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RomanceRe: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by MrCork: 11:31pm On Jan 30, 2022
meobizy:
See the way your comment put me to sleep since 2 p.m. till now. Post another, abeg, I want to sleep well tonight.
U so rudes its unbelievable...and then u complian u cant find mans on nairaland...how sad!!(no oofenese) undecided
SportsRe: Mason Greenwood Accused Of Domestic Abuse & Sexual Assault (Graphic Photos) by MrCork: 11:11pm On Jan 30, 2022
meobizy:
CTE is not a common thing in soccer so he can’t run with the excuse of crash induced outbursts. He’s a little bitch who can’t control his emotions. That’s what happens when you lay with white girls; she either takes half of your money or half or your useful life.

Realy?..great...so do u has yansh & are u sayin u hav yansh?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Kayanmata: Abuja Men Be Careful by MrCork: 1:47pm On Jan 30, 2022
meobizy:
Abuja men aren’t complaining. OP, mind your business.
Am stlll from abuja...be nice & i will let u yansh me twise & giv u moiney for foood....deal? smiley
RomanceRe: Valentine Day Question!!!!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:20am On Jan 30, 2022
meobizy:
What a broke thread.
U upset coz i ignore yor name?...
ok good news for u...apologice n stepppup yor game if u wanto smash me twise!!!!(((REAL TALK)))) smiley
RomanceValentine Day Question!!!!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:30am On Jan 29, 2022
QUESTION OF THE CENTURY:


Ladies..do u still belif in love at first sight .....or do u simply prefa i walk pass u again.. twice?? (HoNEty is GooD, please) smiley

Your answer?

cc
Amethyst111
Wumi2017
onstelly
MISSCONGENIALITY
Nmezor
Hisduchess
Ivory6
jullyrosy
semi almost not realy beautiful lady: TheKingsmann angry
RoyalBlu
Victorian
& those of u lovelys I forget (no oofeinse) smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (0 - 0) On 27th January 2021 by MrCork: 11:23am On Jan 29, 2022
Amethyst111:
That guy is an irrirant with his 'Darling Daddy' nonsense. Useless online zombie without common sense.


PS- that 3rd like in your comment, na me give you.
kaiiii. sweeery i apologice for checkin this fine foto...i tink i juss cooome!!(no oofeinse) cheesy
RomanceRe: This Female Barber Good Die (photos) by MrCork: 1:50pm On Jan 28, 2022
kenzysmith:
She dey render all the services and all the styles u want she is at no15 jakpa road delta state opp cum shop
Kaiii...By the time she finish the harcut...man don pour!!!((REAL TALK)) cheesy
RomanceRe: What's Your Plan For 2022 Valentine? by MrCork: 1:47pm On Jan 28, 2022
Favourdesent:
this year valentine is on monday. so whats your plan?



me i will just go to work after that na to prepare for the next day and to sleep.......tho weekend might cover for it
Valantie korrr...valandotayintayin ni..i!!!((no oofenese)) angry
RomanceRe: What's Your Plan For 2022 Valentine? by MrCork: 1:45pm On Jan 28, 2022
Favourdesent:
this year valentine is on monday. so whats your plan?



me i will just go to work after that na to prepare for the next day and to sleep.......tho weekend might cover for it
angry
RomanceRe: Why I Cancelled A Date Because She Felt Very Important by MrCork: 1:32pm On Jan 28, 2022
Jeon:
HI

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU HARDCOREwink
son u dont no me...do yor research....u messin with the wrong one!! wink
RomanceRe: Why I Cancelled A Date Because She Felt Very Important by MrCork: 1:05pm On Jan 28, 2022
Jeon:
NO MR PUMPUMKING angry
not sure why i reply to u.. addios!
RomanceRe: Why I Cancelled A Date Because She Felt Very Important by MrCork: 12:21pm On Jan 28, 2022
Jeon:
ARR you top or bottomwink
Get tha *k* outraaa here!! angry
RomanceRe: Why I Cancelled A Date Because She Felt Very Important by MrCork: 12:16pm On Jan 28, 2022
TheGenius001:
Straight to the point!

