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RomanceRe: New On Board by MrCork: 1:44pm On Jan 31, 2022
Xainttee001:
I've been a guest on dis platform for over 4years now just decided to register this evening. Hope d fun here will be *2 of what I've been seeing as a guest. Thank u.
Congrats
So u all so commto looook for wimen...corect? cheesy
RomanceRe: Bye Bye To Pornography : Just Delected Over 200 Porn Records On My Phone by MrCork: 1:27pm On Jan 31, 2022
Windscribe:
Rejoice with me nairalalanders, I just embraced a new lifestyle; the absolute lifestyle.
How could u do that?...r u not a man?..bro u gay?(.(no oofenese)) angry
RomanceRe: Bye Bye To Pornography : Just Delected Over 200 Porn Records On My Phone by MrCork: 1:26pm On Jan 31, 2022
Windscribe:
Rejoice with me nairalalanders, I just embraced a new lifestyle; the absolute lifestyle.
angry
RomanceRe: Was I Right Letting Her Off The Hook by MrCork: 1:18pm On Jan 31, 2022
Popjoan:
no,I still have more to do,but I don't think you can bare them..
U clearly has dumb as **f** ..try hardest!!(good lock) smiley
RomanceRe: Was I Right Letting Her Off The Hook by MrCork: 12:40pm On Jan 31, 2022
Is that the best u can do....try again mumu mugu!(no oofenese) undecided
RomanceRe: African Magic Is Responsible For High Cases Of Rituals by MrCork: 12:38pm On Jan 31, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
Im talking about African magic Yoruba!!
If they show 20 movies a day
18 of those movies are about rituals.

African magic igbo and Hausa focus on traditional family drama. King and queen royalty movies. Thats all

But yoruba movies are about yahoo plus, rituals, make money schemes.. Whyhuh

son therrrrrris a reason why somtin call TV REMOTE CONTROL waz invented (goooogle it).....u dont like wot u see..u shange the chanel gaddddemit.QUIT NAGGGGIN!!!((no oofenese)) angry

RomanceRe: African Magic Is Responsible For High Cases Of Rituals by MrCork: 12:36pm On Jan 31, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
Im talking about African magic Yoruba!!
If they show 20 movies a day
18 of those movies are about rituals.

African magic igbo and Hausa focus on traditional family drama. King and queen royalty movies. Thats all

But yoruba movies are about yahoo plus, rituals, make money schemes.. Whyhuh
angry
RomanceRe: Was I Right Letting Her Off The Hook by MrCork: 12:33pm On Jan 31, 2022
backtalkG:
This happened early this morning, this young gal from the next house and of a somewhat despicable character just barge into my room while I was having tea preparing to go to my hustling place.
After the pleasantries I saw that she was taking her time in going out and I invited her to tea I didn't notice she was having ulterior motives. She accepted and I step into the kitchen to offer her cup, before I could say jack Bauer she had lifted 50k from the mini bag on my drawer into her bag.
After tea I was about to go out and as a student of Sherlock Holmes I noticed my bag lying in an awkward way I proceeded to check the content and behold the massive shortage
The sly gal was acting all innocent and I didn't want to accuse her straight away so I ransack my room hoping that I might have dropped it somewhere, she now started suggesting where I should check or who I should ask that was when i confronted her, she denied I searched her and found the money on her, she was initially claiming the money was given to her by her mum that she will call her mum they will bring polic for me and all sort of badadarsh i lost my cool and was about to throw her out and call boys on her to rough handle her that was when she broke down and confessed, beging wth tears in her eyes that she is not like that, her dad had a heart attack, he cant pay her fees and all sort of giberish....well at the end i let her go, not being a troublesome person myself and knowing the stigma this will attract to her when word goes out with a stern warning i let her off
I just thank God today this devilish smalli for run me local unknown to her I was audio recordeding her when she was crying and begging, in case she does something fishy affliction shall not rise a second time grin
ok so u sleeep wit under age house girl for 50k becuz u record her...corrrect?....u rva peterfile..SHAME ON U SIR!!!!(NO OOFENESE) angry
RomanceRe: Was I Right Letting Her Off The Hook by MrCork: 12:31pm On Jan 31, 2022
backtalkG:
This happened early this morning, this young gal from the next house and of a somewhat despicable character just barge into my room while I was having tea preparing to go to my hustling place.
After the pleasantries I saw that she was taking her time in going out and I invited her to tea I didn't notice she was having ulterior motives. She accepted and I step into the kitchen to offer her cup, before I could say jack Bauer she had lifted 50k from the mini bag on my drawer into her bag.
After tea I was about to go out and as a student of Sherlock Holmes I noticed my bag lying in an awkward way I proceeded to check the content and behold the massive shortage
The sly gal was acting all innocent and I didn't want to accuse her straight away so I ransack my room hoping that I might have dropped it somewhere, she now started suggesting where I should check or who I should ask that was when i confronted her, she denied I searched her and found the money on her, she was initially claiming the money was given to her by her mum that she will call her mum they will bring polic for me and all sort of badadarsh i lost my cool and was about to throw her out and call boys on her to rough handle her that was when she broke down and confessed, beging wth tears in her eyes that she is not like that, her dad had a heart attack, he cant pay her fees and all sort of giberish....well at the end i let her go, not being a troublesome person myself and knowing the stigma this will attract to her when word goes out with a stern warning i let her off
I just thank God today this devilish smalli for run me local unknown to her I was audio recordeding her when she was crying and begging, in case she does something fishy affliction shall not rise a second time grin
angry
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Princess To Men: If You Need Success, Increase Your Number Of Women by MrCork: 12:30pm On Jan 31, 2022
meobizy:
Plinsess don change, o. I was wondering where she disappeared to. See her looking good. Surgery is amazing.

