₦airaland Forum

Great0ne1:
Una craze dey another level for this shithole.

SultanOfPuna:
I dont have an issue with you been gay
Just say it and stop hiding it. Be proud of it and claim it.
What i hate is when you hide under (f) female tag on nairaland catfishing and decieving us men.
Imagine i have been toasting this fowl on nairaland thinking it was a woman.
I didn't know it was a gay guy disgusing as woman on nairaland with (f) moniker

We chatted on whatsapp and even talked about sex until i sent my dic pic. After recieving so much compliment on my dic pic i was so Hot thinking it is was a babe.
I arrange for video call. Only for him to reveal he is a gay guy
Omo i just dey vex...

Dbestkilishi:
Why don’t you go for this instead? Biscuit is outdated

Qatar2022:
Are you normal?

Datboredberry:
I created this account to mostly vent.. just announcing my presence here...

Thanks!

I'll create a topic within a few minutes...

AlphaMale666:
Women weren't designed to be loved. They're just for sexual pleasure and that's it! Never in you life love this people. They're nothing but opportunists.
They'll take everything from you and give nothing in return. They all think that flesh in between their legs is gold. It's simps that made this to happen. And it will never be well with them! Never in your life love this vagina people!
They hate to you single and happy because they see they're witchcraft isn't working on you! 99.9% of vagina people are witches or as been one! Take my advice and live long and healthy. Cheers to all the alphas who would never let any vagina creature manipulate them. Cheers!

AlphaMale666:
Women weren't designed to be loved. They're just for sexual pleasure and that's it! Never in you life love this people. They're nothing but opportunists.
They'll take everything from you and give nothing in return. They all think that flesh in between their legs is gold. It's simps that made this to happen. And it will never be well with them! Never in your life love this vagina people!
They hate to you single and happy because they see they're witchcraft isn't working on you! 99.9% of vagina people are witches or as been one! Take my advice and live long and healthy. Cheers to all the alphas who would never let any vagina creature manipulate them. Cheers!

SultanOfPuna:
I beat up one small boy that came to toast my junior sister. We caught them kissing.
Me and my guy purse the boy catch am, make the boy pick pin, begin dey interrogate am.
We seized his phone and 4.7k that was with him.
What shocked when we found 5 tablets of trama*** in his back pocket.

I gave him back the phone and took the 4k and trams tablet
Now i dey joint with my guy, 2k already spent
I have taken 2 bootles of hero already.
So i just remember the tram and i was wondering should i take it or is it dangerous to take it with beer?

SultanOfPuna:
I beat up one small boy that came to toast my junior sister. We caught them kissing.
Me and my guy purse the boy catch am, make the boy pick pin, begin dey interrogate am.
We seized his phone and 4.7k that was with him.
What shocked when we found 5 tablets of trama*** in his back pocket.

I gave him back the phone and took the 4k and trams tablet
Now i dey joint with my guy, 2k already spent
I have taken 2 bootles of hero already.
So i just remember the tram and i was wondering should i take it or is it dangerous to take it with beer?

JohnNgene:
As the chairman of the Bachelors Boyfriends and Husband-Materials Association of Nigeria (BBHMAN), I hereby announce that we are rejecting every BOXERS AND SINGLET gift this Valentine's.

We are tired of recieving singlet and boxers every year from women. Enough is enough! Ike agwugo anyi. Hooha! Let them go and buy us watches, shoes, perfumes or any other gift apart from singlet and boxers biko.

Any man found recieving singlet or boxers will pay a fine of N14,000 (FOURTEEN THOUSAND NAIRA) into the chairman's personal account.

Signed
Chairman
BBHMAN

JohnNgene:
As the chairman of the Bachelors Boyfriends and Husband-Materials Association of Nigeria (BBHMAN), I hereby announce that we are rejecting every BOXERS AND SINGLET gift this Valentine's.

