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RomanceRe: Do How You Save One's Phone Number Matters? by MrCork: 1:22pm On Jan 06, 2022
fineboynl:
I really don't pay attention to this much. I have a funny way I do save people number. I save the same and alongside the invest or place I met or know the person or where the pay stayed.

Example. I met a girl name "joy" at "new market" I will save the number with "joy New Market"

Or I mean a guy dealing on laptop or tv. I will save the name with James laptop or James tv. If the location is Alaba. I will add it to "James Alaba tv"

Maybe I travel to another state and met someone. I will save it with "Jennifer Lagos" or John Lagos" is that where I know them will replace the Lagos.

I have been having problem with girls when the find how the name save their number. It will result to quarry until I show them all other numbers I saved as well. Same learn to live with it but others do not.

There is the girl that want me to save it to a specific specific name. "Sugar ❤️" and with Nice emojis. I told her I will change it just to make peace. But I never change it and not intended to, we are going to see any moment from now and I am just worried she might find out I didn't change it.


But seriously I don't do love and have never save any girl number with sweety, honey, my love, heart, emoji e.t.c when most girls grabbed my phone the first thing they do is to check if I have any special love name in my contacts, next is sms to check love sms. But unfortunately it all dried with nothing. And they wondered if I am not in a romantic relationship or if I am hiding it. They sometime ask if I don't even intend to marry the truth is I don't do "love romantic" relationship.

I just call girls once in a while like how far and how are you today. When next are we going to see or when are you coming over. If the discussion will be lengthy that means we have something to discuss about, and it depends on what we are talking about.

Even my WhatsApp chat is when are you coming or when are we going to see. That's the only discussion I do and many girls think I am hiding something or what kind of human being I be.
Brother u can always save it on yor head sir......please carrry yor theead to engineeer section i beg!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: I Took An IQ Test Today And Here's The Result. by MrCork: 1:19pm On Jan 06, 2022
siofra:
I scored 40 angry

Imagine! I'm already a degenerate retard angry

It's associating with redpillers in this section that caused it.

I used to score 200 and above, now I'm scoring 40?

I think I should take a break and recover the brain cells I've lost, interacting with these redpillers.

Sooo long.
Congrat
The good news for u is that thier in Nigeria, they will label u has mugu however...here in London, we woukd label u has humty dumty sir!!((THANK ME LATER))..no oofenesece) cheesy
RomanceRe: I Took An IQ Test Today And Here's The Result. by MrCork: 1:17pm On Jan 06, 2022
siofra:
I scored 40 angry

Imagine! I'm already a degenerate retard angry

It's associating with redpillers in this section that caused it.

I used to score 200 and above, now I'm scoring 40?

I think I should take a break and recover the brain cells I've lost, interacting with these redpillers.

Sooo long.
angry
RomanceRe: Why Most People Are Not Attracted To Intelligence.... by MrCork: 1:16pm On Jan 06, 2022
Datboredberry:
I was at the terminal a week ago... We were all waiting... In front of me there were two young men...(between 25 - 30)

One was smartly, stylishly dressed... The other wore a loud shirt with chains... Nothing cool...

One thing led to another... They and the little crowd around them started to converse... I was a distance away, listening...

The man with the loud shirt was a talkative and nearly everything he said was pure crap... He talked about his experience out on the open sea... How whales don't eat for years and when he was lost, a dolphin took him home...

The cool man tried to argue.. He made so much sense, and I greatly admired him! The other man began to irritate me... There was no need to talk but he couldn't stop himself...

Eventually, the cool man stopped and took several steps back...

The thing i noticed- because the dumb man was very expressive, every one gave him so much attention... A woman, she was so hot for him... I nearly puked!

I've come to realise that most people would choose loudest, even if he/she is dumb over the person who's intelligent...

I can't...
Bro we neeeed punnny sir.....not inteligent.r we sopose to yansh brain? ...smh!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Why Most People Are Not Attracted To Intelligence.... by MrCork: 1:15pm On Jan 06, 2022
Datboredberry:
I was at the terminal a week ago... We were all waiting... In front of me there were two young men...(between 25 - 30)

One was smartly, stylishly dressed... The other wore a loud shirt with chains... Nothing cool...

One thing led to another... They and the little crowd around them started to converse... I was a distance away, listening...

The man with the loud shirt was a talkative and nearly everything he said was pure crap... He talked about his experience out on the open sea... How whales don't eat for years and when he was lost, a dolphin took him home...

The cool man tried to argue.. He made so much sense, and I greatly admired him! The other man began to irritate me... There was no need to talk but he couldn't stop himself...

Eventually, the cool man stopped and took several steps back...

The thing i noticed- because the dumb man was very expressive, every one gave him so much attention... A woman, she was so hot for him... I nearly puked!

