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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy, Michael Jackson Aka 'Ella' In Lagos With Pot Of Juju by MrCork: 8:48pm On Jan 26, 2022
Romance › hello everybody. how are you today? by MrCork(op):
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Romance › Re: In A Relationship Who Should First Initiate Call And Text. by MrCork: 10:05am On Jan 26, 2022
Sukkyy2010:
I'm not happy in my present relationship I feel like call it quit. My girlfriend suddenly stop to call and text as frequent like before if I don't initialize call or text she won't bother to. I knew she truly love me but I'm not happy with this habit she's lately projecting. I've once called and let her understand me by telling her my love language which is solely by just reaching out to me(not expecting that to be too frequent but a least frequency of it will be fine by me) and I'm not self centered about this as I often call her as well.

But these days I don't understand her at all whether she's putting in egoism or she now develop a new trait.

I wonder what could be going on in her brain to decide to restrained call and text.
U want to mate??...ok then can i mate wit u plis? smiley
Romance › Re: In A Relationship Who Should First Initiate Call And Text. by MrCork: 10:04am On Jan 26, 2022
Sukkyy2010:
I'm not happy in my present relationship I feel like call it quit. My girlfriend suddenly stop to call and text as frequent like before if I don't initialize call or text she won't bother to. I knew she truly love me but I'm not happy with this habit she's lately projecting. I've once called and let her understand me by telling her my love language which is solely by just reaching out to me(not expecting that to be too frequent but a least frequency of it will be fine by me) and I'm not self centered about this as I often call her as well.

But these days I don't understand her at all whether she's putting in egoism or she now develop a new trait.

I wonder what could be going on in her brain to decide to restrained call and text.
angry
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares Bikini Photos by MrCork: 11:00pm On Jan 25, 2022
Ivory6:
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Ok,if you get mind,drop ur number here,lemme do the calling,ode
OK U win..kan i kiss u? wink
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares Bikini Photos by MrCork: 8:25pm On Jan 25, 2022
Ivory6:
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Ok,if you get mind,drop ur number here,lemme do the calling,ode
Hey sweet tat..goood knews.am ready to for give u. Gimmmme uor nomba & i will take u to a special chicken n chip restorants called nando chicken..U WANT? wink
Romance › Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by MrCork: 7:54pm On Jan 25, 2022
CaptalnMitch:
I noticed since a month ago, once I resume work and it gets to around 10am, my Dick starts getting extremely long and hard. So hard my black trousers start to make sounds as if it wants to tear.

I can't stoke it or pet it to please be gentle because of my office space. Dude gets so hard and long I am ashamed to leave my office or stand up from my desk.

It's becoming too often and embarrassing and to top it off, I don't have female colleague in my office angry
Please who else experiences this. What's the solution, what's the way forward?
How long u been gay sir? angry
Romance › Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by MrCork: 7:54pm On Jan 25, 2022
CaptalnMitch:
I noticed since a month ago, once I resume work and it gets to around 10am, my Dick starts getting extremely long and hard. So hard my black trousers start to make sounds as if it wants to tear.

I can't stoke it or pet it to please be gentle because of my office space. Dude gets so hard and long I am ashamed to leave my office or stand up from my desk.

