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Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 11:01pm On Jul 23, 2017

pezeji:
Can u afford to rent one?

....my niggggga..I drive a £28000(cash) range rover spot an guess wot...I can take yorrr woman anytime I want........that skiiiiny boy is not on my level hear in London!!!(real talk) angry

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Romance › Re: Fitnessdoctor Help Me Out Before Somebody Go Die by MrCork: 9:57pm On Jul 23, 2017

Oyindidi:
Relax your mind, she date you out of pity according to your story. You want people to pity you? I guess No! Someone will love you for whom you are someday and not out of pity. That's why I ask that question. I know you are still young and want to feel among but wait brother for the right woman.
Go sleep mrcork

.,,sleep.wit u?....forgerrrrrit jorr! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 9:26pm On Jul 23, 2017

ADENIKETINA2015:
Congrats
Hope nobody was DammyKraned to acquire this
Lamborghini kor LamboFowl ni

°^^^ this are the kindaaa girl we easily foooool cozzzz she belif anytin....she sayin the skiiiiny boy is handsome cozzzz he pose nest to somebody else car>>>I bet she Nigerian!(shame)

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Romance › Re: Fitnessdoctor Help Me Out Before Somebody Go Die by MrCork: 9:21pm On Jul 23, 2017

Oyindidi:
Must you have a girlfriend?

... ok..so gimmmme 5 reason y u would love to nyansh me becosss am from London....and pls don't lie!

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 9:18pm On Jul 23, 2017

kissdahlin:
guy which one b ur own na,e buy or e no buy am y u cum dey take panadol for another person matter

...that ilitarratte boy should not be standddin next to car he can't afford...u homebase people are so so vacamaculussss meñnnnnn!!(real talk) undecided

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Music/Radio › Re: Just For Fun, Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist. by MrCork: 8:25pm On Jul 23, 2017

Dlordsamurai:
Alright guys, this is just for fun, drop a musical lyric and let see if someone can get the name of the musician that sang the son. "ok lemme start. "And people always told me, be careful what you do, dnt go around breaking young girl's heart, and mother always told me, be careful who you love, and be careful what you say, becaus the lie becomes the truth.

Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 8:24pm On Jul 23, 2017

xecuter:
what is ur problem with tekno,the guy is making his cool cash and u are here blabbing ur mouth,,and am damn sure he is making a living u are dreaming of in 100 years to come...take a bowl man and Bleep off...let him be

..that local ilitarratte that can't spek English?...which Moiney did he make?..so becosss he stand next to another person Lambogini...u sayin he rich?...do u have telivissssion at home? (No oofensece) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 8:15pm On Jul 23, 2017

[quote author=xecuter post=58760044][/quote]...am jelos of skiiiiny boy who loooooklike tapeworm??....u homebase people so bacccckwarrd u belif anythin....do u no 2pac is alive? undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 7:46pm On Jul 23, 2017*

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Im nit saying he owns d car..
What im debuking is u saying he cant afford d car..

...tekno?..that refugee loookin kangaroo head from Ondo state...he can never aford lambo in 100, years!!(real talk) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 7:44pm On Jul 23, 2017

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Im nit saying he owns d car..
What im debuking is u saying he cant afford d car..

Romance › Re: He's Dead!!! by MrCork(op): 7:41pm On Jul 23, 2017

Fadiga24:
Expensive joke.

..bro...this is not a joke...if have a date to take to cinema,this thread will make sense!?(no oofeense) undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 7:33pm On Jul 23, 2017

NIGHTMAREOO7:
This ur line is stale ..
For over 2years now u still using it.
And i was actuallybrxpecting it before i quote u .
So Mr cork u still havnt stop thinking with ur cork

...u homebase people are easily foooool by anythin.....so he tekno stand next to sharation hotel..it means he own it??....u homebase people r backwards!!(no oofeense) undecided

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Romance › He's Dead!!! by MrCork(op): 7:31pm On Jul 23, 2017

...Caesar is dead (planet of the ape)...they kill him.so this means no more cinema dates for u ladies coss there will be no part 4...5 ..or 6!! angry

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 7:21pm On Jul 23, 2017

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Who told u he cant afford it..
I dnt think u know anything abt tekno.

....where's he gonnnnno get the Moiney from...selling petrol??...,u homebase people fall for anythin meñnnnnn.. I drive £28000(cash) range rover n I don't even boast but then u say this skiiiiny ilitarratte boy own Lambogini coss he stand next to it.
Shame!!(no oofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Am Sick Because Of A Girl by MrCork: 7:17pm On Jul 23, 2017

Goodlyhrt:
Am suffering frm depression, loss of appetite, general body weakness, loss of concentration, constipation infact am wrecked emotionally cos am dating a girl that lives nextdoor.

And you guys warned me earlier that it wil result to thir

...my niggggga....if u don't like women,
gottttto gay website n quit naggggggin jorrr.....romance section strictly for chassssin females!!(no oofeense) angry

Romance › Re: Am Sick Because Of A Girl by MrCork: 7:13pm On Jul 23, 2017

Goodlyhrt:
Am suffering frm depression, loss of appetite, general body weakness, loss of concentration, constipation infact am wrecked emotionally cos am dating a girl that lives nextdoor.

