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family of four with a 30k monthly salary on a 250K yearly rent!??!!?!?

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CuriousStudent:
Lol.
What is the difference between scenario one and two?
Both excuses end with fear of rejection.
Regardless I will not tolerate such deceit

true, but one is out of a DECEITFUL mindset from the get go, while the other is out of a FEARFUL mindset... thus why whats important is how i found out. the fearful one would possibly be honest and tell me eventually while the deceitful one, i would have to find out on my own.

the boy 1st lied that someone had got into the house and killed his mother/sister, before changing his story and told the truth.... sadly, thats what happens when you put immature chidren in contact with firearms....especially the ones who spend all day playing video games.

it all depends on A) how i found out and B) what her explanation would be...

i will 1st ask her why she didnt tell me before, and wait for her answer.... if her answer starts with:"i didnt want you to know before because....bla bla bla" i will divorce this deceitful woman on the spot. if her answer starts with:" i was afraid to tell you because" then i will listen to what she has to say.

Wodu89:
Here's the answer. It's called a matrix. And it's designed to keep perpetrators in a complex, perpetual, cyclical maze that they never get out of till death

exactly...if everyone would get rich from being gov employees then who would work for these gov? the world would collapse!

Oluromantic:
Oga. I'm not fooling myself. Learn to pass insult-free opinions. All the comments from the top were fun except yours. You come use your over-sensitve nature type insult join comment. Shuu! That they don't have orgasm is different from physiological strength and fertility. I didn't mention anything about anaconda. Psyco-emotional factors and socio-cultural factors are two different things. Make your points short, concise and fun next time. Cheers!

accept my apologies if my post sounded insultive, as it wasnt meant to be.... it was meant to open minds about our brothas lacking in the bedroom. a good sexual lover's job is to pleasure fully its sexual partner. an orgasm is one of the tool that would be used to decide whether a woman reached the promise land or not (aka job well done)...thus if women are lacking in this dept then chances are that their men are not doing a great job.

dont kill the messenger!

- change in character
- behaviour/mood change
- change in class/grades
- starts to be disrespectful to people around him
- change of life pattern (dont do the same things he/she used to do)
- becomes secretive

best way to fix that is too get more involve in your child's life, stay on top of his/her affairs, comfront any bad behaviour head on, discipline such bad behaviour strongly, if the brainwash is too strong just remove him/her from that environment and relocate that child far away from said area.

BTW if the bad behaviour is from your teenage child who fell in "love", you are OYO!,

Oluromantic:
By nature, Africans are stronger and fertile than caucasians

keep fooling yourself with the above falsehood.... as much as blacks have a tendency of having bigger anacondas, this has absolutely nothing to do with being BETTER in bed nor more FERTILE than other races....

sadly, as much as i am sure an African would win the above hands down, if you'd look/ask around you, you will realize that majority of African women have never had an orgasm through sex from men.... because a great deal of brothas dont know how to satisfy African women. think about the following:
- many brothas foolishly believe that the harder you fukc someone the better it is (while it is only right for "some" women), thus subsequently...
- many brothas foolishly mistake a woman screaming in pain with a woman moaning in pleasure.
- many brothas are not open minded enough and too selfish to focus about pleasuring women....(here is a clue: if you cant go down and munch on a woman's toto, chances are she wont get very far sexually)

lots of insane people roaming freely in Nigeria... then someone tomorrow will come feed us yeye nonsense about mothers, such as:" a mother's love for her child bla bla bla"

110% the winner will be from one poor destitute country in Africa... each and every competition. this is one field where Africans and/or poor people with ample time on their hands excel at...

i know a few NLers who will scream like a bitch on her period when he signs in Saudi Arabia.... where are they sef, changing their menstrual pads?!

the world is designed to make you SURVIVE as a gov employee, not to get rich from it.

who knows?
- could be his girlfriend
- could be kids playing truth/dare game
- could be high on some potent stuff
- could be the neighborhood toto

i disagree.....many simps out there give gifts under FALSE PRETENSE, then if thats the case, the gift should be collected back.

defnition of a simp's FALSE PRETENSE:
- he gave it to you because you said you loved him but you didnt care about the mumu.
- he helped you because you told him he was your one and only, but come to find out, you had a few of these simpleton on speed dial.
- he gave you these gifts thinking it would buy your care/affection towards the mumu, but you kept treating him like dirt, even after receiving these gifts
- he gave you these gifts to buy your love, not knowing your heart belongs to some dude who probably treat you like garbage

abeg rephrase that to....PICTURE OF PREGNANT WOMAN PRETENDING TO BE A MAN!

ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!
this has nothing to do with their fans and all to do with WHO THEY ARE! the majority are nobodies with no skills, that were probably broke before they entered that house. now show don finish and these nobodies went right back to the life they had before entering that show. the problem is that many of them suddenly get an endorsment or two, and now think that they are celebrities, and therefore want to live a fake yeyebrity lifestyle.... thus why 99% of them go right back to BEING BROKE!!!!

these sharks loan companies need to rethink their strategy because harassing someone til they decide to kill themselves is not the solution (who will now repay them if/when the person is dead?)

...but then again, people should also be careful about borrowing money from these yeye unscrupulous companies.

if she used her brain, she would know that it takes up to 12weeks for Guiness to confirm a record....as they have about 1000 of such feat per week.

LittleBigDick:
I finally got a $75k a year job
My family told me to find a GF that works a white collar job who can be a wife
TFW my current GF works at a hair salon and they said this in front of her

so to them, she was good enough when you had a lower job (or was jobless), but now that you got a $75k job, she aint good enough? what kind of yeye state of mind is this?

what YOU should do is open your mind and decide if that woman has the right character, the right foundations, especially if she has been there with you from day one, supported you from day one and didnt play yeye games with you....if she did then ask yourself this simple question:"why get rid of something good (aka her) now when she has shown great character, to now be with someone who might not have what your woman has and who would possibly only be attracted to your newly found fortune"?!

Sirchiboy:
.I cant believe my eyes
My son you called me olodo

we have to call you for what you are....at 40yrs old.

with some yeye institutions, you just have to act more mad than them (as this above man is proving)

when they advised you to spend a little more and buy the original shoe rack, you were making mouth, no? now you got the "eko o ni baje" shoe rack upgrade, you are still complaining. you people are never happy!

Sirchiboy:
..My son you called me olodo

of course you are an OLODO!!! who else but an olodo would come to NL, create multiple accounts, then telling us yeye sob stories (for cheap handouts), thinking that we were foolish enough to believe your nonsense?!

Sirchiboy:
.Do you know that I am old enough to be your dad

there is no age/elders for foolish people coming to NL writing deluded nonsense sob stories (for yeye handouts wasted on bet9ja) and getting busted for their nonsense!

you should thanlk me for bringing some sense into your life... OLODO!!!

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nice comedy skit.... but then again, if this really happened, what would/should you have done (if not sit back and watch them fight it out)?

HacheNoire:
If she doesn’t need it, then she has a right to do anything she wants.
I was just looking from the business side.

i really believe she doesnt care about the western opinion, as she most probably fully well knew the setback she would get from talking about cooking dog meat and/or the lost of customer she would get from such stunt.

she might lose some endorsements in NIgeria, but i doubt this woman needs any or is even struggling in Nigeria.

Sirchiboy:
Hi

YEYE PEOPLE WITH THEIR FAKE STORIES... why did you delete your yeye post?!?!? we are busting people like you on NL since forever....come back and feed us some more yeye nonsense stories na!!!!

1Sharon:
Was already a hit back in the days.
But I miss originality. This over-sampling is getting out of hand.

that sampling format got him his biggest hit til date (with last last and Tony Braxton sample), thus i would understand why they would want to copy that format.

is it that easy....just order baby, as if you were on Jumia, and some yeye woman would accept this nonsense?!

its called SURROGACY, and any surrogate woman having a baby for you will want to be heavily compensated for that. last time i checked, it costs no less than 2M naira + expenses in Nigeria!

what you need to write IS: I NEED A SURROGATE MOTHER TO GIVE ME A CHILD...