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LiteratureRe: Shadows Of Yesterday By Tiffanyj by MrCork: 3:47pm On Aug 02, 2017
Alicapapaya:
Wow... Great, let me buy now. Thanks TJ. Love you plenty.
^^^kaiiii...see booooobsi...
Plis plis Pliss ...can I drink u?
cheesy
RomanceRe: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by MrCork: 3:43pm On Aug 02, 2017
khiaa:
Go ahead and try it but don't complain when the repercussion is castration. cheesy



..hangon...ok so r u sayin if I put my kondo in yorrr annnnnus u will cut it off?.....kaiiii...u are a which!!(truss me)
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Flaunts His Banana Island Music Studio by MrCork: 12:59pm On Aug 02, 2017
Makapedia:
This is Just Lovely .. as shared Online

Source : http://www.viviangist.com.ng/p-squre-banana-island-music-studio
..arm robber alert!!!(no oofeense/ angry
RomanceRe: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by MrCork: 12:54pm On Aug 02, 2017
khiaa:
I'm not inviting him, he's hardly ever here anymore.
I would love to go toe to toe with MrCork, it wouldn't be the first time. grin I would have him begging me to leave him alone. He can't handle a woman like me, he has tried before and failed everytime. He's funny tho and you know that I love to laugh. grin
..Toe?...which toe?....so u want to touch your toe for me... corrrect?....so wharrrrrrrrrif I mistakenly place my *kondo* in the wrong whole like yorrr annnnnalsexx? ...can u handddddlelit?? undecided
RomanceRe: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by MrCork: 12:50pm On Aug 02, 2017
khiaa:
I'm not inviting him, he's hardly ever here anymore.
I would love to go toe to toe with MrCork, it wouldn't be the first time. grin I would have him begging me to leave him alone. He can't handle a woman like me, he has tried before and failed everytime. He's funny tho and you know that I love to laugh. grin
angry
RomanceRe: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by MrCork: 12:50pm On Aug 02, 2017
Truckpusher:
You're inviting him abi ? Ok oh lemme bring along that my mad friend called mrcock let's see if buncha can stand the heat. grin grin
angry
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Shows Off His Mansion by MrCork: 4:01am On Jul 31, 2017
Rorachy:
No, I rather be single than mate u angry.
^^^^^lessssbian! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Shows Off His Mansion by MrCork: 3:46am On Jul 31, 2017
Rorachy:
No, I rather be single than mate u angry.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Shows Off His Mansion by MrCork: 9:05pm On Jul 30, 2017
Rorachy:
Everything is spiritual for you people, someone cannot be successful in peace again.
...ok u fine small...can I mate wit u? cheesy
HealthRe: 5 Natural Remedies For Stretch Marks by MrCork: 8:49pm On Jul 30, 2017
blogbaby:
Stretch marks have become the challenge of so many people today, but most especially women. So many women have become irritative to their men.

What are stretch marks?

Stretch marks are the long, stripes, narrow streaks or lines that develops on the skin and which differ in hue from the surrounding skin. They are the result of a sudden stretching of the skin and are extremely common in women.

Anyone can develop stretch marks, although they tend to affect more women than men.

Stretch marks can be visible on body parts including the tummy, thighs, hips, breasts, upper arms, and lower back. The marks form in the middle layer of the skin; when there is a constant stretch, the layer tears, leaving stretch marks.

Stretch marks are usually a slightly red or purple shade to begin with, fading with time to silvery white lines that may or may not disappear.

Occurring in 40-90% of women, stretch marks appear following rapid repeated over-stretching of the skin over weak connective tissue. The most common areas affected are as follows:

Abdomen
Breasts
Hips
Flank
Buttocks
Thighs

What causes stretch marks?

I want you to understand that the skin consists of three main layers and they are:
1. Epidermis (the outer layer)
2. Dermis (the middle layer)
3. Subcutaneous or hypodermis (the deepest layer).

Stretch marks form in the dermis when the connective tissue is "stretched" beyond the limits of its elasticity due to rapid expansion or contraction of the skin from sudden growth or weight gain.

Stretch marks eventually fade to a silvery, white or glossy appearance due to the blood vessels contracting and the pale fat underneath the skin becoming visible instead.

Natural remedies for stretch marks

1. Salt, Sugar and Palm Oil Paste

Ingredients needed:
250 grams of salt
250 grams of sugar
150 ml of palm oil

Method of preparation:

In order to get a thick paste, same as store-bought gel, mix all ingredients together. Allow the resulting mixture to stand still for half an hour before you mix well again. After that your peeling is ready to use!

How to use:

Massage the problematic parts of the skin by doing circular motions, lasting for 2-3 minutes. Use the peeling every night before showering.

After using the peeling, after taking a shower, apply a little moisturizing cream or body lotion.

After a month of regular use you will notice as the stretch marks and cellulite both become less visible. Do not quit the treatment after the first positive results. Be persistent.

2. Potato Juice

Potato juice contains vitamins and minerals that foster growth and restoration of skin cells.

Cut a medium-sized potato into thick slices. Take one of the potato pieces and rub it gently on the stretch marks for a few minutes. Make sure the starch from the potato covers the affected area.

