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Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience Working In A Nigerian Startup by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:17pm On May 31, 2023
INDUSTRIALFAN:
I have no more words for you. I see no reason I want to trade them with you. Like I said, believe what you will. Sharing my apartment was a wise way for me to further cut down on my expenses and maximize whatever I choose to save. It is just £550 out of my monthly pay of 2,500 for the entire apartment and you think I can’t comfortably afford it if I wanted to when my entire expense for the month is not up to 1k? Haba chief . You mention you have lived in the uk like that qualifies you to know what living costs are like everywhere in the UK. Aberdeen incase you didn’t know is on of the cheapest places to live. Maybe na your extravagant uncalculated lifestyle make you run go back Nigeria sha. What do I know? Enjoy.
again, your are quick to compare arrant nonsense 2k Benz in the UK, while claiming that you live a better life with 2.5K monthly...... yet a person in Nigeria earning 230K will be able to take care of a family of 4, with PRIVATE MAID, PRIVATE CHEF, PRIVATE CLEANER and PRIVATE DRIVER. can you afford that in your "better" UK life? all you yeye people writing nonsense online need a REALITY CHECK!

STOP TRYING TO COMPARE NONSENSE!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience Working In A Nigerian Startup by MrBrownJay1(m):
INDUSTRIALFAN:
what ever you want to believe by all means do.
remember, some of us have lived in the UK, some of us know the prices of housing/bills/transport/gas/food/clothing/entertainment etc in the UK....and as much as you can get by in the UK on 2.5k monthly, lying to us that you can provide a better lifestyle than someone earning 230k in Nigeria, is the JOKE OF THE DAY!!!! you cant even afford your own apt, and have to share with someone, yet wanna claim that you live better than someone earning 230k in Nigeria?!?

see, on 230K monthly, a Nigerian can take care of a whole family of 4....he can get his OWN apt (not shared o), his OWN maid, his OWN cook, his own cleaner, his own driver, he can eat out everyday if he wishes to do so.... ALL OUT OF 230k monthly and still have saving at the end of the month... can you do the same with your 2.5k monthly in the UK?! stop trying to compare nonsense and feed unknown people nonsense. a person on 230K monthly in Nigeria lives a life 100 times better than yours in the UK, because life in Nigeria is CHEAPER, duh! (forget 2k Benz that you yourself cant afford, abeg). is it not the same coke bottle that cost 100Nairas in Nigeria that will cost no less than the equivalent of 500Nairas in the UK?!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Porn Star Buys 2million Naira Sex Dolls (pictures) by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:38pm On May 30, 2023
TheSuperX:
Atleast the Doll no go dey bill am every minutes.. 😂😂
thats because he was billed in advamce (at 2M Nairas) for future nuts....
RomanceRe: Nigerian Porn Star Buys 2million Naira Sex Dolls (pictures) by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:37pm On May 30, 2023
Zonefree:
Kpekus in streets of Lagos is 1k per nut.
2,000,000M / 1k = 2000 nuts
2000nuts / 365 days = 5.4 years.

With 2 million, I'll nut Lagos girl every day for 5 years and approximately 5 months. That's a fair deal.
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RomanceRe: Nigerian Porn Star Buys 2million Naira Sex Dolls (pictures) by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:14pm On May 30, 2023
lol, that above babe doll toto no even warm sef.... return it sharp sharp!

even financial wise, it doesnt make sense. 2m Nairas, divide that by the price of toto in the streets of lagos (aka 2-3k)....thats 666 times you will mount warm/real toto before you can make that doll a good investment. RETURN IT O, ELON MUSK LIED TO Y'ALL, LOL!!!!
FamilyRe: WHY Do Potential Couples Do This? by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:55pm On May 30, 2023
Saintmary:
So, you are finally agreeing that there are many donkeys among Nigerian men.
you must have me confused with some other NLers...