I've come to realise that most people would choose loudest, even if he/she is dumb over the person who's intelligent...

I can't...
angry
RomanceRe: Scandal, Scandal, Scandal, Scandal, Scandal....please Help!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:14pm On Jan 06, 2022
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me
Brother, take it easy undecided
RomanceScandal Scandal Scandal..please Help!! by MrCork(op): 12:38pm On Jan 06, 2022
I am not goin to mention Siofra name but another sexxy lightskin cute fine nairaland babe as juss threaten to release our sexx tape if i dont pay her £20 asap.......she said she will publisize my kondo. Please help!! angry
RomanceRe: Detained Female Soldier Will Be Penalised For Accepting Corper’s Proposal – Army by MrCork: 12:35pm On Jan 06, 2022
TheKingsmann:
Let's be realistic, she messed up. besides this isn't America where a soldier have the liberty to do whatever he/she wants

My brother how are u sir.so was the deal wit u & Royalblu sir?are u fokin her , u smashing or u juss friend sir?.let me no sir? (no oofenese) cheesy
FamilyRe: Say A Word Of Prayer For Me, It's My Birthday.. by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jan 06, 2022
RoyalBlu:
Happy birthday to you Sir.

Wishing you many more blissful years ahead in good health and super blessings.
angry
RomanceRe: Men Being Rape Victims! Truth Or Fiction!!? by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jan 06, 2022
Hisduchess:
I'm a married woman now so steer clear and stop crushing on me forever mrcork tongue

Marry who??...davido?..i begggy!
May i remind u that u still owe me 3weeek punnny as agree & may i all so remind u that u promise i am goin to hav 3some wit u & royalbu sinse u promise to help me beg her to join!!((TRUE STORY)) angry
RomanceRe: Men Being Rape Victims! Truth Or Fiction!!? by MrCork: 1:12am On Jan 06, 2022
Hisduchess:
I'm a married woman now so steer clear and stop crushing on me forever mrcork tongue
angry
CelebritiesRe: Bella Shmurda Buys A Mercedes Benz (Pictures) by MrCork: 1:56am On Jun 09, 2021
hybrid11:
I hope this children are investing instead of wasting
^^^^^side effect of jelosy.

Sir, he as moiney. ...You don't.... Quit hating! (No oofenseise)
angry
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Six Yahoo Boys In Enugu (Photo) by MrCork: 12:18am On Jun 09, 2021
RomanceRe: You Guys Should Check This Out by MrCork: 9:24pm On Jun 08, 2021
Ritzybeauty:
You wanna look good, don't look further and try this brand of fashion, handmade and quite affordable
ok so u want me priiick to be showin...correct? angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Love Seem Fixed To A Person by MrCork: 9:20pm On Jun 08, 2021
armyjassy101:
hello guys,I have been noticing this for some time now though I might be wrong but I noticed majority of women seem to love a particular ex lover despite not being together again which when they remembers the person they sometimes become moody or at worst cries even if they were the one that instigated the break up why is this so guys have you been with a girl that constantly remember their ex this annoys me a lot and its a turn off for me in a lady that does that
did EbonyQueen001 reject u sir? angry
RomanceRe: Men and Women Have Different Sizes of Private Parts: Look For Your Size!!! by MrCork: 3:59pm On Jun 08, 2021
LovePastor21:
I am a RETIRED FLIRT.

From my practical experience, I discovered that there are different sizes of female private part just as there are different sizes of male private part.

Stop suffering in vain trying to satisfy a man/woman that his/her private part is not your size.

Look for your size you can satisfy and be happy!


EbonyQueen001...YOU AGAIN WIT YOUR THREADS ABOUT PRIIIICK....why do u keep changing user name!! angry
RomanceRe: Help!!! by MrCork(op): 3:28pm On Jun 08, 2021
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Chaaaaiii! They call you daddy coz u look so old jor with a big pot belly!
angry
RomanceHelp!!! by MrCork(op): 1:07pm On Jun 08, 2021
but Why do women keep calling me Daddy?
everytime I walk pass a chick, she says Hello Daddy.

The problem is that Marreied women are also calling me Daddy. Please help/ Please advise!!
angry
AgricultureRe: Dried Peppers And Onions For Sale by MrCork: 11:20am On Jun 08, 2021
Adukey:
The pepper or the onions?
I prefa your onions sir. They usually sweet! cheesy
FamilyRe: Let's Be Sincere. "Can You Marry A Woman Like Your Mother?" by MrCork: 11:18am On Jun 08, 2021
Pharaoh4rin:
Are you seriously serious? Don't tell me you mean that
true bro. Uneducated chicks like EbonyQueen001 are the best type of freak . This the kinda women I like sir. They never complained and they always obey. Truss me!! cheesy
I don't wannna date no $hit like my mama...fuuuuuuk nooooooo!! angry

RomanceRe: Please Help!!!!!!! by MrCork: 12:26am On Jun 08, 2021
hustlertothecor:
I am tired of this life to be honest nothing is really working, I have searched for work nothing is really working,I tired, I can't do fraud,I can't steal, please I think the only option for me and my family to get out of poverty now is for me to sell my kidney,that the only legit way, atleast let me sacrifice myself for my family.

