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meobizy:
Not my concern and OP is less than 28. Let’s see if she will sing the same song at age 40.

joeselfjoe:
I would appreciate the whole of nairaland to celebrate my queen for me. Today's her birthday. I don't have the money to take her for a picnic in Zanzibar but I'm sure one day I go carry her go enjoy for there.

Which sweeet hat?....bro tell the truth an let ghe devil be ashame..wot website did snap this foto from sir?(no oofenese)

joeselfjoe:
I would appreciate the whole of nairaland to celebrate my queen for me. Today's her birthday. I don't have the money to take her for a picnic in Zanzibar but I'm sure one day I go carry her go enjoy for there.

omgvoices:
In a picture fast going viral on social media, a beautiful lady who goes by the name, Suzie Bernard, can be seen with her armpit full of ‘shrubbery’.

Suzie who hails from Tanzania, and is a media personality, has stated that she doesn’t feel shaving or not shaving the armpits embodies a woman as it’s widely perceived by the public.

She claims that is solely her decision.

Check out her picture;

https://esiama.com/

omgvoices:
In a picture fast going viral on social media, a beautiful lady who goes by the name, Suzie Bernard, can be seen with her armpit full of ‘shrubbery’.

Suzie who hails from Tanzania, and is a media personality, has stated that she doesn’t feel shaving or not shaving the armpits embodies a woman as it’s widely perceived by the public.

She claims that is solely her decision.

Check out her picture;

https://esiama.com/

Datboredberry:
If my boyfriend doesn't ask me to be his Val... Then I'll ask my cousin!

He's 4yrs younger... But I think he likes me...

We were very close... And since I've relocated, he's called every day...

He's cute...

He's my half-uncle's son...

We wouldn't do a thing... But I would love to have someone say, "happy Val Datboredberry"... Just once!!!

VOsimhen144:
Great Nairaland Comrades!! Greetings to y'all.

Guys, there is no award for best pussy fvcker or driller of pussy. Don't let her deceive you by her moan "harder, harder!!!“ else na express you dey go. Her pussy is endless just drill and Gettat!!. No go dey do pass yourself.

GOD just save a friend of mine now, this my guy like sex pass food...omo!! E dey fvck for Africa. He prefer to fvck on an empty stomach. I dey always dey warn am but e get coconut head.

He said as he was on top of his babe demolishing her pussy, all of a sudden his heart started beating so fast, he felt like throwing up but nothing came out from his mouth, then the next thing he was unconscious.

His babe and his neighbors rushed him to clinic. I'm at the clinic right now, he's feeling better now. Na laugh I just dey laugh since I enter the clinic.

Guys Abeg, make we dey very careful. If you die ontop daughters of eve, another guy go still chop her oryza sativa on cold.

no go see any of us cover IJN...(Amen)

Datboredberry:
After going monk, they venture off into the wilderness, leaving behind a society that's been corrupted by 'feminism'...

Sounds good to me... The trash taking itself out...

What would be left; men of higher intelligence, overall good genes, better mates to breed with who aren't scared of their responsibilities, it would be easier to find a suitable partner (less incels, less mistakes and do-overs)...etc

I stand with MGTOW... It's the most effective way to know the irresponsible men with -0 IQ...

It's a slow process... But eventually, the results... It would be worth it!

MufasaLion:
Fear not! The Association of Simps will defend you.

Datboredberry:
My hero!

Tolukay007:
Click link below to see more pictures
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https://humornstuff.com/riele-downs-pictures-biography-age-and-net-worth-2022/

Tolukay007:
Click link below to see more pictures
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https://humornstuff.com/riele-downs-pictures-biography-age-and-net-worth-2022/

Das1mama:
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Das1mama:
Yh i know am broke, am not chasing women and i just finished drinking garri. Thanks all d same.

Das1mama:
Bro although i might be down finacially today does not mean it will be permanent i believe someday i shall be liberated from hardship... Nobody knows tomorrow

Supremedrizzy:
I am in a very unpleasant situation right now, a situation I never envisaged I would find my self in. I met a girl early this year and things have been so fast paced between us that it seems we have known each other forever. She has spent every weekend since the day we met in my place.

