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uniqueboi:
Naija guys really need to change their mentality abt straffing. When you straff finish you go tell your nigga say u don chop that girl, you don blow her, my guy go say him don bite. The thing weh u chop still dae in between her legs. You don pay money, do exercise, sweat, throway the fine children u suppose born remaining the imbeciles and militants. You go still get mouth say you don chop the girl Meanwhile na u dae lose after blazing her and paying her. I no dae say make you no feel free to straff as many girls as possible buh the matter na say if u look am critically na guys dae lose. Remember when you dae kneel down dae beg to straff the smelling cuntus? Ehen! And for the ladies any guy weh open mouth say him don fvck u tell am say na u fvck am. Cux u no lose. Your cuntus dae whr e dae waiting for a better nigga to cum 4 it.


Quote me and ur father dies.

why wouldnt a man share a good toto? you dey craze?! any man who is just fukcing a lady, should let other guys taste it too, why be selfish and try to keep a toto that you know you wont wife anyway? as God said:"do not forget to do good and to share with others, for with such sacrifices God is pleased."

mizzochocinco:
*Yawns* okay since we are talking about your AGEMATES at 30, how much Ikawe do you drink before having sex with a woman?

i do feel sorry for any man who needs to drink OR eat anything in order to get in the mood for sex.... i guess we come from different world, i just need the right woman and the right state of mind to be in the mood for sex. the day you need anything to get in the mood for good sex then that is the day sex is no more pleasurable but a stressful burden.

Can you give use more advice on how women should handles your expired goods uncle? and im being very genuine

i can understand that you feel hurt by my words but you dont need to be...... as for my "expired" goods, you should know that men can be sexually active (without the need for any BS drinks,pills etc) up till their late 90s. dont hate the players, hate the game!

Talk about pot calling kettle black.

i am a MAN talking about WOMEN, how can you remotely think we are the same?!?!?!?!??! lol!
i can feel that my words have hurt you in some ways, as you certainly take what i wrote personally, lol..... dont despair, i was not talking about you when i wrote what i did, even if it described you.

a simple reason would be that.... getting under that lady's skirt was the only reason why this gal was approached , and therefore when the aim has been achieved, there is no need for that gal any longer (especially if the sex was lame)

omarhlichanwa:
Dude! Try to get composed,some words u used are so dirty

i am sorry if i dont sugar coat stuff, but remember, this is just my humble opinion and how i simply see it, with these exact same words.

mizzochocinco:
it simply means you old tired asssss needs to sit down and keep quiet.

so, if i understand you correctly, a person who is NOT 30 cannot have an opinion of people who are 30?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

you are making no damn sense and i think you are the one who should keep quiet. let any person give their opinions on any subject on NL (whether it hurts your feelings or not) and each and everyone of us should decide whether they want to read/understand/believe it or not.

here is a simple clue for you: if i want to learn how to drive, i want to do so with someone who have EXTENDED experience in driving, and not someone who has never driven a damn car...... so when it comes to women, i equally would rather listen to an old 90yrs old playa than some 12yr old kid who has never kissed a female, but hey, to each their own!

mazeech:
She earlier lived with her possessive and jealous brother who did not let her socialize and so she never had a long term romantic relationship also. She made her living by selling homemade crafts and junk jewelry. This wasn't enough to rent a place and live.
Read more - https://www.mazech.com/former_miss_venezuela#.VWKZMJLy5Wg.facebook

then she chose to listen and follow her brother?! what happened to that brother when she started to live on the street?

12inches1:
@MrbrownJ after reading all that trash u wrote there I can conclude that you're a fo.ol. I hope you're not over 40 yet.

so i guess (making silly assumptions like you do), since you are older than young children, you cant say anything (or have an opinion) about them?!

is being a fo.ol against the law? again this is my opinion, and i fully understand if yours is different. i am 65yrs old, going 85.

Gynacologist:
my man...so d toto don slack finish ryt?

bro, never try to compare dick with toto....a toto that has been bleeped too often and NOT cared properly is just like a damn train tunnel.

mizzochocinco:
but arent you like over 35 and you are talking smack about people 5-8yrs younger than you

so i guess (making silly assumptions like you do), since you are older than young children, you cant say anything (or have an opinion) about them?!

to tell you the truth, i am 65yrs old, but what does that got to do with anything?! even when i will be 85yrs old, i could still have an OPINION, right?! or is that against the law from your side of town?!

Mcowubaba:
lol...u were so particular abt dia Privates....lol....na wa u ooo......hope u knw dis is nt applicable for all ladies...some over 30 yrs ladies r nt married bcuz the put a lot of effort into their career..i knw like 3 ladies who r very sucessful career wise, but with no viable partner....nd their privates r still intact!!

bro, remember this is just my own opinion... i know there may be some exceptions out there, but IMHO, the majority fall into what i wrote above, so you have to take all the PRECAUTIONS i stated above before settling with these women.

the ONLY problem here is that this lady had a law degree (seemingly intelligent) but couldnd find gainful employment.

btw: if she lived on the street for 15yrs, then you can be sure that A) her family didnt care about her and therefore may never show to recognize the body or B) she willingly opted to stay on the street (drug/alcohol addiction or prostitution can be the cause).

cowleg:
Okay guys, Since this month i have been adding random women from whatsapp, badoo, facebook, nairaland. Most at times they take as a jobless tout, If you see em forming and i dont care attitude ehh you go loose interest. Most times they wont reply or respond postively. What amuses me is that when ever they see my pics and learnt that i work in the health sector. Their manner of approch changes, then they become more interested in the game, calling and pestering me.

