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Science/TechnologyRe: Ukoma Michael Builds Standing Fan Using Wires Without Electricity (Photos) by MrCork: 9:39pm On Aug 31, 2016
Oliviaxx:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL.LWKMD! WICKED!!!!!!!!!!
can I kiss u wink
RomanceRe: ***#team Fat Girls#*** by MrCork: 9:38pm On Aug 31, 2016
naijamakossa:
real men don't eat bones they eat meat.true/false
..bro..is yor head ok? angry
Jokes EtcRe: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by MrCork: 7:23pm On Aug 31, 2016
Hisduchess:
Hahahaha. he should thank God that I wasn't there cos I would have flogged him mercilessly cos him mates no dey there.nah people wey get private jet dey there. cheesy
..all u talk about is moiney moiney moiney and yet I have moiney but u don't want me to enter u...are u a racist toward black people? angry
Jokes EtcRe: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by MrCork: 7:21pm On Aug 31, 2016
Hisduchess:
I heard mrcork came with his £28,000 range rover *spot* yet he was chased away with cane. Chai! those bouncers dey wicket ooo cheesy
angry
FamilyRe: That Moment A Movie Gets To A Sex Scene When Watching With Your Parents by MrCork: 6:53pm On Aug 31, 2016
mhisbliss:
This happened some days ago, we were together in the living room watching die another day, the movie was awesome because pierce Brosnan aka james bond thrilled us with technology, smooth talk, action until he met halle berry coming out of a swimming pool looking gorgeous,
Everyone was like.
..can u sit on my lap for 5minute? smiley
RomanceRe: Lets Play!! You Have $10m But Can Only Buy One Thing – What Would You Buy? by MrCork: 6:51pm On Aug 31, 2016
emmyluizzz:
You have $10m but you can only buy things that
starts with the first letter of your name…
What would you buy?
Drop your Comments.
Mine:- My First name is Emmanuel (E) – I will buy
an Eatery
What about yours?
10million naira?..probably about £35 hear in London...anyways I will giv it to Hisduchess from nairaland..jusss to mate wit her. I will pay her cash! smiley
SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike Buys G Wagon [PICS] by MrCork: 6:43pm On Aug 31, 2016
soberdrunk:
To think that i have two "bsc's" and 1 "msc" and i drive a bloody honda and kia and this guy kicks a ball for a living and see his list of cars! "WALAHI ISNOR BY GRA GRA OOOO" ORI YATO SO ORI angry angry angry
d,d



..son.. I don't mean to sound rudes but of yor commmmon sense wazz common..u will relice that footballer are fitter than the normal guy but hav shorter carriers!!((no oofense)- angry
RomanceRe: Dear Men......... by MrCork: 9:33am On Aug 31, 2016
Trina0936:
Read and learn tongue
..trisha. Are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Dear Men......... by MrCork: 9:32am On Aug 31, 2016
Trina0936:
Read and learn tongue
angry
RomanceRe: I want to have sex with Ijebubaby of nairaland! by MrCork: 8:37am On Aug 31, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
Ever since i saw her profile photo on nairaland my mind has not rested, her beautiful face have changed, restructured and restrategize my life .... I feel previlaged to have met a damsel like you...you are the defination of true beauty...


If you surrender to my advances i will make sure no harm will ever come close to you, no mosquito will ever bite you, no materiel thing will ever bother you, i will make i crown you the queen that you already are...

I will not give up until you reply this thread cry cry
.. ...WE DONT WANT U GAY FAGGS ON NAIRALAND....FIND ANOTHER WEB SIGHT OR ELES....!! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Witch Turns To Owl At Enugu Crusade, Falls And Dies - Eyewitness Claims by MrCork: 10:32pm On Aug 30, 2016
oluwatoba400:
An owl believed to be a witch allegedly came to attack the Reverend Father pictured above at a vigil crusade which held at Nkwo Umuiyida Enugu-Ezike in Igbo-Eze LGA Enugu state. according to an eyewitness, the owl allegedly fell on the altar and died instantly during the prayer session.


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/30/photos-witch-allegedly-turns-owl-falls-dies-vigil-crusade-enugu-state/
..u Homebase people is so dumb its unbelifable.....so u dumb people realy belif babe turn to owl?...soooner or later..u will belif king Kong turn to goat undecided
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian-American Artist, Jidenna Arrives Nigeria - See First Photos by MrCork: 10:20pm On Aug 30, 2016
oluwatosin400:
Nigerian-American artist Jidenna Theodore Mobisson, known professionally as Jidenna, is currently in Nigeria.


