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Romance › Re: Why Do I Have Injuries That Appear From Nowhere? by MrCork: 2:22pm On Jul 04, 2016
Xiadnat:
Corkscrew,

I want you for just a split second, a New York minute, pretend to be intelligent. Leave Nyansh and light skin alone.

Tell me sir, what do you think or feel about BREXIT? Do you think it will affect your sterling pound Range Rover payments or your London Peckham palace or deportation or ?

Humor me for a minute. A true Londoner has an opinion about BREXIT. What of you?

....The mic is on you. Make me proud Sir.
...BREXIT?......SAY WOT??.....ermm bro, do u realise ROmance section is strictly for chasin women and not BREXIT?? .. ((juss sayin)) undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 12:52pm On Jul 04, 2016
..WOW ...23% of nairaland females accordin to opinion poll result have changed color and are now lightskin.........THANKS TO ME!!!! wink
Romance › Re: Why Do I Have Injuries That Appear From Nowhere? by MrCork: 12:47pm On Jul 04, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why do I have injuries that come from nowhere?[/color]
...on the nyansh?...WOW...can i inspect? cheesy
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 12:44pm On Jul 04, 2016
refiner:
u are welcome luv...

bydway,were is hateu2?smiley
Hate2u has finaly been ban for 3 month...for callin somebody's girl friend an eddddiott...and she waz bannned, Thank God!!! (((Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay)) cheesy
Romance › Re: I Feel Awful Breaking Up With Her This Way, Was I Rude? Should I Apologise? by MrCork: 12:40pm On Jul 04, 2016
dauntless15:
none taken as i understand your predicament yabaleft inmate
....ok...u come to nairaland like nagggin house house wife makin up lie sayn u hav a girl friend.....how?..In that Nigeria??....wher will u find moiney to main tain her?..sellllin petrol?? ((no oofeinse)) undecided
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 12:37pm On Jul 04, 2016
falconey:
[size=20pt] cork I will be the next mr nairaland and you will be the reason it happens.


meanwhile , thank you maybe it is your way of saying "happy birthday " [/size]
....what u gooono eat on yor Birthday... bread an egg? angry
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Intimidated By A Girl? by MrCork: 12:35pm On Jul 04, 2016
Praisemelody:
I met this girl sometime ago in the bank I collected her number and since then we have been communicating but nothing serious sha, Few days ago I start disturbing to meet her again, to cut the long sermon short she agreed to meet but with the condition that I come her side, so today ooo I called her and told her that I was ready and she gave the address of the place we will meet. I got to the place and called her and she asked me to wait a little that she's already on her way, few minutes later she came with one Lexus jeep like that oboy I couldn't believe my eyes, I got to know from her that the car belongs to her mum but she use it anytime she wants. Imagine this girl wants to pay for what we took at the eatery but I refused, I texted my friend to come pick me from the eatery because I will be very embarrassed to enter that car ooo. So have u ever been intimidated by a girl before?
yea....firstime babe pushed her booooobsi on my face...i waz scared..I waz 5 years old & i dint no wot to do wit it!((TRUE STORY)) undecided
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 12:33pm On Jul 04, 2016
LuveU2:
For a very special person like you birthdays should become a national holiday

On your special day i wish you three things: [b]LOVE STRENGTH and HOPE

LOVEto keep your life as colourful andeaningful as possible

STRENGTHto help you carry on through the many trials and adventures that you will face

HOPEto always look up.

Things change but you have managed to stay the same all these times. You are still the same wonderful person you have always been

Happy birthday!!!!
...Falconey?? that refugee loookin skinny Non Nigerian immmmmmgrant?.... so U like mechanic loookin guys..correct? (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 12:32pm On Jul 04, 2016
LuveU2:
For a very special person like you birthdays should become a national holiday

On your special day i wish you three things: [b]LOVE STRENGTH and HOPE

LOVEto keep your life as colourful andeaningful as possible

STRENGTHto help you carry on through the many trials and adventures that you will face

HOPEto always look up.

Things change but you have managed to stay the same all these times. You are still the same wonderful person you have always been




Happy birthday!!!!
angry
Romance › Re: I Feel Awful Breaking Up With Her This Way, Was I Rude? Should I Apologise? by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jul 04, 2016
dauntless15:
i was dating this girl in my former school a polytechnic, shes from akwa ibom far away i told her i dont do long distance relationships she was cool with it and everything was ok everyone in school knows she was my girlfriend because we are always together, now i graduated and left her behind because she insisted on furthering and i dont want HND, i wanted to tell her we can continue anymore, i tried being subtle but she isn't understanding me, she gets angry over little things like if i dont call everyday or dont send text messages, i felt she's refusing to let go like shes obcessed, i have a girlfriend now that she isn't even aware of, i was scared of hurting her feelings, so i decided to tell her on whatsapp. Now she stopped talking to me i feel awful for treating her this way and i just want us to be friends not enemies. Should i apologise or just let her be.
^^^^^see this 15years old boy datin..... u hav schoooool homework? (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 8:46am On Jul 04, 2016
ellacute45:
not on instagram
... U really dumb enough to give him your own number?... That ugly boy?.. Even if u really cheap & *despaaaarate.. Y would u &, why should any man respect u for being desparate?... U my woman & I do not expect such foooooolish Attitude to be flogastilated(real talk) angry
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 8:27am On Jul 04, 2016
HDee:
[color=Teal]Are you bleeping kidding me right now... You said she was okay, when i asked you... You also gave me a go ahead, now you wanna eat your words, when I'm at the verge of victory. . undecided


Ellacute45... Come and see your potential bf.. angry
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... True my badd.. I apologise... I did say Ellacute45 the is a trouble maker an u can take her away for free..... But I now recommended Ostelly.. Ostelly is you a wit big boooobsi an she been single for the past 8years smiley
Romance › Re: Help...its 1.30am And I Cant Sleeep by MrCork(op): 1:49am On Jul 04, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
let's go for meeting
...bro am not sayin yor common sense not commmon but r u a chick??.....u want me to repeat the question slowly? undecided
Romance › Re: Help...its 1.30am And I Cant Sleeep by MrCork(op): 1:42am On Jul 04, 2016
Running204:
Go fu*k ur self for all I care grin(no offense) tongue
...son..i wud hav been happier if yor commmmon sense waz commmon...but thanks any ways!