It's becoming too often and embarrassing and to top it off, I don't have female colleague in my office angry
Please who else experiences this. What's the solution, what's the way forward?
angry
Family › Re: Cheating Wife Vs Cheating Husband: Men, Pls, Clear My Confusion. by MrCork: 7:44pm On Jan 25, 2022
Stargurl20:
There's something I've noticed about men. They can be so unforgiving when it comes to their wives or gf's unfaithfulness. I'm not justifying this. Trust me, I'm not. But I've seen lot of cases where women would forgive the husband and forget. Why is it hard for men to forgive?
I mean, if God uses all our sins to judge or punish us in this life, I believe no one will remain in existence. Why can't a mere mortal man also develop this forgiving spirit?
Do u relice if u simply show us booooobsi...we will forgive u, infact we will forgive & even pay u 100k extra!!!((TRUE STORY)) angry
Family › Re: Cheating Wife Vs Cheating Husband: Men, Pls, Clear My Confusion. by MrCork: 7:43pm On Jan 25, 2022
Stargurl20:
There's something I've noticed about men. They can be so unforgiving when it comes to their wives or gf's unfaithfulness. I'm not justifying this. Trust me, I'm not. But I've seen lot of cases where women would forgive the husband and forget. Why is it hard for men to forgive?
I mean, if God uses all our sins to judge or punish us in this life, I believe no one will remain in existence. Why can't a mere mortal man also develop this forgiving spirit?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares Bikini Photos by MrCork: 5:57pm On Jan 25, 2022
Ivory6:
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Ok,if you get mind,drop ur number here,lemme do the calling,ode
Baby chill nah? Why r agresive like monkey inside cage ..is askin u for sexxx too mush to ask? U keep behavin like a elitrate & u beeeen cussssin all day like unedukated animals, plis grooowup i beg.all i need is sexx..if u cant gimmme then gerrrraout i beg. U keeeep cusssin..real ladys dont cusss. this is y i will all ways prefa white women passs u anyday.goat!!!(no oofenese) angry
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares Bikini Photos by MrCork: 2:59pm On Jan 25, 2022
Ivory6:
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Go back and read again,e be like eye dey pain u f000lllll
ok i gerrrrit.u are shy & u need moiney & u need mans.but guess wot am a lover not a fighter & am ready to love u if u obey me coz am from London & i drive bmw..anyways moiney is not everyone. gimmme yor nomba so i can toast u propaly please?dont be rudes
Sports › Re: Buhari transferred spirit of Badluck To Super Eagles by MrCork: 10:14am On Jan 25, 2022
Ivory6:
Bad luck everywhere...
Who asked him to make that call....huh
angry angry angry angry
So annoying.....
Am not even watching again self
He dey watch match before...huh
angry angry angry
guess wot, all order ladies on nairaland have all ready prooof them sef to me that they are not a racist so if u praud to be black & if u love black people & if u not a racist the prooof it by givvvvin me punnny....Gimmme this & we shall be great friend...& i will pays u a cooool 11, 000naira (11k cash)...deal? smiley
Romance › Re: Where To Meet Women - 3 New Ways To Meet Girls! by MrCork: 1:37am On Jan 25, 2022
grahamfin:
If you haven't been having much luck with the ladies recently, you may be wondering where to meet women. After all, the more women you meet, the more women you can date. So where do you go to meet women besides nightclubs and bars? Keep reading and you'll discover three different ways to meet girls that you might not have thought of.

1. Where Do Women Hang Out?

If you want to know where to meet women, then you need to find out where they hang out. So forget nightclubs and bars and focus on parks, coffee shops and bookstores instead. Evening classes and libraries are also good places to find beautiful women.

Women won't be expecting to be picked up in these kinds of places, so there won't be any other guys competing for their attention. That means you've got an open playing field.

If you've got a dog, take him for a walk in the park. Or if an attractive woman is walking a dog, why not strike up a conversation with her by admiring her dog? If the dog likes you, then she'll be pre-disposed to like you.

2. Internet Dating

Online dating isn't for losers anymore. Everyone seems to be doing it these days. So if you want to know where to meet women online, join a reputable dating site.

There are plenty of dating sites for all types of people so there's sure to be a site that appeals to you. There are even free dating sites so it won't cost you anything to join and browse the profiles of the female members.

Once you've found a profile that you like, you can email the member and find out if she's interested in meeting you.

An important tip is to meet her as soon as possible. This way, if things don't work out on the first date, you haven't wasted a lot of time and you can arrange to meet the next woman you've emailed.

There are plenty of female members on internet dating sites, so you may enjoy looking at all the female profiles.

3. Improve Your Social Circle

If it seems as if you're not meeting any new women no matter what you do, then it's time to improve your social circle. Make new friends by frequenting a new gym, playing sports or even attending evening classes.

If your friends have any sisters or female cousins arrange a night out at the local bar or a picnic in the park so you can meet them. You never know, your friend's cousin may just be Ms Right!

Or you could arrange a small get together where every male has to bring a sister, cousin or platonic female friend. If you're really ambitious, you could ask every guy to bring two females!

So if you want to know where to meet women, try the park, coffee shops or bookstores, internet dating or through your social circle. If you keep applying these tips, you're sure to meet the woman of your dreams.
Bro i have yansh 14 outter 27 womens i linked on nairaland so far....i dint need to go to any park!!(no oofenese) angry
Romance › Re: Where To Meet Women - 3 New Ways To Meet Girls! by MrCork: 1:35am On Jan 25, 2022
grahamfin:
If you haven't been having much luck with the ladies recently, you may be wondering where to meet women. After all, the more women you meet, the more women you can date. So where do you go to meet women besides nightclubs and bars? Keep reading and you'll discover three different ways to meet girls that you might not have thought of.

1. Where Do Women Hang Out?

If you want to know where to meet women, then you need to find out where they hang out. So forget nightclubs and bars and focus on parks, coffee shops and bookstores instead. Evening classes and libraries are also good places to find beautiful women.

Women won't be expecting to be picked up in these kinds of places, so there won't be any other guys competing for their attention. That means you've got an open playing field.

