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HealthRe: Ugochukwu Okpani Allegedly Committed Suicide By Ijeoma Chinonyerem (Photos) by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:50pm On May 26, 2023
must have been suffering from some depression etc
RomanceRe: You Come Home And Catch Your Wife/Girlfriend Reading This by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:47pm On May 26, 2023
i would believe the book really is about....HOW TO KILL MEN WITH SEX...and get away with it!
FamilyRe: My Wife Left The House Because I Confronted Her Mother by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:44pm On May 26, 2023
you should have done that the FIRST time the mother interfered in your family matters...11yrs of letting her mother believe she was in charge, is way too long and now a waste of energy to try to correct it.
RomanceRe: Places Men Neglect In A Woman's Body. by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:23pm On May 26, 2023
advanceDNA:
U were not here before biblical times...u dont know practices existed behind close doors
if the bible talks against having sex with animals then it means people indulged in it back then
if the bible talks against having 0rgies is because some people back then were into these sexual practices.

I beg to differ that satisfaction is hard for a gender that u will have to go to the extreme to satifty them ... pple have just messed up their sexual life and developed weird sexual desires..
the fact that you believe that we are all wired the same (when it comes to sexual satisfaction) while in other fields you dont mind the differences in people. some people like a certain type of food while others dont, same with music, same with the way we dress, same with what we like to do for fun etc..we are all different in ALL aspects of life, why is it so difficult to understand that people can be different sexually too?

Lile i said...how do u satisfy a woman that has been engaging in threesomé when single after u marry her??
you FIRST have to understand WHY she engaged in 3sum while single... as many women solely do it to either satisfy their partner (who want 2 girls and not have an extra dude fukcing his girl); to fit into a certain group; for money; for clout; for work OR for pleasure...

SECOND, if your woman is into 3sums for PLEASURE then you can either..
A) get rid of her and find someone who has the same sexual fantasies as you do
B) ignore her deviant sexual fantasies and hope that she never gets the chance to fulfil her fantasy (aka that she becomes sexually miserable for the rest of her natural life)
C) you can bring toys to your bedroom and use it to penetrate her (in the back) while you fukc her from the front.
D) you can become a sw1nger and have 3sums and 4sums with other couples, in a safe/sane environment
E) you can have an open marriage, where you allow wifey to go and fulfill her fantasies that you are not willing/able to fulfill with her, while you do the same with your own deviant fantasies that she is not willing/able to fulfill.
LiteratureRe: Is There Anywhere I Can Download Paid Books For Free? by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:05pm On May 26, 2023
of course.... FILEPURSUIT (dotcom)...if they dont have it then its not available anywhere on the internet for free.
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CrimeRe: Three Siblings Found Dead Inside Landlord’s Car In Lagos (photo) by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:58pm On May 26, 2023
waistbead:
The four of them entered the SUV through the door and pressed the central lock button...The play took the four kids into the boot of the car,as blessing was feeling hot ,she came out from the the boots and sat on the passenger seat and left her siblings in the booth to suffocate to death..
oh...so blessing was still inside the locked car when they found them? but, you mean to say that they were playing in the front til the play-play took them to the booth and then couldnt get out from that same booth to the passenger seat?!

your above explanation makes very little sense, especially when the post stated the below:

No one, he added, could explain why Blessing, the oldest, didn't get in the car and didn't call for help when she saw the situation her cousins had been trapped inside the car.
RomanceRe: Places Men Neglect In A Woman's Body. by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:50pm On May 26, 2023
advanceDNA:
I keep hearing this so many men dont know how to satisfy...as women know anything..... many times its just that pple just developed extreme and weird fantasies their partners cant meet up with...thanks to 21st century pornográphy

Imagine girls engagig in 3some with two other guys when single......imagine girls engaging in sex with drugs....who will satisfy that one when married.....??

