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slimthugchimee2:
get a life mate

TeleboiZ005:
Pls i need help from u guys.....

Its very Simple...

i dont know why i like looking at a lady's bombom and melons

pls is it a sin...

weyab:
From all indication seems its not eke idrmili ( the one no one suppose to kill) but eke ogba ( can be killed) . happening now. Men are pricing it already. Killed by a hunter.
If na eke idemili then igwe Obosi should immediately move in and give an order for the burial by the killer.

JLopez:

JuicyLucy:
Oh my God. Are you for real? Are you even sane? Wtf

eazyfocus:
thanks, but wanted to know if there is any way i can get help from here, probably the hospital, drugs, doctor, we can meet.

JuicyLucy:
OK. So you are insane. Sorry to butt in please carry on with the insanity.

eazyfocus:
please guys, my younger brother complain to me that he doesn't have sexual feelings again and his manhood feels weak and unable to stand. he said it have been a longtime he have sex without protection ( he always use condom). please what could be the cause and possible solution.
please we really need your advice. thanks and may God bless.

TunezMedia:
One out of 18 children of veteran Nollywood actor, Adebayo Salami, his daughter, Olamide Adebayo was full of joy this past weekend when she got married to her husband Mr. Lamina, in a traditional wedding.

Tho Mr Lamina is already married as his first wife's name is Shadiat Lamina, who has kids for him, this didn't stop the wedding to hold as Olamide and Mr Lamina got married on Sunday 13th November 2016 at Oga Bello’s house in Ikorodu, Lagos, Nigeria.

See photos from the wedding below...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/11/veteran-actor-adebayo-salami-daughter.html?m=1

TunezMedia:
One out of 18 children of veteran Nollywood actor, Adebayo Salami, his daughter, Olamide Adebayo was full of joy this past weekend when she got married to her husband Mr. Lamina, in a traditional wedding.

Tho Mr Lamina is already married as his first wife's name is Shadiat Lamina, who has kids for him, this didn't stop the wedding to hold as Olamide and Mr Lamina got married on Sunday 13th November 2016 at Oga Bello’s house in Ikorodu, Lagos, Nigeria.

See photos from the wedding below...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/11/veteran-actor-adebayo-salami-daughter.html?m=1

JuicyLucy:
Oh my God. Are you for real? Are you even sane? Wtf

ItuExchange:
This may not be the best time for me to write on this because of misinterpretations, but I can no longer resist the push. "Husband Scarcity" has become one of the challenges faced by many young girls today. If you go to prayer houses, majority of the intentions are prayer for a life partner. And this calls for concern. Casting our minds back to the time of our mothers and grandmothers, was there really much of a "Husband Scarcity" problem?
Or, maybe there were more men than women then, or there was an adequate corresponding numbers of both genders. I don't think so.

Maybe then, the women had values and were prepared to build a home and not park into a built home. Then, once a young man comes of age and can at least feed himself and his wife, he goes out in search of a wife and the woman really appreciates him and helps him to build a future. What am I really trying to say? We created what we now see as "Husband Scarcity" for ourselves.

Today, the reverse is the case. Ask an average girl to define her dream husband; you get things like "he has to be tall, handsome, fair, and rich, own a house at least, and be presentable" and then she adds "God fearing" in order not to sound so worldly. Then, check the number of girls around you and the number of men that meet that standard, and you will see the problem. You hear girls say, "I cannot suffer in my father's house and then go and start suffering with a man." What a wonderful dream! What if from the beginning, you have everything you want and there is no suffering, and later in the marriage, the table turns around, then comes suffering?

Will you run away? No one prays for suffering, but it is good to start small and end big, than start big and end small. The problem is that the description majority of girls give of their ideal man is virtually the same. When 50 girls want the same kind of man and the man that fits what they want is just 1 man, and the man can only pick one. Then, what becomes of 49 others? They simply start lamenting of "Husband Scarcity".

Another irony of our time is that it is hard, due to the face of our economy to find a man who is of marriage age who possesses all those things these ladies want, legally (except those involved in Internet fraud); even the number of those in Internet fraud is not enough to match all those searching for already made husbands.

Let me drift away....If you look around, most of the ladies of substance, of good value and virtue, who are ready to build a home with a man who has prospects, are the ones being taken for granted because it seems like the guys do not use their head too, you come across this kind of lady and you are still waiting Keep waiting until someone serious puts a ring on her finger.

