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Romance › Re: Telling The Truth. by MrCork: 10:21am On Nov 27, 2016
RoyWealth:
undecided
...then how comes we don't get punnnnnny when we tell black women truth?. ..especially those home base ones from that Nigeria place? (Jusss askin) angry
Romance › Re: Telling The Truth. by MrCork: 10:20am On Nov 27, 2016
RoyWealth:
undecided
...then how comes we don't get punnnnnny when we tell black women truth?. ..especially those home base ones from that Nigeria place? (Nusss askin) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Bible Believers Games by MrCork: 10:17am On Nov 27, 2016
Ishilove:
Which photo? undecided
old photo of you walking down a street with guys steering at your booobsi...did you relice how time's that foto made people jackkkkkoff?? undecided
Romance › Re: Telling The Truth. by MrCork: 10:14am On Nov 27, 2016
uyisteven:
The truth shall set you free.
My daily message in church
What really is the truth?
Steven,
What you really hiding from the world?

I pride myself of a perfect life
The obedient servant
Everyone's Go-to kinda guy
This really is a lie.

Am full to the brim.
My skeletons are punching holes in my conscience
Nothing truly is hidden under the sun.
It's time to be free
From every shackle,
And every chain
Please don't hate me.

Beware of the quite ones
They are masters of deceit
Carefully dissecting one's thoughts
Waiting for the right moment to pounce.
And "Waiting" am gifted at.

Steven,
Spill your guts out
Relieve yourself of these burdens
It does no good holding on

Shine the light to all your dark spots
Those twisted fantasies you harbour
Scary,
But sexy
No one can judge you
No one dares judge you

So easy for you to think.
The world is filled with "roaming souls"
One little leak,
And the entire human race is at your front door.

This isn't the time.
They not ready to know me
I probably should hold on to my thoughts
This little version is quite appeasing

Am truly sorry.
Am shiit scared of the outcome.
I guess I need more spine.
One more night sleeping with the lies,
Don't think it hurts that bad.
But again,
Am totally numb to feelings now.
truth? How?... then how come if you tell babe you hav a girlfriend. ..you dont get her punnnnnny? undecided
Romance › Re: Telling The Truth. by MrCork: 10:12am On Nov 27, 2016
uyisteven:
The truth shall set you free.
My daily message in church
What really is the truth?
Steven,
What you really hiding from the world?

I pride myself of a perfect life
The obedient servant
Everyone's Go-to kinda guy
This really is a lie.

Am full to the brim.
My skeletons are punching holes in my conscience
Nothing truly is hidden under the sun.
It's time to be free
From every shackle,
And every chain
Please don't hate me.

Beware of the quite ones
They are masters of deceit
Carefully dissecting one's thoughts
Waiting for the right moment to pounce.
And "Waiting" am gifted at.

Steven,
Spill your guts out
Relieve yourself of these burdens
It does no good holding on

Shine the light to all your dark spots
Those twisted fantasies you harbour
Scary,
But sexy
No one can judge you
No one dares judge you

So easy for you to think.
The world is filled with "roaming souls"
One little leak,
And the entire human race is at your front door.

This isn't the time.
They not ready to know me
I probably should hold on to my thoughts
This little version is quite appeasing

Am truly sorry.
Am shiit scared of the outcome.
I guess I need more spine.
One more night sleeping with the lies,
Don't think it hurts that bad.
But again,
Am totally numb to feelings now.
angry
Romance › Re: Please How True Is This (pic) by MrCork: 10:07am On Nov 27, 2016
calabardick:
Please why is it so? Majority of them are like that
...bro i wunt mention names but ask ellacute45... she a Yoruba gold diggggger from Italy(no ofeense) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Bible Believers Games by MrCork: 10:03am On Nov 27, 2016
Ishilove:
Troll extraordinaire. You're in a class of your own smiley
did you realize we/i fell in love with you when i/we saw your boooobsi foto....comin to find out if was fake angry
Romance › Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by MrCork:
importexpert:
I just pray that those crappy guys with the "go and get money and they will come to you mentality will stop putting everybody in their shoes. this happen to be romance section and not business. this thread is for those that are interested in knowing how to truly impress women. so please if they don't have constructive comments that are inline with the topic of discussion i pray that they will save their time and do something better with it.

