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RomanceRe: Should I Tell My Husband About My Dirty Past? by MrCork: 2:50pm On Aug 03, 2017
Rorachy:
Yes you should, our past will always haunt us.
angry
LiteratureRe: Shadows Of Yesterday By Tiffanyj by MrCork: 2:49pm On Aug 03, 2017
Alicapapaya:
Oya comand drink me, waiting for you.
...pliss if I drink u can u enter.... At list can the head of my cap enter for only 5 second? ..am from London cheesy
RomanceRe: What Is The Normal Age For A Lady To Marry? by MrCork: 10:22am On Aug 03, 2017
Goldfaze1:
give your self hope when no one gives you hope, I like your style.
...wot do u want from me apart from sexxxxccx?? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 10:01am On Aug 03, 2017
...guess we can now conclude 99.8 picent of nairaland females will date fat guys,,,.....THERES HOPE!!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Reasons Why SA Women Are The Best!!! by MrCork: 8:06am On Aug 03, 2017
Grace87:
6 Reasons Why South African woman are the most preferred by West African Men…

1. They are smart (Educated) and they have decent jobs, and they drive their own cars that they bought with their own money.
2. They are very submissive, and have respect for men. (It’s very rare in SA to hear a women swearing at her man, not even to tell him his is an idiot like most west African woman do)
3. They are great cooks, give them anything they can make a meal…any west African meal they do it to perfection.
4. They are more social, outgoing and spontaneous.
5. They are beautiful (Curves, and Pamela Anderson boobs)
6. Most importantly, they are believers of Christ…they don’t believe in witchcraft and using love portions on men.
10000000% true..n we agree..

South African women are lightskin cheesy


Nigerian women are dakkkkskin!! (No oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Please Help My New Girlfriend Wants To Leave Me by MrCork: 10:20pm On Aug 02, 2017
DateMynd44:
The relationship isn't even up to a month.
She's a slay queen studying mass communication in the university of Lagos.
I've spent all my resources in this few weeks of our nascent relationship.
She asked me to take her out to a classic food joint and I complied and spent more than 5k just for a sit out and I gave her money to fix her Brazilian hair and even planning on paying her second semester school fees.
Right now she says if I really love her and want to take care of her, she wants me to get her an Ankara design fashion cloth at the rate of 8k before she agrees to visit me.
Now I need 2 help from Nairalanders please
1) Nairalanders should help send me 5k let me use and add with the 3k I have already please so she won't leave me and break my heart pls good caring Nairalanders should send me 5k before Friday let me add and buy the dress for her to slay.

2) she will finally agree to visit me in my apartment but the problem is that I'm still living with my parents and guest house is costly these days.
So Nairalanders that are staying alone pls can you help me bring her to your apartment so you can then excuse us so I chop her finally?
. Thanks in anticipation.
...is she lightskin?] angry
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:41pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
hahaha i know you're gay grin
..and? undecided
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:37pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
why not answer my question, are you gay?
...why?...u want to hold my dik close to yorrr face?

Sorry bro..and not yorr kind!(no oofeense)
undecided
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:31pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
You gayhuh
...no but we tryyyyina hook u up wit jacksparr0w127...don't worry gay guys r harmless &
he hammmless.. all he talks about is global warming,jazz music n $hits like that!
undecided
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:26pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn cool


Where are all da haters..huh
...if u waz in London...we would tink u r Somali...u loooooklike them(no oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:21pm On Aug 02, 2017
TGoddess:
Na wa o.
...u from Togo?...I apologise angry
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:14pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn cool


Where are all da haters..huh
...have u meet jacksparr0w127..
.he loooooklike u...he claim he ain't realy gay thou(no oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:12pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Buhahahahahahahahahah grin
But jacksparrow is in London wit you why don't you wanna hook uppp?
..I suspect the gay community arrange his visa angry
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:10pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Buhahahahahahahahahah grin
But jacksparrow is in London wit you why don't you wanna hook uppp?
...how?..jacksparr0w127?.
did he come for the Manchester Gay Carnival?....I don't link up wit there type!!
angry
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:05pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
Enough of all this sh!it that you're saying, I will be in London next week. Will lyk to see you in person..
... London?....which London?.
.how will u get there..by okada??...my niggggga...if u lie again ehhh...I will pull out my London hand from my pent house hear in London.....remove my Rolex watch..strrrrrecch my hand across that Yor Nigeria ocean and double bakkkkkhand slapyor Togo face!!(real talk)
angry
CrimeRe: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:56pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
I giv up!!!
...don't worry...am back in Nigeria soon.
.. juss make sure u have the big nyansh n u r lightskiin. So I can book u!!
undecided
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:53pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
Hmmm by next week i will be checkin into Veeve - Devine Delights few meters to peckham.