And you guys warned me earlier that it wil result to thir

Celebrities › Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by MrCork: 6:59pm On Jul 23, 2017

....his Lamborghini or the rented Lamborghini....he can't aford it!!!!(no oofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: I Broke Up With Chioma, She Must Return All My Money by MrCork: 6:23pm On Jul 23, 2017

Oyindidi:
Happy Sunday boy

... anyways the good news is yorrr dream will finaly come thru (((ONLY))) if u nice to me....u will getyorr chance to sleep with the Londonner!!!((((Moi))) wink

Romance › Re: I Broke Up With Chioma, She Must Return All My Money by MrCork: 6:03pm On Jul 23, 2017

Oyindidi:
You no be am

...arrhh...ok so yorrr fantasy is to shake yorrrr nyash on my face...abi??... Keeeep dreamin!! undecided

Health › Re: Please Help Me,severe Menstrual Cramps by MrCork: 5:58pm On Jul 23, 2017

joyberry:
Take ginger and lemon tea,works well slice and put ginger into a glass of warm water, add slices of lemon to it and leave for some time to absorb ,then remove d lemon and ginger, drink the water It relives the pain. Most of these drugs HV serious side effects on the period cycle

^^^^^kaiiii...see booooobsi!!! cheesy

Romance › Re: I Broke Up With Chioma, She Must Return All My Money by MrCork: 3:53pm On Jul 23, 2017

Oyindidi:
Kneel down let me pray for you I want to do deliverance on you.

..huh?...u want to shake yorrr nyansh on my face...but why?? undecided

Romance › Re: I Broke Up With Chioma, She Must Return All My Money by MrCork: 2:11pm On Jul 23, 2017

Oyindidi:
I feel like slapping you

..slap me n ma dikkk will get hard!!! cheesy

Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Man For Trying To Finger Her In A Commercial Bus by MrCork: 8:32pm On Jul 22, 2017

falconey:

Sophisticated perv!
Disgracing the best of us.

^^^^ so they caught yorrrr kind again....you public self made perv!!!(((Falconey the Perve)) grin

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Romance › Re: I Broke Up With Chioma, She Must Return All My Money by MrCork: 8:11pm On Jul 22, 2017

Oyindidi:
you be misogynist. You hate women!

..so do u have nyansh? cheesy

Family › Re: She Told Me A Very Dark Secret, Should I Still Marry Her? by MrCork: 8:09pm On Jul 22, 2017

Oyindidi:
Didn't mean to offend you

..stop harrrrrasisment...stop harrrrrsin.
Rosalieene...she prettier..she's lightskin an she not on yorrr level!!(no oofeense) angry

Family › Re: She Told Me A Very Dark Secret, Should I Still Marry Her? by MrCork: 8:07pm On Jul 22, 2017

rosalieene:
miss, you are the one that knows everything about sex and marriage now. Miss relationship expert Mtcheewwwwww

.. Oyindidi is a known trouble maker on nairaland who refuses to change her color to lightskin....she suffffarrrin from inferrrrity complex ....she been on nairaland for 12 years(true story) undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Spiritually Right Or Wrong? by MrCork: 12:33pm On Jul 22, 2017

Xiadnat:
2012? Please....when will you upgrade? 2012 is basically stone age.

BTW: Corky, Mr. London, I am currently at a diner/cafe on Oxford street, Westminster. Care to join me?

^^^ see this homebase Nigeria boy tryyyyina impress me cos am a London ner...
Son do u need pounds Moiney?(cash) undecided

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Celebrities › Re: With Eucharia Anunobi's New EYEBROW, Change Is Indeed Constant! (photos) by MrCork: 8:25pm On Jul 21, 2017

Rorachy:
Mtcheeeew!

^^^ atitude....and then she complains she can't find man on nairaland!!(shame) undecided

Romance › Re: Man Invites 'Girl' Who Turns Out To Be A Guy & He Raises Alarm On Facebook by MrCork: 6:55pm On Jul 21, 2017

jesusson22:
A Facebook user shared photos of a half naked man he invited to his home, thinking he was a lady. They had apparently been chatting for a while and he decided to invite ''her'' over, to his shock, it was a full blooded man.

He revealed, the guy escaped before they could invite the police.

I guess he is inspired by Bobrisky.
Lol

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/07/facebook-user-raises-alarm-after-he.html?m=1

....that's falconey of nairaland...he well known for this!!)(caught again)... Dyammmm! undecided

Celebrities › Re: With Eucharia Anunobi's New EYEBROW, Change Is Indeed Constant! (photos) by MrCork: 6:51pm On Jul 21, 2017

Rorachy:
What is it?

...see yorrr headlike like cow leg...do u realise am from London?... anyways who that chick on yorrr foto profile and how can we mate?

Celebrities › Re: With Eucharia Anunobi's New EYEBROW, Change Is Indeed Constant! (photos) by MrCork: 6:11pm On Jul 21, 2017

Rorachy:
Change is constant.

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