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RomanceRe: This Is The Main Reason Why Girls Don't Give You Their Number by MrCork: 2:15pm On Oct 15, 2020
Goodmarlian:
You don't ask a girl for permission to get her number,when you do this you are giving her options to say yes or no ,and no is the most easy thing for girls to say.
When you want to get a girls number you don't ask her if she will give you,after having a brief interesting conversation with her just tell her you would love to see her again that she is a friendly person,just give her your phone to type her number never ask her you will have a 90% chance you will get her number. wink
so the book u read say we must talk story for 2hour be for we collect number...correct?
..bro did u goto publick school?(no oofense)
angry
RomanceRe: This Is The Main Reason Why Girls Don't Give You Their Number by MrCork: 2:12pm On Oct 15, 2020
Goodmarlian:
You don't ask a girl for permission to get her number,when you do this you are giving her options to say yes or no ,and no is the most easy thing for girls to say.
When you want to get a girls number you don't ask her if she will give you,after having a brief interesting conversation with her just tell her you would love to see her again that she is a friendly person,just give her your phone to type her number never ask her you will have a 90% chance you will get her number. wink
angry
RomanceRe: Name Your Favourite Nairalander Members ? Share Your Own. by MrCork: 2:09pm On Oct 15, 2020
fati2001:
many but here are tops

sameazy15

zzor

Shanklee

vzzy

tabasco23

shamsin6300

virginprincess

sixfeetbelle

nweazeeemmaunel

Uzomacharles

Cosmicphoenix

thesourcerer

explorers

palema007
Ovay

Odoctor

Descortes

Dollytino4real

llamina

jackpot

lekki1444
bro do u hav taste?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Name Your Favourite Nairalander Members ? Share Your Own. by MrCork: 2:08pm On Oct 15, 2020
fati2001:
many but here are tops

sameazy15

zzor

Shanklee

vzzy

tabasco23

shamsin6300

virginprincess

sixfeetbelle

nweazeeemmaunel

Uzomacharles

Cosmicphoenix

thesourcerer

explorers

palema007
Ovay

Odoctor

Descortes

Dollytino4real

llamina

jackpot

lekki1444
angry
RomanceRe: Stop Being Kind To Women! by MrCork: 1:24pm On Oct 15, 2020
dorin27:
What did you do that led to the end of your relationship with her? You sound heart broken
I have been heart broken since u refuse to gimmme punnnny...why on earth r u bother if 0p die?....r u not a Christian. Why dont u help me nah?? angry
RomanceRe: She Ask Other Guys For Money But Don't Ask Me. by MrCork: 2:27am On Oct 15, 2020
Admissionclass:
There is this girl I met through my friend,I collected her number and we started chatting, throughout our interactions we flirt,we play and discus but she never asked for money infact as a lady she tells me she doesn't collect money from guys that she prefers to work for herself.

We have stopped chatting for a while and I met my friend through whom I met her and jokingly ask him about the girl ,to my surprise he told me to forget about that golddigger who is always billing him.. shocked shocked
I was surprised if it's the same I met why this strange behaviour..
bro she like u....she dint want to theif yor pocket moiney..is her name Zzor?!() angry
RomanceRe: She Ask Other Guys For Money But Don't Ask Me. by MrCork: 2:26am On Oct 15, 2020
Admissionclass:
There is this girl I met through my friend,I collected her number and we started chatting, throughout our interactions we flirt,we play and discus but she never asked for money infact as a lady she tells me she doesn't collect money from guys that she prefers to work for herself.

We have stopped chatting for a while and I met my friend through whom I met her and jokingly ask him about the girl ,to my surprise he told me to forget about that golddigger who is always billing him.. shocked shocked
I was surprised if it's the same I met why this strange behaviour..
angry
RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 11:47pm On Oct 14, 2020
Silentgroper:
grin. Promise to take her to pekam, she'd definitely oblige
Zzor keep playin had to get like
Japanese kangaroo....I bet she will giv me punnny if I buy her chicken n chip plus Super malt. .I no her type.they try to looklike they gots class

She on nairaland 24/7
undecided
RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 11:15pm On Oct 14, 2020
Silentgroper:
Lmao. So u're d reason 4 zzor pix.. Hahaha isnt dorin27 showing u enuf or they aint as fresh as zzor's
..bro my to do mission before Christmas is to hav 3some wit Zzor & dorin27....dorin27 as all ready accepted but that stubborn goat Zzor still playing had to get..
Am ready to give her my salary one 1minutes action thou
smiley
RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 9:47pm On Oct 14, 2020
Zzor:
exactly
...exactly. its national dont were bra day this month...can u quicklyplease show me prove u ain't wereing bra please...juss a quick flash please..only me. Please hurry & tanks smiley
RomanceLadies, End *playinghadtogetsars* Now!!!@ by MrCork(op): 4:40pm On Oct 14, 2020


Ladies we are fedddddup & all males are boycotting u from today wit immediate affect
. We r protesting:

