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CelebritiesRe: Female Corper Recreates Her Mother's Decade Old NYSC Photo by MrCork: 5:39am On Jul 25, 2017
oluwabless1:
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A Nigerian youth corp member has taken to social media to recreate a decade photo of her mother during her service year.

The social media user, identified as @bukhunmie, Precious Bukunmi Majekodunmi, took to Instagram to share this collage..

She wrote;

‘Throwback Friday��….When Facebook reminds you of pictures posted years back! I truly am my Mother’s Daughter!! ���… #wheniservedmynation’

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More @>>> http://trendinghelm..com/2017/07/female-corper-recreates-her-mothers.html
...but why she fat like elephant...can she find gym?(no oofeense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts His 30 Billion Chain (Photos) by MrCork: 5:35am On Jul 25, 2017
TunezTV:
Nigerian singer Davido took to his social story to share a photo of his new Iced out 30billion naira chain which he just got from his jeweller.

The diamond studded chain is said to be worth over 10 million naira.

See below...


http://tunezmedia..com/2017/07/davido-shows-off-his-30-billion-iced.html
..FAKE CHAIN!!! angry
RomanceRe: If You Are Still Awake..make A Shout Out To Two Persons by MrCork: 5:31am On Jul 25, 2017
sekxy:
okay..I'm just not in the mood to sleep now..

my night shout out goes to this two very good friend of mine..

Biafrabushboy
Kondomatic

...so join me and make a shout out to those good friends of yours...
...jusss woke up to fart... going baccccckto bed... laters!! angry
RomanceRe: Your Worst Date? by MrCork: 5:20am On Jul 25, 2017
megareal:
Actually I've had two but there is this particular one that nearly drove me mad. I had met this dashing young man who on the outside looked suave and urbane. On our first date, he took me to a fancy restaurant and we ordered our meals. He ordered eba while I went for coconut rice. As the meal arrived, he plunged into it without the courtesy of even waiting for my meal to arrive. I waved it off and attributed it to hunger but it was his table manners that really turned me off. The guy lunged into his food like a deprived refugee, smacking his lips, sucking noisily on his fingers, chewing with mouth open while gasping for air like an asthmatic. By the time my food arrived, I was the focus of all eyes in the restaurant because at this time, the guy was 'gisting' with me in a loud voice while sucking and grunting like a pig on a piece of meat with soup running down both sides of his mouth and down his fingers. I couldn't bring myself to eat my food and he thought he could urge me on by plunging his soup stained hand into my rice to feed me a piece of meat. The last straw was when he sneezed (and noisily too), then he reached for the towel, (not the serviette that was right in front of him o)and noisily blew his nose into it, then he cleared his throat and added a dose of phlegm while other customers were shuddering and hissing at him. I couldn't tolerate it any longer, I simple picked up my purse and left the restaurant. I barred his number from my phone and never ever went out with him again.
So fellow Nlanders, is there any experience to equal or beat mine?
...are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Your Worst Date? by MrCork: 5:20am On Jul 25, 2017
megareal:
Actually I've had two but there is this particular one that nearly drove me mad. I had met this dashing young man who on the outside looked suave and urbane. On our first date, he took me to a fancy restaurant and we ordered our meals. He ordered eba while I went for coconut rice. As the meal arrived, he plunged into it without the courtesy of even waiting for my meal to arrive. I waved it off and attributed it to hunger but it was his table manners that really turned me off. The guy lunged into his food like a deprived refugee, smacking his lips, sucking noisily on his fingers, chewing with mouth open while gasping for air like an asthmatic. By the time my food arrived, I was the focus of all eyes in the restaurant because at this time, the guy was 'gisting' with me in a loud voice while sucking and grunting like a pig on a piece of meat with soup running down both sides of his mouth and down his fingers. I couldn't bring myself to eat my food and he thought he could urge me on by plunging his soup stained hand into my rice to feed me a piece of meat. The last straw was when he sneezed (and noisily too), then he reached for the towel, (not the serviette that was right in front of him o)and noisily blew his nose into it, then he cleared his throat and added a dose of phlegm while other customers were shuddering and hissing at him. I couldn't tolerate it any longer, I simple picked up my purse and left the restaurant. I barred his number from my phone and never ever went out with him again.
So fellow Nlanders, is there any experience to equal or beat mine?
angry
RomanceRe: I Need A Lady In Edo State by MrCork: 5:18am On Jul 25, 2017
greatnaija01:
if you are not sure of someone taking you out and making you feel like a woman this xmas, i got a solution offer for you ladies in edo state, kindly pm me and let the games begin, also if you need contacts of rich benin guys who are just back from abroad, mail me sharply.....its all about fun.
..bro... .Jacksparr0w127 is available.....the boy is always loookin for new man on nairaland he have feminine voice!!(Real talk) smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies, Is This True? by MrCork(op):
Oyindidi:
Troll
^^^^ darlin..this is yorr time to shine on nairaland...,..THANK ME LATER!!! wink
RomanceLadies, Is This True? by MrCork(op):
... Sekxy (popular nairaland lady) confirm that all black women can hold fart for up to a week...ladies..is this really true?.pls advice! smiley
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 10:27pm On Jul 24, 2017
ADENIKETINA2015:
It's either you're delusional or hallucinating so, please get off my mention undecided
...did I mention I drive£28000(cash) range rover spot....jussss in case u ask!! wink
RomanceRe: Help: I'm Tired Of Who To Marry by MrCork: 10:12pm On Jul 24, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
That's what it is
^°°but why is this gay's talkin to Oyindidi?...ain't u gay anymore?((this is confused since))) undecided
RomanceRe: Help: I'm Tired Of Who To Marry by MrCork: 10:11pm On Jul 24, 2017
Oyindidi:
Why you mumu like cold akamu like this?
...tryyyyina fix u up witan...the least u can say to me is: thank u Mr cork! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 9:37pm On Jul 24, 2017
ADENIKETINA2015:
It's either you're delusional or hallucinating so, please get off my mention undecided
...u commmmto nairaland sayin u like that skiiiiny refugee hungry looookin boy Lambogini like u was there when he bought it and then u got angry cozzzz we expose u has a gold digger..(((SHAME ON U)).. no oofeense!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 9:35pm On Jul 24, 2017
ADENIKETINA2015:
It's either you're delusional or hallucinating so, please get off my mention undecided
^^^^gold digggger wit atitude...an then she complains she can't find man on nairaland!!!(Shame) undecided
RomanceRe: Am Sick Because Of A Girl by MrCork: 7:35pm On Jul 24, 2017
Goodlyhrt:
Am suffering frm depression, loss of appetite, general body weakness, loss of concentration, constipation infact am wrecked emotionally cos am dating a girl that lives nextdoor.


