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Romance › Re: ... by MrCork: 9:07pm On Aug 25, 2016
MissHatey:
angry
...STALKER..wot do u want? undecided
Romance › Re: ... by MrCork: 7:58pm On Aug 25, 2016
Debbywills:
Whoever modified that post did it as his own peril, and I'm suspecting you, Mr Cork.
Bleep off my mention. You a pervert
...leave my big pennnnnis a lone cozzz YOU WILL NEVA TASTE IT .
u create thread about my big pennnnis an them when we exxpose u,u commmmup wit atitide like she-goat!((SHAME)))
undecided
Romance › Re: See This Romantic Photo Of A Girl Holding Her Pant by MrCork: 11:47pm On Aug 24, 2016
wfkusbase:
Wait o....you mean somebody will tie wrapper, carry bucket, pant and Ariel go to studio and snap and will still post it On Social Media? OK, na advert ba? Issokey....kontinue


SOURCE:http://9ijaclicks..com.ng/2016/08/usian-bolts-student-lover-breaks.html
....is she sellin the pant? wink
Romance › Re: REFIX: A Nairalander Pictured With Nicki Minaj by MrCork: 10:21pm On Aug 24, 2016
Kenneth205:
Haters will say this is photoshopped! tongue


Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Farano
...bro did u hav head trassplant? undecided
Romance › Re: ... by MrCork: 10:15pm On Aug 24, 2016
Debbywills:
D

Oya Take it grin...
Mr Cork,but why yor d***k so big. ..its realy big..r u a gaint?
tongue


..aww thanks babes..calm down..i hav a big Kondo but arm not a giant! wink
Romance › Re: How Common Is Masturbation, Really? (adults Photos) by MrCork: 9:11pm On Aug 24, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


Lemme ask Mr. Lasgidi Boy ..he mastered this game... tongue
..was wrong wit wannnmin? undecided
Politics › Re: Article Written By Reno Omokri About The Igbos by MrCork: 1:06am On Aug 24, 2016
Hisduchess:
Deetus, forget u. Trust me,Mr cork stll has the biggest d**k & nairaland & no one can match. He priiiick really big.
..awww,thanks babes I no. Thank for my priiick compliment!! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria's Male Barbie Idris Okuneye Exposed As Liar, Accused Of Attempted Rape by MrCork: 1:49pm On Aug 23, 2016
ellacute45:
Nigerians ehnnn grin

Mr Cork, yor c0rk is way too big for me & I will not touch it. WOW..R u a giant? grin cheesy
...aww Ellacute u like big c***k too much jorrr...anyways,thanks..its big but not too big..17inches looong thou! smiley
Romance › Re: How To Get Over Heart Break. by MrCork: 12:28pm On Aug 23, 2016
MissHatey:
iffa slap you ehn undecided
...the year u Eva create a meaningful thread on nairaland..i will post u £10 sterlin(cash) from London!!((I swaaar)) undecided
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 12:19pm On Aug 23, 2016
Andrew3:
She is aware of this post so don't crucify me.
....SMART GUY...so u tryna get Somali passport..abi?(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: How To Get Over Heart Break. by MrCork: 11:47am On Aug 23, 2016
HateU2:
please, carry your punny talk out of my thread undecided
...which year did yor thread Eva make sence? embarassed
Romance › Re: P by MrCork: 11:45pm On Aug 22, 2016
naija1stpikin:
how can a DUDE be a SHE?

