₦airaland Forum

Oyindidi:
I'm still in Church, tired

Falzdbadtguy:
i don't need GBK lunch money brov

Sorry, its nothing personal.
Just wanna get some of ur chicks

Akerry:
was she really talking about sex?

Falzdbadtguy:
lol.... No need to brag about my status here... If it took you 25 years to buy that its gonna take me 2 years.... But am just saying

Oyindidi:
I'm exhausted Corky, did you go to Church today?

Oyindidi:
How am I causing trouble?

Oyindidi:
Perv, my laps dey give u erection abi? I won't put it

elantraceey:
Lwkm




Mr cork sorry to disappoint you, I'm ain't light-skinned

Oyindidi:
Why not learn to stop mentioning me on all threads

SirJeffry:
I recently secured a Nigerian visa and I was led to apply through one INNOVATE 1 SERVICES who ended up taking $20 as a processing fee after paying $160 visa fees. At the end of the day, I still paid another $30 processing fee to Nigeria embassy Washington. I'm not much worried about the fees but why establish and fund Nigeria immigration services when they can't take care of their business such as this? I've never heard or seen this practice done in other countries. I don't even want to talk about the shabby Nigeria visa with no passport photograph included, no visa interview, unlike other countries who grill intending travelers at interviews.

Any immigration officer here to clarify these?

Falzdbadtguy:
Also not sure, what would you say Mercedes C Class/ Chrysler 300cc, BMW 3 series or Audi A4 cabriolet? as 1st UK car?

...son I drive £28000(cash)..start saving n i swaaaaar u can get one in 25years time. I got mine within 6 month thou (real talk)



https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

elantraceey:
Did you drink excess wine? where did you hear my voice and see my picture?

... sweeery..yorrr name sound like sweeet wine meannnin u must have a sweeeet voice n u must be lightskin becozzzz from yorrrr grammmer spelling, u definitely a wifey material unlike chicks like Oyindidi (village girl)...and guess wot, yorr eyes look like shooootin star travelling from London to Japan cozzzz any man will drink yorr bath water!!!(kaiii..see lyrics)



Cc

Note:
Falzdbatguy....son..pliss watch n learn lyrics on how to impress females.. I will help u!

Falzdbadtguy:
maybe i'll find someone who can help arrange innit

elantraceey:
You're the one doing wayo here o.


Focus on one thing jare

Falzdbadtguy:
Please peeps, where's the best place to put an aquarium here?

Falzdbadtguy:
Please peeps, where's the best place to put an aquarium here?

Stegomiah:
Oga, park well 4 corner joor
It's Sunday..... Not ready to stain my hands with insanity

dasauce:
We are single and emotional, after all we're humans and have blood running through our veins..

Why is it that men don't want to come to Barracks and seek our hands in marriage? Abi them dey fear

Stegomiah:
What is the morale of this post?

Oyindidi:
I dey car dey wait for man, I think sey na women dey delay men

Oyindidi:
Same to you sweetheart...

Oyindidi:
Same to you sweetheart...

Blesso222:
Why not?

thepussyhunter:
exactly!!!


And thank you my good sir.............hope you aiint mad that i cant marry your fat self sha o

OsaBkt:
any nairaland around Ipaja to ayobo area

thepussyhunter:
and who says ama guy huh?

Anywayss oga i have spoken my own
i cant marry fat guys like you
whether from london or libya

falconey:

Sinz see wetin you cause, see wetin you let this fat bastard talk.

...use 0w№¥##2####¥¥¥¥¥###2//334/black so ap to wasppp

ShayGirl:
That definitely means u r fat....oh no!

Angelanest:
A Nigerian lady is over the moon after receiving this lovely gift from her husband. Ogbuokiri Nina revealed that he hubby got her the new ride for not giving up on him all this years. According to information gathered online, the couple who has been together for 5 years - got married some months back. Congrats to the lady for her new car.

Below is what the excited lady shared on her Facebook page;

Who says God dose not answers prayers. This my new wipe from my hubby .To my husband for putting smiles on my face, I here to say a big thank you for all that you have done for me all this years , all you want is my happiness. May God bless and keep you for me Honey .

I wasn't expecting it this big . were will I start from this is too much . I could remember back in the days how will started together and here we re as husband and wife now to this. Love is a beautiful thing oh yea . thanks once more honey...

I want my story to inspire the poor and to let ladies know that u must not sell your body just to look rich.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/man-buys-car-for-his-wife-for-being-faithful-to-him.html

thepussyhunter:
No no no no no no

i cant date a fat fo.ol abeg

SINZ:
Are you related to Falconey?