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Jeon:
NO MR PUMPUMKING

Jeon:
ARR you top or bottom

TheGenius001:
Straight to the point!

So I returned home just the other day. There is this girl in my street, Preety as she could be. I liked her and I sense she felt the same way and was already fond of me. How I confirmed this?? Due to my work schedule I am mostly at home in the evening so we met on one evening. The next time we met again was in the evening after some days, so she started telling me about my hair style the last time we met and the new one, physic and all that . I quickly chipped in that how could she have seen all of that in the dark?? She looked at me like a fool. Lols. Because obviously it was dark when we met. We could only recognized each other because we both stay in that Area for some years now.


Ok after everything, I told about going for a date and we agreed on the day (Mostly on chat). Jokingly I told her the money will be split by half but she was like "No, as a gentlman, I have to pay for both" I said no wahala. We were still chatting like normal until at a point she takes time to reply me and this was just 2days b4 the date. I read people faster than they think, so I just stopped sending her message except for the last one to see if this is how a girl I want to go on a date with will feel too important even on my own money. After that night with no reply until the next morning, I simply replied her message that the date is cancelled and I that I am going to be busy with work on that day.

Honestly why should you feel important when I am the one spending my hard earned money? Since that day, I lost interest in her completely even as she pretty as she is.

If you're a girl, if you like be as beautiful as mermaid, immediately you start forming whatever it is to me, you have killed that feelings already. And I am sure I am not the only one on this one. I have a good sense of importance especially when dealing with a lady because I know too well that my money is at stake and you have absolutely nothing to add to my life than fun. So why make see you as important to me? You can be important to yourself but not me.

Anyways, my people what do you think about my action?

Modified: She instigated this date of thing and it's one of the reasons I felt she was fond of me already. I was in already but you see that hard to get mentality and feeling too important, it's just a turn off for me.

TheGenius001:
Straight to the point!

So I returned home just the other day. There is this girl in my street, Preety as she could be. I liked her and I sense she felt the same way and was already fond of me. How I confirmed this?? Due to my work schedule I am mostly at home in the evening so we met on one evening. The next time we met again was in the evening after some days, so she started telling me about my hair style the last time we met and the new one, physic and all that . I quickly chipped in that how could she have seen all of that in the dark?? She looked at me like a fool. Lols. Because obviously it was dark when we met. We could only recognized each other because we both stay in that Area for some years now.


Ok after everything, I told about going for a date and we agreed on the day (Mostly on chat). Jokingly I told her the money will be split by half but she was like "No, as a gentlman, I have to pay for both" I said no wahala. We were still chatting like normal until at a point she takes time to reply me and this was just 2days b4 the date. I read people faster than they think, so I just stopped sending her message except for the last one to see if this is how a girl I want to go on a date with will feel too important even on my own money. After that night with no reply until the next morning, I simply replied her message that the date is cancelled and I that I am going to be busy with work on that day.

Honestly why should you feel important when I am the one spending my hard earned money? Since that day, I lost interest in her completely even as she pretty as she is.

If you're a girl, if you like be as beautiful as mermaid, immediately you start forming whatever it is to me, you have killed that feelings already. And I am sure I am not the only one on this one. I have a good sense of importance especially when dealing with a lady because I know too well that my money is at stake and you have absolutely nothing to add to my life than fun. So why make see you as important to me? You can be important to yourself but not me.

Anyways, my people what do you think about my action?

Modified: She instigated this date of thing and it's one of the reasons I felt she was fond of me already. I was in already but you see that hard to get mentality and feeling too important, it's just a turn off for me.

BKsoul:
Says an impotent cur.... You who is a virgin at 34, still your body count is higher than your IQ.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Witches were reported to be flying somewhere in Congo for their annual display of magical powers for fun every January.

I am a guy who doesn't believe in all these stuffs but seeing this now has made me to question my stand.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Witches were reported to be flying somewhere in Congo for their annual display of magical powers for fun every January.

I am a guy who doesn't believe in all these stuffs but seeing this now has made me to question my stand.

Milesbillions:
The animal our Librarian killed in my ppa today.

Our Librarian's trap caught the animal today and they have to slit the throat of the animal.

This my first time I'm coming across such animal.

Guys, make una help tell me the name of the animal.

