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The real Icon @ 63, Happy Birthday sir

Funshorrh:
eeyyaaa...the girl face sef resemble monkey small sha.

I share ur pain. Dear.

Ode nla (You're a big fool!)

This hungry looking young guy involved in Internet scam? instead of you to channel the same energy and brain used in scamming innocent people to good use. Ode.

Wetin be dis na?

GTBank has bitten more than they can chew! Charging exorbitantly compared to what is obtainable in other banks.

Badt guy, you can not even reserve 1 mark for yah lecturer's ink?

Anyways, congratulations now let real life situations begin

Serious Gbege

...and what exactly have you wicked guys gained from this barbaric act of yours?

Just see how that innocent woman's life was cut short.

Is it now a crime to help? oma se o!

ITSaWRAPOUTFITS:
It is appalling but it is an open secret that our economy is built on policies generated by people who have certificates with little or no professional knowledge or common sense.

To even work as a nanny in Nigeria, you need a certificate. Some local canteens require that sales boy/girl have at-least O'level which is rather preposterous.

God help Nigeria.

Can I give you 100 likes for this?

An epic discovery for me

Realhommie:
And y do yu think she doesn't luv him? Coz she cheated? Are yu involved? Do yu know their story? That's lame... I bet there's an explanation and that's y he's trying to protect her.

Do you know the real meaning of love at all?

Do not interfere/meddle into husband and wife matter, ok? When quarrel is finally settled you'll never be invited to the party got that? good boy

Whaat? whether you like it or not, whether you tell him or not, he will eventually find out and consequently give you the boot you truly deserved!

Why will men always have stupid love for someone who doesn't love them back?

whereas, there are better girls who really love this guy but he'll never give them a chance.

Ile aiye vice versa ni.... oga ooo....

Chai, but I didn't see the real action na!

Hmm hard working woman who's hard to come by! Thumb's up for you o da real bae.

Lesgupnigeria:
I hope this will be helpful for people looking to access loan for agricultural business


Finally the Central Bank of Nigeria has published the procedure for accessing the fund. Find text below.

1.0 Is your business in any of the following areas?
. Agriculture
. Manufacturing
. Cottage Industries
. Artisanship
. Services
. Trade and general Commerce
. Renewable energy/energy efficient products and technologies
. Other income generating projects as may be prescribed by the CBN

2.0 If “Yes”….
2.1 Prepare your business plan or statement on how much you want for your business
2.2. You can get loan of up to:
(a) N500,000.00 for your micro-business; and
(b). N50 million for Small & Medium Enterprise (SME)

2.3. Go to your bank or any of the following institutions to access the Fund:
. Microfinance Banks
. Commercial Banks
. Cooperatives
. Finance Companies
. NGO-Microfinance Institutions
. Development Finance Institutions, i.e. Bank of Industry and Bank of Agriculture

3.0. Tell your bank how much you need

4.0. Your bank will discuss your request and provide you the money
4.1 The maximum interest rate of 9.0% p.a (charges inclusive) is applicable to all loans

5.0. Period for the repayment of the loan:
a) For micro business, it is a maximum of one year
b). For small and medium enterprises, it is a maximum of three years

NOTE: 60% of the Fund is reserved for enterprises owned by women; 2% for persons living with disability and 10% for start-up businesses.

There have been reports of bank branches claiming ignorance of the fund. In that eventuality or for more information, please send e-mail:
msmedf@cbn.gov.ng

Exactly what I have been waiting for, thanks bro

Toks2008:
Philandering is an act that is predominant among men and women alike.To some men this act seem normal due to the erroneous belief that men can be polygamous, but some women experience philandering due to narcissistic or even sociopathic mindset.

