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Romance › Re: Guy Slaps His Girlfriend Because She Called His Female Friend "Arindin" by MrCork: 7:19am On Jul 06, 2016
onstelly:
cheesy e pain you
.... Change that rubbbbish picture.... We want to see boooobsi angry
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 11:27pm On Jul 05, 2016
HateU2:
You aare going on a longggg ban.
Goaatie....No offence

What do you do with punnnyyyyhuh
With ur 2inches kondo undecided
..darling u don't need to run away....u will no longer be banned for yor normal stuuupidity, fooooooolishness and madnesss...this is normal natural for u!!(no ofeinse) smiley
Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 11:25pm On Jul 05, 2016
firstEVA:
always stoopid
hope fully u will loooose weight before chriistmas....u too fat and bein fat bad for yor health (((word of wisssdom)) undecided
Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by MrCork: 11:23pm On Jul 05, 2016
Audray:
Lol.Who this thread epp? undecided
Audray...we like to no if u prefffa wearin thong, G string or swimmmin pant and I u will wear it to compete for Miss nairaland?>...we want to no? wink
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: More Drawings From My Portfolio. (done With Bic Biro) by MrCork: 11:22pm On Jul 05, 2016
Audray:
Lol.All this was a ploy to get me to vote mimzy.Well,too bad Someone else has gotten to me first. :p
Audray...we tink u a beauuriful lessssbians and we will like to see u wear thong and compete for miss nairaland....do u wear thong, g string or u prefffa swimmmmin pant?
Romance › Re: Wizkid & Others Toilet Selfie (Pic) by MrCork: 11:20pm On Jul 05, 2016
Audray:
Haha.Alright then.That's good to know wink
....Audray, we want u to comptete for miss nairaland coz u a beurrriful lessssbian but we hate gays thou...they not well come to nairaland.....lesssbians are women so we love only women! smiley
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu Rules Out Buhari Breaking Fast With Saraki, Others by MrCork: 11:17pm On Jul 05, 2016
Audray:
Nah,I don't mind tongue
Audray so how can I change yor mind from bein a lessssbian becuzz its sin to be lesssbian an u may go to hell?.....so do u hate men or all men? smiley
Romance › Re: Wizkid & Others Toilet Selfie (Pic) by MrCork: 11:14pm On Jul 05, 2016
[quote author=Audray post=47206875][/quote]..Audray can u quickly putttop yor naaaaaaked picture so I can juss check if u r a beauuriful lessssbian? ..I love lesssbians women and u the preeetiest lessssbians woman on nairaland.....by the way, I hav moiney. I swaaaar! smiley
Romance › Re: Hello JULY! by MrCork: 11:01pm On Jul 05, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Pishure of u standing in Big Ben or that London bridge or idonbelievit..
ok.. well I hav juss finish makin love wit my other irish babe, ...let me shower and when I get to the westend, I will send u pictures smiley
Romance › Re: Hello JULY! by MrCork: 10:52pm On Jul 05, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin probably not. I have work...
u this scalgofoforick non Nigerian immmmmigrant gold digggger claimin u born in June....if u loookin for a rich London guy sinse u never been to London...guess wot...am available!!((no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: I Definitely Ain't Voting For Vizkiz by MrCork: 10:44pm On Jul 05, 2016
iamdurent:
Go _fuck yourself. Fool.
..^^^faggggggggots now hav right to post threads on nairaland?.....THA F***K IS GOIN ON? ....you a atttension seeeekin fagggggot and yor opiiion will never count....not even sure why people respond to faggggggggot thread (((Remember that))) angry
Politics › Re: Most Attractive Female Police Officers In Nigeria (photos) by MrCork: 10:40pm On Jul 05, 2016
mikron:
http://www.genechy.co.uk/2016/07/women-in-law-see-most-attractive-female.html

1. Olabisi Alofe-Kolawole
In August 2015, the ex-inspector general of police, Solomon Arase, appointed Olabisi Alofe-Kolawole as the new force public relations officer.
Alofe-Kolawole became the first female police officer to be appointed as national police spokesperson.
She holds a first degree in law from Ogun State University and a Masters degree in police leadership and management from University of Leicester, the United Kingdom.
Alofe-Kolawole said that one of her role models is Oprah Winfrey, the American TV celebrity who is the first known black female billionaire.
...SAY WOT??...if this is joke pliss move this thread to joke section......she aint lightskin!! angry
Politics › Re: Most Attractive Female Police Officers In Nigeria (photos) by MrCork: 10:38pm On Jul 05, 2016
mikron:
http://www.genechy.co.uk/2016/07/women-in-law-see-most-attractive-female.html

1. Olabisi Alofe-Kolawole
In August 2015, the ex-inspector general of police, Solomon Arase, appointed Olabisi Alofe-Kolawole as the new force public relations officer.
Alofe-Kolawole became the first female police officer to be appointed as national police spokesperson.
She holds a first degree in law from Ogun State University and a Masters degree in police leadership and management from University of Leicester, the United Kingdom.
Alofe-Kolawole said that one of her role models is Oprah Winfrey, the American TV celebrity who is the first known black female billionaire.
angry
Romance › Re: I Definitely Ain't Voting For Vizkiz by MrCork: 10:34pm On Jul 05, 2016
iamdurent:
I was shocked when i saw dis _bitch's name among the 30 Mr NL Contestants.

*Sigh

I can see d poor hungry fool has chosen to contest for nairaland to gain d cash and "other grand prices* involved.

Vizkiz you're loser!
Looks- 0
Attitude- 0
Charisma- 0
Swags- 0

We dnt want dis loser in d contest.

