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QueenNemesis:
I am new here!

QueenNemesis:
I am new here!

nNEOo:
OK I need advice on this one,
My kid sis is 7yrs old, she is in prmry 5,
Every day her class teacher will tell her to tell me that she likes me, that if she didn't deliver her msg she would flog her...
I have been trying so hard to protect her innocent mind...
Now she is asking questions I need advise... She is the only kid sis I have.... What should I do

MsDelilah:
Yes, if Gen Sani Abacha comes back to life, I would gladly date him. He was cute AF! Anyone else, HELL NO!

amross16:
Yes, I have dated a guy with tribal marks (yoruba). There were two marks on each side of his face. He told me the reason, it looked so crooked was that the old man who performed the ritual, hand was shaking. Tribal marks are not a problem. I have dated guys with stab wounds, gunshot wounds, surgery scars, etc. Tribal marks are not a big thing. lol

holatin:
As long as e no thick like sanyeri own

Zdoh:
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Seun:
A witch or wizard is a person who has been granted supernatural powers by 'the devil' and uses them to perpetrate evil against other people.

I don't believe that 'the devil' exists. I don't believe that supernatural powers exist. Consequently, I don't believe witches could possibly exist.

When I read about women and children being beaten and killed for "witchcraft", I feel terrible because I know they're almost certainly innocent.

Do you disagree with me? If so, please share with me the evidence you've come across that has convinced you that witchcraft is real. Thanks.

Ailinshukay:
Guys if you can do everything to get rich can you then kiss a mad woman for the sum of 10million Naira?

#Palmchat

Hadez:
My friends have been trying to log into their account for hours now and they can't. Does this mean anyone who logs out of their account has lost the moniker for ever? Because the only reply they keep seeing is NONE.

SAY SOMETHING

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]oh[/color]

WILLYBABS:
This beautiful bride just passed out, she is a Batch B 2015 corp member. She's set to marry her sweetheart on 2nd and 3rd of Dec in senator Dino's senatorial district (Kogi West).

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#9999ff]Cork,you've had that Range Rover for years now,
dont you think it's time for a new car ta lie about?[/color]

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#0099ff] why would you want this?
it's only a lunatic that would try an put his prick where it don't belong[/color]

FortuneTeller:
If you see a light skin hairy Ibo woman, it may be due to "bleaching". When you use steroids to bleach the skin, one of the side effects is hair growth. Another side effect is thin skin. If they wax the thin skin, it may tear and they will have scars. The hair must stay or risk facial scarring.

Berbierklaus:
Both of you no well
But it's true na....

How many reasonable threads in romance section have you guys commented on in recent times?You will notice you hardly log in sef

There is no "missclassy,Nneka123,Ladyboss,even them mrsphyno, yourmain, oliaviaarims,sleeky,punkyveer,etc anymore.
Only mamagee,onila,mrcork that used to be trolls,but now,this section is crawling with them
you hardly come across any intelligent post especially the girls,na to dey speak Yoruba,do twinnie,abi its besty,sound like imbeciles.etc
No debatable threads,I remember making friends after a hot gender debate with quite a number of males in this section

Mustiboy:
that was just an hyperbole, it exaggerates how much I like Him

Mustiboy:
common! I'm not gay pls. Erase that dirty thought from ur mind

VaginaTerrorist:
No cause for alarm now because what a man a woman can do better. But fail to wake me up when the women start growing deek.

Mustiboy:
I have a friend that's more like a bro to me and I love him the way he loves me too.
I came back home one fateful day around November last year to find my friend sleeping in our sitting room late at might. I was suprised as to what was going on but since my younger bro was asleep and my mum wasn't home, I decided to let him be.
In the morning, He explained to me that somebody wanted to harm him and His family so they had to seek refuge, He further explained that our house was the only place he could come and and he'd be staying for just a week and that everything would've dried down by then. I explained to my mum when she came and she agreed though not willingly but because I pressed Her.
Fast forward to a week, His family had returned to their home and as expected of him, He should return too. But I was astounded when I started hearing my friend saying He liked staying with us that he was not willing to go back home. I didn't even say anything.
The following day, He left at night and i was relieved for I've always wanted to be secluded. I just love being alone and I felt my friend was depriving me and my family of our privacy. My friend is the type that talks a lot and he'll never let you be and me that I love being alone, I'd just put my earpiece in my ears and rock some musics.
So, that night, I was in the sitting room just relaxing when I heard a knock on the door. I made for the door and on opening it, it was my friend I saw. And he didn't just come alone this time, He came with His bags, bags filled with clothes and other things. I was suprised, we never talked about it. I just watched him as he entered with a smile. I dared not ask him anything for I felt He'd be hurt. My brother too was suprised and we were just dumbfounded.
The following day, my mum asked me what was going on and I couldn't give a cogent explanation. She said there's nothing she could sha and even gave him a bed.
Now, my friend has been living with us, it's now a year. I was with a friend yesterday and He was asking me if my friend ever even have plans to leave our house. I thought about it cause I feel my friend is just depriving us of our privacy, He knows the things he shouldn't know about our family. He knows just too much. Whenever we cook, He gets his plate filed coz my mum knows he eats a lot. Though he's grateful, I just hate when He complains of being hungry still after whenever we've finished eating. So, he's insinuating that we're not giving him enough? My dad died last year April and now a new man comes to our house to see my mum and my friend knows about this too. It's just so embarrassing! Pls, what do I do? I'm not brave enough to tell him to His face
*modified*
I told him My Mum said(don't want him to start behaving anyhow towards me) it's high time He left that there's a family issue we don't want him to be involved in and that it's best He leaves. He just "ok, no problem" and left the house.
It's over 30mins now and he hasn't come back. Hope I've done well guys

QueenSuccubus:
Eeehnn..our goat in our village is way more handsome than u FACT

Fabulocity:
Are you in denial?

ijustdey:
http://pmexpressng.com/mother-7-docked-abducting-another-womans-husband/

QueenSuccubus:



Is that a new trend in your village?

deb303:
hello nairalanders...guys can you wash your girlfriend's undies? I mean if she can wash your boxers why can't you wash her undies...what are your opinions?

QueenSuccubus:

QueenSuccubus:
U keep pushing ur friend to a man who never even GAF abt her?


Girl, can't she decide what's good for her so u have to tell her everything what do?

Fabulocity:
If he's unduly obssessed with gay people and topics, uses silly stereotypes to tag people as gay and threatens to kill gay people, he's downlow gay, but in denial .