Do you find it difficult to impress women? Do you want to get rid of the tag of 'loneliness'? Are you sick of 'being single?'

if yes, in this article i will reveal to you the top 5 ways to truly impress ladies. If you think growing muscles or earning a handsome salary is all that you need to impress a real woman, then you are surely wrong.

Following are the top five ways to impress the real women:


1. Just be yourself - Instead of imitating someone, it is better to be just the way you are. You don't need to do a lot of things to impress them; all you need to do is be who you are. they like men who know how to express their emotions and put their innermost feelings into words. Unless you do that, you can never have the right kind of a woman walking by your side.

2. Don't be too hard on yourself - The worst thing that most men do is strive hard to impress women. Don't do that - all you've got to do is keep it simple and learn how to respect her and you would gain her attention. Defend her, always make a difference in their lives and give them the impression that you are always their for them when they need you the most.

3. Don't try to impress them - I know a lot of men do this - they try to impress the ladies with their style, fashion and a lot of such materialistic things. Instead of playing the impression game, which does not last for long, try to be casual and keep it low. If a woman falls in love with you for your style, remember, she has to see you in your informal outfits at home in future, when you both plan to settle down together.

4. Express yourself in bed - Let's face it - most women now know what they want from their men. They are open and now believe in communicating about what they want in bed. If you have a woman in your life and you want to sustain her, you have surely got to be good in bed.

5. Keep her satisfied - I don't say that intimacy is the only thing between two lovers, but it is obviously one of the most important things that allow two people to maintain love between each other. Keep her relaxed and satisfied in bed and see the glow on her face.
...Dakskin women or lightskin women?? angry
Romance › Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by MrCork: 9:56am On Nov 27, 2016
importexpert:
I just pray that those crappy guys with the "go and get money and they will come to you mentality will stop putting everybody in their shoes. this happen to be romance section and not business. this thread is for those that are interested in knowing how to truly impress women. so please if they don't have constructive comments that are inline with the topic of discussion i pray that they will save their time and do something better with it.

Do you find it difficult to impress women? Do you want to get rid of the tag of 'loneliness'? Are you sick of 'being single?'

if yes, in this article i will reveal to you the top 5 ways to truly impress ladies. If you think growing muscles or earning a handsome salary is all that you need to impress a real woman, then you are surely wrong.

Following are the top five ways to impress the real women:


1. Just be yourself - Instead of imitating someone, it is better to be just the way you are. You don't need to do a lot of things to impress them; all you need to do is be who you are. they like men who know how to express their emotions and put their innermost feelings into words. Unless you do that, you can never have the right kind of a woman walking by your side.

2. Don't be too hard on yourself - The worst thing that most men do is strive hard to impress women. Don't do that - all you've got to do is keep it simple and learn how to respect her and you would gain her attention. Defend her, always make a difference in their lives and give them the impression that you are always their for them when they need you the most.

3. Don't try to impress them - I know a lot of men do this - they try to impress the ladies with their style, fashion and a lot of such materialistic things. Instead of playing the impression game, which does not last for long, try to be casual and keep it low. If a woman falls in love with you for your style, remember, she has to see you in your informal outfits at home in future, when you both plan to settle down together.

4. Express yourself in bed - Let's face it - most women now know what they want from their men. They are open and now believe in communicating about what they want in bed. If you have a woman in your life and you want to sustain her, you have surely got to be good in bed.

