Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Husband About My Dirty Past? by MrCork: 2:50pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
Rorachy: Yes you should, our past will always haunt us.  |
Literature › Re: Shadows Of Yesterday By Tiffanyj by MrCork: 2:49pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
Alicapapaya: Oya comand drink me, waiting for you. ...pliss if I drink u can u enter.... At list can the head of my cap enter for only 5 second? ..am from London  |
Romance › Re: What Is The Normal Age For A Lady To Marry? by MrCork: 10:22am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Goldfaze1: give your self hope when no one gives you hope, I like your style. ...wot do u want from me apart from sexxxxccx??  |
Romance › Re: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 10:01am On Aug 03, 2017 |
...guess we can now conclude 99.8 picent of nairaland females will date fat guys,,,.....THERES HOPE!!!!  |
Romance › Re: Reasons Why SA Women Are The Best!!! by MrCork: 8:06am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Grace87: 6 Reasons Why South African woman are the most preferred by West African Men…
1. They are smart (Educated) and they have decent jobs, and they drive their own cars that they bought with their own money. 2. They are very submissive, and have respect for men. (It’s very rare in SA to hear a women swearing at her man, not even to tell him his is an idiot like most west African woman do) 3. They are great cooks, give them anything they can make a meal…any west African meal they do it to perfection. 4. They are more social, outgoing and spontaneous. 5. They are beautiful (Curves, and Pamela Anderson boobs) 6. Most importantly, they are believers of Christ…they don’t believe in witchcraft and using love portions on men. 10000000% true..n we agree..
South African women are lightskin 
Nigerian women are dakkkkskin!! (No oofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Please Help My New Girlfriend Wants To Leave Me by MrCork: 10:20pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
DateMynd44: The relationship isn't even up to a month. She's a slay queen studying mass communication in the university of Lagos. I've spent all my resources in this few weeks of our nascent relationship. She asked me to take her out to a classic food joint and I complied and spent more than 5k just for a sit out and I gave her money to fix her Brazilian hair and even planning on paying her second semester school fees. Right now she says if I really love her and want to take care of her, she wants me to get her an Ankara design fashion cloth at the rate of 8k before she agrees to visit me. Now I need 2 help from Nairalanders please 1) Nairalanders should help send me 5k let me use and add with the 3k I have already please so she won't leave me and break my heart pls good caring Nairalanders should send me 5k before Friday let me add and buy the dress for her to slay.
2) she will finally agree to visit me in my apartment but the problem is that I'm still living with my parents and guest house is costly these days. So Nairalanders that are staying alone pls can you help me bring her to your apartment so you can then excuse us so I chop her finally? . Thanks in anticipation. ...is she lightskin?]  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:41pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:37pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: why not answer my question, are you gay? ...why?...u want to hold my dik close to yorrr face?
Sorry bro..and not yorr kind!(no oofeense)  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:31pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: You gay ...no but we tryyyyina hook u up wit jacksparr0w127...don't worry gay guys r harmless & he hammmless.. all he talks about is global warming,jazz music n $hits like that!  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:26pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn 
Where are all da haters.. ...if u waz in London...we would tink u r Somali...u loooooklike them(no oofeense)  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:21pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
TGoddess: Na wa o. ...u from Togo?...I apologise  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:14pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn 
Where are all da haters.. ...have u meet jacksparr0w127.. .he loooooklike u...he claim he ain't realy gay thou(no oofeense)  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:12pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: Buhahahahahahahahahah  But jacksparrow is in London wit you why don't you wanna hook uppp? ..I suspect the gay community arrange his visa  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:10pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: Buhahahahahahahahahah  But jacksparrow is in London wit you why don't you wanna hook uppp? ...how?..jacksparr0w127?. did he come for the Manchester Gay Carnival?....I don't link up wit there type!!  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 9:05pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: Enough of all this sh!it that you're saying, I will be in London next week. Will lyk to see you in person.. ... London?....which London?. .how will u get there..by okada??...my niggggga...if u lie again ehhh...I will pull out my London hand from my pent house hear in London.....remove my Rolex watch..strrrrrecch my hand across that Yor Nigeria ocean and double bakkkkkhand slapyor Togo face!!(real talk)  |
Crime › Re: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:56pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: I giv up!!! ...don't worry...am back in Nigeria soon. .. juss make sure u have the big nyansh n u r lightskiin. So I can book u!!  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:53pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: Hmmm by next week i will be checkin into Veeve - Devine Delights few meters to peckham.