Allow the potato juice to dry for some time and then wash it off with lukewarm water.

Read fully @ http://nutrivalve.com/5-natural-remedies-for-stretch-marks/
^^^ kaiiii..see booooobsi!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On Jul 30, 2017
Nov6:
oga sharap jare,u done have sense,

so bcoz am with a lady i should eat sugarcane with fork&knife...

May heaven deliver u so sense can fall on you.
^^^^ see angry refugee hunger strike loookin Uganda boy...should we be concern!![ undecided
RomanceRe: What Is The Normal Age For A Lady To Marry? by MrCork: 6:21pm On Jul 30, 2017
fickylady:
What is normal age and unnormal age for a lady to get marry
..35.perfect age!! angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Normal Age For A Lady To Marry? by MrCork: 6:20pm On Jul 30, 2017
Rorachy:
From 18, she is eligible to marry.

From 22, she is matured to marry.

But age is not maturity sha.
....u wannnnto marrrry again?...SMH!!. undecided
RomanceRe: What Is The Normal Age For A Lady To Marry? by MrCork: 6:17pm On Jul 30, 2017
Rorachy:
From 18, she is eligible to marry.

From 22, she is matured to marry.

But age is not maturity sha.
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op):
elantraceey:
I'm done here... smh
Q ...atitude..and then she complains she can't find man on nairaland...SMH lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op):
ikemesit4477:
yea me and your dad are dating! hypocrite like you pretending as if you don't watch porn!
.. u sound like a angry test tube baby!!( No oofeense)) undecided
RomanceRe: Seems My Bae Is A Hoe..help! by MrCork: 4:15pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
Getawt!!!
...u no we gonnnno fok so quit pretenddddin.....it's meannnnnto be!! wink
RomanceRe: Seems My Bae Is A Hoe..help! by MrCork: 3:51pm On Jul 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
You no be am
..u no I would love to fok.. correct? cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:53pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
Haaaa.... that's what they say when they start getting attached cheesy
^^^this chick is trouble maker!! undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:51pm On Jul 30, 2017
Falzdbadtguy:
why are you so worried about your weight

Somebody will love you for who you are!

Aren't DJ khalid, Notorius BiG, Rick Ross, Obasanjo, Nutty professor, and some other prominent Big people getting some or married...I'm of athletic build and still single...Not by weight bros

If you want to cut down, do it for you, not pepper dem gang
...bro..finding a woman is not the issue....finding a woman who show loyality is the issue.. black women especially dakkkkskin women do not show loyality to fat guys.. real talk. That's y I prefffer white women here in London!!(true story) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:47pm On Jul 30, 2017
ikemesit4477:
The reason most ladies dislike fat guy is because of that their small Johnson, majority of them are 3 inches!
...ok history teacher...so how fat guys priiiik have u inspected to find out they r 3inches...ok..so u gay.. correct? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:44pm On Jul 30, 2017
ikemesit4477:
The reason most ladies dislike fat guy is because of that their small Johnson, majority of them are 3 inches!
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:44pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
I have more than enough guys on my trail already and you seem to have joined them tongue
..halt ther...am from London,I have pounds sterling....they in Nigeria,they have nada (naira)...plis don't ever compare me to those yorrr homebase Nigeria boyfriends who never beeeento London!!(real talk) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:37pm On Jul 30, 2017
Falzdbadtguy:
Mr cork, why are you derailing ur thread, we have one mission here, to find bae!
...that Elantraceey babe dyammmm rude....don't want her.bro..u can have her for free!!(real talk) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:35pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
What's the source of your obsession with light skin ?
.. WORDS OF WISDOM:
Change yorrr color complexsion if u want us to chase u or else...u will never stand a shance in life!!(real talk)
wink
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:32pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
When you finally wake up to reality, let me know smiley
..reality is u ain't lightskin unless u change colour.....even ordnaarrrry Oyindidi fine pass u...she's lightskin!!! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:31pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
Your Mumu button has finally been activated cheesy cheesy
...so u one of those fake nairaland females that steal other females foto for yorrr profile....no wonder u remove yorrr current picture!?(((shame on u)))) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:29pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
What's the source of your obsession with light skin ?
...every man no that lightskin females are 1000000,0000,0000% finer n better than dakkkkskin females n they are wifey materials....they too beautiful...this as been a fact since 2000 AD... before Jesus was born!!((real talk))). angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:19pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey posted=58977899:
I believe your eyes are working properly.
...arhhh..no wonder u have atitude..an then u complain u can't find man on nairaland..guess bein rude is a dakkkkskin thingy.. GOAT!! (No oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:15pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
I believe your eyes are working properly.
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 2:11pm On Jul 30, 2017
elantraceey:
For your own good boo, it'll help fix some things in your head. smiley
... hangon...did u say u waz dakkkkskin? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Sola Sobowale's Look To An Owambe Party by MrCork: 2:10pm On Jul 30, 2017
flexyfit:
She fine well...I hope she ate enough "kpanla stew" there...
..fine how?..do u were glasssssses? ...she fat n ain't lightskin!!( No oofeense) angry

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