... endPLAYINGhadTOgetNOW

Ladies, this is yor punishment for stressin us up. We all boycotting u for a week

Guys, join me.. let's avoid all females for a week!! (real talk) angry
PhonesRe: Apple iPhone 12 Series officially unveiled by MrCork: 4:34pm On Oct 14, 2020
airminem:
MrCork get senses
...calm down baby.
am a nice guy..let me look na..haba..or is that too mush to ask? Cant u juss help a brother out? At least ,do it for yor country ghana!
undecided
FamilyRe: Aged Parents Matter by MrCork: 3:06pm On Oct 14, 2020
Ishilove:
Cork, when you set out to be an A-hole, you always succeed spectacularly.
wow.. am hurt..very hurt.
.. 6vmonths ago,u was female, most beautiful curvy chocolate cutest babe...today u are full grown Male wit deep voice
. U hurt me. Am really hurt. Really realy hurt. This is y I stopped meeting chicks in person.
Tank u!!
undecided
FashionRe: Makeup Photos Of Lady With Tribal Mark (Before & After) by MrCork: 2:13pm On Oct 14, 2020
Adeola25:
I hate tribal marks, see how they spoiled a beautiful girl's face. mtcheeeww
anyways hello & hi are u. Am a music video director & hav director music videos for celebrity like beyansi, davido, Victorian, Dorin27, Zzor, puffy daddy, wizkid, tiwari savet& others. Could u please quickly kindly send me a full size naaaaked photo of yor beautiful sef so I can invite down for audition in my office & my place. I live in mansion. Please kindly hurry so u dont miss this shance smiley
FamilyRe: Aged Parents Matter by MrCork: 2:12pm On Oct 14, 2020
Chimpretty:
Lets not be too quick to judge the children, some parents neglected their children while growing up,they didnt show them love,some even didnt send their wards to school talk more of providing basic things of life for them,some bark and curse their kids at slightest provaction,so at old age they will be reaping what they sowed.i know of people who are running away from their aged parents because in their own words" s/he is troublesome ". As for the children that were well nurtured but chose to turn away when their parents needs them , they always regret it when the parents are dead and they will stay with that guilt for the rest of their lives.
anyways hello & hi are u. Am a music video director & hav director music videos for celebrity like beyansi, davido, Victorian, Dorin27, Zzor, puffy daddy, wizkid, tiwari savet& others. Could u please quickly kindly send me a full size naaaaked photo of yor beautiful sef so I can invite down for audition in my office & my place. I live in mansion. Please kindly hurry so u dont miss this shance smiley
LiteratureRe: by MrCork: 2:12pm On Oct 14, 2020
Ann2612:
Present
Tank u.
anyways hello & hi are u. Am a music video director & hav director music videos for celebrity like beyansi, davido, Victorian, Dorin27, Zzor, puffy daddy, wizkid, tiwari savet& others. Could u please quickly kindly send me a full size naaaaked photo of yor beautiful sef so I can invite down for audition in my office & my place. I live in mansion. Please kindly hurry so u dont miss this shance smiley
CareerRe: 6-Year Degree Program Or Professional Courses, Which Should I Go For? by MrCork: 2:11pm On Oct 14, 2020
EvE11:
Go for professional certification to get you into your career and afterwards you can do an online degree
anyways hello & hi are u. Am a music video director & hav director music videos for celebrity like beyansi, davido, Victorian, Dorin27, Zzor, puffy daddy, wizkid, tiwari savet& others. Could u please quickly kindly send me a full size naaaaked photo of yor beautiful sef so I can invite down for audition in my office & my place. I live in mansion. Please kindly hurry so u dont miss this shance smiley
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Beginning To Reason With Jehovah Witness On Their Stand Concerning Trinity by MrCork: 2:09pm On Oct 14, 2020
Zzor:
shes fine ma
I no. Tanks. Please please please. Can I enter? smiley
RomanceRe: Is There Any Difference Between A Serious & A Committed Relationship? by MrCork: 2:08pm On Oct 14, 2020
WrittyWritter:
No be d same tin.. huh

^^^^typical village girl talking in pigeon English

anyways hello & hi are u. Am a music video director & hav director music videos for celebrity like beyansi, davido, Victorian, Dorin27, Zzor, puffy daddy, wizkid, tiwari savet& others. Could u please quickly kindly send me a full size naaaaked photo of yor beautiful sef so I can invite down for audition in my office & my place. I live in mansion. Please kindly hurry so u dont miss this shance smiley


RomanceRe: WOW. Great News: Just Heard!!! by MrCork(op): 10:38am On Oct 14, 2020
Abiababe:
Hahaha, i don't know how to upload pics, i would uploaded mine ��
..kaiiii. we more concern about the boooobsi photo. Please upload booobsi photo first so u can encourage other chicks to up load. tanks! cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do Relationship Without Money Survive? by MrCork: 12:11am On Oct 14, 2020
Zzor:
How does relationships without money survives?i know there are still very few good ladies/men out there who are into relationships with no financial backing.Please I want to know where such relationships derive their joy from?How is their happy moments like? What keeps them going and not tired?Do they laugh in such relationships?if yes, what could be the reason for their laughter? Please nobody should insult me,i only asked some harmless questions.
well..I simply pay for punnnny wit student union discount card...that way u save moiney! cheesy
RomanceRe: Anything Wrong With Her?? by MrCork: 11:48pm On Oct 13, 2020
Zzor:
She should avoid private moments with the male species,i think it will go a long way for her
hey miss parrot..a.k.a talk too much.