What you just quote now can you tell me to my face ...face full of ezecma??....son plis quit tryyyyina impress me coz am from London...it ain't gonnnnnna fly innnnnnit!!((( Don't worry u can Google check innnnnnit (no oofeense)  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:51pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: You called what i wear slippers?
I'm so embarrassed right now coz our very own mrcork from Pekam London do not know what am putting on.. aaah what a shame  ..so u size 30, lightskin wit big nyansh... corrrrect?  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:48pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn 
Where are all da haters.. [ ..u definitely fresh from the boat....I bet on my £28000(cash) range rover spot that U a togolian from Togo!! (No ofeeense)  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:44pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: You called what i wear slippers?
I'm so embarrassed right now coz our very own mrcork from Pekam London do not know what am putting on.. aaah what a shame  ....ooooo...so u belif u belif u wearrrrin cowboy boot... correccct??...is that wot u homebase people callllit?..bro .u need help!!(no oofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Can You Accept Your Ex Back? YES Or NO... by MrCork: 8:40pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
olayiwola4u: for me...NEVER...NO .. sweeery..is that yorrr school hommework questions?(no oofeense)  |
Crime › Re: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:38pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: Mrcork you illiterate, it's the measurement of my bust-waist-hip. Do you now understand? And you say you a Londoner? ...my niggggga..when a chick says she's 38..it motherfikkkkin mean she 38 years old ...so u now sayin yorrrr hip is 30 years old.. correct?.. U need green tea!!(no oofeense)  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:32pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn 
Where are all da haters.. ....WTF?....u commmmto nairaland taking picture werrrrin slippers an for some reason u tink anybody will take u serrrious....son.. U need medikall help!!(no oofeense)  |
Romance › Re: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by MrCork: 8:30pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Caringguy: I will gladly teach you how to fish if only you're ready to learn 
Where are all da haters..  |
Crime › Re: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:28pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: That's my "statistics" you illiterate.  ..ok u 30 inches tall,.. correccct? ..u taller than midget? ...what tha fok does 30 statistics mean?. Do I loooooklike tailor?  |
Crime › Re: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:02pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: Erm, okay I have small nose, small mouth, big eyes , big head and yansh. Plus I'm 30% light skin. In summary, 36-29-44 ma nigga! (kai!see shape!) . U 30 or 38?...muss u lie?  |
Crime › Re: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 8:01pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: Erm, okay I have small nose, small mouth, big eyes , big head and yansh. Plus I'm 30% light skin. In summary, 36-29-44 ma nigga! (kai!see shape!) ...so how wide is yorrr mouth & wot kinda tricks can u do wirrrrrit?  |
Crime › Re: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 7:59pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: Erm, okay I have small nose, small mouth, big eyes , big head and yansh. Plus I'm 30% light skin. In summary, 36-29-44 ma nigga! (kai!see shape!)  |
Crime › Re: Public Execution By Firing Squad In Lagos, July 1, 1995 (Throwback Photos) by MrCork: 7:07pm On Aug 02, 2017*. Modified: 7:59pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: Nwamaaikpe wannabe  ...ok then..kindly describe yorrr sef & confirm if u hav nyansh...what size?  |
Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by MrCork: 4:22pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: You want shît to be leaking from her yansh? Is that what you want? You fat londoners mehn  ..so?...u don't have gym there in Nigeria?  |
Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by MrCork: 3:59pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: Anal sex leads to Fecal incontinence and Anal cancer.  ..tank u pastor Fabulocity!  |
Literature › Re: Shadows Of Yesterday By Tiffanyj by MrCork: 3:57pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Fabulocity: Is she water?  ...u don't have booooobsi...wot do u want?  |