What you just quote now can you tell me to my facehuh
...face full of ezecma??....son plis quit tryyyyina impress me coz am from London...it ain't gonnnnnna fly innnnnnit!!((( Don't worry u can Google check innnnnnit (no oofeense) undecided
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:51pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
You called what i wear slippers?

I'm so embarrassed right now coz our very own mrcork from Pekam London do not know what am putting on.. aaah what a shame undecided
..so u size 30, lightskin wit big nyansh... corrrrect? undecided
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:48pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn cool


Where are all da haters..huh
[
..u definitely fresh from the boat....I bet on my £28000(cash) range rover spot that U a togolian from Togo!! (No ofeeense)
angry
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:44pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
You called what i wear slippers?

I'm so embarrassed right now coz our very own mrcork from Pekam London do not know what am putting on.. aaah what a shame undecided
....ooooo...so u belif u belif u wearrrrin cowboy boot... correccct??...is that wot u homebase people callllit?..bro .u need help!!(no oofeense) undecided
RomanceRe: Can You Accept Your Ex Back? YES Or NO... by MrCork: 8:40pm On Aug 02, 2017
olayiwola4u:
for me...NEVER...NO
.. sweeery..is that yorrr school hommework questions?(no oofeense) undecided
CrimeRe: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:38pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Mrcork you illiterate, it's the measurement of my bust-waist-hip. Do you now understand? And you say you a Londoner?
...my niggggga..when a chick says she's 38..it motherfikkkkin mean she 38 years old ...so u now sayin yorrrr hip is 30 years old.. correct?..
U need green tea!!(no oofeense)
undecided
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:32pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn cool


Where are all da haters..huh
....WTF?....u commmmto nairaland taking picture werrrrin slippers an for some reason u tink anybody will take u serrrious....son..
U need medikall help!!(no oofeense)
undecided
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:30pm On Aug 02, 2017
Caringguy:
I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn cool


Where are all da haters..huh
angry
CrimeRe: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:28pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
That's my "statistics" you illiterate. angry
..ok u 30 inches tall,.. correccct?
..u taller than midget? ...what tha fok does 30 statistics mean?. Do I loooooklike tailor?
angry
CrimeRe: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:02pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Erm, okay I have small nose, small mouth, big eyes , big head and yansh. Plus I'm 30% light skin.
In summary, 36-29-44 ma nigga! cheesy(kai!see shape!)
. U 30 or 38?...muss u lie? angry
CrimeRe: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:01pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Erm, okay I have small nose, small mouth, big eyes , big head and yansh. Plus I'm 30% light skin.
In summary, 36-29-44 ma nigga! cheesy(kai!see shape!)
...so how wide is yorrr mouth & wot kinda tricks can u do wirrrrrit? undecided
CrimeRe: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 7:59pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Erm, okay I have small nose, small mouth, big eyes , big head and yansh. Plus I'm 30% light skin.
In summary, 36-29-44 ma nigga! cheesy(kai!see shape!)
angry
CrimeRe: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork:
Fabulocity:
Nwamaaikpe wannabe undecided
...ok then..kindly describe yorrr sef & confirm if u hav nyansh...what size? undecided
RomanceRe: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by MrCork: 4:22pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
You want shît to be leaking from her yansh? Is that what you want? You fat londoners mehn undecided
..so?...u don't have gym there in Nigeria? undecided
RomanceRe: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by MrCork: 3:59pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Anal sex leads to Fecal incontinence and Anal cancer. sad
..tank u pastor Fabulocity! undecided
LiteratureRe: Shadows Of Yesterday By Tiffanyj by MrCork: 3:57pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Is she water? undecided
...u don't have booooobsi...wot do u want? angry

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