And you guys warned me earlier that it wil result to thir
...bro beware of Falconey....he well know for sukkkin dik!! (Real talk) embarassed
RomanceRe: Help: I'm Tired Of Who To Marry by MrCork: 7:15pm On Jul 24, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
just shût up and get the steppings.

You think everything/time is joke?
Godhelpme2017 is not lookin for boyfriend so pls...go n find fun on yahoo gay website!!(no oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Help: I'm Tired Of Who To Marry by MrCork: 7:05pm On Jul 24, 2017
Godhelpme2017:
Good day everyone, I have been reading on this forum since Dec 2013 & I know there are a lot of intelligent people here, my reason for coming for advice.

I will be clocking 33 & also become a PhD in few months. I'm financially stable, Virgin and a Christian. I had my first and only true love relationship while in the university with a sister in the small campus fellowship. The relationship failed after I graduated and went for my NYSC because of communication issue of 8 months. She told me my love in her heart has faded away and she could not love me any more.

Some times around 2014, I met a 300L student on Facebook from same university where I graduated from. I went to see her face to face after 2 months of friendship. I told her from my heart that day I'm going to marry you. This was time I was battling with master's degree thesis when I had no idea of being where I am today. I saw her love for me. She replied immediately by telling me how she lost her virginity pride during Jamb wàhálà and between then & late 2013 she had slept with 4 guys,and had an abortion before gaining admission. I still loved her and appreciated her openness.

Today, these are issues bothering my heart. Most times, I now think why must I still be a Virgin at 33 & still want to marry someone who has been sexually active since jamb days? I appreciate her openness but this disturbs me a lot. I have met her parents and she does visit my parents at home too. My parents like her as well. Also, I have considered, this lady have no idea of what I worth today. She persists despite being in a long distance relationship. I have saved twice for wedding and I diverted it to other projects. The university has been on strike for many months now, this is not issue anyway.

I have made this lady cried on phone because of my attitude due to what I think some times not that I'm dating anyone else. Presently without deceiving anyone, I'm tired of living single life, apart from the part that my parents do remind me of marriage,I love marriage and I really want to get married.

Lastly, I do have conversations on WhatsApp with many of my students especially the female ones of which some of them would be graduating from university soon. These are students I taught mathematics during my masters degree programs. Some of them do ask me when am I getting married? But I still think I might be disgracing myself talking to them about marriage since many of them are below 20 despite fast education while I'd be 33 soon. I have saved again for a wedding I have no date for.

I strongly believe advices from matured & intelligent people especially from married people would be of great help for me. Thanks.

I forgot to add this, I had discussed this with a wonderful brother of mine, a matured Christian, he said to me "All I could see is that your life became meaningful shortly after meeting this lady, this might be more than what I know"
.. Oyindidi of nairaland is available,
single & ready to mingle...she calm she lightskin thou..bro pls talk to her!!
wink
RomanceRe: Wickedness At It's Peak; See What I Did To A Boy! by MrCork: 6:36pm On Jul 24, 2017
OlufemiAbisola:
Pray for me Mother, for I have killed a boy.
I mercilessly shattered his heart to pieces,
I wickedly broke his soul for no reason.
Mother do say, whatever I do shall be paid back in full.
Does that mean I'll have my heart destroyed too?
It was unintentionally delibrate, the heartbreak was.
I lead him on, on, on and on,
Knowing fully well I have nothing to give back in return.
It was a game and I enjoyed it,
Wasting his precious time bit by bit.
I had no reason to love him,
Even if I tried, nothing from this heart will belong to him.
I was just playing my revenge tactics on the boy,
A revenge that has nothing to do with such innocent boy!
His friends claims he want to take his life,
As if it's my business, whatever he does with his life.
The question is; Will I Find True Love Again?
Or have I burnt out my only chance at happiness AGAIN?
P.S: I'm so sorry for my silence all this while. I promise to deliver more often.
Thank you.
angry
RomanceRe: Seun This Is For You And Do Something About It. by MrCork: 6:35pm On Jul 24, 2017
danthommies:
Please i need the officials of Nairaland to provide us with the list of Banned words on Nairaland.

