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Romance › Re: Aside Sex, Is There Anything Else You Guys Do In A Relationship? by MrBroke(m): 4:18pm On Nov 23, 2023
Depriest2020:
You chat, gist, play, share problems & ideas, love each other, laugh 😂 & cry 😭 together, hangout, dance, watch movies, read stories, go on tour, visit friends and families so many uncountable things to do with your partner. Just make sure you date or marry a fun person. Don't be an introvert and marry another introvert.
Word.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Hugs Toke Makinwa At Her 38th Birthday Celebration by MrBroke(m): 12:07pm On Nov 23, 2023
Nigeria News dem dey tire person. So if Bruno Mars hug Jessica Alba Americans go put that one as news.
Food › Re: How Nigerians Should Eat Swallows By Zeelicious Foods (Video) by MrBroke(m): 9:54am On Nov 23, 2023
Eba way person suppose mold for hand round first b4 person go dip am for soup swallow na im me go use fork eat. Dey play
It's like you telling me to use knife or fork fetch garri drink. It doesn't matter where I find myself you see eba or fufu na my hand I go use cause that is the correct way to eat it. I no go because of one yeye inferiority complex or white man Bullshit no eat my food well. grin
Health › Re: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by MrBroke(m): 11:28pm On Nov 22, 2023
officialfestus:
😂😂😂 he just described everything finish.
No be small. Film way him act na him dey say him watch for TV grin
Politics › Re: The Most Corrupt Body Of The Year In Nigeria by MrBroke(m): 2:53pm On Nov 22, 2023
The dick. Oh sorry you mean body, that should be the POLICE
Health › Re: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by MrBroke(m): 2:51pm On Nov 22, 2023
NohurryInLife:
You be werey grin
grin
Health › Re: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by MrBroke(m): 7:56am On Nov 22, 2023
codedgalaxy:
It's not normal cream.
The cream looks dried,
Comes out like particules.
Its not me o, just asking for a friend.
With all this details you mentioning so, bros na you grin
Business › Re: Saving Of 1k Daily by MrBroke(m): 5:22am On Nov 22, 2023
Slimplush:
with this current hike in transportation?? Common sense no gree you see say the man mention capital as 30k? With 1k daily savings?...

Stop smoking crack egbon, at least try to contain your draw-mouth naaa
You be mumu. If I was smoking crack the scent of it would still be more pleasant than your life to smell or breath in. How much be transport mumu, Business way people dey use below 30k do self, wetin you no know you no keep quiet. You think say everybody dey like you. How much people dey use hawk snacks dey sell for road, how much people dey use hawk drinks and pure water for road? If you sabi any water factory waka go there with your antenna leg like cockroach own go ask dem wether 30k is not more than enough to supply water for the day and earn even more than 3k if you have like 4 supply to different customers. You way no dey smoke 9 come mumu like this if you come light then the madness way dey hide for your left brain go manifest. Just avoid quoting me if you are the foolish type who can't think b4 acting.
Agriculture › Re: My Trap Caught A Big Bush Rat (video/pictures) by MrBroke(m): 7:04pm On Nov 21, 2023
Rat na rat o, so you go chop that thing so. undecided
Rat don turn meat to chop, after now we go catch lizard call am Bush lizard grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Too Hard To Govern – Buhari by MrBroke(m): 5:28pm On Nov 21, 2023
nature40:
You are a bastaarrd. God purnissssh your generation. You will never recover from the illness that never make speak the truth in your life.
I never list examples of animals already you don make yourself available. If you like go babalawo place swear for me or church pray to God or any gods you know, na just time you dey waste cause I no carry your papa blood grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Is This A Fake Job Interview? by MrBroke(m): 2:58pm On Nov 21, 2023
Neo life grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Too Hard To Govern – Buhari by MrBroke(m): 12:03pm On Nov 21, 2023
Just because you don't like somebody doesn't mean you shouldn't see the truth in what the person is saying. He's 100% correct, people behave like animals in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: T hisGlobe.com: by MrBroke(m): 4:46pm On Nov 20, 2023
Abeg na ibo abi na igbo way Burna boy dey smoke
Romance › Re: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrBroke(m): 4:00pm On Nov 20, 2023
grin people get problem for this naija
Politics › Re: Too Many Nigerians Are Opting For Suicide by MrBroke(m): 11:29am On Nov 20, 2023
Even if cup of garri cost 100,000 naira I no go ever think of suicide. Mtchewww. Life is vanity but the vanity is meant to be enjoyed no matter what
Crime › Re: Police Nab Serial Goat Thief In Kaduna by MrBroke(m): 7:27am On Nov 20, 2023
Omo see weapon way I never see b4 9 him this God of War carry ontop goat matter. grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 19th November 2023. by MrBroke(m): 3:59pm On Nov 19, 2023
pargelenis:
I still can’t understand how with the population of over 250 million people we cannot find one international standard goalkeeper! The ball will go left and he will be flying right.
grin
Business › Re: List Of CEOs That Got Fired From Their Own Businesses. by MrBroke(m): 6:36am On Nov 19, 2023
drisalsha:
Powerful insightful.
You forget Emefiele, CBN grin
Business › Re: Access Bank Is Offline For 3 Straight Days Imagine If It Was Opay/moniepoint by MrBroke(m): 9:21pm On Nov 18, 2023
Flier:
There is no Access bank network for a complete 3 days now,both online and app
Just imagine if this happened to a fintech company,this same big for nothing banks would have started sponsoring news to make it seem they have run away with peoples money
The last time Opay was down for just 2 days,heaven almost fall.
Opay has never been down for two days except it was a general problem from all banks. Opay exclusively has never been down for 2 days but you right though cause if Opay did what Access is doing now, people will start panicking saying this and that. From my experience Opay is the number one bank in Nigeria, no bank comes close to it
Romance › Re: People say Age Is Just A Number. Do you agree?(picture) by MrBroke(m): 9:16pm On Nov 18, 2023
Age is just a number, I never still see number 200 for age. grin
Crime › Re: Woman Caught After Spending $10.4m Mistakenly Paid To Her Acct (pics/video) by MrBroke(m): 4:21pm On Nov 18, 2023
JASONjnr:
Omo, I pray I receive this type of transfer.


