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RomanceRe: Seems My Bae Is A Hoe..help! by MrCork: 2:06pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
we closed since 12
... sweeeery.. serrrriosly we need to mate...am feeling Yor laps.. got me had earlier thou. We must discuss!! wink
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:04pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
Believe whatever you may but I'm proudly dark-skinned.




You should hit the gym and rehab asap Mr Cork
.. WTF?..rehab?.. who?.. me?...a Londoner?.. u sayin I should gottttto rehab? undecided
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RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:01pm On Jul 30, 2017
Falzdbadtguy:
Are you a doctor?
.yes
RomanceRe: Seems My Bae Is A Hoe..help! by MrCork: 2:00pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
I'm still in Church, tired angry
..ok..so u on nairaland in church... correct... sweeery, u going to hell(no oofeense) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 1:51pm On Jul 30, 2017
Falzdbadtguy:
i don't need GBK lunch money brov

Sorry, its nothing personal.
Just wanna get some of ur chicks
..well am tryyyyina find if chicks like fat guys n if no....I hit the gym quick!!! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Three Reasons To Get To Church On Time by MrCork: 1:49pm On Jul 30, 2017
Akerry:
was she really talking about sex?
..who.. Oyindidi?...yea..she all ways talkin about sexxxxccx..been askin her for some thou.
She fine has hell
smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 1:46pm On Jul 30, 2017
Falzdbadtguy:
lol.... No need to brag about my status here... If it took you 25 years to buy that its gonna take me 2 years.... But am just saying
...be nice to me n I will post u £13(cash) to buy a suit there in Nigeria....my advise..work on yorrrr presentation!!(real talk) undecided
RomanceRe: Seems My Bae Is A Hoe..help! by MrCork: 1:44pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
gringrin I'm exhausted Corky, did you go to Church today?
......went to a disco parrrry last nite, drank 5 bottles of Corrrrecttion..woke up late & missed first service. I plannnnto replace my alarm clock thou angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 1:37pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
How am I causing trouble?
..u jump on the thread tryyyyina attack
Elantraceey becozzzz she lightskin n she has nice voice....today is Sunday...don't u have Bible study classes today?
undecided
RomanceRe: Seems My Bae Is A Hoe..help! by MrCork: 1:32pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
Perv, my laps dey give u erection abi? I won't put it
.. actually yes..I mistakenly cummmm on yorrr lap 3 weeks ago. It wazzz am accident thou..if u don't wantttto put it up..putttttit up for your country..Ghana!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 1:29pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
Lwkm grin grin grin cheesy cheesy




Mr cork sorry to disappoint you, I'm ain't light-skinned smiley
YOU LIE...only lightskin babes having sweeeet names like yours...u r lightskiin..and I no you would date a fat London guy.. Yayyyyy!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 1:26pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
Why not learn to stop mentioning me on all threads angry
..how?.... today is Sunday..did u gottttto church??...stop makin trouble n stop tryinna derail threads nah!! undecided
TravelRe: Why Does Nigeria Immigration Hire Contractors To Handle Visa Applications? by MrCork: 1:24pm On Jul 30, 2017
SirJeffry:
I recently secured a Nigerian visa and I was led to apply through one INNOVATE 1 SERVICES who ended up taking $20 as a processing fee after paying $160 visa fees. At the end of the day, I still paid another $30 processing fee to Nigeria embassy Washington. I'm not much worried about the fees but why establish and fund Nigeria immigration services when they can't take care of their business such as this? I've never heard or seen this practice done in other countries. I don't even want to talk about the shabby Nigeria visa with no passport photograph included, no visa interview, unlike other countries who grill intending travelers at interviews.

Any immigration officer here to clarify these?
...white people don't take bribe... Nigerian do!!!(((no oofeense)) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 1:22pm On Jul 30, 2017
Falzdbadtguy:
Also not sure, what would you say Mercedes C Class/ Chrysler 300cc, BMW 3 series or Audi A4 cabriolet? as 1st UK car?
...son I drive £28000(cash)..start saving n i swaaaaar u can get one in 25years time. I got mine within 6 month thou (real talk) wink



https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet


smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 1:18pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
Did you drink excess wine? where did you hear my voice and see my picture? cheesy
... sweeery..yorrr name sound like sweeet wine meannnin u must have a sweeeet voice n u must be lightskin becozzzz from yorrrr grammmer spelling, u definitely a wifey material unlike chicks like Oyindidi (village girl)...and guess wot, yorr eyes look like shooootin star travelling from London to Japan cozzzz any man will drink yorr bath water!!!(kaiii..see lyrics) wink



Cc

Note:
Falzdbatguy....son..pliss watch n learn lyrics on how to impress females.. I will help u!
smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 1:04pm On Jul 30, 2017
Falzdbadtguy:
maybe i'll find someone who can help arrange innit
..ok son u win..young man tryinna use Aquarian to impress the ladies...i givvvvvvup!! undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 1:01pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
You're the one doing wayo here o.