5. Keep her satisfied - I don't say that intimacy is the only thing between two lovers, but it is obviously one of the most important things that allow two people to maintain love between each other. Keep her relaxed and satisfied in bed and see the glow on her face.
angry
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Are Very Ugly When They Wake Up In The Morning True Or False by MrCork: 9:54am On Nov 27, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc] wait u a chick?[/color]
...OK WE THE NAIRALAND WANT YOU TO REPLACE THIS YOURRR LACAKUKUKULICK PICTURE PROFILE WITH THE OLD ONE SHOWN YORRR BOOOOOBSI..cheers!! (No ooofense) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Bible Believers Games by MrCork: 9:46am On Nov 27, 2016
Winnelyn:
drink how undecided
... ok since you insist..can I drink your boooobsi with straw?? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by MrCork: 5:36am On Nov 27, 2016
Audray:
R'amen brother.
.Audray....we reassert you ha a l lesssssbian but you are goin to helll...you not Christian..... proooof to us you no longer a lesssssbian by mating with me so god can for give u.. deal? undecided
Romance › Re: Boobs Staring By Men by MrCork: 11:51pm On Nov 26, 2016
Ibrahim1088:
All through the ages a woman's boob has been a center of attraction for men. Come to think of it why did men like starring at a women boob? Come to even think of it, some women wear clothes that do show their boobs as if they want men to stare at them. But the question is why do men like staring at boobs
..Brandy..don't worrrrry...when you reach 18years old. .it will make sense!! (No oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Boobs Staring By Men by MrCork: 11:46pm On Nov 26, 2016
Ibrahim1088:
All through the ages a woman's boob has been a center of attraction for men. Come to think of it why did men like starring at a women boob? Come to even think of it, some women wear clothes that do show their boobs as if they want men to stare at them. But the question is why do men like staring at boobs
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Bible Believers Games by MrCork: 11:38pm On Nov 26, 2016
Winnelyn:
mrcork undecided
...can I ask you a favour...plis can I drink you? cheesy
Romance › Re: (photo) She Is The Finest Woman In Nigeria Right Now, We Are So Lucky!!!!! by MrCork: 9:49pm On Nov 26, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9900]it's not yer opion that matters 2 me undecided but the ABUSE u leveled on me
......and for what reasonhuh??
Because I asked u why u had 2 monikers that sounded simular?undecided
And don't acids me of the verbal abusing u just displayed undecided that is NOT the way I play.
••• •••
And who is the idiot who keeps liking and sharing yer posts? undecided[/color]
..ok so when are we goinno mate?.. don't you wanna get pregnant an be happy like undecidedor Ellacute45??... you want Moiney? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Bible Believers Games by MrCork: 9:43pm On Nov 26, 2016
Winnelyn:
[color=Black]
Ask a question about something which appears in the bible, The person who answers the biblical conundrum is sanctioned to ask the next question.

I'll go first.

How many of each animal did Noah have in the ark?

undecided
[/color]
^^^^^^ kaiiii see boooobsi!! cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: Man In Lagos Constructs Amphibious Car That Cruises On Water & Land by MrCork: 9:38pm On Nov 26, 2016
winkmart:
I was just chilling somewhere around Lagos yesterday when I saw this guy that was the brain behind the Nigerian Amphibious car - that could both be driven on land and on water. The craft looks crude though, but he must have really used some talents to put this together, despite little or no education.


I couldn't help but snap the machine and the man seemed to be a mini celebrity as he was so delighted to pose for the camera and show off his invention.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/11/meet-man-behind-construction-of.html
..ok..home made car that walk on water. ..correct? ...I give up! undecided
Romance › Re: And We Are Set To Wed After Nysc. by MrCork: 7:14pm On Nov 26, 2016
jeffcheddy:
Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/3279124/gonna-propose-albino-corper-girlfriend