Asked our Librarian'l how much he gonna sell it and he told me 15000. Me wey no get #500 for account.

Had it been I get money, I for buy am and use am prepare better nkwobi for this Ogun State wey I dey serve

Milesbillions:
The animal our Librarian killed in my ppa today.

Our Librarian's trap caught the animal today and they have to slit the throat of the animal.

This my first time I'm coming across such animal.

Guys, make una help tell me the name of the animal.

Asked our Librarian'l how much he gonna sell it and he told me 15000. Me wey no get #500 for account.

Had it been I get money, I for buy am and use am prepare better nkwobi for this Ogun State wey I dey serve

creativelymad:
If it is not too small and you are willing to play a short and win a short game for 2k and 1k respectively. Drop your number in this thread, please.

creativelymad:
If it is not too small and you are willing to play a short and win a short game for 2k and 1k respectively. Drop your number in this thread, please.

Southernigbo:
I'm not de one o. just don't want to waste money on every sisi, ngozi and hauwa, just want to know how to be able to shortlist them b4 going far

Southernigbo:
pls nlanders what are the physical signs of these yama Yama things in both guys n ladies?

Southernigbo:
pls nlanders what are the physical signs of these yama Yama things in both guys n ladies?

Southernigbo:
pls nlanders what are the physical signs of these yama Yama things in both guys n ladies?

ebijimi7:
Good day guys, I'm not here to bore you with a story of mine, I just have a little question which is why do some girls act like they so much love God and work to please God but have a very bad character?
Fine fine fine!!!, im actually not against worshiping God because I myself I'm a Christian but there are so many things wrong with our sisters in the ministry which is not working on their attitude, infact I once dated a girl that act like she loves God so much and I once dated one that doesn't carry worshipping God on her head but sincerely she can pray abeg and she does call me every night to pray with me infact things were going well with me and she has a good heart she can give out anything to make people around her Happy and she is everly ready to support you in what ever you do and she is loving ., but this sister in ministry is selfish,greedy,inconsiderate lack understanding and will still talk you down when you are planning on something that would benefit your life and she would still get mad if she wants something from you and could not provide for her, she came and there was a day I asked her that ever since we've been dating have you ever prayed for me ?
She said no she only does intersection I felt bad thou , and another thing I noticed was that she spent 3 days in my house she used to tell me she prays in her own house but when she spent 3 days with me she didn't even tap me to wake me up for morning devotion....
I got fed up of her attitude thou there is a statement she made that hurt me so bad so I asked her to allow me go that I'm not being loved that I know how much I was loved and cherished from where I am coming from, she got mad and furious and asked me to refund the money she borrowed me that she doesn't care how I was going to do it, that she has already prayed to God to scatter us and before she made me make the decision of not marrying her I had a plan to go and do introduction with her so I can officially marry her do I was waiting for her to finish exam, so on hearing that I should send her 20k just because I said I wanted a break up I was mad and was like was this not the same girl I paid her school fee, and the funniest thing was that I bought the phone she's using she made sure she collected her money which I sent back to her that night, she later called back and told me not to see her as a bad person, I told her no that I'm not seeing her as such , she only collected her money she borrowed me.

ebijimi7:
Good day guys, I'm not here to bore you with a story of mine, I just have a little question which is why do some girls act like they so much love God and work to please God but have a very bad character?
Fine fine fine!!!, im actually not against worshiping God because I myself I'm a Christian but there are so many things wrong with our sisters in the ministry which is not working on their attitude, infact I once dated a girl that act like she loves God so much and I once dated one that doesn't carry worshipping God on her head but sincerely she can pray abeg and she does call me every night to pray with me infact things were going well with me and she has a good heart she can give out anything to make people around her Happy and she is everly ready to support you in what ever you do and she is loving ., but this sister in ministry is selfish,greedy,inconsiderate lack understanding and will still talk you down when you are planning on something that would benefit your life and she would still get mad if she wants something from you and could not provide for her, she came and there was a day I asked her that ever since we've been dating have you ever prayed for me ?
She said no she only does intersection I felt bad thou , and another thing I noticed was that she spent 3 days in my house she used to tell me she prays in her own house but when she spent 3 days with me she didn't even tap me to wake me up for morning devotion....
I got fed up of her attitude thou there is a statement she made that hurt me so bad so I asked her to allow me go that I'm not being loved that I know how much I was loved and cherished from where I am coming from, she got mad and furious and asked me to refund the money she borrowed me that she doesn't care how I was going to do it, that she has already prayed to God to scatter us and before she made me make the decision of not marrying her I had a plan to go and do introduction with her so I can officially marry her do I was waiting for her to finish exam, so on hearing that I should send her 20k just because I said I wanted a break up I was mad and was like was this not the same girl I paid her school fee, and the funniest thing was that I bought the phone she's using she made sure she collected her money which I sent back to her that night, she later called back and told me not to see her as a bad person, I told her no that I'm not seeing her as such , she only collected her money she borrowed me.

