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CrimeRe: The Girl That Was Flogged In The Viral Video, Here Is What Really Happened by MrCork: 3:26pm On Jun 07, 2021
Hisduchess:
The op's explanation makes more sense than any other version to this story.if you drop sentiments and watch that video you will understand that the name calling is as regards to the pain she is going through moreover calling people these names does not necessarily mean that they are your blood relations
kaiii..i juss left Nigeria and now back in the London. I still love to yansh thou. Can I link u in July next month? cheesy
HealthRe: Lassa Fever: Avoid Drinking Garri To Avoid Infection by MrCork: 3:23pm On Jun 07, 2021
StreetMedia:
You find it hard to differentiate verses. Sorry!
You should be ashamed of your lines... Read back and make corrections.

English is borrowed and am proud of my tribe.

Abum nwa afor ma dirikwa oyi.
WOW... wot on earth is: Abum nwa afor ma dirikwa oyi?? (ENGLISH PLEASE)

will u people growwwup & stop acting like Nigerian? wot is my white frinds see this, they will think u homebase people cannot talk english.
Bro this is shamefull, serrrriously. I under stand english grama is not you peoples first langusge but please sir I beg u.. please try to be civilise!!(no oofeinse)
angry
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Dating You? by MrCork: 8:49am On Jun 07, 2021
Stephen2324:
What are the disadvantages of dating you?
obsesse with big yansh women ...like dorin27 or Nmezor! angry
HealthRe: Lassa Fever: Avoid Drinking Garri To Avoid Infection by MrCork: 12:39am On Jun 07, 2021
StreetMedia:
You think white is superior over black¿...

Negodi Nigeria... You ain't tired answering of an expired contraption¿

She is Igbo before Nigeria. No offense.

#Igbotic

Off course white people are superior pass IBO people..did u ever see white man spek pigeon English like those uneducated village people sir? Please nobody as right to disgrace Nigeria by speaking pigeon English like elitrate un educated.
Nmezor should no better sir.
Serrrrriously, wot if my white London half cast friends see this? They will laugh at Nigeria!!!(no oofense) angry


RomanceRe: 20 Questions A Man Should Never Ask A Woman And The Reasons Why by MrCork: 6:19pm On Jun 06, 2021
DanielOwen2050:
Most men have made the mistake of asking women the wrong question at least ones in their life time and the truth is that some learn it the hard way. If you’ve ever fallen a victim, then you must have realized that sometimes it’s better to say nothing at all.

And this lesson is arguably best applied when it comes to 20 Questions a Man Should Never Ask a Woman And The Reasons Why.

We’ve all been there. You’ve dropped the first question that (for whatever reason) came to your mind and, were met with daggers / a drink to the face / a kick to the shin (pick your poison).

To be clear, we’re not telling you to ramp up the awkward silences. When it comes to questions you should ask women, you’ll find 120 of them right here.

Rather, every man should be aware of the questions which will not add any real value to his interactions.

To keep you informed as a propper gentleman, I have drafted out 20 questions you should never ask a woman, in no particular order.

1. Can I kiss you?
It’s generally not a good idea to ask her before going in for the kiss.

Assuming you’re on a date and that the circumstances are right, it’s ‘less square’ to just go for it.

Why?

First off, there are plenty of ways to test the water without vocalizing the request (raise a hand to her cheek and brush her hair out of her face. If she pulls back a bit from your touch, you know the kiss is a no-go).

Secondly, asking for a kiss isn’t necessarily wrong by itself. But it puts you at risk of sacrificing your masculine frame.

For best results, make sure to test the water with some innocuous touching/flirting first, then go in for the smooth move when her body language has given you the ‘green light.’
Read More: https://latesttip.com/20-questions-a-man-should-never-ask-a-woman-and-the-reasons-why/
bro so r u saying we should not ask women for puccccccccy?..we don't understand
sir!!
angry
RomanceRe: 20 Questions A Man Should Never Ask A Woman And The Reasons Why by MrCork: 6:18pm On Jun 06, 2021
DanielOwen2050:
Most men have made the mistake of asking women the wrong question at least ones in their life time and the truth is that some learn it the hard way. If you’ve ever fallen a victim, then you must have realized that sometimes it’s better to say nothing at all.

And this lesson is arguably best applied when it comes to 20 Questions a Man Should Never Ask a Woman And The Reasons Why.