...my point, is satisfaction is not hard ......it shouldnt gett to thw extreme ...thats why pple die there these days
let us remember that these deviant sexual practices have been here since BIBLICAL days, ... aka people having sex with animals and/or people having 0rgies etc. this is a sexual practice that we CANNOT blame on today's society. isnt it in the bible that the below passage was written:
Exodus 22:19 “Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal is to be put to death.
Galatians 5:21 and envy; drunkenness, 0rgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God.

so its obvious from the above bible verses that already back then they had sex with animals and indulged in 0rgies....so let us focus on what the REAL PROBLEM is...aka thanks to the internet, social media etc, the issue of going down on your woman, 0rgies, zoophilia etc (that has always been practiced) came to light. stop blaming p0rn for that. you think men didnt go down on women in Biblical days? you think men didnt lick women feet in biblical days? you think men didnt have sex with donkeys in biblical days? you think there was no pedos/homos in Biblical days?

the reason why most of these women easily get married is because they can easily hide that they are into 0rgies and/or that they like to be mounted by dogs/donkeys, and therefore.....they get married to a man who mount her missionary style all her life, while she fantasizes about him being a dog/donkey.

satisfaction for men is indeed easy, but thats not the same for women... ask around and you will realize that the majority of African women dont even know what an orgasm is. they only heard about it in fables (lol) and by watching p0rn.
TravelRe: Nigeria Air Is Rented - David Hundeyin by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:29pm On May 26, 2023
EDUCATE YOURSELF ON THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY!!!!
unless you are a top company like Air France, Emirates etc, most new/small airlines company's aircraft are rented and/or bought (on credit) from failing airlines or from airlines that want to upgrade their fleet.

you think AIR PEACE own their planes....? they mostly got their planes from a Latvian CHARTER company called Smartlynx. Smartlynx own their planes not Air Peace.
RomanceRe: Places Men Neglect In A Woman's Body. by MrBrownJay1(m):
advanceDNA:
Bros ...Women no hard to satisfy oooo...All these things na over do.....women dont even bother to do all these things to you...anyways, na una sabi ooo...
sadly, many women in Africa are not COMFORTABLE/OPEN enough to tell their partner that they desire sexual practices that could be viewed as "deviant" by African society....but here is a simple clue: MAJORITY of women want a man to go down on them and get them in the right mood before sex, while the majority of African brothas are against going down on women.
FURTHERMORE a lot of brothas believe that fucking a woman as hard as you can is the way to satisfy ALL women, simply because they foolishly believe that a woman screaming in PAIN is the same as a woman moaning in PLEASURE.
no wonder majority of African sistas have never had an orgasm through penetration by a man.

now, someday why dont you get comfortable and cozy with your woman, have a glass of wine together and thereafter start open up and have a genuine discussion about sexual satisfaction....and tell her the following words:" i have always wanted to try going down on you but i feel you are not into it...." AND/OR simply ask her:"what do i do in the bedroom that you would like me to do differently?" and see how you will learn a lot about what your woman desires IF YOU LET HER BE HERSELF!

so many men out there dont know (or dont care) how to satisfy their women....simply because they are selfish lovers. so long as they cuum, its all great sex to them.
FashionRe: Busty Well Dressed Nigerians Girls On Twitter(no Oloshos Included) Photos!!! by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:00pm On May 26, 2023
kehindemejii:
What type of big breast lover are you ? You dated a girl, was toasting her , buying her food, taking her out and you never knew what her breasts would look like when naked ? Dude we breast Lovers calculate what a woman's breasts would look like when she is fully clothed. We look at how they bounce, we look at her breasts through her clothing and when she takes off her clothes we are amazed that they are better than what we had imagined. It's like buying a football player for 20m oyinbo makes calculation. You're the first man to be dissappointed at a woman breasts he has spent time, lies, pretence and money on. The girl is not to be blamed. You bought fufu at computer village .
sadly as they say, OJUKOKORO got me... i didnt know better at the time and i foolishly believed that the bigger the tittays were, the better.... and she did look fantastic when the bra was on.
CrimeRe: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:57pm On May 26, 2023
bigiyaro:
maybe you should ask a doctor the damages a big p.eni.s can do to a 10 year old girl's vi.gina/urterus
should we disregard the emotional damage that a 17yr old girl raping a 10yr old boy, would do that innocent child?!?!
RomanceRe: Places Men Neglect In A Woman's Body. by MrBrownJay1(m):
advanceDNA:
I do know what?? Bros I dont know anything about sticking people feet in my mouth....na the whole feet dey enter dirty shoe wey dey smell....