Anyways
I cant sleep & am wearing my £3000 vasachi boxer shots...please can u tell me a sexxy bed time story wit yor deep yoruba voice about u swimming in thong...pls hurry!
smiley
RomanceRe: WOW. Great News: Just Heard!!! by MrCork(op): 11:40pm On Oct 13, 2020
Abiababe:
grin grin grin grin

Fun
..ermm sweery.
we are not hear to sell groundnut I beg...u r hear to show proof u ain't wereing bra.. please do it for yor country. Yor country love u twice. Be patrotick..please hurry, show up!.
cheesy
RomanceRe: Anything Wrong With Her?? by MrCork: 10:41pm On Oct 13, 2020
StacyO:
Please pardon the errors and try read through.
It'll be a very concise writeup.

A friend of mine is seeking for help with what she's going through and this is me trying to table it here for better advice.


Her first relationship last year August crashed due to her inability to add sex to the table.
Being a virgin,she just doesn't want to give in at all.
Now,her main problem is that every guy she come across wants to get in between her legs by every means possible and according to her, she have encountered 4 rape attempts from her close friends.
Even her dad is not spared from the temptation and keeping male friends(which has always been the best) is now a horror show. Their form of excuse is either she was "irresistible or was sending the wrong signs" She told me the last rape attempt was this afternoon by a very close friend. Her question goes thus 1) Is she possessed by some sensual spirit? 2) What do you think might be wrong with her?

Because as it stands now,she is depressed, bitter,suicidal and I won't lie, this is how feminism starts.
What do you think is going on? Your advice is needed, I don't want to lose someone this 2020 sad
You can bash too if you want.
..hello..its national dont were bra day this month....please u were bra? Color ? :size? cheesy

CrimeRe: An Evil Competition And A Poor Marketing Strategy by MrCork: 10:38pm On Oct 13, 2020
[quote author=StacyO post=90117751][/quote]^^^kaiiii see nyansh!!!
But y dint u let me no u gots nyansh mennn!!.
It looks edible.
...we need to discuss!!
cheesy
FamilyRe: At 26 My Dad Still Flogs Me by MrCork: 9:57pm On Oct 13, 2020
BKsoul:
Your kind of person cannot harbor friends or family, you go use rules kill them... Do you realize that some people get home from work around 10pm everyday maybe due to traffic or some other thingshuh
loud mouth as been quite for 5 days...did MOD ban u? .. grin grin grin grin
I begged u to act like lady but instead, u cuss out everyone like roadside mechanic.
Hope they lift ya ban next year
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: WOW. Great News: Just Heard!!! by MrCork(op): 6:28pm On Oct 13, 2020
Camelot65:
Victorian still dey nairaland??

BTW "Endsars protests masked The No#bra day"
bro Victorian is always selling Lace on nairaland...she a village girl grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceWOW. Great News: Just Heard!!! by MrCork(op): 6:20pm On Oct 13, 2020
kaiii...juss been informed this whole month is no Bra week!!! . cheesy
Ladies, technicaly this means u MUST represent yor country by directly showing (ONLY ME) full size photo & proof.So i can notify management of yor great service

Ladies ..am wereing my glasses now so ..please hurry!!!


cc
Nmezor(i beg no story please!!) angry
virginprincess ( I beg hurry) cheesy
Victorian cheesy
Zzor (Trouble maker) angry
Hisduchess
Jemiwizzy
Dorin27 (no story please,,juss show up) angry
Pancakeey
KEMISTR3
airminem
Dyt
purples25
and the other chicks i forgot..please hurry! cheesy




RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 5:51pm On Oct 13, 2020
Zzor:
Yes, I don't want SARS to end because it keeps criminals,yahoo boys,thiefs,ritualists,irresponsible men in check.Those young men you see clamouring and protesting against SARS are very irresponsible men who got something up their sleeves,just a few responsible one's fell victim to SARS unfortunately.I'm yet to see the likes of Elo Umeh,Uche Pedro,Seun Osewa,Wale Tinubu,Mike Adenuga jnr,The Monipulo's, Wahab Folawiyo jnr,Miss Zzor and their likes in this protest,all I see is Davido, Buna boy, yahoo boys and internet fraudsters.My own campaign #Don'tEndSars# begins soon.By the way,who missed me here? where are my darlings,virginprincess,fati2001,mariangeles,mynd44,lalasticlala,seun?
angry

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