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FamilyRe: Family Uses Picture Of A Dead Man Drinking Beer In His Obituary Poster by MrCork: 3:21pm On Aug 29, 2016
suzan404:
Do I look like sachet water?undecided and why should be I be happy
^^^STORY....anyways can I drink u?.. cheesy
FamilyRe: Family Uses Picture Of A Dead Man Drinking Beer In His Obituary Poster by MrCork: 1:50pm On Aug 29, 2016
suzan404:
undecided undecided undecided undecided
..well u loooook drinkable...u shod be happy!! smiley
FamilyRe: Family Uses Picture Of A Dead Man Drinking Beer In His Obituary Poster by MrCork: 12:18pm On Aug 29, 2016
suzan404:
An unidentified man’s obituary was announced in a ‘funny’ way.


When a loved one dies, the bereaved are usually thrown
into a period of mourning and possible sober reflection.
The family then proceed with plans to give the dead a
befitting burial, that usually portrays the kind of life the
person lived.

Usually, if the family can afford to, a ‘lavish’ funeral party
is thrown, with beautiful pictures of the person displayed
on both funeral brochures and banners.

In Adansi Praso, Ghana, a dead man’s obituary was
announced with an unusual picture. A picture of him
drinking a bottle of beer, was used, which leaves room for
the question “was this man a known drunkard?” See the picture below.....lol





http://jejenews.com/2016/08/19/see-why-a-family-uses-picture-of-dead-man-drinking-beer-in-his-obituary-poster/
^^^^kaiiiiiiii..see boooooobsi!! tongue
RomanceRe: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 11:58am On Aug 29, 2016
...WOW..juss resive an emotional email from two beaauerifull nairaland females that they hav now change color & are now all most lightskin...THANKS TO ME.i will not mention there name (Ellacute45 & Hisduchess) but I am so happy & I feel like crying...



. THANK U LADIES!;
cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: White Man Fights A South African In A Live TV Broadcast by MrCork: 11:51am On Aug 29, 2016
nduprincekc:
angry angry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpQ17ycLAQY
...son this news is over 10years old..pliss get a telivison!!((no oofense)) angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 11:45am On Aug 29, 2016
KardinalZik:
And now, I am sure you are not to be taken seriously.
1. My woman never left me
2.I was never a Muslim, and haven't yet considered being one
3. My private life remains private; I have never posted anything related to my private life on nairaland
4. I have never lost, and will never loss my faith in God.

This is why I chose to call your judgments "baseless judgments".
...so again..u sayin u want private life on nairaland (forgetin nairaland is public forum) & u want a woman so God can love u to become a woman?? ((READ YOR LAST POST))....Son, I strongly suggggest u find a local juju doctor..u really need. Help!! (no oofense)) undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 11:38am On Aug 29, 2016
Emary:
You're just frustrated and looking for someone to stoop to your level. I don't have time for people like you and can only pray God has mercy on you.
.... Calm down Margaret...i strongly sugess u ask someborry to springkle holy water on yor triangle loookin head or else u U SHALL REMAIN SINGLES & WILL NEVER EVER FIND MAN ON NAIRALAND......

[size=18pt]. [b] ..AMEN!!!!((no oofense)
[/size] angry

Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:34am On Aug 29, 2016
nkechiben:
WHAT DID YOU KNOW IN THE BIBLE?
darling sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28 000(cash) range rover spot & am from pekam London! smiley
RomanceRe: What I Hate Most About A Lady by MrCork: 10:48pm On Aug 28, 2016
martinsadnan11:
neu...nd never
..we belif u! undecided
RomanceRe: What I Hate Most About A Lady by MrCork: 10:27pm On Aug 28, 2016
martinsadnan11:
What I hate most is when a
Lady takes my cell phone
And I ask her for it and then
She put it in her boobs.
I fucking hate that.
...so u sayin u rather hold a mans prrrrick...correct?..bro r u gay? angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 10:02pm On Aug 28, 2016
Emary:
Can you imagine? Something is wrong with you. You who are casting labels are the one most likely to have a specially prepared chamber waiting for you in the pit of hell. You better pluck the log from your own eye first. Hypocrite!
u clearly goin to hell cozz R A antichrist (READ YOR LAST POST..U ADMITTED IT)....and if u don't change yor atitide..U WILL NEVER FIND MAN ON NAIRALAND!!;(real talk) undecided
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo & Funke Akindele Throwback Photos by MrCork: 8:56pm On Aug 28, 2016
ades0la:
Nope. (None taken) undecided
..anyways u look nice..can I kiss like twice? smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:38pm On Aug 28, 2016
nkechiben:
WHAT DID YOU KNOW IN THE BIBLE?
^^^another Muslim!((Shame)) undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:36pm On Aug 28, 2016
nkechiben:
WHAT DID YOU KNOW IN THE BIBLE?
..sweet hat..bible says Dao shall not lie...but guess wot..YOU LIED...why..becozz u are a antichrist!!(no oofense)) angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:19pm On Aug 28, 2016
Emary:
You all need to watch "Greenleaf", a new fictional series on OWN network that looks at many of dynamics of the modern church.
^^^^another. Antichrist!!(((SHAME)) undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:17pm On Aug 28, 2016
KardinalZik:
What are your criteria for defining an Antichrist?