The ‘Classic Man’ crooner, is in Nigeria to advance his anticipated introduction collection, ‘Long Live The Chief.’ His visit will incorporate a restrictive collection dispatch occasion which will occur at Hard Rock Cafe in Lagos.

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/30/nigerian-born-american-artist-jidenna-arrives-nigeria-see-first-photos/
..how will he cope wit mosssquito?...he shod hav come to London! undecided
RomanceRe: Leaked Conversation Between A Prostitute And A Client Will Leave You Speechless by MrCork: 10:16pm On Aug 30, 2016
contactmorak:
Prostitut!on seems to be the a thriving business for ladies across the world nowadays with the advent of social media. They don’t have to parade their flesh in the cold streets while engaging law enforcers in running battles.Nowadays, prostitututes sell their flesh online and they are just a call away. Obtained by Tori blog, here’s a leaked Whatsapp conversation between a prostitute and a client that will leave you speechless. See it below..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/08/leaked-conversation-between-prostitute.html
...is her name Onstelly or Ellacute45...this looookslike her handwriting (no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: I Am Wedding A Nairalander Next Month by MrCork: 9:55pm On Aug 30, 2016
coolkris:
were ur pics
..u want to hang them on yor bedroom walls?....son are u gay? undecided
RomanceRe: Yeah Or Nay? by MrCork: 9:08pm On Aug 30, 2016
discoprophet:
Would you have sex on a sunday morning?
..wait.. Let me reply after watching Wwe wrestling angry
RomanceRe: I Am Wedding A Nairalander Next Month by MrCork: 9:03pm On Aug 30, 2016
coolkris:
Her name is sinaj

..son.
were in that Nigeria place will u find moiney for matrraiige...sellin petrol?(no oofense)
angry
RomanceRe: I Am Wedding A Nairalander Next Month by MrCork: 9:01pm On Aug 30, 2016
coolkris:
Her name is sinaj
angry
RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Pre-wedding Pix That Broke The Net. by MrCork: 8:59pm On Aug 30, 2016
etinanguy:
Yeeeaaaa!!! It's time to celebrate one of us. All nairalanders resident in Lagos and beyond are by this notice honourably invited to this wedding ceremony. Date : 3rd sept 2016.

Lalasticlacla you are also invited.
...son..not sure if u were glasses but do u relice she's darkin?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Pre-wedding Pix That Broke The Net. by MrCork: 8:56pm On Aug 30, 2016
etinanguy:
Yeeeaaaa!!! It's time to celebrate one of us. All nairalanders resident in Lagos and beyond are by this notice honourably invited to this wedding ceremony. Date : 3rd sept 2016.
.
angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 2:11pm On Aug 30, 2016
iliyande:
"Death is not a topic we enjoy. Death of churches is not a topic I enjoy," "You see, I love the local church. I love it despite it's flaws, sins, and hypocrisies. Jesus loves me despite my flaws, sins, and hypocrisies."

Sadly, too many churches are dying today. As a concerned Christian, there are need to share with congregations what they must avoid being to be able to survive.

The Ex-Bible Church

The first type of churches doomed to fail is the ex-Bible church. "These churches have abandoned the truths of the Scripture. A few are explicit in their denials. But many just give lip service to the Bible,".

Congregations belonging to ex-Bible churches do not study Scripture, and those pastors do not handle biblical texts. Sadly, the Word of God has no power in this kind of churches.

Dress and Appearance

Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? … The temple of God is holy, which temple ye are. 1 Corinthians 3:16–17.

Many churches today will say, "Well, God looks on the heart. God doesn't care what you look like on the outside. God just looks on the heart." That is true. God does look on the heart, but man cannot see the heart. Man can only see the outer. Not only that, the outer appearance is usually a pretty good indicator of what is in a person's heart. Although it is possible to look right on the outside and be wrong on the inside, it is well nigh impossible to look right on the outside and be right on the inside. What is on the outside comes from the inside. That is why Jesus said, "out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh" (Matthew 12:34). Granted, a man could say the right things, and have a wrong heart, but a man who had a right heart would never say the wrong things. So the outer appearance is the only indicator that man has that someone is right with God, right in their heart. So God does care how we look. Not only does God care how we look, there are rules in the Bible for both men and women that should govern our appearance.

Now, whenever you start to talking about these rules, the women are always the first ones to complain, because there are more rules for the women than there are for the men. And I often wonder why the Bible has all these rules for the women and very few rules for the men, and the reason why is because men and women are made differently. I know that is not a "politically correct" thing to say, but it is none the less true. God made man and women differently.