We’ve all been there. You’ve dropped the first question that (for whatever reason) came to your mind and, were met with daggers / a drink to the face / a kick to the shin (pick your poison).

To be clear, we’re not telling you to ramp up the awkward silences. When it comes to questions you should ask women, you’ll find 120 of them right here.

Rather, every man should be aware of the questions which will not add any real value to his interactions.

To keep you informed as a propper gentleman, I have drafted out 20 questions you should never ask a woman, in no particular order.

1. Can I kiss you?
It’s generally not a good idea to ask her before going in for the kiss.

Assuming you’re on a date and that the circumstances are right, it’s ‘less square’ to just go for it.

Why?

First off, there are plenty of ways to test the water without vocalizing the request (raise a hand to her cheek and brush her hair out of her face. If she pulls back a bit from your touch, you know the kiss is a no-go).

Secondly, asking for a kiss isn’t necessarily wrong by itself. But it puts you at risk of sacrificing your masculine frame.

For best results, make sure to test the water with some innocuous touching/flirting first, then go in for the smooth move when her body language has given you the ‘green light.’
Read More: https://latesttip.com/20-questions-a-man-should-never-ask-a-woman-and-the-reasons-why/
angry
HealthRe: Lassa Fever: Avoid Drinking Garri To Avoid Infection by MrCork: 6:13pm On Jun 06, 2021
Nmezor:
Ndewo.. Ebe ka - esi na Anambra state?
But Wot kinda language is this? .... wot if my white friends from London see this? This is embarrassing to Nigeria (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: What Caused Your Last Break Up?? by MrCork: 3:43pm On Jun 06, 2021
KhadyM:
Then you dont know how insecure some guys out there can be. Even that 20mins go unappreciated
Do u have yansh please? Am looking for a models to help model my new designa outfit smiley
RomanceRe: How Do I Make Money Online, Please Help... by MrCork: 10:55pm On Jun 05, 2021
FahBuLous:
I just make money online, no matter how small it is, please help me with suggestions..

Ask google sir! (No oofense) angry

RomanceRe: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Prefer Lightskin Women! (reveal) by MrCork(op): 10:53pm On Jun 05, 2021
KhadyM:
Yes I'm chocolate skinned and so proud of it! So what you gonna do about it? tongue tongue tongue

I'm just asking cause you seem so immature. Probably a teenager. I remember when I was a teenager I only wanted to date mixed race and white guys.
ok so u wanto marry half cast guy becos u look like chocolate...correct? Sir are u ok ma?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Top 5 Reason Why All Men Prefer Lightskin Women! (reveal) by MrCork(op): 10:51pm On Jun 05, 2021
KhadyM:
Yes I'm chocolate skinned and so proud of it! So what you gonna do about it? tongue tongue tongue

I'm just asking cause you seem so immature. Probably a teenager. I remember when I was a teenager I only wanted to date mixed race and white guys.
angry
RomanceRe: Photos From A Nairalanders Wedding Ceremony by MrCork: 12:19am On Jun 05, 2021
Nacoss25:
It happen on Sunday 30th may, 2021
It ended in joy and praise to God Almighty.
Join me cerebrate and share in our joy. God bless you.
bro but she ain't lightskin!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Photos From A Nairalanders Wedding Ceremony by MrCork: 12:19am On Jun 05, 2021
Nacoss25:
It happen on Sunday 30th may, 2021
It ended in joy and praise to God Almighty.
Join me cerebrate and share in our joy. God bless you.
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by MrCork: 12:17am On Jun 05, 2021
A305:
One thing I have come to realize is; when a Nairalander intends to sign up their very first account, the individual uses his name, nickname or something sensible and meaningful. But when they deactivate to start another account. You would be seeing funny monikers like:

Smellyanus
Bodyodour
EkelediliBuhari
Puzzynegr0
Richsatan
Lifeofairforce1
HungerBad
Fuckmewell
Orijin101
sweetsoup
egusisoup
born2fuck
Madgoat
Truckpusher
irunobo
mrcork
Iduwuogbo
Buygala
Lesbianboy
Born2eatpussy
Weedtaker
Mad cow
Brodapounds
BrodaEuro
Coconuthead
Okijajuju1
Onijagidijagan
Pussygotlips
ichidodo
Liedictector
Wailingwailers
Biafrabushboy
Bushyanus
Dickdastardly
irunobo
Friedplantain
Ishilove
Friedplantain
Yuzedo
Sexkillz
Ileke idi
Unibenstudent
Iyawitch
Feedmemore
Fuckmelord
Imsuboy
5minsofmadness
Boiledplantain
UselessGoat
yabaleft
mosquitolaps
DICKtator

And many more funny monikers.