I will disguised totally.


I will bribe my way to NIMc and create a new account with new name. Open a new BVN and change account details by force. Change phone number and use POS to withdraw the money and pay it into my new untraceable account.


Then travel out to Ghana or another African country with my new name and then from there to Europe. The spending go too make sense.


Like this, God go don do am for me.
No shock say dem fit still catch you for this imagination so. grin
Business › Re: Saving Of 1k Daily by MrBroke(m): 12:04pm On Nov 18, 2023
Slimplush:
you sha go just dey motivate people with advice without proper explanation.... Sheey na head e go dey use transport the water to shop owner e specially in case of, if those owner are far from water factoryhuh Even if they are not far, don't you think they will be buying directly from the factory themselves!!!
Tricycle is used for that, you don't see sachet water on tricycles on the road. I'm telling you business I see people doing. If you think every business owner started off with all the necessary tools and inventory for their business then you should think again. Common sense suppose tell you say keke dey or taxi dey, even people who do bread supply rent taxi or a pay for a limited amount of time to do their supply. Even some persons dey use wheelbarrow dey do supply. If na head self you like use, person way dey find money no need motivation, condition go motivate you.
Crime › Re: Two Men Gang-rape, Film Ogun Teenage Girl by MrBroke(m): 9:23am On Nov 18, 2023
Once a guy rapes any female and it has been confirmed true, just cut off his dick and let him go.
Romance › Re: "Sex Style Palaver"(cruise Thread) by MrBroke(m): 9:17am On Nov 18, 2023
Keke Style grin
Celebrities › Re: Crossdresser Jay Boogie's Kidneys Fail After Failed BBL by MrBroke(m): 8:54am On Nov 18, 2023
KingEarnest:
When he wanted to do the surgery, did he tell me?

Now that it's time to face the consequence of your action you are telling me, to do what?

Make everybody just dey!
Omo I tire o
Business › Re: Digital Loan Sharks: Shaming, Recovery Techniques Pushing Nigerians To The Brink by MrBroke(m): 8:41am On Nov 18, 2023
mascot87:
The secret of loan shark is very simple.
Before you borrow money from any loan app company, MAKE SURE you take off all your phone contact and store them in a different phone. Make sure you have FAKE contacts on the phone you are installing the loan app.
Make sure you have fake phone contacts on the phone you are installing the loan app

Make sure you have fake phone contacts on the phone you are installing the loan app smiley

Please take that information seriously.
Don't keep your original contacts on that phone you are installing that loan app.
That's is the only way they can blackmail you.
A word is enough for the wise
Also make sure you have no photos of yourself or anyone close to you cause they read your gallery too and your messages, so you have to make sure the phone is filled with fake stuffs all through
Business › Re: Access Bank Wahala by MrBroke(m): 8:09pm On Nov 17, 2023
Tmex:
I dont think so.
I was able to log in so I thought it was all good. Omo e don go back again, I just tire. How many days dem wan use do their shit
Business › Re: Please What's Happening To Access Bank? by MrBroke(m): 8:07pm On Nov 17, 2023
Zonefree:
So, humans still dey use Access Bankhuh
Still one of the best banks only behind GTB.

But the number one na Opay.
Education › Re: Plateau Students Protest Against LGBTQ Bill (Video) by MrBroke(m): 8:02pm On Nov 17, 2023
If dem mistakenly sign this useless people dier bill to law, I go just japa go country way never sign am yet even if na Bukina Faso or Benin Republic i no care . I can't stand seeing a man kissing or doing shit with other man cause I go dey vomit everyday. This motherfvckers should be all jailed let them do dier anus and pussy robbing shit in jail
Health › Re: New Drug Prices In Nigeria by MrBroke(m): 7:56pm On Nov 17, 2023
plaindealer:
Drug prices increased above the inflation rate all over the world, but you don't think it should be increased in Nigeria.

Do you people really think Nigeria is above or immune to global inflation and price increases?

I bet you want the government to subsidize that too,,

Jokers,,
In Nigeria even if a natural disaster like tsunami was to happen, people would still blame the government grin
Properties › Re: Promiseland Estate Drags Sunrise Estate To Court, Demands N50bn In Damages by MrBroke(m): 7:39pm On Nov 17, 2023
NastiLord:
Clash of the Estates. A very good story line for Nollywood directors.
grin

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