.how u pple lick vagina and anus where they shít from still shock me
....now na feet....
Everybody should hustle their pleasure abeg... if he don reach make i dey lick women feet before she can enjoy sex ....abeg she should come and be going
as much as there is a huge difference between sucking feet/vagina and sucking anus (aka blasphemy IMHO), you have to understand that there are many ways to pleasure women.... and it could be good or bad, depending on who you are talking to. some women would like for nothing more than missionary for 2 mins to get to the promise land, while others would need more "complicated" ways to get them off. your job as a man is to find out what you need to do to give ULTIMATE PLEASURE to your woman.... and if what she needs is against your religious/sexual beliefs then so be it, you can get rid of her or do only what you desire with her..... but remember that your woman would be "technically" lacking every time you mount her.

my question is must everything be done just because it is physically doable... someone posted yesterday on nairaland he would pay 30k to eat a woman's shit.... iránú...u seff dey do that one??
there are so many different people out here with sick devious sexual fantasies... and as i always say; TO EACH THEIR OWN MISERY (so long as it aint against the law)! some men pay hard cash to watch women being fukced by dogs; some women get turned on by being fukced by dogs/donkeys/horses etc; some men get turned on by shitting in women's mouth, WHILE some women get turned on by eating shiiit and drinking urine (havent you seen " 2 GIRLS 1 CUP?); some demonic people are turned on by having sex with children; some women want to be fukced by dozens of men at the same time etc etc

as human beings, we each know what turns us on, and as much as we are all sexually different, so long as people dont force you to do what you are not willing to do in the bedroom (like licking feet), then so be it. IMHO it is only a problem when people wanna force you to do what you are not ready/willing to do in the bedroom.
FamilyRe: I Am Not Getting Attracted To Her Sexually by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:37pm On May 26, 2023
Harrynight:
Lol
They will easily tell you to go ahead and look for other ways to satisfy yourself that they don't care,
Later they will use it against you for cheating on them
When it becomes an issue no body will care whether she deny you sex they will focus on the fact that you've been cheating...
Fear women!
thats very true...until you bring home WIFE #2.

charlypoker:
Other ways like?
like...
- a GF.... and dont be afraid to flaunt her everywhere you go, even to your wife.
- POLYGAMY.... if a wife is not willing to fulfill her marital duties then get a 2nd wife who will. competition has a way of making your lazy wife suddenly get her shiiit together.

Psoul:
That guy should go out more and hustle more. Ya jee chuba ego. He should go and hustle for money and this will make the woman to always be wet. Lack of money makes kpekus get dry.
are you claiming that this woman's problem is MONEY?!?!?! BWAAAAAAAAH! so money is gonna make this woman act right in the bedroom?! how exactly? are you claiming this man should PAY for his wife to act like A WIFE SHOULD?!?!?!?!?!

IamtheTruth1:
Two times in a month is high libido ? I do not understand. The sex Na festival way suppose happen once a year?
two times a month is definitely not enough for OP....