I’m in a different city and living around a stadium for the time being. The average human beings especially females do nothing to care for their bodies and it shows. However when athletes walk around the place, it is easy to tell. I’ve never seen such a concentration of healthy humans in one place, no different from the amount of young people I came across when in Calabar.
^^^story...u right story toooomuch
so sm i mating wit u or not?...Yes or know gadyammmit? Yes or know? Please can we mate? undecided
RomanceRe: The Craziest And Hilarious Comments On Nairaland 2022 by MrCork: 11:53am On Jan 31, 2022
Popjoan:
Ok we will help u.how much u wants? smiley
RomanceRe: The Craziest And Hilarious Comments On Nairaland 2022 by MrCork: 11:28am On Jan 31, 2022
Popjoan:
Hello guys,the few moments I spend on this furum are unspeakably hilarious,i just decided to do a lil post on some stuffs that made me laugh during lectures....hear we go..... grin..but before we start I will like to say you could vote which one you think is best,tranquilízate
^^^^story

Son are u askin for moiney or u hear to chase women like all of us sir?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: The Craziest And Hilarious Comments On Nairaland 2022 by MrCork: 11:27am On Jan 31, 2022
Popjoan:
Hello guys,the few moments I spend on this furum are unspeakably hilarious,i just decided to do a lil post on some stuffs that made me laugh during lectures....hear we go..... grin..but before we start I will like to say you could vote which one you think is best,tranquilízate
angry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants Space Cos I Am Broke by MrCork: 7:16am On Jan 31, 2022
WBworldwide:
I have been dating this girl for more than a year and she has been nice to me. But things hasn't been fair to me. She's an orphan, same thing as me.


I am a street boy and we are both in our final year in school. I made some money before she came into my life and then I went broke ever since, i am not blaming her or something but there are some things i can't share here about her.


So she travelled for the holiday for like three months now. She has changed, she told me her cousins are doing well and that their boyfriends' bought cars for them and that she has tried for me.

I really feel for her. That was one of the reasons I didn't want her to go home at first, negative influence. So, she told me she needed space that i have not been trying financially.

I told my friend and he said i should forget the girl for now. The thing is, I don't even blame her, I wouldn't stay with myself if I was her.

I'm just heart broken not being able to do anything.


I'm not simping o... Things are going well for me this period without her being here, i just feel for her that's all.

I'm a full stack hustler... I believe myself die... Even area believe me too
Brother dont woooory i will help u loook after am until u have moiney.....was her nomba again sir? Gimmme? smiley
FamilyRe: Where Were You At 17 by MrCork: 7:13am On Jan 31, 2022
RoyalBlu:
Hmmmm. Memories...

