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RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 9:47pm On Aug 27, 2016
MissHatey:
I will feel loved if you can do the vigil just to see my pix cheesy
...and whos the fine babe in yor picture profile wearrin white pant?...u? wink
RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 9:43pm On Aug 27, 2016
onstelly:
Even if you don't have brain eh buy one nah
...u a beaaurifull yorrubs girl but u loook IBO in kinda preeety way dessoite yor mussyache..sweeery u neeed to SHAVE yor mussstache cozz. AM TRYINA HELP U!!!((no oofense)) undecided
CrimeRe: Gay Marriage Busted In Sokoto State by MrCork: 12:20pm On Aug 27, 2016
Audray:
Uhg...what's the point? undecided
..LOOOOOKHEAR U MANLY LOOOOKIN WOMAN...THE NEST TIME U PROMOTE GAY ON NAIRALAND..WE WILL BAN U & YOR PEOPLE FOR 6MONTN!!!(()I swaaar)) angry
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 9:05pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
Hahahaha. I made 10 times your 10 pound by sewing clothes last week. Go and look for a light skinned girl Abeg. I no fit talk
...sweety I beg u to quit tryna impress me..it ain't gomna work..yor yearly salary in that Nigeria is not ypro £40...i can easily giv u £60 cash..yor 2 year salary! angry
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 8:39pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
You can't even be patient enough with yourself enough to spell well. You can only get dumb people who are after what you can't offer
...madam
.do u relice I cam easily giv u £10 juss like that...serrioussly. U not on my level cozz u ain't lightskin so u shod be happpy am talkin to u!!((Real talk))
undecided
RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 8:23pm On Aug 26, 2016
ibehKachukwu:
U re obviously a lost slave (( take offence) )
...my name is CORK..yor name is IBAKABAKACHUCHU....(wtf)..Whos name sound more like slave?....anyways lets focus on the serrrious thread..bro .so why r
U happy yor girlfriend hav mustache?? (no oofense))
smiley
RomanceRe: Can Anybody Explain The Difference Between A Witch And An Ogbanje? by MrCork: 8:03pm On Aug 26, 2016
dante300:
I am eager to know coz maybe we have one or both in my estate....their characteristics are all I need. just to watch out
..ok..so when u chase the babe,she was angel..now that she reject u..she's a witch..correct?..BROTHER..GO BAKKKTO BED MENNN!!((no oofense)) angry
RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op):
ibehKachukwu:
Take it down kid

U re getting off lane
...bro I don't mean to sound rudes but don't u people thee in Nigeria hav nice sweet English London names like Ryan..tito..Connor..Tyrone..Paul.......WOT KINDA NAME IS IKAKACHUCHUKACHUCHUhuh..wtf!! ((no oofense)) angry
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 7:34pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
How does these help me meet up with my customer's demand. Find other peeps to brag to.
baby u no u want me..i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot wink
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 7:31pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
How does these help me meet up with my customer's demand. Find other peeps to brag to.

Sweet hat,amfrom London..this usualy mean I can get any female I want ..includin u..MOINEY TALKS & I GOTS MOINEY!! angry

CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 7:09pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
Amen. I pray I never do. Cos I'm not searching for one. That's not my purpose for being here. Haba! 2006 till now, if I dey find man, I for don marry cos back then, people joined for sensible reasons.
...Anyways since u ask..did I mention am from pekam London & I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot wit £2000(cash) alloy wills! wink
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 7:03pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
J

I can't help but laugh. Stop feeling important my friend. But if feeling important is what helps.you sleep well in your London, feel free. I'm out!
...truthful hurts...carry on wit yor garrokolofic atitide and I swaaar u will never find man on nairaland!!((TRUE STORY)) angry
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 6:46pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
Who is this coward? Is London hell where you have to die to get to. You have an immature brain and I'm a bit disappointed. Women come on NL to look for boyfriends. In this era?

.
..sweery am from London..u never bein to London SO QUIT TRYN TO INPRESS ME cozz it ain't gonna work..u no nairaland is the only place u can find man so Stop pretending cozz u talking to a Londoner!
undecided
RomanceRe: How 2 Spot A Hoe by MrCork: 6:36pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#9999ff]That's a terrible thing ta say to a woman undecided
••••••• but you know that [/color]
.
Hangon..wot is terrible about payin for punnny?...is punnnny sopose to be free in 2016?..u don't wannna make moiney? U don't like moiney?
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 6:32pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
I'm sorry, did I tell you I'm looking for a man on NL. Be careful what you say about people you hardly know
..STOP LYIN MENNNN..
of couse u come to loookfor man on nairaland..i lie?..sadly u will never hav me cozz am a Londoner...u been to London?
undecided
RomanceRe: How 2 Spot A Hoe by MrCork: 6:27pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]Ha! grin You lie .
what is it you doing here, Cork? [/color]
...sweeery u a beaaieifull lady..even if u charge £50..i will giv u my whole salary insted & pay u £10 extra for kiss!!((Real Talk)) smiley
RomanceRe: How 2 Spot A Hoe by MrCork: 6:23pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]Hello Cork,you whole post quoted. [/color]
...remember we had a debate about u a while bak about lessssbians & every one agreed u was the feminist & Audray was the lezzsbian coz she wears man cloths
. I lie?
undecided
RomanceRe: How 2 Spot A Hoe by MrCork: 6:12pm On Aug 26, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[b] There is the common misconception that Hoes are female.
But.......
[size=20pt]1. Hoes have a 3rd leg[/size]
A Hoe can be spotted with the Unclad eye.
1 of the physical attributes of a Hoe is the "3rd Leg" .
But not ALL hoes
So don't get the regual guys mixed up with the True Hoes.