Xammie001:
BRO you should know the wife is bitter or angry about something for her to be behaving this way,Telling her will cause more harm than good sir
yes more HARM to wifey, and more GOOD to husband.

thuxzwda1:
Never discuss this with your wife grin
so this dude should suffer in silence...or go cheat like a rat in the dead of night?! hell no... tell your wife what time it is and move accordingly if she doesnt want to change her ways. this is just a matter of sexual incompatibility (or someone else is shining her congo)
RomanceRe: Lightskin Females Or Dakskin Females? by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:13pm On May 26, 2023
as you are the only one that made any sense on this thread, let me (by all means) answer you...

yrhuhfy113:
FIRST WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF DATING..... for beauty OR for marriage fulfillment?
the purpose of dating is to DISCOVER someone, and as you discover them, you will decide whether you want them for a A) sexual relief position, B) temporary GF position or C) future wife position.
not all 1st date lead to the same outcome...

No one goes to the boutique to buy clothes ONLY by color.... or designer label.... SIZE MATTERS.
we all have preferences in life, and there is nothing wrong with that.... the problem is when a man believes that ALL women who have a certain skin color, are better than others (regardless of their character).

so also DARK or LIGHTSKINNED is useless if CHARACTER IS MISSING.
again, as i stated in my 1st reply, if you are looking for the above type B or C woman then her character matters, but to all the men who are solely looking for type A then their character and/or skin color is irrelevant

It is character that makes a HUMAN FALL IN LOVE. and you can not measure it. So pls consider that.... WE CHOOSE VALUE irrespective of what CONTAINER or APPEARANCE IT COMES IN.
let us stop lying to our own selves.....as much as character is important, PHYSICAL ATTRACTION is also very important, as this is the 1st thing that will attract you to someone (not character). so you need the right amount of physical attraction, aka whatever physical preferences you have in women, to give you the 1st buzz to even want to get closer to someone and find out if she has the right character to be a gf/wife. nobody sees a hideous fugly disgusting woman and says:" oh let me approach her and see if she has the right character to become my future gf/wife"
RomanceRe: Places Men Neglect In A Woman's Body. by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:00pm On May 26, 2023
advanceDNA:
Una don leave anus...na feet wey dem dey use waka for ground una dey suck....
But wait....shey dem swear for una niiii? How una dey invent all these weird practice? Dey shook person feet inside ur mouth
you do know that you dont have to suck the soil of the foot to bring pleasure to a woman, right?
here below, everything you see on the picture doesnt touch the ground yet can bring immense pleasure to "some" women....

RomanceRe: Meetings by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:54pm On May 26, 2023
Forrkke:
We're in the same city in fact.
So I should carry yam and bread.
I don't own a car. Would it make sense to go their in a taxi, so as to carry these things?
no carry the yam on your head na, lol!

bro you worry way too much about something so simple.... get one of your family member and go there to make your intentions known to them, then take it from there.
CelebritiesRe: ‘i Am All Over In Pain But I Have A Goal’ – Tonto Dikeh Writes As She Trains.... by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:51pm On May 26, 2023
she finally understands that HEALTH IS WEALTH!!!!
CrimeRe: Three Siblings Found Dead Inside Landlord’s Car In Lagos (photo) by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:49pm On May 26, 2023
this story is very sad....why didnt blessing say something while these kids were locked inside....?! fear of what exactly? so she didnt see that they were locked and couldnt get out?! and why attack the car owner sef?
CrimeRe: 40 Crocodiles Kill Farmer, Rip Body Apart In Cambodia (photos) by MrBrownJay1(m):
finallybusy:
I’m shocked they devoured their breeder. Normally, one can walk into a spacious enclosure while holding food and nothing will happen. Sha, wild animals — something will eventually occur. One should always stay alert. His children will inherit the farm. Rest In Peace.
shocked because they devoured him...why would you be shocked? these are not tamed animals, these are just wild animals that he was keeping encaged and alive by feeding them some chicken here and there....the minute he fell, they pounced on him and devoured him, which is what any normal wild animal would do....and on top of that, he tried to mess with a croc and its eggs, which everyone knows crocs are very dangerous around the area where they lay their eggs.