So I returned home just the other day. There is this girl in my street, Preety as she could be. I liked her and I sense she felt the same way and was already fond of me. How I confirmed this?? Due to my work schedule I am mostly at home in the evening so we met on one evening. The next time we met again was in the evening after some days, so she started telling me about my hair style the last time we met and the new one, physic and all that . I quickly chipped in that how could she have seen all of that in the dark?? She looked at me like a fool. Lols. Because obviously it was dark when we met. We could only recognized each other because we both stay in that Area for some years now.


Ok after everything, I told about going for a date and we agreed on the day (Mostly on chat). Jokingly I told her the money will be split by half but she was like "No, as a gentlman, I have to pay for both" I said no wahala. We were still chatting like normal until at a point she takes time to reply me and this was just 2days b4 the date. I read people faster than they think, so I just stopped sending her message except for the last one to see if this is how a girl I want to go on a date with will feel too important even on my own money. After that night with no reply until the next morning, I simply replied her message that the date is cancelled and I that I am going to be busy with work on that day.

Honestly why should you feel important when I am the one spending my hard earned money? Since that day, I lost interest in her completely even as she pretty as she is.

If you're a girl, if you like be as beautiful as mermaid, immediately you start forming whatever it is to me, you have killed that feelings already. And I am sure I am not the only one on this one. I have a good sense of importance especially when dealing with a lady because I know too well that my money is at stake and you have absolutely nothing to add to my life than fun. So why make see you as important to me? You can be important to yourself but not me.

Anyways, my people what do you think about my action?

Modified: She instigated this date of thing and it's one of the reasons I felt she was fond of me already. I was in already but you see that hard to get mentality and feeling too important, it's just a turn off for me.
^^^story
Bro juss go n watch blue fim, truss me!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Why I Cancelled A Date Because She Felt Very Important by MrCork: 12:15pm On Jan 28, 2022
TheGenius001:
Straight to the point!

So I returned home just the other day. There is this girl in my street, Preety as she could be. I liked her and I sense she felt the same way and was already fond of me. How I confirmed this?? Due to my work schedule I am mostly at home in the evening so we met on one evening. The next time we met again was in the evening after some days, so she started telling me about my hair style the last time we met and the new one, physic and all that . I quickly chipped in that how could she have seen all of that in the dark?? She looked at me like a fool. Lols. Because obviously it was dark when we met. We could only recognized each other because we both stay in that Area for some years now.


Ok after everything, I told about going for a date and we agreed on the day (Mostly on chat). Jokingly I told her the money will be split by half but she was like "No, as a gentlman, I have to pay for both" I said no wahala. We were still chatting like normal until at a point she takes time to reply me and this was just 2days b4 the date. I read people faster than they think, so I just stopped sending her message except for the last one to see if this is how a girl I want to go on a date with will feel too important even on my own money. After that night with no reply until the next morning, I simply replied her message that the date is cancelled and I that I am going to be busy with work on that day.

Honestly why should you feel important when I am the one spending my hard earned money? Since that day, I lost interest in her completely even as she pretty as she is.

If you're a girl, if you like be as beautiful as mermaid, immediately you start forming whatever it is to me, you have killed that feelings already. And I am sure I am not the only one on this one. I have a good sense of importance especially when dealing with a lady because I know too well that my money is at stake and you have absolutely nothing to add to my life than fun. So why make see you as important to me? You can be important to yourself but not me.

Anyways, my people what do you think about my action?

Modified: She instigated this date of thing and it's one of the reasons I felt she was fond of me already. I was in already but you see that hard to get mentality and feeling too important, it's just a turn off for me.
angry
FamilyRe: His Mother Finally Died Due To His Wife Ignorance by MrCork: 7:01am On Jan 28, 2022
BKsoul:
Says an impotent cur.... You who is a virgin at 34, still your body count is higher than your IQ.
BKsoul..i beg nah let me yansh u...u neeed mans & i swaaar am hear to help..i beg nah? undecided
RomanceRe: Magic: See Pictures Of Witches Flying In Congo. by MrCork: 6:56am On Jan 28, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Witches were reported to be flying somewhere in Congo for their annual display of magical powers for fun every January.