Back to the subject matter.....The easiest way to find a husband now, is to change your view of who a husband is. A husband is that man God made and then saw that it may be hard for him to really actualize his purpose for making him, without a help meet and then made the woman and gave to him, and he felt complete and fulfilled MARRIAGE IS NOT A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM. It is a mission of building the family of God here on earth. For those who see marriage as a way out of poverty, it is a way into bondage. Women are HOME BUILDERS, not HOME WARMERS... DON'T CONFUSE A MAN'S PATH WITH HIS DESTINY. Where he is today, may only be a route to where God has destined him to be tomorrow.

Another truth is that YOU MAY BE THE ONLY FAST MEANS TO THAT HIS DESTINATION. Join in alleviating "husband scarcity". PICK UP THE RIGHT VALUES. I am not saying that you should pick anyone that comes your way and talks of marriage, not all men are husband materials. What I am saying is that you should stop setting your standard on material acquisitions or physical appearances.

Look beyond the physical. WHAT MAKES A MAN WHO HE IS, IS NOT WHAT HE OWNS OR HOW HE LOOKS, IT IS WHAT HE IS MADE UP OF. And that which he is made of is, most times, not seen with the physical eyes, only its effects can be seen. Marriage is a permanent thing. Whatever is seen is temporal and that which is not seen is permanent.....

And to the guys, do you know that there is a dimension of favour and breakthrough in your life that can only come through marriage......just so you know....


Source: https://www.facebook.com/chibus/posts/1114446035300239

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sinaj:
are u allergic to dark skin

OILSOUP:
tell mods to tell u ma location riff raff. some of us dont brag or disclose our location to chat up naija gals.

a good 45% of us here are not in naija.

u probably in one room, in one council estate after ur cleaning job, in peckham south london, if u truily are where u say u are.

OILSOUP:
e get age way man go dey still dey self-service(wannk), it is a disgrace.


no offence self-servicer(wannker)!

CeoNewshelm:
Mixed reactions trails the execution of Chijioke Obiora by the Singaporean government for drug trafficking offences.

Chijioke was executed in the early hours of Friday., with the federal government describing the event as gut-wrenching.



Here's what Nigerians are saying about the execution.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/11/nigerians-react-to-execution-of.html

Hadez:
A Letter To Single Men
Hey guys, how are you doing? How has life fared
with you lately?


The hustle and bustle of becoming a man ain't
an easy job, I must confess! But with God and
diligence in fulfilling purpose, we'll get there.


I write this letter to you to point out some things
which you ought to know before marriage or as
you continue in that relationship.


This letter is strictly for men, not boys or players.
First concerning how you treat ladies. I know
quite alright that ladies are emotional only few
are not. Please, don't take advantage of that and
inflict emotional pain on them.


If you know she's not going to be your wife,
there’s no point promising her heaven and earth
just to get her in bed.
If you think you're smart, your smartness cannot
prevent the nemesis or daring consequences that
would one day catch up with you.


It's better you avoid the consequences of an
action because of its few minutes pleasure than
to face its agony and regrets in the near future.
What are you doing about your life and future? I
know it's trendy to go clubbing and indulge in all
youthful exuberance. See, life doesn't go on a
stretch forever and every time wasted cannot be
recovered.


If at age 30 or close to it, you haven't define your
life or you're still depending on friends, family or
relatives, you need to work on yourself.


Where do you put God in your life? Consider God
in the time of your youth before it's too late.
Many of you who turned back on God will
someday run back to Him for help. If you cannot
dance to the devil's music, it's better you start
learning God's steps.
Hear this guys, love isn't sex! Don't tell a lady to
prove her love to you because you want to have a
'taste' of her. I know everyone is going haywire
with premarital sex but you can choose to
abstain.


Apart from it being sin against God, it will make
you vulnerable to STDs and some problems
'rubber' cannot prevent.
It doesn't matter if she calls you names if you
choose to abstain, or you become an object of
mockery amongst your friends, run for your dear
life.


Think about your future and life hereafter. Don't
give your strength to strange women, preserve it
for your wife.


Have you discovered your purpose in life? That
very reason why God has created you?
Jumping from one lady to another without
discovering your purpose on earth will make you
miserable and waste away in life.


Know your purpose in life and be on track to
attain it's fulfillment before you think of going
into a relationship. It's not difficult, it would
only prevent you from distraction.


Watch the company of friends you keep. Are they
contributing positively to your life or they are
emptying you of virtues and opportunities?
It's not a must you hang out with friends if you
do not benefit from them. You can stand alone
with God and make lasting impact than to keep
dozens of friends with no footprints in the sand
of time.


Man up guys! Build your financial, spiritual,
mental and emotional life. Only a crazy man
beats a woman even if she pushed you to the
wall. There is a button of patience to press to
control your anger.
Work on your mental development. Read good
books to acquire knowledge and skill. Get
intimate with God so that your wife wouldn't
become a victim of false prophets or you become
a spiritual babe in handling matters of life at the
homefront.