Goodlady:
The donkey you mentioned are males. Very hilarious the way you described yourself and others with 3 legs. And it's men that marry late the most, not to make fun of you guys cos I won't lie, life no easy.
the problem here is not the donkeys, the real problem are women who are seeking for "creme de la creme" type of men but due to desperation settle for yeye men who aint remotely their spec.... aka sistas who were seeking for a caring/faithful/trustworthy tall, sexy, fit, rich man to marry but ended up (out of esperation) marrying an abusive/disrespectful/unfaithful short pot bellied ugly broke brotha.
CelebritiesRe: Iya Gbonkan Begs Fans For Car by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:55pm On May 30, 2023
alphabbey1:
If she gets sick and need 20m for surgery, gofundme will be opened for her and the money will be raised in no time.
if people who are making millions shooting movies are RECKLESSLY wasting their salary, then it is not the job of common people (earning minimum salary) to bail them out, if/when they get sick. let her go and ask her CHILDREN/FAMILY for bail out money OR for a car for that matter!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience Working In A Nigerian Startup by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:51pm On May 30, 2023
INDUSTRIALFAN:
YES I CAN. Even better.
lying on faceless forum is the reason why we will never go anywhere in this discussion....but hey, by all means, continue believing that you have a better life with 2.5k in the UK than your 230K in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:16am On May 30, 2023
crood:
My wife falls asleep almost as soon as we've finished having sex. I'm not saying I want to stay up for hours talking afterwards, but I would like to spend a few minutes cuddling. Should I tell her it bothers me?
thats exactly what most women would complain about men (after sex)...lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Returns From Work Only To Find Daughter In Wrapper With 2 Boys In The House by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:58am On May 30, 2023
the video is even funnier...he gave her exactly whats he needed (to reset her brain):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KGVPjoqSu8
CelebritiesRe: Iya Gbonkan Begs Fans For Car by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:41pm On May 29, 2023
OdefaGirl:
You don't know that there are levels within these actors?
Some of these actors are highly underpaid, they just keep doing that because that is where they found themselves.
true, but whatever actor level she is on, its 100times better than most Nigerians working a 9 to 5.... but better yet, if thats the case, why stop at a car, why not ask for a house too? or a private jet so she can go to fancy places in style?!

it doesnt matter how many people are fan of hers, this is a WRONG STATE OF MIND. people should accept the type of life they have built for themselves and should stop thinking that begging total stranger to attain what you dont deserve, is the way to go in life.
if you wanna dash FREE money to people, then go help the millions of Nigerians who cant even get 3 square meals per day, rather than the above.
SportsRe: Alot Of People Will Be Going On A Break From Betting After The End Of Major Leag by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:05pm On May 29, 2023
an ADDICT will find a way as there are plenty of leagues to bet on during the break.....MLS, Japan league, Chinese league, Australian/new Zealand league, Norwegian league etc
CelebritiesRe: Iya Gbonkan Begs Fans For Car by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:56pm On May 29, 2023
i do feel sorry for Nigerians and their lazy entitled yeye state of mind... so in your yeye mind, someone who is making millions from shooting movies should beg (THE VERY PEOPLE THAT SHE SHOULD BE HELPING) to dash her a car?! wat kind of nonsense mindset is this?!

tomorrow Dangote will ask us to give him money to open refinery, abi?!
Foreign AffairsRe: Zelensky Video During Campaign Says Crimea & East Ukraine Wants To Speak Russia by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:25pm On May 29, 2023
is that not what happens to everyone during election....? aka saying/promising whatever arrant nonsense that they cant deliver.
RomanceRe: A Woman In Her 30s Getting A Vaginal Tightening Surgery by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:19pm On May 29, 2023
***spit on floor***
CelebritiesRe: Iya Gbonkan Begs Fans For Car by MrBrownJay1(m):
oluxy:
I would not wish you to get to her age before you get a car or something you need in life.
Well, let it be for you what you wish and thought for others is not a prayer Neither a curse but it's natural.
when this lady is making all these movies and earning proper money, she doesnt think it is necessary to use her own money to buy a car.... but now she wants total strangers with a 9 to 5 job to buy her a car? the above makes NO DAMN SENSE!!!!