Men are stimulated by sight. This is why Jesus told the men of His day, "whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart" (Matthew 5:28). Men are stimulated by sight. Men are always attracted to a lady, physically, before they are connected to her emotionally. In fact, they don't even want to pursue the possibility of an emotional relationship, if the physical attraction isn't there.

Club Church

Members in these churches see their membership as perks and privileges. They want their styles of music, their worship service times, their types of architecture, and their preferred lengths of sermons. They pay their dues, so they should get their benefits."

Bad Words

These are the churches where bullies go unchecked, where personnel committees and boards work in darkness, and where gossip and backstabbing are common. These churches expend most of their energy on bad words. They thus don't have the time or energy to share the good news.

Churches That Fail to Forgive

Members in the church often turn to the Pastor for prayer, advice, and comfort when facing a divorce. They are shocked when the prayer, advice, and comfort are not forthcoming. Instead they receive a shunning from the Pastor and other members of the church. Thinking the situation will improve they stay a while longer but are eventually forced to leave by the social pressures applied. In other cases they are directly told to attend some other church.

The Bible clearly teaches that the Spirit-filled Christian can at times succumb to temptation and fall short. The truth is that every born again Christian still has sins of pride, coveting, dishonesty, etc. Repentance should be accepted by the Pastor, but much of the time it is not. The Pastor simply asks the member to leave. This is strictly contrary to Scripture. God's warning to Pastors is very clear.

JAMES 3:1 My brethren, let not many of you become teachers, knowing that we shall receive a stricter judgment.

My hope and prayer is that God should deliver these churches from their "death throes," too many churches are already dying.


#tosinjay ...
.

But why is this tread created to atract Antichrist and Islamic Muslims?...everyone belig thoise people r racist!(no oofense)
angry
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks On Nicki Minaj & Beyonce's Outfit To 2016 MVAs by MrCork:
Bmoney007:
He shared the below photo and captioned it:

"Seems they are no more selling payint in America"


https://www.instagram.com/p/BJs9NB1ADts/?hl=en
...u don't like lightskin? women....my niggga.. if u cant afford them, getta job!!(no oofense ) angry
CelebritiesRe: Crush Of The Week; The Ghanaian Women Edition by MrCork: 9:11am On Aug 30, 2016
gluv01:
Jeezz..Too big. The third one looks good. The other ones are not attractive
...insted of coooplanin..GO N PUTTON WEIGHT!!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Girls Carry Bags That's Bigger Than There Brain by MrCork: 7:51pm On Aug 29, 2016
Godemcee:
seriously why cry,I just read the story of a girl who aborted for his bf numerous time nd now the nigger dumb her ass Nd she is wailing.wtf did d guy force her or threaten her with gun.there are lot of other story of some gals displaying there naiveness,I would spare the long epistles nd ask

why do some gals carry bags bigger than. there brain (no offence)
plus ion care bout y'll who is gonna bash or hurl Insults at me
..u sound like spokesman for Crackheads...so necozz u read some were that one babe have abortion,u now sayin all women hav abortion....son, u need knew batterys in yor brain!! (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 5:43pm On Aug 29, 2016
ellacute45:
No mind the mumu na to snub him sure pass
angry
RomanceRe: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 5:42pm On Aug 29, 2016
Hisduchess:
this guy must u be dumb nah.get a life for ur flat head nah.who light skin don EPP
^^^dakskin female wit atititude.....but why r they all ways aggresssive?..lightskin females don't act like that!(no oofense)) undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Like This ??? (screenshots) Francis95 by MrCork: 5:13pm On Aug 29, 2016
indie22:
I jump and pass over you in Jesus' name. angry angry
..wot as Jesus gots to do wit u werin thong....are u ok? undecided
FamilyRe: Family Uses Picture Of A Dead Man Drinking Beer In His Obituary Poster by MrCork: 4:03pm On Aug 29, 2016
suzan404:
undecidedif you are thirsty...go get water for yourselflipsrsealed
angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Like This ??? (screenshots) Francis95 by MrCork: 3:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
indie22:
If someone asks you for a favour, do it if you can....and if you can't do it....don't.

No need to bring screenshots of private conversations because someone begged you for N1000 recharge card.
....sweeery I beg ignore that broke azz sccaliwagg an lets talk like mature adult...do u were thong...color and size pliss? smiley
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Like This ??? (screenshots) Francis95 by MrCork: 3:31pm On Aug 29, 2016
Francis95:
I decided to chat with this lady today and was Shocked when she requested for Airtime to help Ameriolate her illness (fever) huh

Screenshots removed for some reasons.. cool
....so??.... ...GO an FIND A JOB * QUIT NAGGGIN JORR!!!! (no oofense) angry

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