i mean those words that gets us banned unnecessarily without them having negative effects on people.
I'm typing this so that we can know what to type on nairaland and stay free from the bots.
the ban of a stuff is becoming unbearable for me meanwhile i'm always innocent.
Cc: seun , lalasticlala , farano, mynd44 , mynd4 and other Nairaland officials
^^^story...are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Am New On Nairaland by MrCork: 6:31pm On Jul 24, 2017
jaksmillioniar:
I just join pls welcome me
.. congrats!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 5:48pm On Jul 24, 2017
miketayo:
yet u can't speak English its sad
....my niggggga...for some one wit 3 property and a range rover spot in pekam, south London.....trusss me...I don't need English. Be nice to me n I will post u £12 cash to buy a suit Thier in Nigeria!!(no oofeense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 4:08pm On Jul 24, 2017
ChrisOssai:
Mumu. At least he has money to rent lambo. Which exotic or super car can you afford to buy or lease. Fool!
...u people so dumb make dumb people praud........if I stand next to helicopter..do I own it??.
. ..son..u need Jesus in yorrr life!!(no oofeense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 1:04pm On Jul 24, 2017
ADENIKETINA2015:
Did you read my write up at all huh
You're mistaken my comment for someone else's cheesy
. ..so u sayin u love him cozzzz he drives Lambogini... correct?(((read yorrr last post,I said it..I think!) undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 12:37pm On Jul 24, 2017
ADENIKETINA2015:
It is well grin
...ok so u sayin u not a gold digger cozzzz u tink the boy drive Lambogini...correct? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 12:22pm On Jul 24, 2017
NIGHTMAREOO7:
Who told u he cant afford it..
I dnt think u know anything abt tekno.
....who the hell is he?.....if we don't no him here in London..he ain't rated!!!(real talk) angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 12:04pm On Jul 24, 2017
slimmiemichaels:
I wander btw u nd him who is lookin like a refugee....sorry how much are u worth...mr spirit of jealousy....dahz y u will 4eva remain poor
...am in London...u in Nigeria..the riff raf tekno is all so in Nigeria..great news is we Londonners all ways look better!!(no oofeense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 12:02pm On Jul 24, 2017
cupidoliver:
Foreign based cork.... You are so full of craps.... Does chris brown own every car he snaps with?? Or tygA?? Did tekno write that he owns the Lambo? whoever it was that posted this wAs the one that made the mistake.... And just cause you're making a living out of being a white man's servant in UK doesn't mean we home-based people are stupid or backwards... I neveR believed this shit, cause tekno never acquired a Lambo, so where is he gonna get one now.... You just gotta stop making a redundant statement about us (home-based people) being backwards.... That's bleeped up man, that means Nigeria is backwards as a whole.... And if that's so, then what are you doing on nairalandhuh
....calm down son..ok...u no tekno,,sadly he don't no u

..my advise...seek help so u can movvvvvup in life!!(no oofeense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 10:03am On Jul 24, 2017
Drogbs:
MrCork is just one alata boy that managed to smuggle his broke a.s s to London(that's if he's even there as he claims) another loud mouth on Nairaland, awon audio money boiz.
..son...I drive a car u can only dreammmmof....2008 range rover spot fully loaded....u don't believe me, the picture is on my old thread...look for my previous thread and u will see a thread called Mona..that's her name ! angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 10:00am On Jul 24, 2017
buniyad:
. But wetin be ur own nah, so dat majid michel bleeps with a lot ghananian actress and stand beside dem, does dat means dey are his wife. D guy is shooting a video with d car, nobody said he is d owner. He owns it or not, e no concern u nah.
....u homebase people worship anytin in that Africa place.. serrrriosly...that yorrr so call takno hear in London would be considered as a theif an arrrrested cozzzz he loooklike theif. ...u people call him celebrity..we in London refer to yorrrr homebase celebrity s. Has rifffff raffffs!!!(no oofeense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 9:50am On Jul 24, 2017
miketayo:
Fooled* you were making sense until now.
...am in London...u people r in Nigeria...do u people hav social media..FUK NO!!! .(no oofeense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 11:03pm On Jul 23, 2017
gozie112:
nobody ask u which car u dey drive ooh
...bro am from London and I drive a range...you homebase people have a lonnnng ways to go!!(no oofeense) angry

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