If you've got a dog, take him for a walk in the park. Or if an attractive woman is walking a dog, why not strike up a conversation with her by admiring her dog? If the dog likes you, then she'll be pre-disposed to like you.

2. Internet Dating

Online dating isn't for losers anymore. Everyone seems to be doing it these days. So if you want to know where to meet women online, join a reputable dating site.

There are plenty of dating sites for all types of people so there's sure to be a site that appeals to you. There are even free dating sites so it won't cost you anything to join and browse the profiles of the female members.

Once you've found a profile that you like, you can email the member and find out if she's interested in meeting you.

An important tip is to meet her as soon as possible. This way, if things don't work out on the first date, you haven't wasted a lot of time and you can arrange to meet the next woman you've emailed.

There are plenty of female members on internet dating sites, so you may enjoy looking at all the female profiles.

3. Improve Your Social Circle

If it seems as if you're not meeting any new women no matter what you do, then it's time to improve your social circle. Make new friends by frequenting a new gym, playing sports or even attending evening classes.

If your friends have any sisters or female cousins arrange a night out at the local bar or a picnic in the park so you can meet them. You never know, your friend's cousin may just be Ms Right!

Or you could arrange a small get together where every male has to bring a sister, cousin or platonic female friend. If you're really ambitious, you could ask every guy to bring two females!

So if you want to know where to meet women, try the park, coffee shops or bookstores, internet dating or through your social circle. If you keep applying these tips, you're sure to meet the woman of your dreams.
angry
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares Bikini Photos by MrCork: 12:02am On Jan 25, 2022
Ivory6:
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Go and give the money to ur mother she needs it more
Ok so i juss loook yor signatures & u a member of the LGBT gay & lesssbian comunity Nigeria branch...abi?...tecnicaly this mean u neeed mens in yor life but lokily for u....am single..be nice & u stand a shance..was yor nomba?!!!((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares Bikini Photos by MrCork: 11:24pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
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Go and give the money to ur mother she needs it more
^^^this one is a elitarate undecided
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares Bikini Photos by MrCork: 10:26pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
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Who is us?
Who are you?
Bros abeg shift
I made a comment like everyone else, so what's the notice me for, abi dem dey share money for publicity here,
SMARTUNE! angry
^^^^^kaiiii seee yansh....helo, pleasise can i love u for 10,000 cash..upfront pleise. I juss wannavlov u ? cheesy
Politics › Re: Breaking News America Gvt Banned Tinubu From Enter The Country by MrCork: 1:13pm On Jan 23, 2022
MufasaLion:
So you don't see anything wrong with your tittle?
^^^^^^WOW...u still talkin about women tittttiess....shame on u for beeen a desparate virrrgin..is that all u tink about?bressst?
....please growwwwup sir!!!(no ofoeinse) angry
Literature › Re: Chronicles Of A Pastor That Ordained Himself by MrCork: 1:12pm On Jan 23, 2022
amzee:
Are you normal atall?
son cant u see am tryin to toast babe bukolaberry...pliss go bakto bed or go & play wit lego toy sir!!(no oofeinse) angry
Sports › Re: Francis Ngannou Evolves From KO King To Grappling God As He Retains His Title by MrCork: 1:09pm On Jan 23, 2022
vibre:
He was injured and was fighting with only one good leg so he improvised and took the fight to the floor. He couldn't fight on his feet.
EXCUSE EXCUSE EXCUSE...bro i loss £2000 becuz of this gay fat tall goat & am in hidin....the guy been callin be to pay up & i had to present am voicemain say: pleasee leave yor messsage. Francsi is a bassstard. i swaaaar sir!!!(no oofeinse)( angry
Literature › Re: Chronicles Of A Pastor That Ordained Himself by MrCork: 1:00pm On Jan 23, 2022
Bukolaberry:
After update
heave u reed my litrature book best selleir book call can u toast salad? is out in the plublick for sell. can i send i a copies & can i have yor nomba please hurry? smiley
Sports › Re: Francis Ngannou Evolves From KO King To Grappling God As He Retains His Title by MrCork: 12:54pm On Jan 23, 2022
Zimri:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/mma/article-10426851/Francis-Ngannou-vs-Ciryl-Gane-UFC-270-2022-Live-Result.html
[b]USE LESS FIGHT...THAT FRANCIS SHOUD GIVVVVUP UFC FOR AFROBEAT...edddiot man. Even my Gran mother willl wpoooooop him. He PACK MUSCLE LIKE GORRRILA & THEN STARTED fightin light fish. I wasted my pay per view moiney..eddiot man!! angry
Romance › Re: MEN!! This Is Exactly How GIRLFRIENDS Destroy You In The Race Of Life!! (Photo) by MrCork: 11:10am On Jan 21, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
Yea, i'm out here again, with my crazy headings and shiit!