Was a 'jambito' at the Uni. cheesy

...and was like a fish outta water. cheesy
Kaiiii so u where like fish...i ove chopin fish so please olease please.can i mate wit u please? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favorite Sunday Service Session? by MrCork: 7:11am On Jan 31, 2022
RoyalBlu:
Mine is 3 in 1 smiley

* Praise and Worship
* Testimony Time
* Sermon.


I love WORSHIP the most tho.
U dont like blue fim wel l iball ways watchit by mistake if i cannot find my £4000 tv remote controls....did u goto church to day? wink
RomanceRe: Why Are Baby Oyibos So Gentle And Respectful by MrCork: 11:36pm On Jan 30, 2022
Ilamina:
undecided

You can curse a baby oyibo 24/7
He won't do anything

Iiamana...sorry am goin to $hit ....i be bak in 5hour to answer yor same old question!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Baby Oyibos So Gentle And Respectful by MrCork: 11:34pm On Jan 30, 2022
Ilamina:
undecided

You can curse a baby oyibo 24/7
He won't do anything
angry
RomanceRe: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by MrCork: 11:31pm On Jan 30, 2022
meobizy:
See the way your comment put me to sleep since 2 p.m. till now. Post another, abeg, I want to sleep well tonight.
U so rudes its unbelievable...and then u complian u cant find mans on nairaland...how sad!!(no oofenese) undecided
SportsRe: Mason Greenwood Accused Of Domestic Abuse & Sexual Assault (Graphic Photos) by MrCork: 11:11pm On Jan 30, 2022
meobizy:
CTE is not a common thing in soccer so he can’t run with the excuse of crash induced outbursts. He’s a little bitch who can’t control his emotions. That’s what happens when you lay with white girls; she either takes half of your money or half or your useful life.

Realy?..great...so do u has yansh & are u sayin u hav yansh?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by MrCork: 1:47pm On Jan 30, 2022
meobizy:
Abuja men aren’t complaining. OP, mind your business.
Am stlll from abuja...be nice & i will let u yansh me twise & giv u moiney for foood....deal? smiley
RomanceRe: Valentine Day Question!!!!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:20am On Jan 30, 2022
meobizy:
What a broke thread.
U upset coz i ignore yor name?...
ok good news for u...apologice n stepppup yor game if u wanto smash me twise!!!!(((REAL TALK)))) smiley
RomanceValentine Day Question!!!!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:30am On Jan 29, 2022
QUESTION OF THE CENTURY:


Ladies..do u still belif in love at first sight .....or do u simply prefa i walk pass u again.. twice?? (HoNEty is GooD, please) smiley

Your answer?

cc
Amethyst111
Wumi2017
onstelly
MISSCONGENIALITY
Nmezor
Hisduchess
Ivory6
jullyrosy
semi almost not realy beautiful lady: TheKingsmann angry
RoyalBlu
Victorian
& those of u lovelys I forget (no oofeinse) smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (0 - 0) On 27th January 2021 by MrCork: 11:23am On Jan 29, 2022
Amethyst111:
That guy is an irrirant with his 'Darling Daddy' nonsense. Useless online zombie without common sense.


PS- that 3rd like in your comment, na me give you.
kaiiii. sweeery i apologice for checkin this fine foto...i tink i juss cooome!!(no oofeinse) cheesy
RomanceRe: This Female Barber Good Die (photos) by MrCork: 1:50pm On Jan 28, 2022
kenzysmith:
She dey render all the services and all the styles u want she is at no15 jakpa road delta state opp cum shop
Kaiii...By the time she finish the harcut...man don pour!!!((REAL TALK)) cheesy
RomanceRe: What's Your Plan For 2022 Valentine? by MrCork: 1:47pm On Jan 28, 2022
Favourdesent:
this year valentine is on monday. so whats your plan?



me i will just go to work after that na to prepare for the next day and to sleep.......tho weekend might cover for it
Valantie korrr...valandotayintayin ni..i!!!((no oofenese)) angry
RomanceRe: What's Your Plan For 2022 Valentine? by MrCork: 1:45pm On Jan 28, 2022
Favourdesent:
this year valentine is on monday. so whats your plan?



me i will just go to work after that na to prepare for the next day and to sleep.......tho weekend might cover for it
angry
RomanceRe: Why I Cancelled A Date Because She Felt Very Important by MrCork: 1:32pm On Jan 28, 2022
Jeon:
HI

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU HARDCOREwink
son u dont no me...do yor research....u messin with the wrong one!! wink

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