..any chicks awake?
undecided
Romance › Help...its 1.30am And I Cant Sleeep by MrCork(op): 1:36am On Jul 04, 2016
...any chicks awake to put me to bed? smiley
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 1:33am On Jul 04, 2016
Berlyn:
noooi embarassed
i still cant sleeep...its 1am right now an u wearin jeans?......wot kinda nigeria is that nigeria?...u people dont wear thong? undecided
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:57am On Jul 04, 2016
Berlyn:
jean trouser a very tight one and a very tight shirt grin u like?
jeans? HELL TO THA MORRRAFUKIN NO.....now i cant sleep..u dont were mini sket & thong & leggins & hot pant? angry
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:48am On Jul 04, 2016
Berlyn:
go to the bed sleep will come wink
how...wot u wearin sef? undecided
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:38am On Jul 04, 2016
Berlyn:
OK!!! Oya gooan sleep
sweeery i jussss came outtter the shower right now and am sittin naaaaaked in front of the fan...but not too close....i cant sleep undecided
Romance › Re: Team Vizkiz by MrCork: 12:36am On Jul 04, 2016
vizkiz:
lol...bro it was just 2 not 6. I thought i agreed to give you Berlyn grin
Berlyn??...bro that babe no get Nyansh jorr!! undecided
Romance › Re: Rihanna Seen Entering Drakes Hotel Room............... by MrCork: 12:34am On Jul 04, 2016
kazyj114:
It's mr cork again.
Remember me? cool
Word of advice, don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answers. wink
babes are u male or females? undecided
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:33am On Jul 04, 2016
Berlyn:
you womanizer undecided ((Real Talk))) no offense grin
...i dont beat women..i kiss french kiss them......thats wot real men r soppose to do!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda Shares Photo With Her Daughter by MrCork: 12:31am On Jul 04, 2016
Monalisa185:
Babanlagrin
angry
Romance › Re: Rihanna Seen Entering Drakes Hotel Room............... by MrCork: 12:30am On Jul 04, 2016
kazyj114:
Rihanna seen entering Drakes hotel room after he tells Manchester crowd shes breaking his heart
Rihanna has once again fueled dating rumours after she was pictured last night entering the hotel room of off and on boyfriend Drake after their performance in Manchester last night as part of her ANTI- World tour. The duo were spotted returning to the same hotel following a visit to the Chiltern Firehouse, a day after he reportedly told a Manchester crowd at Old Trafford stadium: Shout out to the most beautiful, talented woman Ive ever seen. She goes by the name of Rihanna ... Im getting my heart broken.
See photos of the two singers entering the hotel: http://hit16.tk/read_topic.php?id=219
were u ther?? undecided
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Come Across This by MrCork: 12:27am On Jul 04, 2016
Hollakay1:
"You are walking down the streets one hot afternoon and you
come across a man seriously beating his wife. Would you
interfere and try to stop him?"
....so u beat up women but u dont people to interfiar?...CORRRECT?...SON ..YOU SHOULD BE JAILED U WOMAN BEATER!!! ((REAL TALK)) angry
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 12:17am On Jul 04, 2016
ellacute45:
And am supposed to give you my number just like that on a public forum as gentle lady undecided
....and we hope u wunt be dumb enough to giv out yor nomba to that thing... real ladies dont, dumb ladies do.......for the record, i dont share my women!!! ((REAL TALK)) angry
Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 12:13am On Jul 04, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Lolss, you cant just stop making me laugh
...sweeery i jusss garrrrrra *hit it* even if i hav too giv u my one month salary.....Pounds sterlin £ or Dollars $...how ever u wannnnnnit!!((REAL TALK)) tongue
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 12:09am On Jul 04, 2016
HDee:
[color=Teal]of course not... I'm not asking you to drop it on here... Its the 21st century babe, we have other platforms were we can converse better against preying eyes grin..

Ok.. how about instagram? Will you add up? @oye.dee
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^^^^^see this homebase non Nigerian internet 419 Fraudstar.....SON..U berrrrra backkkkkkkkof from my woman, ellacute45 , wit immmmediate efffect and Sabotolical afffect!!!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 12:07am On Jul 04, 2016
HDee:
[color=Teal]of course not... I'm not asking you to drop it on here... Its the 21st century babe, we have other platforms were we can converse better against preying eyes grin..

Ok.. how about instagram? Will you add up? @oye.dee
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angry
Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 12:04am On Jul 04, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Where again
sweeery trusss me..i really gats to hit that thing..4real....we really need to discuss before I arrive in Nigeria ending of next month. I will buy u chinessese fried rice & Super malt in return for the favour! wink
Romance › Re: Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive About Women. by MrCork: 12:00am On Jul 04, 2016
mizzbouqui:
I will tell my boyfriend for you o
^^^^Yeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaa...see nyanssssssssssssssssssssssh!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Closed. By the OP. by MrCork: 11:48pm On Jul 03, 2016
kazyj114:
Hey guys, you might wanna check the new forum website in town, you know.... try something new. Its cool by the way.....I mean the website
its www.hit16.tk
and don't forget to comment what you think about it.
...and You the MOD...correct? undecided

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