Nigerian gurls and their love for working class dudes to parasitise.

so bro, you expect random women to value you when you dont even value your own self?!
grow up and start living in the real world!

as i wrote once before, i will copy and paste it for you once again.......:

"although there is nothing "seemingly" wrong with a +30yr old single woman, the alarm bell will clearly ring in my mind, but that's just me....so here is how i will evaluate such person (this is just MBJ's views, pls dont get offended):

[b]- as much as a +30yr old would "seemingly" look great, we all know that the skin elasticity may have seen its fair share of cream etc, so before settling for such lady, a GOOD LOOK at her without make up is necessary in order to have a clear evaluation of the skin quality/elasticity. a poorly cared-for skin would mean that this gal would quickly look like an old hag, after a few months/yrs (check her mother without make up for CONFIRMATION).

- skin elasticity also means that her tittays would certainly sag quicker than a 20yr old (if they didnt sag already).....so a good look at her nekkid and standing IS A MUST. if her tittays already sag pass the belly button, then you already know what to do. pls dont get fooled by them gals with big tittays firmly locked in push up bras, this is one of the fallacy of the 20th century and just another trick used by our sistas out there, lol!

- if that girl is beautiful, then alarm bells will be ringing even louder, as you most definitely must ask yourself:"what is it about this beautiful gal that drives people away?" YES, there must be something within her that is driving all potential mates away, something so foul that men are willing to disregard her beauty...so thread carefully!

- then the idea of WHY she has never been able to meet the right person must also be considered. as much as many may be unlucky like that, there are equal chances that she may have the wrong attitude, the wrong goals in life, the wrong mindset, the wrong lifestyle, the wrong background/past, TOO DESPERATE etc. again, a thorough check must be done to get to the bottom of it all, and know exactly what it is.

- and then there is the issue of freshness of the toto, yep you heard me right FRESHNESS OF THE TOTO!!!!!
most single women meet about 5 different sex partner a yr (i am being generous), and since they start fukcing at about 19yrs old (and i am VERY generous once again), it means that such particular lady could have no less than 55 different men mounting her toto by the time she gets to 30yrs old. although there is nothing wrong with that, it means that this toto has seen its fair share of traffic, and as we all know that traffic mean heavy maintenance, that toto has long pass its sale by date. it may taste great, but chances are the elasticity and mechanic of that said coochie is close to giving up on you. a 20yr old coochie will get its elasticity back after a pregnancy (with the right exercises), for a 30yr old coochie it will be 3 times as hard.....[/b]

so looking at if from a life long investment's point of view, it is not a great move to go for such ladies, especially when we all know that you can get a fun, "easy go lucky", friendly young 20yr old coochie for the same hassle that you would get from most desperate 30yr old woman.

PS i am not even going to dwell on trying to educate or/and "reboot" the mind of that said +30yr old lady, and getting rid of all the "viruses" that have been implanted in her mind by her past r/ships. NO operating system/antivirus could handle such heavy duty work load!"

MBJ

....and that scooter's motor runs on what?! water?! bwaaaaaaaah! unless she pushes that scooter, she will have to bloody queue for fuel too!

as if dressing provocatively has anything to do with madness?! even if that lady was dressed like a nun, a Hot sicko would have raped her..... as if only provocatively dressed women get raped, NONSENSE!

i certainly can understand why the police would lie about what happened...... if the police say that they didnt pay the ransom to the kidnappers then the future would be kidnappers wont try this type of crime.....but, if you write all over the media that people actually get away with it, then many foolish desperate people will try their hand at that new sport called KIDNAPPING.

^^^yes every guy can be with an Asian gal if thats what they long for. dont need to be rich to get an asian younger woman, just head to any Asian country and you can pick as much as you desire.

that must be the 10th thread with this story.

these items have been here for yrs, here they are:

3 first one with natural hair looks different and nice...... nothing beats a gal rocking natural hair, however it may look!

7000 only?! i would have thought they were much more than that

Optional2:
my guy it was dark d pix r all dark u wont b able to see it. Dis r students nd college provost

so phones dont get flash no more in 9ja?! oooooooooooookay!

@OP
and when all this happened, not ONE person decided to take their phone out to take a photo, right?!
all this Harry Potter BS..... and people who believe it.

^^^^nah, this struggle only happen when you have ignorant broke aaass ungrateful selfish people in your family....whether rich or not.

some people are making it seem like cheating on a man would be any different than cheating on a woman.... cheating is cheating and he should be dropped as soon as you know they are unfaithful. what they do with their sorry lives afterwards is their silly business!