My guy, you're going to be a father someday.
Don't do the things you wouldn't be proud of
your son to emulate or would want anyone to do
to your daughter.


If you wouldn't want to leave a bad legacy for
your unborn children, don't tread the path now.
I'd have love to tell you more but I believe you
know the importance of life and time and I'm
constrained due to space.


Don't waste away chasing every Tom, Dick and
Harry for sex. Conserve your energies and
channel it into a more productive cause in life.
I hope the few wise ones would treasure this
letter, share it or send it to a friend.


Thank you for your anticipated response as you make amends in necessary areas

Gflat:
Have been pondering on this subject matter for a while. An average guy thinkshis woman is trying to be beautiful and dress cute just for him, which should be the case naturally.But what do you make of it, say for marriied women..they dont need to impress the guy again now! yet they still spend hours b4 d mirror before they go to the market to buy pepper..(lols). Here, the guy is not with her, yet she still paint the crayons and the markers on her face. I feel its more than the guy now, seems these ladies just try to outdo each other. Yet we guys feels we are he reason they go through the troubles.


so ladies, lets hear you! Who do u dress to impress?
and guys, who do you also dress to impress?

#not seduction

Hadez:
1) Your Past Post: Do you have someone who always go to the archive to bring out all your previous post incase it contradicts your new article? Telling you I have been noticing your post (expecially during a competition) forget this stalkers, you don't have to apologise for your past post here. It is your life, live it. They are after you because you are more important than they are


2) Your Abusive or insulting comments on Nairaland: No matter what u post here on nairaland,some sections of people will praise u while others will yab u.They are meant to happen,Nairaland is an interactive forum ,ur ideas cannot be generally accepted.Therefore there should be no apology for the insults you get here today,they will praise you tomorrow eg( this na d 1st time u go post sense since u don dey post here) my bros manage am.

3) Correcting grammatical errors: Corrections of grammar is one of the beauty of this forum, we have someone like "gbagaun detector" who has always been correcting many errors on this forum and some great people who are wonderful writers. They owe no one any apology,therefore don't take it personal when you are being corrected,i have been corrected many times and no matter how hurt i felt, I learnt from it.

4)BEING YOU: Are u kind of weird? Sometimes nerdy ? Are u always a clown(even in a critical post all u do is to comment with funny stuffs) If other people can't handle it,that's their problem- as long as you like yourself "kokanaye"

5)Expressing your emotions:Do u have to apologise for sharing your emotions? Expressing your emotions is a healthy behaviour and its not something u should practice concealing. You owe no one any apology for that.

6) Giving your honest opinion: let's say seun asks if we are happy with the mods performances,you should be free to say your mind and owe them no apology. Even if that is gonna make them block us for weeks,u owe nobody any apology.

Drabeey:
Its no news that Nigeria is in a deep mess of recession and its paramount that we cut our cloth according to our various sizes

i wont bored you with much talk. i think we should discuss some reasons why we should stay away from having relationships with light skinned ladies now.

Drabeey wrote this

Drabeey:
Its no news that Nigeria is in a deep mess of recession and its paramount that we cut our cloth according to our various sizes

i wont bored you with much talk. i think we should discuss some reasons why we should stay away from having relationships with light skinned ladies now.






Drabeey wrote this

makydebbie:
Dark skin rocks

PrettyCrystal:
A man from Delta state couldn't contain his happiness after welcoming a very cute bouncing baby boy earlier this week. The man who works at the Office Of The Special Adviser To The President On Niger Delta Matter's, killed a big catfish for his wife to celebrate the special baby whom he said is the cutest he's ever seen in his life.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/nigerian-man-celebrates-in-style-after.html

computergeek:
Ok so I know most of you are not going to believe this because I didn't have time to take actual pictures. But I was somewhere today and I saw the image below appear in the clouds. Lots of people probably saw it too. It looked like someone wiped the clouds with a duster to form this image.

I thought it was just the clouds and their condensation changes/shape shifting. But it was far too real.

I believe in God. I believe in the second coming of Christ. I believe the kingdom of God is at hand. If you believe, prepare yourself and amend your ways. Hell is eternal (visualize it), and so is Heaven.

* * * * * *
Some will say this is unintelligible of a scientist and a "computer geek", but I believe.

Raine80:
I find that comment very sad.

gbengarock:
It was her birthday so I thought we'd just hang out. On getting to her place, I found out she'd invited one other friend.
Immediately I changed plan and instead of the normal treat, I chose to take them to Amala Hey.
Since then, the babe Don dey give me attitude.


But ladies why?

