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Family › Re: Family Uses Picture Of A Dead Man Drinking Beer In His Obituary Poster by MrCork: 3:21pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
suzan404: Do I look like sachet water? and why should be I be happy ^^^STORY....anyways can I drink u?..  |
Family › Re: Family Uses Picture Of A Dead Man Drinking Beer In His Obituary Poster by MrCork: 1:50pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
suzan404:
 ..well u loooook drinkable...u shod be happy!!  |
Family › Re: Family Uses Picture Of A Dead Man Drinking Beer In His Obituary Poster by MrCork: 12:18pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
suzan404: An unidentified man’s obituary was announced in a ‘funny’ way.
When a loved one dies, the bereaved are usually thrown into a period of mourning and possible sober reflection. The family then proceed with plans to give the dead a befitting burial, that usually portrays the kind of life the person lived.
Usually, if the family can afford to, a ‘lavish’ funeral party is thrown, with beautiful pictures of the person displayed on both funeral brochures and banners.
In Adansi Praso, Ghana, a dead man’s obituary was announced with an unusual picture. A picture of him drinking a bottle of beer, was used, which leaves room for the question “was this man a known drunkard?” See the picture below.....lol
http://jejenews.com/2016/08/19/see-why-a-family-uses-picture-of-dead-man-drinking-beer-in-his-obituary-poster/ ^^^^kaiiiiiiii..see boooooobsi!!  |
Romance › Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 11:58am On Aug 29, 2016 |
...WOW..juss resive an emotional email from two beaauerifull nairaland females that they hav now change color & are now all most lightskin...THANKS TO ME.i will not mention there name (Ellacute45 & Hisduchess) but I am so happy & I feel like crying...
. THANK U LADIES!;  |
TV/Movies › Re: White Man Fights A South African In A Live TV Broadcast by MrCork: 11:51am On Aug 29, 2016 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 11:45am On Aug 29, 2016 |
KardinalZik: And now, I am sure you are not to be taken seriously. 1. My woman never left me 2.I was never a Muslim, and haven't yet considered being one 3. My private life remains private; I have never posted anything related to my private life on nairaland 4. I have never lost, and will never loss my faith in God.
This is why I chose to call your judgments "baseless judgments". ...so again..u sayin u want private life on nairaland (forgetin nairaland is public forum) & u want a woman so God can love u to become a woman?? ((READ YOR LAST POST))....Son, I strongly suggggest u find a local juju doctor..u really need. Help!! (no oofense))  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 11:38am On Aug 29, 2016 |
Emary: You're just frustrated and looking for someone to stoop to your level. I don't have time for people like you and can only pray God has mercy on you. .... Calm down Margaret...i strongly sugess u ask someborry to springkle holy water on yor triangle loookin head or else u U SHALL REMAIN SINGLES & WILL NEVER EVER FIND MAN ON NAIRALAND......
[size=18pt]. [b] ..AMEN!!!!((no oofense) [/size] 
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Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:34am On Aug 29, 2016 |
nkechiben: WHAT DID YOU KNOW IN THE BIBLE? darling sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28 000(cash) range rover spot & am from pekam London!  |
Romance › Re: What I Hate Most About A Lady by MrCork: 10:48pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: What I Hate Most About A Lady by MrCork: 10:27pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
martinsadnan11: What I hate most is when a Lady takes my cell phone And I ask her for it and then She put it in her boobs. I fucking hate that. ...so u sayin u rather hold a mans prrrrick...correct?..bro r u gay?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 10:02pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Emary: Can you imagine? Something is wrong with you. You who are casting labels are the one most likely to have a specially prepared chamber waiting for you in the pit of hell. You better pluck the log from your own eye first. Hypocrite! u clearly goin to hell cozz R A antichrist (READ YOR LAST POST..U ADMITTED IT)....and if u don't change yor atitide..U WILL NEVER FIND MAN ON NAIRALAND!!;(real talk)  |
Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo & Funke Akindele Throwback Photos by MrCork: 8:56pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
ades0la: Nope. (None taken)  ..anyways u look nice..can I kiss like twice?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:38pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
nkechiben: WHAT DID YOU KNOW IN THE BIBLE? ^^^another Muslim!((Shame))  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:36pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
nkechiben: WHAT DID YOU KNOW IN THE BIBLE? ..sweet hat..bible says Dao shall not lie...but guess wot..YOU LIED...why..becozz u are a antichrist!!(no oofense))  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:19pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Emary: You all need to watch "Greenleaf", a new fictional series on OWN network that looks at many of dynamics of the modern church. ^^^^another. Antichrist!!(((SHAME))  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:17pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
KardinalZik: What are your criteria for defining an Antichrist?