I've a serious girlfriend of over four years but I'm scared this lady is pushing her into oblivion. She came around after one of the lady's visit and she noticed I wasnt feeling her like before, to be honest I was thinking of the other lady.

Some might say the sex got me hooked but its far from that, the sex was just average in fact I still enjoy sex with my main gf more. She just has this ability to make me happy, most times guys are tasked with the responsibility of making ladies smile but the reverse is the case here. Any time spent with her is simply glorious. I was suffering from depression before I met her but her presence makes me forget all my problems, we would play around like kids all day. We would make plans of her spending like two days with me and she would end up spending five days and that's cos I would eventually force her to go.

My issue is that this lady has a boyfriend that is bankrolling her expensive lifestyle, she claims not to love him and they argue all the time over the phone but she can't leave him. She's never asked me for anything, in fact she rejects anything I give her even transport fare.

I don't want to fall in love with this babe cos she seems to have a lot of baggage, I planned this to be a FWB just like I do with other side chicks but I'm here catching feelings which is so unlike me.

How do I cut off from her totally, I know this relationship won't lead to anything serious and will only complicate things for me. She clashed at my place last week with another babe that I have known for over 3 years and I surprisingly asked the older babe to leave. My guys were shocked.

She's making me weak and needy which is something I detest so much. I asked her to come over for the weekend and she declined because she has a serious appointment on Sunday. I felt bad, ladies are the ones that usually call to come over and I make my choice.

I once deleted her contacts but still had to go back to Facebook to get it from our chats. I know her kinda girl, she would eventually get tired of everything and probably dump me which is something that has never happened to me, I want to dump her first. She is in control of our relationship and I want to turn the tables. The spirit is willing but the heart is weak.

My fellow gees help me out please

so u sayin u pregnant a marrryed woman for 4year but u wanto marry yor girlfriend...correct?..brother r u ok sir?(no oofenese)

Supremedrizzy:
I am in a very unpleasant situation right now, a situation I never envisaged I would find my self in. I met a girl early this year and things have been so fast paced between us that it seems we have known each other forever. She has spent every weekend since the day we met in my place.

I've a serious girlfriend of over four years but I'm scared this lady is pushing her into oblivion. She came around after one of the lady's visit and she noticed I wasnt feeling her like before, to be honest I was thinking of the other lady.

Some might say the sex got me hooked but its far from that, the sex was just average in fact I still enjoy sex with my main gf more. She just has this ability to make me happy, most times guys are tasked with the responsibility of making ladies smile but the reverse is the case here. Any time spent with her is simply glorious. I was suffering from depression before I met her but her presence makes me forget all my problems, we would play around like kids all day. We would make plans of her spending like two days with me and she would end up spending five days and that's cos I would eventually force her to go.

My issue is that this lady has a boyfriend that is bankrolling her expensive lifestyle, she claims not to love him and they argue all the time over the phone but she can't leave him. She's never asked me for anything, in fact she rejects anything I give her even transport fare.

I don't want to fall in love with this babe cos she seems to have a lot of baggage, I planned this to be a FWB just like I do with other side chicks but I'm here catching feelings which is so unlike me.

How do I cut off from her totally, I know this relationship won't lead to anything serious and will only complicate things for me. She clashed at my place last week with another babe that I have known for over 3 years and I surprisingly asked the older babe to leave. My guys were shocked.

She's making me weak and needy which is something I detest so much. I asked her to come over for the weekend and she declined because she has a serious appointment on Sunday. I felt bad, ladies are the ones that usually call to come over and I make my choice.

I once deleted her contacts but still had to go back to Facebook to get it from our chats. I know her kinda girl, she would eventually get tired of everything and probably dump me which is something that has never happened to me, I want to dump her first. She is in control of our relationship and I want to turn the tables. The spirit is willing but the heart is weak.