Must you take your 'I Neva chop' galfriend to your every date

Raine80:
a real man is his own person but that does not mean he has to disrespect the woman who brought him into this world or be disloyal to the woman I will quote the OP here "who screams with pain each night". A man should not be made to choose and any woman mother or wife should not put him in that position in the first place.

Smallville10:
Grudge 1-3 is really scary

Evil dead is terrifying

Queensuccubus

Kisschrix

Jarizod Traphedge presh900 Khiaa Auntytania

Kenneth10110:
Some movies are just unforgettable. it always as if we get to play them again after we remember the good times seeing them with our loved ones.

I remember i watched Osuofia in London repeatedly back then with Ogidan. The comedy in Osuofia in London was my main reason i loved the movie while ogidan was full of actions. Which of these movies did you see and why did you keep viewing them often back then.

Dmolar:
ARGUMENT:
MOTHER: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for year.
WIFE: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than five years and still sucking.
MOTHER: I carried him for nine months.
WIFE: He was only 3.5kg then,so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
MOTHER: He passed between my legs with pains.
WIFE: Hahaha,he only passed there once,he stays between my legs like everyday and i scream with pains each night.


PLEASE WHO OWNS A MAN?

INTERMAN:
Copied:
BEWARE. IT IS SNAKE SEASON!!!!

DUE TO THE HEATWAVE AND HIGH TEMPERATURES, SNAKES, ESPECIALLY COBRAS, SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES LIKE INSIDE YOUR HOME.

SAFETY TIPS
‎
1.Avoid leaving windows open for too long. Cobras and Mambas can reach heights that are very high.
‎
2. Avoid leaving your front doors open for fresh air in the evenings. This reptiles are absolutely STEALTHY (too quiet). You won't hear or see them go inside your house.
‎
3 Before sitting under the tree that has that cooling shade, check the branches that there are no snakes lurking in the branches.
‎
4.Check your bed and surrounding before you go to bed,cobras are notorious for hiding under the sheets.
‎
5.Avoid the age old trend of liking to chill outside of the house,with mattresses and wrappers in the evening. Most reptiles are nocturnal (hunt at night and more effective)
‎
6.Not only snakes might bite you, but also the age old human enemy; the centipede (Mosithaphala), which is fast and very venomous.
‎
7.Clear bushes round your house. They attract rats and mice which are the favourite snacks of the most dangerous snakes favorite meal.
‎
8.Buy snake repellent powder and pour it round your yard. You will definitely decrease the chances of a snake ever visiting your home by 90%.
‎
Beware of confronting snakes that get into your homes. Some snakes can be killed easily, others like the black mamba are very cocky. If threatened,  they will chase you at an alarming speed and give multiple bites while still on the chase; and you might not live to see the next forty minutes. So, just be very careful when trying to kill these guys. 

Stay well and be safe. It's snake season. It's very hot and they are highly active and get agitated and angry very fast.

This is for your information and safety‎

Good evening

INTERMAN:
Copied:
BEWARE. IT IS SNAKE SEASON!!!!

DUE TO THE HEATWAVE AND HIGH TEMPERATURES, SNAKES, ESPECIALLY COBRAS, SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES LIKE INSIDE YOUR HOME.

SAFETY TIPS
‎
1.Avoid leaving windows open for too long. Cobras and Mambas can reach heights that are very high.
‎
2. Avoid leaving your front doors open for fresh air in the evenings. This reptiles are absolutely STEALTHY (too quiet). You won't hear or see them go inside your house.
‎
3 Before sitting under the tree that has that cooling shade, check the branches that there are no snakes lurking in the branches.
‎
4.Check your bed and surrounding before you go to bed,cobras are notorious for hiding under the sheets.
‎
5.Avoid the age old trend of liking to chill outside of the house,with mattresses and wrappers in the evening. Most reptiles are nocturnal (hunt at night and more effective)
‎
6.Not only snakes might bite you, but also the age old human enemy; the centipede (Mosithaphala), which is fast and very venomous.
‎
7.Clear bushes round your house. They attract rats and mice which are the favourite snacks of the most dangerous snakes favorite meal.
‎
8.Buy snake repellent powder and pour it round your yard. You will definitely decrease the chances of a snake ever visiting your home by 90%.
‎
Beware of confronting snakes that get into your homes. Some snakes can be killed easily, others like the black mamba are very cocky. If threatened,  they will chase you at an alarming speed and give multiple bites while still on the chase; and you might not live to see the next forty minutes. So, just be very careful when trying to kill these guys. 

Stay well and be safe. It's snake season. It's very hot and they are highly active and get agitated and angry very fast.

This is for your information and safety‎

Good evening