Please I want to sell one of my kidney,I have zero my mind, please if you can give me link I will appreciate,I am 110% serious please
.don't worry I will give u nice babe call EbonyQueen001....I will give her away for free sir.
She a nairaland regular & no man want her...even me know want am! angry
LiteratureRe: Undecided by MrCork: 10:45pm On Jun 07, 2021
Ifypresh:
You just got a new follower,ride on.
kaiiiii see yansh!!
Hello good hello. Am a Poet and i write litrature books.
i have moiney. Please can i no u please? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Steve Ezeonu Wins City Council Election In Texas by MrCork: 10:41pm On Jun 07, 2021
ictjobber:
Nwa Afo doing great things.


As an Igbo man, the Chances of you winning an election in the land of the Caucasians is way higher than in your own country.
^^^^^another tribalistic thing.....who gives a dyammmmm if he IBO... He a gademmm Nigarian, piriiiiod.

U people should quit acting like u betteer than other people coz u aint (real talk).. It makes y'all sound like irritant.

.. No body care if he IBO. The poor boy is a Nigerian...pirrrrrod!!!!!!!! (no ofeinse)
angry
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Steve Ezeonu Wins City Council Election In Texas by MrCork: 10:35pm On Jun 07, 2021
weblord1900:
22years.. Political age.

Igbo to the world



Nwanne jisie ike smiley igbotic
...wot IBO?? .... U tribalistic livin ting people. so wot.??

.Quit living in yor fantasy world and quit being tribalistic.

He a gademm Nigerian perrrrrriod....

who gives a gadddem dyammmmm if he IBO


IBO kor, IBO ni!!!!! (Loooooong hissssssss)
angry
FamilyRe: Let's Be Sincere. "Can You Marry A Woman Like Your Mother?" by MrCork:
medropoly:
This question is for the honest and sincere minded people.
Can you marry a woman like your mother?

Let me start with myself.
"My mother is really a nice and caring woman, (mostly to us her children) but to her husband (my dad) the relationship there is really not cool. To some extent, I can't because she dose allot of things that really annoys me as her child not to talk of her husband".

So what about you?
fukkk Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........... i like un educated freeaks like EbonyQueen001 who cant read or spek english (thats my kinda babes)! cheesy
RomanceRe: Married Man Caught Sleeping With Married Neighbour (Video) by MrCork: 7:36pm On Jun 07, 2021
Nickymezor:
Shameless ppl undecided
i like yor profile text: I WILL CLIMB THE EARTH BECOZ OF YOU....nice.
kaiiiiii....so are u really sayin u love me technicaly? (dont lie)
cheesy
HealthRe: Lassa Fever: Avoid Drinking Garri To Avoid Infection by MrCork: 7:32pm On Jun 07, 2021
StreetMedia:
I see you are pulling my legs. undecided

I don't know your tribe but am IGBO. Don't get it twisted.

Fvck all your SC white friends...

This is my last reply.

Take care.
^^ther he go...u go around spekin pigein english Up & down like village man but then when white man see it and call u moneky...u start getting upset like gunea fowl. Please if u know u are IBO..learn queeens english for God sake so we london people can undeer stand your grama
Even Nmezor sspek better english pass u sir!! (no oofeinse)
angry
CrimeRe: The Girl That Was Flogged In The Viral Video, Here Is What Really Happened by MrCork: 3:27pm On Jun 07, 2021
ettaetta:
A friend in libya says the story of the girl being flogged in the viral video for posting nude on instagran is not true. According to him the girl is one of the Nigerian girls who are forced into prostitution in libya, she was flogged because after going to spend a night with a Man, she didnt Come back with money to give her boss who brings girl all the way from Nigeria to Libya and force them into prostitution and make money from them.

*Updated* to every doubting thomas here Who said i made up this story, libya observer just confirmed the incident happened in libya
https://www.facebook.com/515956728509412/posts/3701861686585551/?app=fbl


More update :- the man has been declared wanted, Libyan police are searching for him, His wife was held by some libya Citizens and handed over to the police
https://www.facebook.com/109268064119241/posts/296402575405788/?app=fbl
kaiii see yansh...she gots nice yansh thoy..walaiiiiiiii!!!! cheesy

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