CaptainAyub:
Where did you see married?

Jeon:
I see ur handwork


HOW IS QUEEN ELIZABETH AND HER HOUSEHOLDS...

Jeon:
are you no longer in London?

TheGift:
Was £10,000 part of your initial investment or the growth you experienced from your initial investment?

Mom007:
You forgot to add AAU ekpoma to that list in factbit should be at the very top. Its so bad, you would rather leave the thing for them sef. Pstcheew

binarymachine:
Is there really a perfect time to approach the people you care about? Often, men ask these questions as a way to get answers to a problem which is how best to approach a lady. I am sure you have seen a man all anxious and sweaty because he wants to talk to a particular lady. They say, to do this requires extreme carefulness and tactical as one flop from you could result to a rejection from the lady.

So, how best can a guy approach a lady, is there a special place and time? Well, the answer is neither a yes or no question. Rather it is subjective to several things. Okay, reason it out. Can you categorically say that the best time for asking a lady out is in the afternoon? Absolutely not. Okay, let’s assume that a lady did accept you in the afternoon, still the time had nothing to do with her acceptance.

So, what exactly is the right place and time? The right place and time to approach a lady is subject to moods, atmosphere/ settings and the manner in which you approach a lady.

1. In Approaching A Lady, First Be Sensitive:
Observe a person’s outlook and demeanor before walking up to say hi! What do you expect from a lady who seems to have a worried frown which is quite obvious? Do you expect she will give you attention when she has got a lot of stuff crowding her mind? The thing is she will not even spare you a glance, some might just get provoked and might become antagonistic.

2. Dess The Part:
A whole lot of men get a rejection because of how they look. I mean before you approach a lady ask yourself, if I were in her shoes will I accept me? The fact is some men care less about their appearance, assuming it does not matter, then when they get to a lady and she ignores them, they just conclude it is pride or that she is trying to feel herself.
And I ask, really is that it? A shave is necessary, have your hair cut or put in the best way, have a bath, brush your teeth and smell nice. Your outlook could just give you all the attention you need.

Observe the ambience of the place;- some persons might just get the first two points but not this point. Agreed, a place can give you the energy you need or dissipate it. When you are trying to talk to a lady, ask yourself if the setting is alright for such conversations. Will the energy in this environment give you positive results or downplay your little efforts, think about it before you make a move.

3. Be Clear In Your Speech:
Have you seen people who walk up to a person they want to have a conversation with then end up saying a lot of gibberish?
I have maybe you have too. You do not want to walk up to a lady, and have her give you attention then you end up saying incomprehensible things. You talk about going to a country and how the dogs in your neighborhood are dying. Be clear, concise and say your mind. It is your opportunity, take it. You may not have another.

4. Be Respectful:
Of course, there is a high possibility that a lady might just reject you. However, upon rejection do not act unlearned and let out the uncouth part of you. Respect the fact that she does not want to listen to you or hear what you have to say or just like you. Respect it, respect yourself and then walk away.

Often, some ladies reject approaches the first time and then have a change of heart, being respectful might just give you a second chance.
In life, there is no such thing as the perfect place or time when it comes to approaching the people we love. We create the perfect time and place, we make things happen by our right actions. Doing what is right and necessary as at when due is what gives us the results we need.
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2022/01/01/whats-the-best-place-and-time-to-approach-a-lady/

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lordaltruist:
Dear Nairalanders,

I got this job in 2019 and it turns out that now I am the only male senior staff except from the security guard. Way back in 2019 there were 2 other guys but they left in 2020 after our company transferred to a different location and since then, I have been the only male staff other than the security guard whose job is not in internal affairs.