It seems you are the real Antichrist here, and that's why you are here to cause commotion. The Antichrist is a trouble maker, so it can be inferred that you're emulating your master.

Why must you mention Muslim? To everyone you branded as an Antichrist, you added the question: "are you a Muslim?". That's stigmatisation of others by a violence-inclined mind.

Similarly, since no church was mentioned in the article, you seem to be challenged by guilty-conscience. Perhaps, you are one of those young end-time pastors who are not concerned about using the Bible as the perfect model. Perhaps, you are one of those "fraudsters pastors" - the wolves in sheep's clothing. Perhaps, you have been beclouded by your halfway Pharisaic scriptural knowledge. Perchance you are the true Antichrist.

Learn how to stoop your ego low to learn anything learnable from scriptural perspective. Stop being arrogant next time. Stop displaying ignorance. Stop showcasing social disorganization.

For your information, am not going to respond to any of your baseless judgments. In sum, let the Bible that you are despising prevail in any instance.
..calm down son..u come to nairaland sayin u lost faith in god simply becuzzz yor woman left u ((READ YOR LAST POST))..AND THEN U become muslim..aint u Muslims antichrist..or did we say somtin wrong? undecided
RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 8:10pm On Aug 28, 2016
Hisduchess:
why this guy come mumu like this nah.go hire brain biko.I dey beg u
...darlin u loook more beaauerifull witout yor mustache. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:07pm On Aug 28, 2016
iliyande:
Did you read the writeup at all?
..calm down u Muslim..son thers no need for violense undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:22pm On Aug 28, 2016
ofwest47:
see what our women wears to the church these days they don't what to know what Mathew 5:28 says about mode of dressing unfortunately the pastors too are not bothered so far you pay your tithes and that is why you hear of many rape cases both in the church and outside it.
arrh,.ok..so u dont like women wearrrin mini sket...correct?..bro i dont meannnto sound rude but are u Gay or kinda? (no ofeinse) angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:20pm On Aug 28, 2016
Pascalville:
Sex machine n he is claimin holy holy... See u see hell
..Son..dont worrry, when u reach 18years old, u will under stand sexxxc...ALL IS WELL!! undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:19pm On Aug 28, 2016
MissHatey:
Sounds like a good idea cheesy
That's because you are gay shocked shocked.
I'm irresistible smiley wink.
Check your last post, you typed it there tongue
[size=15pt] STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD!!![/size][/ undecided
RomanceRe: Is It A Sin To To Chase Babe In A Church? by MrCork(op): 6:17pm On Aug 28, 2016
Ishilove:
Ha, but Cork you can like to ask some idiotic questions sha undecided
oh, really...so u sayn a guy has never chased/eye u in church before...abi?....are u a Nun? ((juss askin)) undecided
RomanceRe: Is It A Sin To To Chase Babe In A Church? by MrCork(op): 6:14pm On Aug 28, 2016
nnachukz:
11 babes? shocked. Now I know why you went to that church.
bro if u see the babes in my church..u will run...finest of the finest..they loooklike models! ((truss me)0 cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:12pm On Aug 28, 2016
MissHatey:
Sexxxc machine undecided undecided
You mean you are a D!ldo undecided. You are not human at all.

I guess you have been castrated, that's why you are always thinking about punny.

((Mumu))
No offence undecided
...i rathar sleeep wita treee than to kiss u!! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:09pm On Aug 28, 2016
aigjoe:
wow, condemning and judging what,
If a church name was mentioned, I would have gladly agree with you.

Please kindly enlightening us, on what is condemning and judging about the write up...
Thank you.
my nigggggga, u a muslim...if u dont no about God, Watch 10 commmmmandment or Jesus of Nazaret!!!!((no ofience) angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:05pm On Aug 28, 2016
MissHatey:
what is sexxxxc undecided undecided
Why is all your head full of punny undecided
I doubt if you think about something else undecided
Long hissssssssss
..sweery am a sexxxc machine..i hav to tink about punnnny!!!((Goat)) angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:57pm On Aug 28, 2016
MissHatey:
just stop causing trouble upandan undecided
...ok..appppat from sexxxxxxxc...wot else do u want from me? embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:38pm On Aug 28, 2016
Pascalville:
dont joke with something of mine.. It private and painful angry can you grow up alone..
...if its very painful them u musss be weak..u r a weak muslim. The good news thou is that ones u reach 18years old..u will understand the power of positive tinkin & u will be a Man!! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:28pm On Aug 28, 2016
Pascalville:
bro calm down i can feel ur pain grin .... I once believe in God.. But something bad happened to me.. So i lost faith
...yor girlfriend left & u lost faith in god...corrrect?..son..GO & REGISTER FOR BIBLE STUDIES!!!((REAL TALK)) angry
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:25pm On Aug 28, 2016
Pascalville:
i ve told u b4... I stand to nor... Am just normal... It seems u re a pastor
..son am a night club London. dj....muslim & isssslam is a dangerous cult..Be careful!! (real talk) undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:23pm On Aug 28, 2016
Pascalville:
i ve told u b4... I stand to nor... Am just normal... It seems u re a pastor
...ok..so u a normal muslim..corrrect?...ull waiting to meet 21 virgins in heaven..correct?..son
.yor brain need urrgent medical attention!!(no oofense))
undecided

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