₦airaland Forum

You have been praying to God for a change, now d change has come you're still contemplating whether to go with d change or remain unchanged. Bro. you're a PhD holder for Christ's sake, common get out of that disillusioned comfort and embrace the true disguised Comfort!

kimond101:
I also want to ask when someone is comitting fornication and the girl is screaming 'Oh my God' or 'Jesus' who is she calling on?

Calling someone's name doesn't justify the person being in support of the evil they are committing.

You're right man, good thinking.

Using sledge hammer to kill mosquito? MTN don't worry just go n pay ok?

Chai dis match kon end for zero apiece?

deramarks:
The. Only way to end boko haram is if eveybody starts goin about naked den there won't b any where to hide d bomb. Unlike diz post if u can am only sayin my owm but...*itz not my biznex sha

I'll appreciate it, if only you can lead us by example!

"Drugsters" can come from any part of Nigeria or the world, the Igbos aren't alone/stereotyped in this so stop vilifying your fellow tribe, instead let's all chastise the erred finger.

Good news so far, considering the fact that Tottenham Hotspur gives youngters like Dele Alli, Harry Kane and the likes to play football, I see nothing wrong with that decision, even though I would have love to see him play my darling Chelsea. I pray and wish him Injury free footballing career. Congratulations boy!

StephanieEzeh:
In my 100L in school, I caught a guy in my lodge sniffing my panties. I promised to report him to Papa (the caretaker) but he started pleading that it was the devil's work. After many hours of pleading, I allowed the matter to die. Throughout the short time he stayed in the lodge, he wasn't comfortable. He never dared look at me in the eyes and he would always feel embarrassed when with other lodge mates and I happen to show up in their midst. I know he would be thinking I had revealed it to some people in the hostel He didn't stay till his rent expired; he packed out to live with a cousin of his at the other side of town. He always avoided me on campus. I pity him sha; he was just silly

I think this act is not only disgusting but shameful! Most guys do it at the slightest opportunity they get! I don't know what they benefit from such!!! I wonder the type of sexual pleasure they get Perverts!

As beautiful as my wife is even to the hole, I can never, I repeat, never smell her panties without throwing up, let alone some dirty, one pant show girl, for what na?

firstEVA:
With the appointment of Babatunde Fashola as Minister for Power, Works and Housing, it is very clear that the president has so much confidence in Fashola, I am tempted to conclude that if not for the negative response which would have greeted a muslim/muslim ticket for presidency, Buhari would have picked Fashola as running mate. This is his own smart way of making Fashola his second in command. Osibanjo is just there like a piece of ornament.

But girl, you get bad mouth sha! How can you call a whole Professor a piece of ornament, ah ah watch ur mouth o.

nickxtra:
What of me that a married woman has been enticing for over a year now and I have been giving excuses and failing to go with her on dates she arranged severally, yet she does not stop? She has kept wooing me, but I always have one or two reasons to divert her advances. Should I report her to this court? Advice pls

Really, What are you waiting for? common bleep the hell out of her before she calls you an okobo!

focus7:
Chest beater biafra man ordinary driver was peeling your wife banana while you are protesting around town.

this got me cracking boy.

AdaNri1:
Instead of Mr Okafor to deal decisively with his sluty materialistic long throat wife he's busy chasing after Mr Ilyah, ngwanu, another mr Ilyah will soon come and entice her. Before he knows it Its HIV he'll be suing them for.

You're right, but what about chasing away the fox and later return to the fowl to deal with it. If this will only send signal to those men who like chasing another man's property, invading someone else's territory to desist from their evil acts.

Why do we have so many people cursing themselves in the house? My people stop all this shit it will take you no where!

This a complete cheering news and personally, I believe Fashola's got the impetus to drive those ministries that has been under performing all this while forward, this man is a go getter at least he's proven that while he was Lagos state governor.

Please let us give all the appointed ministers a chance and we'll all reap the fruit of being patience very soon ok?

bushdoc9919:
I think he should sign for a club where he gets to paly first team football regularly.....not a club where he will be benched because there are too many stars.

He could sign for Chelsea....so long as Chelsea gives him play time....but that is not possible with the number of stars in that squad.

(I am an Arsenal fan BTW)

The first reasonable/rational thinking Gunners fan I've ever seen, guy I bow for ur sense o

Twaci:
I like his...um......fridge

ahaa say d truth n shame d devil na. we no go kill you.

planetuzor:
Victor wey we dey play set (5 aside)football for oregun high school like 6months ago don they enter Naira land front page.. God is great

Omo na so life be o. When Jesus say yes nobody can say no.

boss1310:
this guy is still too young na and some people are saying that all our players are older than 25.where its most painful is that fellow Nigerians here carry this matter for head and you wonder what one gains by ridiculing his own country

Thank you bros. like say them be him papa, just hating for nothing Mtcheeeeew

Nigeria's next Rashidi Yekini in the making. Guy enjoy urself o na ur time to shine jawe. Oya chop knuckle finest boy.