[size=20pt]2.Hoes CAN NOT keep it covered.[/size]
They have to bring it out!
Whether their sending deek picks or
begging a woman for Mouth Action!
•••••
They just can't keep it covered!!!!
•••••••••
[size=20pt]3.Hoes are not faithful[/size]
He will not be satisfied with 1 woman he must have another
which he lovingly terms his "side chick" or the variant "side piece".
••••••
Do not try and fix this man
He is a Hoe. Leave him.
••••••••
[size=20pt]4. Hoes gleefully look at women's body pictures on social media[/size]
He checks the Facebook/tumblr/Instagram pages of females just 2 catch a glimpse of an exposed breast
,a butt cheek peeking from a pair of shorts .
It doesn't matter if it's the slightest of skin showing or non at all but a woman in fitted jeans or top,a hoe will like it!! undecided

[size=20pt]5. A Hoe will bleep anything[/size]
It doesn't matter to him
As long as it has a opening
A woman, a animal a fanta bottle
As ling as it has a opening it's good 2 bleep
A hoe shows no distinction. [/b]
..correction..KingCheezyPuff is not realy a Hoe...she a zimbabwe femmmminst..i swaar! smiley
RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 6:08pm On Aug 26, 2016
splenzard:
no offence bro, but Igbo women are great in bedmathics and haba not all of them got moustache no be transgender them be na cheesy
...cooorection. Son..
.all the IBO women hear in London r beaaaurifull but they ha musstache..if Beyansi wazz IBO & had musstache..woud u date her?
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 6:05pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
The colour I have now is the remnant of what Kaduna sun did to my skin. I'm fine this way
^^^^atitude. .an then she complainns she cant find man on nairaland!!!((BLACK WOMEN)) undecided
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 5:46pm On Aug 26, 2016
Anabel:
Yes
..pliss change yor color to lghtskin...thats wot everyman want! angry
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Amaka Rocks Panties And Bra (Photo) by MrCork: 5:43pm On Aug 26, 2016
tosin400:
Cool FM On air personality, Destiny Amaka flaunts her toned body in a two-piece bikini while on Vacation...

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/26/photos-cool-fm-oap-destiny-amaka-puts-her-amazing-bikini-body-on-display/
^^^wha Tha hell is this ?.
.SHE AINT LIGHTSKIN!
angry
RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 3:39pm On Aug 26, 2016
metalDETECTED:
Afonja pikin will never disappoint. Go on idling about on streets of no-mans-land till they bundle you and your ghana must go bag back to ogbomosho cool
...bro do u hav metal plate in yor head?...wot on earth as Ghana gots to do wit IBO women?..READ THE QUESTION!(no oofense)
RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 3:36pm On Aug 26, 2016
splenzard:
bro you deserve a medal for being dumb
..son..did I say somtin wrong?..u ever dated IBO women in yor lifre...they very buauiriful but all ways hav mustache..i lie?...son hav u seen Onstelly or Hisduchess from nairaland?(no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 8:49am On Aug 26, 2016
Maxiii:
You wanna bring tribal war here... I trust the ipod, you'll soon get it
Son,no need for voilense please...anyways I tried to kiss a beauuriful IBO babe & I swaaar her mustache choook my cheeks!! ((no oofense)) angry
RomanceRe: But why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op): 8:44am On Aug 26, 2016
Maxiii:
You wanna bring tribal war here... I trust the ipod, you'll soon get it

...calm down son..how can I be tribalistic when one of my last chicks wazz IBO?...am I typin took fast or somtin??
undecided
RomanceBut why Do All IBO women leave ther Mustache growing?? by MrCork(op):


Anywas, I no 5 model lookin beaureriful lightskin IBO females hear in London, 5 hav mustache & the last one about to grow hers.. Is this new fashion to attract we londoners cozzz to be honest..we dont gerrrrit..i dont gerrrit..no bory. Gerrrrit!! angry

Pls advise & pls keeepit clean!(no oofense)
smiley
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To A Priceless Damsel.. ... Kherry by MrCork: 6:56am On Aug 26, 2016
Kherry:
No,na camelion colour......
SHAAATAP..goat!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies,i Cant Sleep!! by MrCork(op): 1:43am On Aug 26, 2016
..ok..its 2am...any chicks awake?...i need hug! wink
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To A Priceless Damsel.. ... Kherry by MrCork: 1:42am On Aug 26, 2016
enshi:
Yes!!! Its ur day and its another 365 days completed.. .
Kherry my prayer for you today is for God to preserve, keep, honour, protect, and Grant all ur heart desires..

You remain the only girl i came across on nairaland who has proven beyond doubts to be different.. . You made me realize that good Girls can still come out of the media

I want to also use this medium to thank you for all the words of ecouargement, your prayers, and above all your unquantifiable understanding and patience.

Age with grace....
...is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To A Priceless Damsel.. ... Kherry by MrCork: 1:41am On Aug 26, 2016
enshi:
Yes!!! Its ur day and its another 365 days completed.. .
Kherry my prayer for you today is for God to preserve, keep, honour, protect, and Grant all ur heart desires..

You remain the only girl i came across on nairaland who has proven beyond doubts to be different.. . You made me realize that good Girls can still come out of the media

I want to also use this medium to thank you for all the words of ecouargement, your prayers, and above all your unquantifiable understanding and patience.

Age with grace....
angry
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Kissing Basketmouth's Wife, Elsie Okpocha (Throwback Picture) by MrCork: 1:32am On Aug 26, 2016
ellacute45:
Thought you are on ban
[color=#000099]..hey, good news,I will be in Frankfurt in two weeks. Love u to come Down to my hotel. When time u free ?[/colo] wink

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