She is actually my senior colleague and way older than myself but over the past year and some months now, we have been so friendly though we don't discuss relationship together or talk anything boyfriend and girlfriend together but something seems to be odd in her look whenever I talk about a girl likewise myself I felt odd when she talks about a guy she flirted with.

In my office every other staff have a nickname for us both even my boss was the one who initiated the nickname because of how close we are and even though I nurse getting under her skirts, I do not have yet the muscle to tell her that and lately I am beginning to like her more as we share everything about ourselves.

I have been to her house and can go to her house at anytime and she was the one who persuaded me to return to the company after I didn't want to return when it relocated and also convince my boss to retain me; sometimes she buys me food in the office likewise myself and always like to have me around her like working together and whenever she needs assistance over a job, she will want me to be the person to help.

I notice she and my other female (married) colleague who work in the same department with us had almost had squabble because of whom I should be assisting and since she's the most senior colleague she won over that one.

She is very single and above her 40s but I don't mind as age does not define my relationship and right now I am growing so fund of her in a way I can't stop imagining and I need your advise on how to relate my feelings and make her confess hers to me.

All criticism and advise will be duly accepted.

SON..U CLEARLY LACK EXPERIENCE.. therrris enough beautiful marrryed women out there u can chase....DO NOT $HIT WERE U EAT....it never ends well!!! ((Real ralk)

lordaltruist:
Dear Nairalanders,

I got this job in 2019 and it turns out that now I am the only male senior staff except from the security guard. Way back in 2019 there were 2 other guys but they left in 2020 after our company transferred to a different location and since then, I have been the only male staff other than the security guard whose job is not in internal affairs.

She is actually my senior colleague and way older than myself but over the past year and some months now, we have been so friendly though we don't discuss relationship together or talk anything boyfriend and girlfriend together but something seems to be odd in her look whenever I talk about a girl likewise myself I felt odd when she talks about a guy she flirted with.

In my office every other staff have a nickname for us both even my boss was the one who initiated the nickname because of how close we are and even though I nurse getting under her skirts, I do not have yet the muscle to tell her that and lately I am beginning to like her more as we share everything about ourselves.

I have been to her house and can go to her house at anytime and she was the one who persuaded me to return to the company after I didn't want to return when it relocated and also convince my boss to retain me; sometimes she buys me food in the office likewise myself and always like to have me around her like working together and whenever she needs assistance over a job, she will want me to be the person to help.

I notice she and my other female (married) colleague who work in the same department with us had almost had squabble because of whom I should be assisting and since she's the most senior colleague she won over that one.

She is very single and above her 40s but I don't mind as age does not define my relationship and right now I am growing so fund of her in a way I can't stop imagining and I need your advise on how to relate my feelings and make her confess hers to me.

All criticism and advise will be duly accepted.

EkiranAlexmedia:
LET’S TALK!! What Is The Cost Of Ashawo In Your Area?
Posted by Richard Idasenibo. on Jan 25, 2022 One Response

Nigerian musician Habeeb Okikiola popularly known as Portable tweeted that that sex is the cheapest thing on earth.
See Tweet Below



Nigerians on social media are bashing the young man over the above tweet.

But don’t you think Portable is right?

By the way,

What Is The Cost Of Ashawo In Your Area?
Drop your comments below

Source; Naijaloaded website

Xenry:
Mehn, I've been down for a while because of this. Invested a huge amount of money and the whole market carshed.

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I haven't sold anything yet, and is not planning on selling any until the Cryptô prices bounce back again. Yet it has been going to and fro without any reasonable pump.

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Hope the market will recover soon.

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So who else here has been affected by the Cryptö crash? Share your experience. And if you have any meme concerning the crypto crash, share them too.

Me.. bro i looise £10,000...i hav juss finish drinking phensic

Kabir5643:
I go share my experience later

I Dey come

Kabir5643:
I go share my experience later

I Dey come

Gratefulsoul202:
ha ha no one dares try that

Gratefulsoul202:
Good evening,

just wanna enquire if its better to have a roommate I just got admitted to a UNI so what it like having a roommate I wanna know more my brothers and sisters in the house?

Rocktation, Farano lalsticlala I would love if it being moved to front page for better knowledge. Thank you