angry Mob (PHOTOS) by MrAboki: 3:46pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
Shout out to the NIGERIANS who murdered these so called thieves.. Shout out to the ALUU 4 boys.. The poster boys of Jungle Justice. Shout out to those who condemned the ALUU 4 execution yet hail this one. Shout out to all my Abokis shining shoes Nationwide for peanuts.. Nobody holy pass.. |
| Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Two Brothers With Cocaine by MrAboki: 3:35pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
This post cannot be displayed because it was made by an Aboki about an Igbo man on subjects bothering on drug dealing.. Shout out to all my hommies for Upper Iweka wey dey sell Sugarcane, shine shoes & sell Aki Hausa.. Hussle, Hussle, Hussle HARD!!! 5 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Buka Owner Confesses To Using Diabolical Means For Business Growth by MrAboki: 12:11pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
rezzy: This news is true o, just called a friend to comfirm it and she said yeapppWhats true?! 1. That a woman ran Mad? 2. That a Mad Woman told them a story of how she used her Mensuration blood, Dead Body corpse water and Pussiiie Juice to cook?! 3. That a woman who use to own a Buka ran mad and started telling mad stories?! 4. That she indeed use to use the aforemention 'spice' to cook her food? If so, how did the person know?! Did the person catch her washing her Kpekus and pouring it into a pot of edikaikong or Did the person catch her washing a corpse and pouring the water into a pot of Jollof rice or did the Person catch her in a native doctors house with the above prescription?! WHAT EXACTLY DID YOUR FRIEND CONFIRM TO YOU?! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Homosexuals Protest In Anambra by MrAboki: 5:40pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
yuzedo: i hope Abu Mikey, Ebamma, Lesbianboy and Tellwisdom wasnt amongst?No o! They are rehearsing for Nigerias got Talent.. https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gay_dance.gif 16 Likes |
