Romance › Re: Why Do I Have Injuries That Appear From Nowhere? by MrCork: 2:22pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Xiadnat: Corkscrew,
I want you for just a split second, a New York minute, pretend to be intelligent. Leave Nyansh and light skin alone.
Tell me sir, what do you think or feel about BREXIT? Do you think it will affect your sterling pound Range Rover payments or your London Peckham palace or deportation or ?
Humor me for a minute. A true Londoner has an opinion about BREXIT. What of you?
....The mic is on you. Make me proud Sir. ...BREXIT?......SAY WOT??.....ermm bro, do u realise ROmance section is strictly for chasin women and not BREXIT?? .. ((juss sayin))  |
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 12:52pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
..WOW ...23% of nairaland females accordin to opinion poll result have changed color and are now lightskin.........THANKS TO ME!!!!  |
Romance › Re: Why Do I Have Injuries That Appear From Nowhere? by MrCork: 12:47pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]Why do I have injuries that come from nowhere?[/color] ...on the nyansh?...WOW...can i inspect?  |
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 12:44pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
refiner: u are welcome luv...
bydway,were is hateu2? Hate2u has finaly been ban for 3 month...for callin somebody's girl friend an eddddiott...and she waz bannned, Thank God!!! (((Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay))  |
Romance › Re: I Feel Awful Breaking Up With Her This Way, Was I Rude? Should I Apologise? by MrCork: 12:40pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
dauntless15: none taken as i understand your predicament yabaleft inmate ....ok...u come to nairaland like nagggin house house wife makin up lie sayn u hav a girl friend.....how?..In that Nigeria??....wher will u find moiney to main tain her?..sellllin petrol?? ((no oofeinse))  |
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 12:37pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
falconey: [size=20pt] cork I will be the next mr nairaland and you will be the reason it happens.
meanwhile , thank you maybe it is your way of saying "happy birthday " [/size] ....what u gooono eat on yor Birthday... bread an egg?  |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Intimidated By A Girl? by MrCork: 12:35pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Praisemelody: I met this girl sometime ago in the bank I collected her number and since then we have been communicating but nothing serious sha, Few days ago I start disturbing to meet her again, to cut the long sermon short she agreed to meet but with the condition that I come her side, so today ooo I called her and told her that I was ready and she gave the address of the place we will meet. I got to the place and called her and she asked me to wait a little that she's already on her way, few minutes later she came with one Lexus jeep like that oboy I couldn't believe my eyes, I got to know from her that the car belongs to her mum but she use it anytime she wants. Imagine this girl wants to pay for what we took at the eatery but I refused, I texted my friend to come pick me from the eatery because I will be very embarrassed to enter that car ooo. So have u ever been intimidated by a girl before? yea....firstime babe pushed her booooobsi on my face...i waz scared..I waz 5 years old & i dint no wot to do wit it!((TRUE STORY))  |
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 12:33pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
LuveU2: For a very special person like you birthdays should become a national holiday
On your special day i wish you three things: [b]LOVE STRENGTH and HOPE
LOVEto keep your life as colourful andeaningful as possible
STRENGTHto help you carry on through the many trials and adventures that you will face
HOPEto always look up.
Things change but you have managed to stay the same all these times. You are still the same wonderful person you have always been
Happy birthday!!!! ...Falconey?? that refugee loookin skinny Non Nigerian immmmmmgrant?.... so U like mechanic loookin guys..correct? (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 12:32pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
LuveU2: For a very special person like you birthdays should become a national holiday
On your special day i wish you three things: [b]LOVE STRENGTH and HOPE
LOVEto keep your life as colourful andeaningful as possible
STRENGTHto help you carry on through the many trials and adventures that you will face
HOPEto always look up.
Things change but you have managed to stay the same all these times. You are still the same wonderful person you have always been
Happy birthday!!!!  |
Romance › Re: I Feel Awful Breaking Up With Her This Way, Was I Rude? Should I Apologise? by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
dauntless15: i was dating this girl in my former school a polytechnic, shes from akwa ibom far away i told her i dont do long distance relationships she was cool with it and everything was ok everyone in school knows she was my girlfriend because we are always together, now i graduated and left her behind because she insisted on furthering and i dont want HND, i wanted to tell her we can continue anymore, i tried being subtle but she isn't understanding me, she gets angry over little things like if i dont call everyday or dont send text messages, i felt she's refusing to let go like shes obcessed, i have a girlfriend now that she isn't even aware of, i was scared of hurting her feelings, so i decided to tell her on whatsapp. Now she stopped talking to me i feel awful for treating her this way and i just want us to be friends not enemies. Should i apologise or just let her be. ^^^^^see this 15years old boy datin..... u hav schoooool homework? (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 8:46am On Jul 04, 2016 |
ellacute45: not on instagram ... U really dumb enough to give him your own number?... That ugly boy?.. Even if u really cheap & *despaaaarate.. Y would u &, why should any man respect u for being desparate?... U my woman & I do not expect such foooooolish Attitude to be flogastilated(real talk)  |
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 8:27am On Jul 04, 2016 |
HDee: [color=Teal]Are you bleeping kidding me right now... You said she was okay, when i asked you... You also gave me a go ahead, now you wanna eat your words, when I'm at the verge of victory. . 