Focus on one thing jare grin tongue
.. sweeery yorr voice sound sweeet n u loook like Beyansi...so would u date a fat guy ... especially if he from London? cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 12:58pm On Jul 30, 2017
Falzdbadtguy:
Please peeps, where's the best place to put an aquarium here?
...my niggggga... romance section strictly for chasssssin females....plis carrrrryon yorrrr fish to Aquarian section!!(no oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 12:56pm On Jul 30, 2017
Falzdbadtguy:
Please peeps, where's the best place to put an aquarium here?
angry
RomanceRe: Chat Of A Girl That Didn't Respond To Me On Badoo Till I Said I Have A Car by MrCork: 12:53pm On Jul 30, 2017
Stegomiah:
Oga, park well 4 corner joor
It's Sunday..... Not ready to stain my hands with insanity grin
... sweeery I drive £28000(cash)
range rover spot...technically..that means I can easily get u. I lie?
undecided
RomanceRe: Sexy Female Soldiers Speaks by MrCork: 12:47pm On Jul 30, 2017
dasauce:
We are single and emotional, after all we're humans and have blood running through our veins..

Why is it that men don't want to come to Barracks and seek our hands in marriage? Abi them dey fearhuh
... sexxxxccy how?...are they lightskin?(no oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Chat Of A Girl That Didn't Respond To Me On Badoo Till I Said I Have A Car by MrCork: 12:46pm On Jul 30, 2017
Stegomiah:
What is the morale of this post?
.did i mention .I drive £28000 range rover spot wink
Christianity EtcRe: Three Reasons To Get To Church On Time by MrCork: 12:42pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
I dey car dey wait for man, I think sey na women dey delay men
...but why r u talkin about sexxxxccx on religion secttttion?... today is Sunday...I tire ooooooo!! undecided
LiteratureRe: Best Nigerian Novel U Eva Read? by MrCork: 12:31pm On Jul 30, 2017
kristana:
Mine is half of a yellow sun. .lets av urs
..kaiiiii...nice lips..can we mate? cheesy]
RomanceRe: Seems My Bae Is A Hoe..help! by MrCork: 12:21pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
Same to you sweetheart...
..will u replace that ugly parrrramofolikk picture on yorrr profile with the old one showering yorrrr nyansh n booooobsi plis...we hate that $hit !! angry
RomanceRe: Seems My Bae Is A Hoe..help! by MrCork: 12:13pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
Same to you sweetheart...
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 10:09pm On Jul 29, 2017
Blesso222:
Why not?
^^^^shes a wifey material!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op):
thepussyhunter:
exactly!!!


And thank you my good sir.............hope you aiint mad that i cant marry your fat self sha o
...noted... spek to jacksparr0w127...he slim n he look Libya! undecided
RomanceRe: New On Nairaland Want To Make Friends by MrCork: 5:43pm On Jul 29, 2017
OsaBkt:
any nairaland around Ipaja to ayobo area
...bro be careful... falconey is well know for man handling people s priiiik... although he claim he ain't really gay!((juss sayin) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 5:30pm On Jul 29, 2017
thepussyhunter:
and who says ama guy huh?

Anywayss oga i have spoken my own
i cant marry fat guys like you
whether from london or libya angry
...ok bro....so u can Marry slim men from Libya but u not really gay..corrrect??....more power to u sir!!!(no oofeense) embarassed
RomanceRe: New On Nairaland Want To Make Friends by MrCork: 5:12pm On Jul 29, 2017
falconey:

Sinz see wetin you cause, see wetin you let this fat bastard talk.
ⁿ1/01
...use 0w№¥##2####¥¥¥¥¥###2//334/black so cryap to wasppp
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 4:57pm On Jul 29, 2017
ShayGirl:
That definitely means u r fat....oh no! shocked shocked shocked

grin grin grin
angry

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