My fellow gees help me out please

shilenji:
There is this girl that just returned from USA, Maryland. She lives in my estate and we have been talking for a while now. She is harsh to other guys,I mean the Big Men(some politicians) who have tried wooing her in the estate. I'm like the only guy she speaks too. I just dey feel myself. Well she stays with her rich aunt.

We have kissed on few occasions and we have straffed in every corner of my house and in the compound too. She likes the adventure and I do too. Well, the highlight of our sexcapades is that I am the one who burst the cherry. Yeah so everything has been from November last year. So we were having a conversation yesterday and she said she wants to try a party. NA SO I JUST OPEN MOUTH DOWN. I was so pissed with the Idea that I transferred the anger on bed which will be my last time. I have distanced myself from the daughter of Jezebel.

SAY WOT??
u wanto hav 3some wit yor daughter jesibel?....correct?....bro r u ok? R u a muslim?(no oofenese)

shilenji:
There is this girl that just returned from USA, Maryland. She lives in my estate and we have been talking for a while now. She is harsh to other guys,I mean the Big Men(some politicians) who have tried wooing her in the estate. I'm like the only guy she speaks too. I just dey feel myself. Well she stays with her rich aunt.

We have kissed on few occasions and we have straffed in every corner of my house and in the compound too. She likes the adventure and I do too. Well, the highlight of our sexcapades is that I am the one who burst the cherry. Yeah so everything has been from November last year. So we were having a conversation yesterday and she said she wants to try a party. NA SO I JUST OPEN MOUTH DOWN. I was so pissed with the Idea that I transferred the anger on bed which will be my last time. I have distanced myself from the daughter of Jezebel.

Datboredberry:
On Reddit... 4chan... Facebook... All they do it wail like little bitchẹs...

"Niggers are stealing our women...blah blah blah"...

The bastards make me dislike their race so much... And I hate them for making me bitter!!!

I'm like, "let's forget that you talk and look weak and you have no culture, you're seriously going to add a 'bitçh' tag too?"...

Because of them, I enjoy seeing black men screw their women...

Just felt like ranting... I'm in a bad mood, so anyone who pisses me off would instantly regret it!!! Unless you wanna exercise your privilege (anonymousity) then bleep off...

PS... Not only white men (Americans and Europeans)... Basically any loser who isn't black (excluding Ethiopians and Somalians)...

Asians, Arabs, Latinos... Idiots...

[Goooood morning africa racist eeeeeeeediot.....how u feel today..steeeeewpd has always?
anyways shod we ne expectin more dumb edddddiotick steeeeeeeewpid senseless ragggamofin jamblagolistick thread today please? (no oofenese)

Omicron007:



Pumpumking....rest.

And please, change your weed supplier please.

Datboredberry:
Are you dense? Not unemployment? Not that high poverty rate? Not the lack of morals amongst the youths? Not the glorification of money? You seriously think like the retārd you are that women are the reason Nigerian men butcher WOMEN to make money? Are you so stupid?

And you shot yourself in the foot with your idiotic argument... Rich men hardly murder their girlfriends to make money... It's the poor pretenders who do to lure desperate girls like THEMSELVES!

Avoid a poor Nigerian man...

Das1mama:
no offence, atleast it's better to beg than to steal right?

Blacc1:
At least I’m among the remaining 0.2%


Glory be to God in that highest!

Datboredberry:
Bleep off...

I hate racists... But I hate your kind more...

Like, what you wrote... How does it relate?

Plis re-examine yor brain....it might be shrrrrinkin!!(((no oofenese)))

Datboredberry:
Nairalander's popular idiot graces my thread with his comment...

Bleep off... Take your stupidity elsewhere... You're not funny, just a pathetic clown...

Even if yor brain is shrinking..have sense nah...u create racist dumb thread like steeeewpid sence less help lesss hope lesss home less refugee & then get upbset when we try to advise u.....HAV SENCE NAH..WE BEG U..u a disgrase to Africa!!(no oofenese)