Basically the take away lesson for men today is; LEARN TO FVVCK WOMEN OFF YOUR CORE LIFE!
Look, the world needs you to be successful, understand that you play an important role in this world and a lot of people will literally die in one way or the other if you mess things up!

Women are like accessories, they only compliment you, they cannot be the wingman you would pray to God for, they are liabilities in their own ways, they literally slow you down in your journey of life!
You cannot afford to let their demands, their complaints, their whinings and the other distractions that come with them to affect you.

There is a long list of successful men whose success stories attributed to the fact that they LACKED WOMEN in their lives. Don't get me wrong, filling yourself sexxuallly is completely different from getting a woman attached to yourself, the latter is what i'm emphasising on here.
Women are the problem you can never solve!

Still Typing...
my nigggga....listen up.....the nest time u create threads to abuse women...especialy nairaland women....u will wake up tomorow with big ((((d**K)))) in yor mouth..amen.....DEAL?? angry
Romance › Re: MEN!! This Is Exactly How GIRLFRIENDS Destroy You In The Race Of Life!! (Photo) by MrCork: 11:07am On Jan 21, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
Yea, i'm out here again, with my crazy headings and shiit!

Basically the take away lesson for men today is; LEARN TO FVVCK WOMEN OFF YOUR CORE LIFE!
Look, the world needs you to be successful, understand that you play an important role in this world and a lot of people will literally die in one way or the other if you mess things up!

Women are like accessories, they only compliment you, they cannot be the wingman you would pray to God for, they are liabilities in their own ways, they literally slow you down in your journey of life!
You cannot afford to let their demands, their complaints, their whinings and the other distractions that come with them to affect you.

There is a long list of successful men whose success stories attributed to the fact that they LACKED WOMEN in their lives. Don't get me wrong, filling yourself sexxuallly is completely different from getting a woman attached to yourself, the latter is what i'm emphasising on here.
Women are the problem you can never solve!

Still Typing...
angry
Romance › Re: Did Your Ex Finally Come Back? Kindly Share Your Experience. by MrCork: 4:14pm On Jan 20, 2022
Megatron77:
Oga no be me talk am ooh...abeg i be woman, check well.
hi. we loookin for nice people to help model a knew boook am launching called book & u have a shance to make good moiney..upto 5k ((5000naira for 4 hour job) by juss standing & wearin mini sket to promote the book. U will be payed in cash so u can buy foood shopppin. U WANT? smiley
Romance › Re: What's The Weirdest Reason You Fell In Love With Someone? by MrCork: 4:12pm On Jan 20, 2022
Stacyomolola:
grin grin grin grin grin vawlence
wot is the exact color?
Romance › Re: Mosdii's Ban On NL, A Very Positive Step. by MrCork: 4:12pm On Jan 20, 2022
QueenEowyn:
Since the ban of the most notorious misandrist and extreme redpiller on NL, there has been some form of sanity in romance land.

I sincerely hope his ban is permanent so other folks can learn and be civil in utterances in social media.
sweery dont mind those little cats behavin like homeless childrens. gooood for them sir......anyways describle yor sef: lightskin or dakskin, yansh size, inteligence, edocatio, shoe size, cloth type, do u were mini sket & so on...i juss wana get to no u sis. so wasss up! smiley
Food › Re: Who Knows What This Plant Is Called In English? by MrCork: 3:56pm On Jan 20, 2022
hersweetness:
Its called achara in igbo and used in cooking soup.
ermm bro am from london & am a londoner sir...a pure londoner innit...
bro we dont eat plant hear in London..we eat salad..big man foood!!!!!(no ofeinse) angry
Food › Re: Who Knows What This Plant Is Called In English? by MrCork: 3:54pm On Jan 20, 2022
hersweetness:
Its called achara in igbo and used in cooking soup.
angry
Romance › Re: What's Her Name Pls? by MrCork: 3:45pm On Jan 20, 2022
BaEnki:
You're sick sir. No offence.
wow. u u sopot OP and other men goin after under age girls simply becuz they drummmin an drum...correct?..u shold all be lock in prison. SHAME ON U SIR!!!!(and then u people complain when they say Africa is a bush)..SMH!! angry
Romance › Re: What Can 3-5k Do For Your Right Now (giveaway) by MrCork: 1:12am On Jan 18, 2022
Takeit2017:
well greetings my people

If you're given 3-5k what can it do for you at the moment?
Reply with account details too

Crediting randomly

Please be real and genuine (I might ask for proof)

ALL I NEED IS YOUR PRAYERS �
thanks

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