I am a guy who doesn't believe in all these stuffs but seeing this now has made me to question my stand.
Did they fly on yor head?.(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Magic: See Pictures Of Witches Flying In Congo. by MrCork: 6:55am On Jan 28, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Witches were reported to be flying somewhere in Congo for their annual display of magical powers for fun every January.

I am a guy who doesn't believe in all these stuffs but seeing this now has made me to question my stand.
angry
NYSCRe: African Civet Killed In My PPA - Ogun Corper by MrCork: 6:30pm On Jan 27, 2022
Milesbillions:
The animal our Librarian killed in my ppa today.

Our Librarian's trap caught the animal today and they have to slit the throat of the animal.

This my first time I'm coming across such animal.

Guys, make una help tell me the name of the animal.

Asked our Librarian'l how much he gonna sell it and he told me 15000. Me wey no get #500 for account.

Had it been I get money, I for buy am and use am prepare better nkwobi for this Ogun State wey I dey serve
Ok so yor libarian is goin to cooook hyena for dinnner for u people & u exited...corrrect?....bro r u ok like on ok?((no oofenese)) angry
NYSCRe: African Civet Killed In My PPA - Ogun Corper by MrCork: 6:28pm On Jan 27, 2022
Milesbillions:
The animal our Librarian killed in my ppa today.

Our Librarian's trap caught the animal today and they have to slit the throat of the animal.

This my first time I'm coming across such animal.

Guys, make una help tell me the name of the animal.

Asked our Librarian'l how much he gonna sell it and he told me 15000. Me wey no get #500 for account.