too many people think they can turn a wild animal like a lion into a sheep/pet, while they fail to realize that, the instinct of a lion would ALWAYS be that of a lion, thus why so many people who raised lion for years get attacked/killed by that same lion (case in point: zoo keeper Swane Van Wyke in South Africa). these are wild animals, and we should NEVER forget it.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Shed Tears As Davido, Timaya, Kcee Performs At Tinubu Inuaguaration by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:08pm On May 26, 2023
forget politic, now MONEY TALKS AND BS WALKS....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pastor Arrested For Raping Woman In Lagos While Speaking In Tongues by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:06pm On May 26, 2023
serial HOLY RAPIST IN ROBE

BTW LA click LA bend like crayfish
CrimeRe: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:13pm On May 24, 2023
ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
she's still a teenager 17. So the punishment is minor
you do know that in the US, even a 12yr old can be tried as an adult, depending on the severity of the crime, right?
RomanceRe: My Type Of Girlfriend by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:41pm On May 24, 2023
better wake up quick as the above is not only a selfish evil plot to have, but also A NIGHTMARE for the poor girl.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Use S3x Toys To Satisfy Myself – Fantana by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:37pm On May 24, 2023
CLAP FOR YOURSELF!!!
but always remember, sex t0ys are just a substitute for sex until you get proper high quality anaconda blessings, and certainly not a REPLACEMENT!!!

BTW LA click LA bendel state!
RomanceRe: Why Do Married Men Cheat On Their Wives Instead Of Leaving Them? by MrBrownJay1(m):
you need to understand "some" men before remotely trying to solve this issue:

- some yeye people out there desperately got married to yeye donkeys they dont desire, but they need to stay married to fit with the Joneses... and pretend to be happily married (while they are in fact sexually miserable). cheating solve their sexual problem.
- some married men have NO RESPECT for their wife and see no problem in cheating on her.
- some married men would rather go and satisfy their sexual urges (outside marriage) than to divorce the mother of their children... (who is gonna cook, raise the kids and clean the house if he divorces wifey?)

- some married men love their wives even thou they are no longer sexually attracted to the baby whale that wifey turned into (after childbirth)
- some married women turned into real demons after marriage (aka showing their true character), and even thou their husband hate their wives and are against divorce, they aint against going outside marriage to fulfill their sexual desires.
- who will reimburse the bride price if this man divorces his wife?! isnt it much better to go find sexual happiness outside marriage and manage the wifey at home (as cooking/cleaning assistant)?


BTW cheating (to these men) is like having a snack on the way home to have dinner. no big deal!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady Lists The Names Of Over 40 Guys Who Have Knacked Her, Check Yours (video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:19pm On May 24, 2023
whose daughter (of Jezebel) is this? come see your yeye pikin o!

BTW LA click LA bendel state!
FamilyRe: I Am Not Getting Attracted To Her Sexually by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:17pm On May 24, 2023
as much as your wife is denying you sex, it doesnt mean you should go without it altogether. talk to her and let her know that:"due to your high libido and her constant excuses and denying you of sex, you will be looking for other ways to satisfy yourself sexually....EOD!"
RomanceRe: Only Urhobo Men Can do this by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:55pm On May 24, 2023
FAKE NEWS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
CrimeRe: Nigerian Executed In Singapore For Drug Trafficking by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:39pm On May 24, 2023
bestman09:
These Asians are very wicked and heartless. Ordinary weed o!
wicked how? its THEIR country, THEIR laws....who are we to dictate what other countries should do in their own countries. weed is legal in many country around the world, bt it aint in many Asian/gulf countries. if you knowingly want to traffic illegal drugs to these countries, you should face the penalty!
PoliticsRe: See The Igbo Man Who Defended Jappa Nigerians Infront of UK Media by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:21pm On May 24, 2023
so they actually believe that the UK gov didnt know about this loophole (before this dude said what he said on TV)?!?!? BWAAAAH!

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