Ellacute45... Come and see your potential bf.. [/color] ... True my badd.. I apologise... I did say Ellacute45 the is a trouble maker an u can take her away for free..... But I now recommended Ostelly.. Ostelly is you a wit big boooobsi an she been single for the past 8years  |
Romance › Re: Help...its 1.30am And I Cant Sleeep by MrCork(op): 1:49am On Jul 04, 2016 |
GAZZUZZ: let's go for meeting ...bro am not sayin yor common sense not commmon but r u a chick??.....u want me to repeat the question slowly?  |
Romance › Re: Help...its 1.30am And I Cant Sleeep by MrCork(op): 1:42am On Jul 04, 2016 |
Running204: Go fu*k ur self for all I care (no offense)  ...son..i wud hav been happier if yor commmmon sense waz commmon...but thanks any ways!
..any chicks awake?  |
Romance › Help...its 1.30am And I Cant Sleeep by MrCork(op): 1:36am On Jul 04, 2016 |
...any chicks awake to put me to bed?  |
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 1:33am On Jul 04, 2016 |
Berlyn: noooi i still cant sleeep...its 1am right now an u wearin jeans?......wot kinda nigeria is that nigeria?...u people dont wear thong?  |
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:57am On Jul 04, 2016 |
Berlyn: jean trouser a very tight one and a very tight shirt u like? jeans? HELL TO THA MORRRAFUKIN NO.....now i cant sleep..u dont were mini sket & thong & leggins & hot pant?  |
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:48am On Jul 04, 2016 |
Berlyn: go to the bed sleep will come  how...wot u wearin sef?  |
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:38am On Jul 04, 2016 |
Berlyn: OK!!! Oya gooan sleep sweeery i jussss came outtter the shower right now and am sittin naaaaaked in front of the fan...but not too close....i cant sleep  |
Romance › Re: Team Vizkiz by MrCork: 12:36am On Jul 04, 2016 |
vizkiz: lol...bro it was just 2 not 6. I thought i agreed to give you Berlyn Berlyn??...bro that babe no get Nyansh jorr!!  |
Romance › Re: Rihanna Seen Entering Drakes Hotel Room............... by MrCork: 12:34am On Jul 04, 2016 |
kazyj114: It's mr cork again. Remember me?  Word of advice, don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answers.  babes are u male or females?  |
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:33am On Jul 04, 2016 |
Berlyn: you womanizer ((Real Talk))) no offense  ...i dont beat women..i kiss french kiss them......thats wot real men r soppose to do!!  |
Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda Shares Photo With Her Daughter by MrCork: 12:31am On Jul 04, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Rihanna Seen Entering Drakes Hotel Room............... by MrCork: 12:30am On Jul 04, 2016 |
kazyj114: Rihanna seen entering Drakes hotel room after he tells Manchester crowd shes breaking his heart Rihanna has once again fueled dating rumours after she was pictured last night entering the hotel room of off and on boyfriend Drake after their performance in Manchester last night as part of her ANTI- World tour. The duo were spotted returning to the same hotel following a visit to the Chiltern Firehouse, a day after he reportedly told a Manchester crowd at Old Trafford stadium: Shout out to the most beautiful, talented woman Ive ever seen. She goes by the name of Rihanna ... Im getting my heart broken. See photos of the two singers entering the hotel: http://hit16.tk/read_topic.php?id=219 were u ther??  |
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:27am On Jul 04, 2016 |
Hollakay1: "You are walking down the streets one hot afternoon and you come across a man seriously beating his wife. Would you interfere and try to stop him?" ....so u beat up women but u dont people to interfiar?...CORRRECT?...SON ..YOU SHOULD BE JAILED U WOMAN BEATER!!! ((REAL TALK))  |
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 12:17am On Jul 04, 2016 |
ellacute45: And am supposed to give you my number just like that on a public forum as gentle lady  ....and we hope u wunt be dumb enough to giv out yor nomba to that thing... real ladies dont, dumb ladies do.......for the record, i dont share my women!!! ((REAL TALK))  |
Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 12:13am On Jul 04, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: Lolss, you cant just stop making me laugh ...sweeery i jusss garrrrrra *hit it* even if i hav too giv u my one month salary.....Pounds sterlin £ or Dollars $...how ever u wannnnnnit!!((REAL TALK))  |
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 12:09am On Jul 04, 2016 |
HDee: [color=Teal]of course not... I'm not asking you to drop it on here... Its the 21st century babe, we have other platforms were we can converse better against preying eyes ..
Ok.. how about instagram? Will you add up? @oye.dee[/color] ^^^^^see this homebase non Nigerian internet 419 Fraudstar.....SON..U berrrrra backkkkkkkkof from my woman, ellacute45 , wit immmmediate efffect and Sabotolical afffect!!!!! (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 12:07am On Jul 04, 2016 |
HDee: [color=Teal]of course not... I'm not asking you to drop it on here... Its the 21st century babe, we have other platforms were we can converse better against preying eyes ..
Ok.. how about instagram? Will you add up? @oye.dee[/color]  |
Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 12:04am On Jul 04, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: Where again sweeery trusss me..i really gats to hit that thing..4real....we really need to discuss before I arrive in Nigeria ending of next month. I will buy u chinessese fried rice & Super malt in return for the favour!  |
Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 12:00am On Jul 04, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: I will tell my boyfriend for you o ^^^^Yeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaa...see nyanssssssssssssssssssssssh!!!  |
Romance › Re: Closed. By the OP. by MrCork: 11:48pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
kazyj114: Hey guys, you might wanna check the new forum website in town, you know.... try something new. Its cool by the way.....I mean the website its www.hit16.tk and don't forget to comment what you think about it. ...and You the MOD...correct?  |