And it all started like a dream,but today a reality. I found my bone,my flesh,my happiness,inner peace and destiny all in a special woman. Cant wait to tie the knots in owerri and make you my life partner. Thank you for making a happy and better man. Thank God for Life. Thank you Nysc. smiley
...GREAT CHOICE. ..SHES LIGHTSKIN!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Should I Let Him Have Sex With Me by MrCork: 7:01pm On Nov 26, 2016
Curioussme:
Hi guys, I've been in a relationship for about 4 years now. We've never had sex, am a virgin and he knows. Though we smooch and do everything except sex cos we agreed at the beginning of the relationship to wait till marriage . Last time I went visiting him, to my surprise he went and bought condom, saying he got it to avoid stories that touch. Well he later tried having sex with me, which I refused. I noticed he wasn't happy after then. Do you guys think I should have given in? This is his first time behaving like this, dunno what happened
....so you think he's selling ground nut...abi?... it's chicks like you that make us great black man forget about you time wasting black women and go for our preference... WHITE WOMAN! ! ((no oofeense)) angry
Romance › Re: Should I Let Him Have Sex With Me by MrCork: 6:56pm On Nov 26, 2016
Curioussme:
Hi guys, I've been in a relationship for about 4 years now. We've never had sex, am a virgin and he knows. Though we smooch and do everything except sex cos we agreed at the beginning of the relationship to wait till marriage . Last time I went visiting him, to my surprise he went and bought condom, saying he got it to avoid stories that touch. Well he later tried having sex with me, which I refused. I noticed he wasn't happy after then. Do you guys think I should have given in? This is his first time behaving like this, dunno what happened
angry
Romance › Re: A Typical Bride Price List In IGBO Land by MrCork: 6:30pm On Nov 26, 2016
Hisduchess:
its not the same for every part of igboland.moreso some of this things are dependent on how rich the guy is.
...you the only Yoruba I like on nairaland..can I mate with you? smiley
Romance › Re: What Extreme Opinions Do You Have That Many Don't? by MrCork: 6:27pm On Nov 26, 2016
ellacute45:
In your dreams wink
...ok babes you win...since you refuse to mate with me ..how much will you charge me?...be nice smiley
Romance › Re: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 5:02pm On Nov 26, 2016
Twaci:
.
.^^^^^ wow....finally
...she's 10% light skin..... THANK ME LATER! !!
cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Are Most Girls Like This (photo)? by MrCork: 2:55pm On Nov 26, 2016
[quote author=QueenSuccubus post=51390992][/quote]are you a lady? [(Goat) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Are Most Girls Like This (photo)? by MrCork: 2:28pm On Nov 26, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
If I like the guy, I either bite my lips grin or wink wink wink at him...


No time to waste... My time is like plutonium.. Rare & expensive.
...^^^^see this pkakomakokotik village girl actin like she get class....am go in bakkkkto bed mennnn!!!((no oofennse)) undecided
Romance › Re: Help Me,my Girlfriend Said I Shoudnt Call Her Again by MrCork: 9:48pm On Nov 25, 2016
ikombe:
The ones you have been trolling all your life on nairaland grin
...bro I already nyansh 3 of them when I was in Nigeria !! (REAL TALK) undecided
Romance › Re: Help Me,my Girlfriend Said I Shoudnt Call Her Again by MrCork: 9:38pm On Nov 25, 2016
Babham:
it started yesterday,we were talking on phone suddenly she asked if I have anything for her and I said no...she flared up...though I begged her and she accepted. ...thesame occured today and she said I shouldnt bother to call her anymore that I should let her be....


pls peeps..I love this girl...what did you think I should do


kindly need your help
..bro .ther are easier & cheaper chicks on nairaland like ellacute45..Onstelly..Hisduchess..Stupedinluv...they will date anytin.. I can fix you up!! ( truss me))
Romance › Re: Help Me,my Girlfriend Said I Shoudnt Call Her Again by MrCork: 9:35pm On Nov 25, 2016
Babham:
it started yesterday,we were talking on phone suddenly she asked if I have anything for her and I said no...she flared up...though I begged her and she accepted. ...thesame occured today and she said I shouldnt bother to call her anymore that I should let her be....


pls peeps..I love this girl...what did you think I should do


kindly need your help
...my niggggga ...Tha funk is wrong wit you?...how can you beg a womanhuh...DO YOU REALIAZE THAT FEMALES ARE MORE ATRACTED TO GUYS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE $HIT??....THE NUMBER ONE RILEVIS THAT YOU MUST NEVER EVER LET A FEMALE NO YOUR CRAZY ABOUT HER ...OR ELSE...SHE EILL FUKK YOUR LIFE UP!!! angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-Prostitute In Uganda Brings Condoms To Church After Her Deliverance by MrCork: 9:28pm On Nov 25, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
A mild drama ensued during a recent church programme organized by Ugandan Pastor, Robert Kayanja of Miracle Centre Ministries -when a 25-year-old commercial sex worker identified as Ninsiima Allen, brought her numerous boxes of condoms after she was delivered from prostitution.
According to report by the church, the lady who tested negative after an HIV test, has started preaching to her former colleagues to change their ways.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/see-boxes-of-condoms-ex-prostitute.html
kaiii..see boobsi!! cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 9:24pm On Nov 25, 2016
Genea:
tongue tongue
^^^^this one is stobboon undecided

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