It seems you are the real Antichrist here, and that's why you are here to cause commotion. The Antichrist is a trouble maker, so it can be inferred that you're emulating your master.
Why must you mention Muslim? To everyone you branded as an Antichrist, you added the question: "are you a Muslim?". That's stigmatisation of others by a violence-inclined mind.
Similarly, since no church was mentioned in the article, you seem to be challenged by guilty-conscience. Perhaps, you are one of those young end-time pastors who are not concerned about using the Bible as the perfect model. Perhaps, you are one of those "fraudsters pastors" - the wolves in sheep's clothing. Perhaps, you have been beclouded by your halfway Pharisaic scriptural knowledge. Perchance you are the true Antichrist.
Learn how to stoop your ego low to learn anything learnable from scriptural perspective. Stop being arrogant next time. Stop displaying ignorance. Stop showcasing social disorganization.
For your information, am not going to respond to any of your baseless judgments. In sum, let the Bible that you are despising prevail in any instance. ..calm down son..u come to nairaland sayin u lost faith in god simply becuzzz yor woman left u ((READ YOR LAST POST))..AND THEN U become muslim..aint u Muslims antichrist..or did we say somtin wrong?  |
Romance › Re: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 8:10pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Hisduchess: why this guy come mumu like this nah.go hire brain biko.I dey beg u ...darlin u loook more beaauerifull witout yor mustache.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 8:07pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
iliyande: Did you read the writeup at all? ..calm down u Muslim..son thers no need for violense  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:22pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
ofwest47: see what our women wears to the church these days they don't what to know what Mathew 5:28 says about mode of dressing unfortunately the pastors too are not bothered so far you pay your tithes and that is why you hear of many rape cases both in the church and outside it. arrh,.ok..so u dont like women wearrrin mini sket...correct?..bro i dont meannnto sound rude but are u Gay or kinda? (no ofeinse)  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:20pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Pascalville: Sex machine n he is claimin holy holy... See u see hell ..Son..dont worrry, when u reach 18years old, u will under stand sexxxc...ALL IS WELL!!  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:19pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
MissHatey: Sounds like a good idea  That's because you are gay . I'm irresistible . Check your last post, you typed it there  [size=15pt] STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD!!![/size][/  |
Romance › Re: Is It A Sin To To Chase Babe In A Church? by MrCork(op): 6:17pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Ishilove: Ha, but Cork you can like to ask some idiotic questions sha  oh, really...so u sayn a guy has never chased/eye u in church before...abi?....are u a Nun? ((juss askin))  |
Romance › Re: Is It A Sin To To Chase Babe In A Church? by MrCork(op): 6:14pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
nnachukz: 11 babes? . Now I know why you went to that church. bro if u see the babes in my church..u will run...finest of the finest..they loooklike models! ((truss me)0  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:12pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
MissHatey: Sexxxc machine  You mean you are a D!ldo . You are not human at all.
I guess you have been castrated, that's why you are always thinking about punny.
((Mumu)) No offence  ...i rathar sleeep wita treee than to kiss u!!  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:09pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
aigjoe: wow, condemning and judging what, If a church name was mentioned, I would have gladly agree with you.
Please kindly enlightening us, on what is condemning and judging about the write up... Thank you. my nigggggga, u a muslim...if u dont no about God, Watch 10 commmmmandment or Jesus of Nazaret!!!!((no ofience)  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 6:05pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
MissHatey: what is sexxxxc  Why is all your head full of punny  I doubt if you think about something else  Long hissssssssss ..sweery am a sexxxc machine..i hav to tink about punnnny!!!((Goat))  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:57pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
MissHatey: just stop causing trouble upandan  ...ok..appppat from sexxxxxxxc...wot else do u want from me?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:38pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Pascalville: dont joke with something of mine.. It private and painful can you grow up alone.. ...if its very painful them u musss be weak..u r a weak muslim. The good news thou is that ones u reach 18years old..u will understand the power of positive tinkin & u will be a Man!!  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:28pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Pascalville: bro calm down i can feel ur pain .... I once believe in God.. But something bad happened to me.. So i lost faith ...yor girlfriend left & u lost faith in god...corrrect?..son..GO & REGISTER FOR BIBLE STUDIES!!!((REAL TALK))  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:25pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Pascalville: i ve told u b4... I stand to nor... Am just normal... It seems u re a pastor ..son am a night club London. dj....muslim & isssslam is a dangerous cult..Be careful!! (real talk)  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Churches That Are Doomed To Fail by MrCork: 5:23pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Pascalville: i ve told u b4... I stand to nor... Am just normal... It seems u re a pastor ...ok..so u a normal muslim..corrrect?...ull waiting to meet 21 virgins in heaven..correct?..son .yor brain need urrgent medical attention!!(no oofense))  |