Lots of comedians in d house, una wan take laugh kill person for here o

Kachisbarbie:
Please and Please...
Stop mistaking impotency for infertility_ lots of Nigerians do this. Impotency is erectile dysfunction, inability to get the deek up and going, it is different from sperm count issues.
Even though they are linked, they are not the same.

He could be very fertile (very good sperm count) meaning she can conceive via ARTs.
I am yet to hear that they check if a man can get that deek up through any test, except you're supposed to test with the doctor/nurse.

But now dat d lady in question is a virgin, how do we now fertilize her when there's no hole to put the sperm.

edelweiss:
things dont work as you say and if he went as far as lying denying the other woman for u isnt that enough for a womam in these scenerio? Why breakup when this could be a turning point for the better for them in this relationship. Its mostly a woman's reaction to stuff like this that score points with some reasonable men. Lets try to strike a balance .

You're a wise, kind hearted girl

When is all this rubbish gonna stop for God sake?

MadCow1:
Really...




Who is Jaywon and why is this robbery more special than the one that happened in my area last night just 1 hour ago?

No be like say dem thief better thing for their hand sef..

Chains - Fake GL Gold. Price 1500 Naira (bling Zinc)

Phone no fit pass BlackBerry or iPhone or Samsung. Price 60'k highest.

Wristwatch.. Fake Jumia watch - 25'k highest.

Cash.. Most likely 10'k as I sure say e no hold money by that time of the morning apart from money to settle ashawo wey dem carry..

Na because of this small money na ehn e come dey shout for Internet like say them thief ehn 1 million.

You're the no. 1 suspect, NPF over to you.

Chai Konji! wetin you go cause ehn! SMHF Konji, u don try o, only u go make wife complain say my husband can not go more than one round, only you go make husband get wife for house n go still dey follow all those single pant chicks, only you go make some girls dey shout "I Love it BIG" because it fills up every where, Only you dis Konji again go make wife run comot for room, come sleep for sitting room saying you wan kill me "she na food ah ah?".

Ah ah konji ur own too much o, na you again Konji still cause one Lecturer for my Beloved Alma Mata, go land for kirikiri unexpectedly because konji don sweet am soteee e forget say one day, sinner man go die, e no go fit come back to dis world again. Oya make you dey konji all the iron for kirikiri na mtcheeew!

Konji I still hear say, na holl one man soteee, e go sleep with im daughter for lagos, chai abomination, na you again still holl one woman for zimbabwe abi na where sef? wey make say lailai she no go gree make anoda woman come reap where she no sow, so therefore she married her own son eekwe!

Konji, is it not the same you that made one crook woman and that crook guy connived and carry our oil money run go abroad? Yes na konji cause am, I know him very well, he's wicked! ok you no biliv me? oya see source na: http://newsrescue.com/diezanis-hustler-kola-aluko-super-yacht-naomi-campbell-billions-wealth-status/#axzz3iGjGrgJz

Konji, na you again still holl me one sunday morning wey I supposed dey church jeje, come bleep one girl sotee she fainted, my broda, na so dis stupid konji run leave me to sort out myself, chai konji almost send me go jail! Na ma girl friend she be dat time o, don't worry e dey consesual, but now I am born again.

Na dis same shameless konji holl dis people for dis video,

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TMEpN-WXuY

(Konji Master) small time now dem go talk say na movie (Make Believe) she na true?
source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxISo8dDKlc

Na so Konji dey do, e dey put some people for trouble no be smallu!

But konji you don try for me sha, you holl me soteee ma wife kon born twins! yes I am a married man now
Shooo, wetin time talk now, almost 2am, ah konji you don dey holl me again!

Konji Abeg leave me alone, I no wan born twins the second time, biko no put me for trouble! eeeeee.

#EnjoyUrSelf... Bye

The truth remains that media houses knowingly create controversial topics to bring more traffic/attention to themselves, so sahara reporters have succeeded in luring those guys into seeing what they have to offer.

Trailblazer1:
Pls, what's my jail time if I claim the cash

Long life n prosperity in Jail!

This is so disheartening of a man who wrongly believe he can buy the whole world and still foolishly thinks he can even buy heaven join! but this is not possible, for those of you who are hell bent on bringing this nation down by all your crooked means, you n your family shall know no peace o! Chai this heartless man don finish Nigeria.

How can a man fraudulently acquired so much and think he can go away with it? Never not in this regime of change!
Bar Jimoh Ibrahim be prepared, this game is up, you better surrender before you're eventually surrounded, so we can reduce your jail term to 75 years imprisonment!

Udstar:
All my life, everywhere I go, people call me pastor. People ranging from my friends, primary school friends, secondary school friends, my neighbours, my church members, university colleagues and now YOU.

It's your calling, please go after it, but don't hesitate to ask God about it first ok?

Udstar:
Ya dats true. But why did u call me a pastor?

Aren't you a Pastor? Signature=Christ in me and you confirmed it by saying you'll pray for op. Now tell me, who are you really, pastor, prophet, Imam or just being good?

Udstar:
pastor is an extra load o o, I will be happy if am called a Child of GOD.

We are all children of God na, but not all are pastors