@OP
it teaches you that you shouldnt judge a book by its cover.

na , this one is definitely Bullshitwood!

kidnappers and organ salesman are looking for products, so go there and help them in their devilish business...... NONSENSE!!!!

did you apply for any job at that place to even REMOTELY think of going there?!

boobookitty:
Oga you are contradicting yourself oo
The husband could have been the one to discover naa
It was not stated who reported sha
But really,what did they arrest him for, it wasnt stated that it was rape
If it was, it should have been reported immediately
And i advice against abortion,regardless of the reason. My own opinion >:

you are now saying EXACTLY what i have been saying all along....... this story makes no damn sense.
if the lady reported it, then why did she wait until now to do so?
if the lady reported it only because she became pregnant then she should get a new brain
if the husband reported it, then this is not a crime and he should instead talk to his deluded wife and daughters.

as for abortion, i know many instances where it would be RIGHT to have an abortion, but to each their own.

all students in this course had to be nekkid, not just the women..... and they have done it for 11flipping yrs.
to each their own.

boobookitty:
Oga if you are choosing to be ignorant fine
But we were not told she reported it oh

pls, look into your crystal ball and tell us all who reported the crime then?! lol and if it was NOT the mother nor the daughters, then why didnt they report the crime THE DAY IT HAPPENED? then look further into your crystal ball to see who reported the crime then?

But really,Why wouldn't she complain when she's pregnant alongside her daughters

if they were NOT drugged and did it knowingly (providing the daughters are +18), then why complain?! if there was a crime then the complaint should have happened THE NEXT DAY, not 2 months later simply because they are all pregnant.

If not for the pregnancy,she for don continue in her adultrous act

so what you are saying is that this lady "and her daughters" WILLINGLY had sex with this criminal preacher, and all was well, but the day he impregnated all of them was the day they realised something was wrong?!?!?!?!?!?

Abeg It is not a crime oga if its not "rape"
It was consensual atleast from the story

BWAAAAAAAHHHH well if it is not rape (or a crime) then what is he arrested for?!

They should not kill innocent kids cause of their moronic atrocities
If they kill those children, it is murder and that's the "REAL CRIME"

so i guess they should bring unwanted (and possibly unloved) children to this world, abi?
if these ladies aint financially/emotionally and physically READy to care for these kids then they should NOT have them, and abortion is the ONLY solution here. The majority of Nigerians (and their BS juju nonsense) dont adopt children, so stop fooling yourself with adoption blablabla

steadyguy:
Why are you spending so much time and effort to defend bullshit?

why are you spending so much time trying to force people to live YOUR life?! be happy with your life and let others be happy with THEIRS.

If a young nigerian girl walk up to you and say she wants to get pregnant and that she can take care or the child by herself, you will cheer her on to do it?

stop trying to change the subject here...... Davido and his gf had a child out of wedlock, they are happy together and thats this is to it. here you are "assuming" that A) they are not together or B) that they wont lovingly raise that child.

70% of BLACK children in US are born out of WEDLUCK.

is single parenting a crime?!

Do you know the kind of chaos this is causing here in terms of crime, drop out rate in school, more teenage pregnancy cos most are raised by single moms, jails are over flowing, drug abuse, children growing up with so much hate for their parents cos they were not raising them as a unit?

nonsense of the highest order!!!! the chaos in the US has nothing to do with single parenting or blacks...... you should use your brain to realise that there are single parents ALL OVER THE WORLD and therefore such chaos shouldnt just happen in the US (if the reason was single parenting)
i understand that you would prefer that people get married but many dont ALL OVER THE WORLD and they have no problem with it. the problem in the US is much bigger than single parenting, and i suggest you wake up fast

You should be ashamed of yourself for even trying to make a case or support single parenting.

i will support single parenting because i have children and was never married to their mothers. we raised (raising) our kids properly while both being there. the fact that you are trying to portray unmarried people as irresponsible parents with children who are lacking is a farce. yeah "some" fathers are absent but some are just living in a different household and caring for their children, just like any other married man should. i also can tell you that MANY married parents are not even there to raise their kids, so stop making it seem like marriage is going to solve all the problems of this world. the important thing here is raising your child properly, and this has NOTHING to do with your parents being married or you living with your child. stop talking of what you obviously DONT know!

Beacause one Barack obama made it then it's ok? Do you have an idea of the millions of kids that victims of single parenting.?

are you insinuating that Barack Obama is the only black child from single parenting that ended up being successful in the US?! bwaaaaaaah, he is the greatest, but certainly not the only one. open your eyes instead of being blinded by nonsense.

SHAME ON YOU.

the shame should be on you who is quick to judge people just by a photo and claim BS online. you have been talking about single parenting the whole discussion while these two people are happily enjoying their newborn child. people like you are dangerous because you have a one sided minded, and you wouldnt see otherwise even if the proof would slap you in the face. what is the point of having a brain if you cant even use it?!