.. Is Elton john not a gay she-male?....son did u study HISTORY in schooll?(no oofense))
angry
Celebrities › Re: I Was Once Rejected Because Of My Dark Skin – Actress Mercy Johnson Reveals by MrCork: 11:26pm On Aug 22, 2016
segabio66:
Many want to ‘enjoy’ the life Mercy Johnson has today, but they are not ready to pass through 25% of what this lady passed through before she got to where she is today.
Since her foray into the film industry, Mercy Johnson has enjoyed a love-hate relationship with some fans, but the actress says that she is unfazed by all the negativities that have been thrown at her.
The Nation’s Ovwe Medeme caught up with her at the announcing of a new movie -From Freetown – and the bubbly lady dishes on her career, marriage and others.
You just returned from a vacation. How was it?
The vacation was awesome. It was just about taking time out with the s*xiest man alive.
What were some of the fun things you did during the vacation?
We spent a lot of time together. Having 3 kids in three years, everything was just fun, it is awesome. But in marriage, you need to take time out to really talk, laugh and just be free. That was what the vacation was about.
You have barely returned and you have started working. Why is that?
It’s not about the cash like people would think. I am a person who knows how to combine marriage, kids and my work together. I’ve done that successfully for the last five years. My kids are on holiday now, so this is actually the best time for me to work before they get back to school. Whenever they resume school, I seldom shoot. I only have to shoot in Lagos and it has to be with a very flexible timing. When they were on holidays, we took a break to the US, we got back, got the house arranged and now I’m back to work.


Click to continue reading
http://seganaija.com/2016/08/22/i-was-once-rejected-because-of-my-dark-skin-actress-mercy-johnson-reveals/
..so?..cant u bleach? angry
Romance › Re: Shame! Igbo Lady Dacing Unclad Infront Of Her Boyfriend by MrCork: 11:21pm On Aug 22, 2016
lillan042:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9VL7GXdoDM
..u don't hav schkooool home work?(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Is Being Single In My Twenties A Bad Thing ? by MrCork: 11:19pm On Aug 22, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#9999ff]Will you pay me? grin
•••••
If no..... Then no angry .....grin[/color]
...ok u win...am ready to pay u £25 for yor punnny & £10 Xtra for kiss..deal? wink
Romance › Re: How To Get Over Heart Break. by MrCork: 11:14pm On Aug 22, 2016
ellacute45:
Lol
Yea
...ok..so u sayin I can cuuuuum on yor hand ..correct?...is that a yea?

[size=16pt] ...TANK YOU!! [/size] smiley


Romance › Re: I Almost Got Lynched For Punching A Girl by MrCork: 11:10pm On Aug 22, 2016
Greenbullet:
MR CORK,THIS IS THE LAST MENTION, I CAN SEE YOU REALLY ARE A NINNYHAMMER,BECAUSE THER ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO SPIT SUCH BUNCOMBE.my sister will not start what she cannot finish.


I KNOW YOU USED A DICTIONARY IN TRANSLATING THOSE TWO WORDS,AND YOU CALLED ME A WASTE OF SPERM

cue my evil laugh:hehe hahahahaha.
...sounds like u be happy when yor sister marry a farmer who will beat the ssshit outter her like a cattle for not obeyin...i lie? (no oofense)) smiley
Romance › Re: I Almost Got Lynched For Punching A Girl by MrCork: 11:05pm On Aug 22, 2016
Greenbullet:
MR CORK,THIS IS THE LAST MENTION, I CAN SEE YOU REALLY ARE A NINNYHAMMER,BECAUSE THER ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO SPIT SUCH BUNCOMBE.my sister will not start what she cannot finish.

I KNOW YOU USED A DICTIONARY IN TRANSLATING THOSE TWO WORDS,AND YOU CALLED ME A WASTE OF SPERM

cue my evil laugh:hehe hahahahaha.
...ok so u sayn yor sister was raise to obey men & stay in her place like a maid...correct? ...is she educatted? SHAME...anyways bro.. real men do not hit women...the only help u nid is home training!!(no oofense)) undecided
Romance › Re: P by MrCork: 8:35pm On Aug 22, 2016
Fabulocity:
Mrcork, it's a dude.

Hey Op, why do you feel that way? Was it something that happened in the past? Were you bullied as a kid or teenager? Parental issues?

Why don't you love yourself?
...who told u the dude is a dude?..the dude is a she & she's suffarin from infiorrity complex!!!!(mp oofense) angry
Romance › Re: P by MrCork: 7:50pm On Aug 22, 2016
Omuka:
I have a chronic low self esteem character. I have had compliments about my looks but in my innerworld i always feel inferior, i feel nobody loves and to ask a girl out is my problem. Please how can i overcome this menace?