Had it been I get money, I for buy am and use am prepare better nkwobi for this Ogun State wey I dey serve
angry
RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 5:47pm On Jan 27, 2022
creativelymad:
If it is not too small and you are willing to play a short and win a short game for 2k and 1k respectively. Drop your number in this thread, please.
See yor head like olosho busstop...do u tink people r sufffarin on nairaland..wit yor chip 1k..how there u sir. Please go n use yor 1k to buy rice n dodo witout meat!!!((no oofenese)) angry
RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 5:45pm On Jan 27, 2022
creativelymad:
If it is not too small and you are willing to play a short and win a short game for 2k and 1k respectively. Drop your number in this thread, please.
angry
RomanceRe: Physical Signs Of STDS by MrCork: 2:08pm On Jan 27, 2022
Southernigbo:
I'm not de one o. just don't want to waste money on every sisi, ngozi and hauwa, just want to know how to be able to shortlist them b4 going far
Bro, eatin punnny is the quickest ways to find out. Technically if ubno how to eat punnnny u will easily spot them by there body movement...i can spot them a mile away...trusss me sir! smiley
RomanceRe: Physical Signs Of STDS by MrCork: 12:22pm On Jan 27, 2022
Southernigbo:
pls nlanders what are the physical signs of these yama Yama things in both guys n ladies?
Bro its ok..if u too shy to goto chemmist or hospital..juss were wig. Nobody will recognice u sir!!!((TRUE STORY)) angry
RomanceRe: Physical Signs Of STDS by MrCork: 12:20pm On Jan 27, 2022
Southernigbo:
pls nlanders what are the physical signs of these yama Yama things in both guys n ladies?
so u hav aid...correct? angry
RomanceRe: Physical Signs Of STDS by MrCork: 12:20pm On Jan 27, 2022
Southernigbo:
pls nlanders what are the physical signs of these yama Yama things in both guys n ladies?
angry
RomanceRe: Why Does Some Girls Act Like They Are The Assistant Jesus by MrCork: 11:49am On Jan 27, 2022
ebijimi7:
Good day guys, I'm not here to bore you with a story of mine, I just have a little question which is why do some girls act like they so much love God and work to please God but have a very bad character?
Fine fine fine!!!, im actually not against worshiping God because I myself I'm a Christian but there are so many things wrong with our sisters in the ministry which is not working on their attitude, infact I once dated a girl that act like she loves God so much and I once dated one that doesn't carry worshipping God on her head but sincerely she can pray abeg and she does call me every night to pray with me infact things were going well with me and she has a good heart she can give out anything to make people around her Happy and she is everly ready to support you in what ever you do and she is loving ., but this sister in ministry is selfish,greedy,inconsiderate lack understanding and will still talk you down when you are planning on something that would benefit your life and she would still get mad if she wants something from you and could not provide for her, she came and there was a day I asked her that ever since we've been dating have you ever prayed for me ?
She said no she only does intersection I felt bad thou , and another thing I noticed was that she spent 3 days in my house she used to tell me she prays in her own house but when she spent 3 days with me she didn't even tap me to wake me up for morning devotion....
I got fed up of her attitude thou there is a statement she made that hurt me so bad so I asked her to allow me go that I'm not being loved that I know how much I was loved and cherished from where I am coming from, she got mad and furious and asked me to refund the money she borrowed me that she doesn't care how I was going to do it, that she has already prayed to God to scatter us and before she made me make the decision of not marrying her I had a plan to go and do introduction with her so I can officially marry her do I was waiting for her to finish exam, so on hearing that I should send her 20k just because I said I wanted a break up I was mad and was like was this not the same girl I paid her school fee, and the funniest thing was that I bought the phone she's using she made sure she collected her money which I sent back to her that night, she later called back and told me not to see her as a bad person, I told her no that I'm not seeing her as such , she only collected her money she borrowed me.
U write looong plangolatik magrantick story like robot & then u wonder y women ignore u......brother..go bakkkkto bed!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Why Does Some Girls Act Like They Are The Assistant Jesus by MrCork: 11:47am On Jan 27, 2022
ebijimi7:
Good day guys, I'm not here to bore you with a story of mine, I just have a little question which is why do some girls act like they so much love God and work to please God but have a very bad character?
Fine fine fine!!!, im actually not against worshiping God because I myself I'm a Christian but there are so many things wrong with our sisters in the ministry which is not working on their attitude, infact I once dated a girl that act like she loves God so much and I once dated one that doesn't carry worshipping God on her head but sincerely she can pray abeg and she does call me every night to pray with me infact things were going well with me and she has a good heart she can give out anything to make people around her Happy and she is everly ready to support you in what ever you do and she is loving ., but this sister in ministry is selfish,greedy,inconsiderate lack understanding and will still talk you down when you are planning on something that would benefit your life and she would still get mad if she wants something from you and could not provide for her, she came and there was a day I asked her that ever since we've been dating have you ever prayed for me ?
She said no she only does intersection I felt bad thou , and another thing I noticed was that she spent 3 days in my house she used to tell me she prays in her own house but when she spent 3 days with me she didn't even tap me to wake me up for morning devotion....
I got fed up of her attitude thou there is a statement she made that hurt me so bad so I asked her to allow me go that I'm not being loved that I know how much I was loved and cherished from where I am coming from, she got mad and furious and asked me to refund the money she borrowed me that she doesn't care how I was going to do it, that she has already prayed to God to scatter us and before she made me make the decision of not marrying her I had a plan to go and do introduction with her so I can officially marry her do I was waiting for her to finish exam, so on hearing that I should send her 20k just because I said I wanted a break up I was mad and was like was this not the same girl I paid her school fee, and the funniest thing was that I bought the phone she's using she made sure she collected her money which I sent back to her that night, she later called back and told me not to see her as a bad person, I told her no that I'm not seeing her as such , she only collected her money she borrowed me.
angry
RomanceRe: Help! How Do I Tell A Senior Colleague I Am In Love With Her by MrCork: 11:45am On Jan 27, 2022
CaptainAyub:
Where did you see married?
Read the post again witout glasssses sir!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Cost Of Ashawo In Your Area? by MrCork: 10:52am On Jan 27, 2022
Jeon:
grin I see ur handwork


HOW IS QUEEN ELIZABETH AND HER HOUSEHOLDS... cheesy
Bro london is freeezin. Everyone is indooor
RomanceRe: What Is The Cost Of Ashawo In Your Area? by MrCork: 10:40am On Jan 27, 2022
Jeon:
are you no longer in London? cry
huh? Bro i am london base. I was in 9ja 3weeks ago sad
InvestmentRe: Who Else Is Affected By The Cryptó Crash? Share Your Experience (Meme) by MrCork: 9:56am On Jan 27, 2022
TheGift:
Was £10,000 part of your initial investment or the growth you experienced from your initial investment?
Growth

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