Majority of people who come up with these bizarre names are guys and if want to see more, take a scroll to the Olosho thread. Funny new monikers always gets created to either troll or disguise.
angry
RomanceRe: How To Increase Your Sperm Quality Naturally by MrCork: 11:15pm On Jun 03, 2021
okhueleigbe:
What do you think
but can we juss watch blue film? angry
RomanceRe: My New Boyfriend Is Already Hinting For Sex by MrCork: 5:38pm On Jun 03, 2021
Felililicia:
This is somebody, I just accepted a month ago,
I barely know him though we met twice during the relationship. During the third one( yesterday) now he is hinting for sex, the way I replied him made him change topic and said he was joking.
Anytime we meet his joystick get visibly aroused. I need a serious man. Should I dump him.
Earlier thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6576284/did-rush-accept-guy-hope
so u don't want the Gentlemen to ask u for puccccccccy..abi?...are u related to Bksoul?(no oofens) angry
RomanceRe: My New Boyfriend Is Already Hinting For Sex by MrCork: 5:36pm On Jun 03, 2021
Felililicia:
This is somebody, I just accepted a month ago,
I barely know him though we met twice during the relationship. During the third one( yesterday) now he is hinting for sex, the way I replied him made him change topic and said he was joking.
Anytime we meet his joystick get visibly aroused. I need a serious man. Should I dump him.
Earlier thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6576284/did-rush-accept-guy-hope
angry
RomanceRe: Advice On What To Do With This Money by MrCork: 10:45pm On Jun 02, 2021
OGWILLS123:
Damnn niggar ! angry ..... issoright sad . i will teach you sport trading.
angry
RomanceRe: Advice On What To Do With This Money by MrCork: 10:45pm On Jun 02, 2021
BKsoul:
hungry thief.... you want to scam him abihuh? redpiller thief
angry
FoodRe: Do You Cut Your Vegetables In The Market? by MrCork: 10:41pm On Jun 02, 2021
Crunchyg3:
please can you answer me already or I won't bother you again
Bro was the deal between u & my woman dorin27??... are u foking her or u juss friend sir? angry
FoodRe: Do You Cut Your Vegetables In The Market? by MrCork: 10:40pm On Jun 02, 2021
Crunchyg3:
please can you answer me already or I won't bother you again
angry
FoodRe: Do You Cut Your Vegetables In The Market? by MrCork: 10:39pm On Jun 02, 2021
dorin27:
Bros calm down na. Haba!!
angry
LiteratureRe: Black Maria 4 (Nemesis) by MrCork: 10:36pm On Jun 02, 2021
LarrySun:
It is now available on OkadaBooks for N300 only. The PDF is available for N500 only.

https://okadabooks.com/book/about/oscar/40260
angry
LiteratureRe: Black Maria 4 (Nemesis) by MrCork: 10:35pm On Jun 02, 2021
Nmezor:
Thanks for the update Oga Larry
angry
RomanceRe: "Only Women Will Understand"- See What A Lady Seen Doing Inside Room That Got Pe by MrCork: 9:03pm On Jun 02, 2021
Hisduchess:
I almost had an extra year cos of it .wanted to miss one of my final year paper cos of it.but I thank God I managed.
i love okoro babes like u mennn...especially them ones with heavy yams on there leg...kaiiiiiii!!!
how big is ya yam again?
cheesy
PoliticsRe: What Did Igbos Do To Buhari? - Reno Omokri Asks by MrCork: 9:01pm On Jun 02, 2021
Hisduchess:
Anyway what's my business kwanu,we Igbos will continue employing their brothers to be our gatemen and to also look after our cows during festive periods.let their 1% be destroying Nigeria in the name of yeye leadership abi leadergoat.mtchewwww. mrcork happy new year hope Corona never enter pekan to carry you.
angry
RomanceScandal, Scandal, Scandal, Scandal, Scandal....please Help!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:56pm On Jun 02, 2021
My landlord wife saw me again this morning and said Gooood morning darling..
this is the second time she call me darling this week. This is the trick all women use when they in love (they call u darling)
I think she in love..please help!!!!! angry

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