Octopusssy:
Public transportation in Lagos is quite hectic
true, thus since she knows that, next time she gets paid for a role, she should buy herself a damn car. this online begging total strangers nonsense mentality GOTTA GO!!!!

see all the yeye ignoramus who actually think this is right, because she is asking her fans, lol!
RomanceRe: “it Is Not Easy To Have 2 Girlfriends” – Nigerian Man Flaunts His Women by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:20pm On May 29, 2023
i dont understand again.....if polygamy is allowed in Nigeria, why would people look down on the above?! its not like these women are complaining, is it?

TO EACH THEIR OWN!
FoodRe: Food Recipes Breakfast: 20 Quick And Easy Breakfast Ideas To Start Your Day Off by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:17pm On May 29, 2023
IMHO, these are too heavy meals for breakfast...
FoodRe: Went To Hilda Bacis Restaurant To Eat. Pictures And Prices And Review Included by MrBrownJay1(m):
you see, the problem with all these Guiness world record BS is that, as much as these people are cooking, nobody will tell you that the food was great or not. Guiness record is not about GOOD food, its only about endurance of cooking. they should have lined up a bunch of food critics to taste what she was making and give us proper review.

but hey that was a great marketing ploy to bring attention to her own restaurant.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fight Breaks Out During Introduction As Bride’s Uncle Make A Fresh Marriage List by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:00pm On May 29, 2023
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FamilyRe: Raising Children by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:52pm On May 29, 2023
Hathor5:
What is the best advice you have received about how to raise a child?

Please, "spare the rod spoil the child" is not what I am looking for here. smiley
ALL children are a blessing but also ALL children are different... dont ever believe that what works to properly nurture/raise/educate your 3 first kids, will work for the 4th one. and yes, some children are born dumb and will remain DUMB (like the below):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYUIEL1lWeU
FamilyRe: Question Of The Day by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:38pm On May 29, 2023
Micheal56:
Are people getting married for love or lust
- LOVE
- LUST
- MONEY
- DESPERATION (body clock etc)
- MADNESS
- PRESSURE (social/religious/family)
EducationRe: First 5 Correct Answer Gets 1k Airtime by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:26pm On May 29, 2023
lol, thats the perfect defintion of: HOW TO DRIVE TRAFFIC TO YOUR WEBSITE 101
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Over Religion by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:15pm On May 29, 2023
a sheep is a sheep.... they cant reason properly, thus why they will continue following these CHARLATANS IN ROBE!
RomanceRe: I'm Heartbroken,why Are Some Ladies Like This? by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:01pm On May 29, 2023
by the time better #1 option comes along, it will be again 1-2yrs before she contacts you again....mumu!
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Think Of This by MrBrownJay1(m):
just because the xtians were better at brainwashing people (with their own gods ideas), doesnt mean other gods have vanished. this is all a state of mind, you cant kill a state of mind.
RomanceRe: Guys Who Sleep With Married Women. by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:47pm On May 29, 2023
elated177:
You don't know what you are doing to yourselves.
There are some married women who prey on some unmarried guys out there. Know that married women will not prey on "empty" guys. Nope! They seek out and go for guys whom they know have "substances".
Why do they do such?

So that they will steal such virtues from them. What they steal from you through sex, they deposit in their husbands. Yap! Through that sexual relationship, whatever they draw from you, they plant in their husbands.
Help yourself, desist from having sexual relationship with married women. I have always been, and will always be, a proponent and preacher of sexual purity - abstinence. I believe that sex is to be enjoyed by only two people - male and female - who are married to each other. I will never support sexual immorality of any kind.
whatever you are smoking, abeg desist from it sharp sharp!
CelebritiesRe: Iya Gbonkan Begs Fans For Car by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:21pm On May 29, 2023
there is NOTHING WRONG with using public transport....the fact that this woman demands that people give her a car, because she acted in some yeye movies, is ABSURD!!!! stop trying to live above your means, tomorrow you will now ask people to buy you a mansion in Banana Island because you are a yeyebrity.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Returns From Work Only To Find Daughter In Wrapper With 2 Boys In The House by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:18pm On May 29, 2023
you know na....

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