We are tired of recieving singlet and boxers every year from women. Enough is enough! Ike agwugo anyi. Hooha! Let them go and buy us watches, shoes, perfumes or any other gift apart from singlet and boxers biko.

Any man found recieving singlet or boxers will pay a fine of N14,000 (FOURTEEN THOUSAND NAIRA) into the chairman's personal account.

Signed
Chairman
BBHMAN

Danny50:
My fiancé has chronic mouth odour but I don't know how to tell her so that she won't feel bad or hurt.

So Guy's I really need your advice medically and how to go about it without hurting her thank you all.

Danny50:
My fiancé has chronic mouth odour but I don't know how to tell her so that she won't feel bad or hurt.

So Guy's I really need your advice medically and how to go about it without hurting her thank you all.

Dyt:
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1397664075488837635?s=19[/quote]^^^&sexxxxiest yansh ever

tayo60:
How I wish I could help seen all the comments . May the Lord bless d Op

meobizy:
He wants to let us know he’s fit for Nigerian presidency. That is one of the requirements to take the position. This is silent campaigning which Nairalanders will fall for.

Meobizy quik questions please...do u hav yansh & wot size please?...an please hurrry

Datboredberry:
You're so lame, you had to copy other people's jokes...

orohbiro:
This is getting out of hand am not looking for attention am just saying my mind any time I open my gmail Is over 70 messages from Nairaland men am tired am not the only beautiful girl on Nairaland why the rush na? You people should stop nonsense or I will started mentioning popular monikers who are calling me baby! I son talk my own

sweeery dont mind thoise edddiot mofo mufu Nairaland guys..me am difarent...can i mate wit u?

orohbiro:
This is getting out of hand am not looking for attention am just saying my mind any time I open my gmail Is over 70 messages from Nairaland men am tired am not the only beautiful girl on Nairaland why the rush na? You people should stop nonsense or I will started mentioning popular monikers who are calling me baby! I son talk my own

orohbiro:
This is getting out of hand am not looking for attention am just saying my mind any time I open my gmail Is over 70 messages from Nairaland men am tired am not the only beautiful girl on Nairaland why the rush na? You people should stop nonsense or I will started mentioning popular monikers who are calling me baby! I son talk my own

Sanoske:
My name is paul, not real name, I am 29 years old. All my life till this day I have never had sex, although am a virgin.
I would love to marry a virgin girl, but what I read on nairaland about premarital sex makes me believe or think it wil be very difficult to marry a virgin girl. However am not holy, though am a christian and it has been more than 5 years I have not been to church, I believe in God and I read the bible. I knew porn from an early age it was in the year 2001 or 2002 I watch porn, I will be 30 april 2022 and I have nerver had sex. Am not saying that am better than those of you that have had sex. Am obsess to marry a virgin becaus to marry a non virgin is a bad luck and I can't take that risks. Please I need advice, thank's and God bless, sorry for typing error.

My name is paul, not real name, I am 29 years old. All my life till this day I have never had sex, although am a virgin.
I would love to marry a virgin girl, but what I read on nairaland about premarital sex makes me believe or think it wil be very difficult to marry a virgin girl. However am not holy, though am a christian and it has been more than 5 years I have not been to church, I believe in God and I read the bible. I knew porn from an early age it was in the year 2001 or 2002 I watch porn, I will be 30 april 2022 and I have nerver had sex. Am not saying that am better than those of you that have had sex. Am obsess to marry a virgin becaus to marry a non virgin is a bad luck and I can't take that risks. Please I need advice, thank's and God bless, sorry for typing error.

Ginaz:
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meobizy:
I see what you did there.

meobizy:
What a broke thread.

Xainttee001:
Hahaha oya na let's see to it

meobizy:
If she’s not a wife then buy a chastity belt.

Xainttee001:
I never finish with d ones weh dey my side na here I want come find audio babes with fake life?

Xainttee001:
I've been a guest on dis platform for over 4years now just decided to register this evening. Hope d fun here will be *2 of what I've been seeing as a guest. Thank u.