But as they say,it is a cruel world of men and often times the women are at the receiving end of this reckless act so this write up is directed to men and women alike but with more focus on the men and this write up will list 5ways you can prevent philandering or reduce the act to the barest minimum

1.Accept that it is a reckless and destructive act to you mentally,physically,Financially and spiritually: Yes as sweet as philandering may seem to be, it is a very destructive act because it can lead you to eternal destruction of your soul as the Quran and Bible suggested and i believe your soul is worth more than the flimsy passion of exploring many death traps in the name of women. Asides this you can readily contract deadly infections and many men have had sexual encounters with different spiritual beings in the name of women and not forgetting the fact that in most cases,the act of philandering tend to make you spend excessively as you will need to spend on the side chicks from time to time just to satisfy your lustful desire.


2.Understand that Philandering is more than a regular bad habit but a demonically influenced act: I have always counseled many ladies that they can not nag a man out of philandering but can only pray him out of it because most times,the men who indulge in it are influenced by demonic spirits so if you are a man who wants to stop or prevent this then you must be willing to pray to GOD to prevent the spirit from possessing you and to help you cast it out of you because this is one act you can not stop on your own.


3.Go for a lady that turns you on physically:I always have a slogan that i will rather remain single for life than marry a woman that does not appeal to me physically. Yes they say choosing a wife is more than the physical attributes but nevertheless i believe you can always get a lady who has a good attribute as well as a good physical appeal.

Why should a man who loves a bootilicious lady settle for a flat ass? and if you love a big body lady why settle for a slim one?I remember having an affair with a lady while i was in the university and at a point i began to pray that GOD should make this lady develop some sexual features..
"can you imagine?"

If you love a busty lady and you settle for a small cup size then you just might fantasize about huge bust-line whenever you make out with a wife with a small cup size and to me,this is perpetual self inflicted bondage because there are billions of ladies out there single and ready to mingle so why pick the one that does not turn you on just by her physical appearance.


4.Accept the fact that no lady has the monopoly of beauty:No matter how sexy or outwardly beautiful your woman may be,there will always be a lady sexier and more attractive than her out there and you are bound to meet many of such so if you are the type who can't take his eyes away from every sexy damsel then you just might be on a fast track to your grave because you can never outdo these daughters of eve who are always willing to show you the fastest way to hell. Just make that choice and do your best to maintain your choice by helping her retain her sexy figure in anyway you can.Learn to appreciate and be content with what you have because in actual fact,its the same hole and same pleasure,just that it is the skills that differs so teach her the skills rather than seek for a facade in the name of varieties.


5.It takes the fear of GOD and great discipline to do away with philandering: It is practically almost impossible for a man who does not fear GOD to desist from this pleasurable but deadly act so as a lady you must pray and try to lead your man closer to GOD because if a man fears GOD then apparently he will make you happy and for the man please understand that you must practically go closer to GOD so that your love and fear for him will keep you away from this act.

Yes the act of philandering is a strong one that tends to enslave any susceptible person and it is not want anyone can just wish away but with GOD i believe that it can be prevented.

GOD HELP US. and I hope this helps

Mr Lalasticlala...how you dey?

You're just right on point man, a million likes for you if possible!

Shameless set of Agbayas!

Bravo @OP, just hearing this for the first time how long has this been on and how true is this? Somebody please confirm.

ShakurM:
Facebook buy WhatsApp

MTN buy visafone

Shakur buys Nairaland

Ole, nna long throat wan kill you ni?

Eni ta ti ngbero lati sun je tele, tówa lofi epo para loro e.

Your case is just like an animal whom we have plan of roasting for dinner, but now rubbed its body with palm oil!

So what happens next?

There's no justifications for their greediness, whenever they hear fuel scarcity penren they hike the pump price immediately, now there's reduction they're telling us story for the gods mtcheeeew.

You better comply or face the music period!

Ah ah, wonders shall never end!

I am interested in this, I'll be back to comment

otemanuduno:
I, the GREAT FOOTBALL PROPHET, have declared this before, but you GENERATION of doubters did not believe it.

Here are the full PROPHECIES and 2/18 of it has been fulfilled already with the number 6 still on point.