1. Madam,u will need to change yor name from omumukakaha to somtin nice like Tracy..sharon ..sue or bella angry


2. U will need to change yor complexsion from fro dakskin to lightskin & men will chase u cheesy

And number 3...madam.. U will need to wear London make up and forget usin homemade Nigeria make up. angry

Hope this helps!((no oofense))
angry
Romance › Re: P by MrCork: 7:45pm On Aug 22, 2016
Omuka:
I have a chronic low self esteem character. I have had compliments about my looks but in my innerworld i always feel inferior, i feel nobody loves and to ask a girl out is my problem. Please how can i overcome this menace?
angry
Romance › Re: Dear Beautiful Lady, Empower Yourself!!! by MrCork: 4:44pm On Aug 22, 2016
sam13:
..yea right we belif u like 2pac is alive....anyways sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot & am from London pekam!!(a Londoner) wink[/quote

Please where is my dagger someone is looking for my trouble.
Mizzbuoqui is my girl
...see this microscopic migdet talkin to me like am on his level...son r u ok? undecided
Romance › Re: Dear Beautiful Lady, Empower Yourself!!! by MrCork: 4:43pm On Aug 22, 2016
Debbywills:
Must you continue to be a clown? undecided
It's totally absurd angry
^^^typikall Nigeria black woman wit atitude...and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland!!((shame)) embarassed
Romance › Re: Dear Beautiful Lady, Empower Yourself!!! by MrCork: 12:53pm On Aug 22, 2016
Debbywills:
Wasn't referring to her Mister undecided
...so y r u cusssin confusion on the thread cuzz u want man?...r u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Dear Beautiful Lady, Empower Yourself!!! by MrCork: 10:42am On Aug 22, 2016
Debbywills:
Nice write up.. An Independent Lady is one that is respected!
..so who told u she independent?..hav u Eva met her in yor life? ..you Homebase people mennnn!!((no oofense)) undecided
Romance › Re: Dear Beautiful Lady, Empower Yourself!!! by MrCork: 10:39am On Aug 22, 2016
mizzbouqui:
I have a man
Don't bother looking for one for me
I'm satisfied with him and him alone
..yea right we belif u like 2pac is alive....anyways sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot & am from London pekam!!(a Londoner) wink
Romance › Re: Dear Beautiful Lady, Empower Yourself!!! by MrCork: 10:05am On Aug 22, 2016
mizzbouqui:
It's a question
And the answer to it is NOPE undecided
...its early moday morning & u want us to help u find man...correct? angry
Romance › Re: Dear Beautiful Lady, Empower Yourself!!! by MrCork:
mizzbouqui:
Dear lovely sister smiley

So.... your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... he tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first.... you sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking you''ll be the wife? angry
With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and Prada... he goes to work and goes straight to class after work... he leaves you in pajamas and finds you in the same pajamas when he comes back... while he studies, you watch empire or any Telemundo series, he comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave everyday... the house is clean and his clothes ironed and arranged neatly.. the only serious conversation you have is about the type of groceries you need. The only advice u give him is "Bae you need to buy new socks, the ones you bought last time are torn" nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth.. smiley no plans of making your own life better... yes you are pretty... no doubt about that!... undecided but so is every second girl passing by, Do you realise something?.... you are not doing anything a maid can't do... he is going to finish school and the first thing he is going to do is REPLACE HIS FREE MAID cause he can now afford to pay one and have a PROPER WIFE. That is when we are going to hear your famous last words "I was with him through thick and thin, when he had nothing, now he is successful he thinks I am nothing" angry
Yes you are right.. you've always been NOTHING but a maid to him ...smiley My dear sister empower yourself to be the woman your man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to carry the whole family if anything happens to his job or health!!! (Just saying tho, nothing of such will happen to your man in future, he won't fall sick neither will he lose his job, I just want you to empower yourself).

Note: Not all man will do this, some will still want you to be the full house wife you've always been, so you might not take the piece serious (For your mind).

I love you kiss

, oya front page, it's a command not a request angry
..did some body reject u for maaarage?(no oofense) undecided

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