See the original prophecy thread here: www.nairaland.com/2835815/football-prophecy-2016#41651065

FOOTBALL PROPHECY 2016



Meanwhile here are the football prophecies
for 2016:
Note- No. 5 of it has been fulfilled before. Some Nairalanders can testify to
that. If you doubt the prophet, thy Football
Club shall perish forever. Believe the
PROPHET and make profit.
1. Barcelona will win the la liga and the
Champions League back to back for the
first
time.
2. Arsenal will lose Home and Away to
Barcelona in the UCL.
3. Chelsea will qualify to Q/final ahead of
PSG.
4. Man city will not qualify to quarter final
despite an easy draw against Dynamo
kyev.

5. Man utd will end their unwinning streak
in
their first match in January.
6. Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose a match
in
January.…still in progress.
7. Bayern Munich will win the Bundesliga.
8. Tottenham Hotspur will win the EPL.
9. Leicester City will make the Top 4.
10. Man utd and Chelsea will not make the
top four.
11. Ighalo and Lukaku will end up the two
highest goal scorers in the EPL.
12. Lionel Messi will win the world best.
13. Juventus will claim the Seria A title
again.
14. PSG will win the French League.
15. Suarez will be the Highest Goal Scorer
in
La Liga.
16. Benitez will be sacked before the end
of
his tenure in Real Madrid.
17. Mourinho will take charge of Man utd
but
will not still make top four.
18. Real Madrid will drop out at the Quarter
Final of the UCL.

We are waiting to see how it eventually pans out.

Naughtysite:
What if he is single and loves her for keep ?

Why judge ?

In that case he should bring out his proposal of getting married to her.

See bro. he doesn't love dat girl a bit! hence he demanded for sex in d first place.

Emeskhalifa:
even if a guy has d intent to help, bros wen u consider d character of our naija girls eh, u wont help. help them without askin for s.ex and see how they (ladies) will tag u as mugu. infact wan go even call u m.u.m.u sef.
so u see.....dat tit for tat is d best

I'd rather help and be called mugu, maga, mumu, ode, than be not of help to the needy and be rejected by God for turning a deaf ear to the needy!

omonnakoda:
Please stop misusing the word; HELP

It is only in Nigeria I see this . This is not help. Help is pushing a car or changing a tyre not giving someone the equivalent of several months salary for NOTHING. Only a thief will accept such in the name of help. yes it may be immoral to demand sex but it is immoral to receive such money and not think deeply.

Where does he get the money?
How much is his salary?
Does he not have responsibilities and family.wife kids mother father brother sister etc No one left in his family to help that he will be helping someone he does not know and she too will accept if he gives her?

Working class families in the so called developed world will not give their kids such money they will have to borrow it and pay when they start working. Even the poorest girls will go out on a date with you and pay for what they eat so why this parasitic HELP me attitude?
The truth is if you do not have the cash you cannot afford it so go and learn a trade or get a job. It is morally and spiritually wrong to expect something for nothing and then call that HELP

Look my brother, it doesn't matter how much you earn or make monthly, it doesn't matter the number of family members you cater for if you have the capacity to help as many people as you wish.

What matters is ur willingness and enablement without strings attached, See I've done it several times without asking for anything in return regardless my monthly responsibilities, why, because I have the capacity to do it at that point in time.

But you know it isn't a sin to ask for help when you're in need, in this case the man offered to help her and not the other way round.

Cesclxg:
As I said before, I really think it is a good bargain. A night of hot steamy sex for #40k. That's some people monthly salary. Mind u, I am not saying u sud do the act. Far from it. The Scientist in me is just weighing the scale. I do that alot. However, if u eventually do succumb to the pressure and end up taking the man up on the deal, take consolation in the fact that he says he loves you. Who knows, one night of sex may make u feel the same way about him too. Who knows, he cud end up being ur husband. God works in mysterious ways!

How are you even sure the man is gonna pay her after having his way?

That is even riskier, the man could easily had sex with her and never fulfill his own side of the bargain or you wanna tell me this hasn't happened before?

Naughtysite:
Kukuma pay for the poster's accomodation fee, i heard its N45,000. Oya fast !

Just help her as a person.

I will do so ten times over if I have the capacity to do so without looking back, I have power to control what I do and what I don't want to do.

I am definitely different from some guys who would want to sample everything inside the skirt.