I Know hw to pull people to agree with me till we kick vizkiz outta.
...cant wait to catch & parade u on YouTube...the trap is out!!! angry
Romance › Re: I Definitely Ain't Voting For Vizkiz by MrCork: 10:33pm On Jul 05, 2016
iamdurent:
I was shocked when i saw dis _bitch's name among the 30 Mr NL Contestants.

*Sigh

I can see d poor hungry fool has chosen to contest for nairaland to gain d cash and "other grand prices* involved.

Vizkiz you're loser!
Looks- 0
Attitude- 0
Charisma- 0
Swags- 0

We dnt want dis loser in d contest.

I Know hw to pull people to agree with me till we kick vizkiz outta.
^^^^ no body worrrries about fagggggggggots so yor opinnnion don't count.......We don't allow faggggots on nairaland angry
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 10:25pm On Jul 05, 2016
HateU2:
You aare going on a longggg ban.
Goaatie....No offence

What do you do with punnnyyyyhuh
With ur 2inches kondo undecided
...u no I no we no u wannna sit on mine...don't lie....I suggest u be nice to me or else u will NEVER TASTE IT!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guy Slaps His Girlfriend Because She Called His Female Friend "Arindin" by MrCork: 9:54pm On Jul 05, 2016
amokeme:
Lol, I was laughing while reading this! cheesy
what's your take? Was the boyfriend wrong for slapping his girlfriend? (I know the girlfriend acted childish and silly) but, did he go too farhuh
angry
Romance › Re: Guy Slaps His Girlfriend Because She Called His Female Friend "Arindin" by MrCork: 9:50pm On Jul 05, 2016
onstelly:
Some girls Sha
Lip sealed
.... HALT THER...wit immmmediate effffect...will u replace that magaropopolick sandaculos foto on yor picture profile with the nice prevvvvious one showin the booooobsi... WE HATE IT!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 9:47pm On Jul 05, 2016
HateU2:
Buahahahah cheesy.
I'm going to ban you angry
If you ever talk about punnnnyyy
.....ok..so now that we lift yor ban...startin from today..may I remind u that u owe me 3 week punnnny plus extra kiss!!(((((no shaking))) angry
Romance › Re: We celebrated his birthday together, we can still crown him as Mr Nairaland! by MrCork: 9:26pm On Jul 05, 2016
HateU2:
See ur life Cork head cheesy
3months ko, 1year ni tongue
^^^^^^WOW...my Darlin Crackhead.... anyways, we lifted yor ban for good behaviour!! angry



cc STFUareyouG0D
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 6:22pm On Jul 05, 2016
niyot124:
Funny how people always say no offense just right after offending you
..... See your head like Pando yam... Nicola Which offeense did u oofend?? ( No oofensse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Shows Off His New Car (photo) by MrCork: 5:02pm On Jul 05, 2016
Emmahunk:
Omg, I tot I was talking to a human being. Hope you are not living in one of my apartments.
Please check your English and save some money from your plate washing job and go to school.
What a laugh
... Son... Be nice to me an I post u £15 cash to buy suit there in Nigeria.... I will help u(no oofensse) undecided
Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:35pm On Jul 05, 2016
ellacute45:
lol you really high on something MrCork
.. Baby u no I wanna hit it but u keep playin Had to get like NAZI racist who hates blacks..... So u say I only stand a chance to enter.. Only if am white... Correct?.... U ain't eve and beyansi But Why r u a NAZI racist, and y can't u help a brother ? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Shows Off His New Car (photo) by MrCork: 4:29pm On Jul 05, 2016
Emmahunk:
My dear, learn to put across your points without opening your mouth so wide. It's a global village.
The driver or orderly let alone the men of this person you just called unemployed might not be well disposed to your post if they ever get to read this.
Bless you.
... Correction... Am in London.. U in Nigeria.. Clearly u can not on my level.... Anyways u homebase people need to quit goszsssipin about people who are hav more moiney that the u.. FIND A Job.... U ain't ever beento London (no oofensse) angry
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by MrCork: 1:52pm On Jul 05, 2016
annycase5:
All women are created equally but only the best are born in july

Thanks to almighty God for sparing my life till this day,

i wish myself more years in joy health and success



Happy womb escape to me cheesy cheesy cheesy
... U fine? undecided
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by MrCork: 1:51pm On Jul 05, 2016
annycase5:
All women are created equally but only the best are born in july

Thanks to almighty God for sparing my life till this day,

i wish myself more years in joy health and success



Happy womb escape to me cheesy cheesy cheesy
angry
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Shows Off His New Car (photo) by MrCork: 1:48pm On Jul 05, 2016
Emmahunk:
Had enough time to post pictures of your toys but not enough time to post pictures of you rocking your baby even for a second.
Don't blame you though but our wrong value system that rewards vanity more than brains. Sighs.
^^^^sad unemployment people like u all ways full of negative energy.... He has moiney,U don't..... U no him, he do the no u... Deal with it (no oofensse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Harassed Denrele In Mountain Of Fire Church by MrCork: 1:39pm On Jul 05, 2016
halfricanadian:
Thank God he didnt explain that he was a man

It wud av turn from vigil to deliverance night
... Which year will u Eva mind your busines on Nairaland ... Huh?... He has moiney.. U don't.. FIND A JOB!! (no oofensse) undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Come In. 5 Type Of Guyfriends U Shld Neva Roll With by MrCork: 11:55am On Jul 05, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
maybe Mrcork did.


And why dem ban you? Mrcork dey find you
.... We. Its about time so she go prison... Let her enjoy the ban I have prison smiley
Romance › Re: Guys Come In. 5 Type Of Guyfriends U Shld Neva Roll With by MrCork: 11:52am On Jul 05, 2016
Nikita1:
na one eddiot called me slut oo, I send am back to his mama. Lobatan cheesy.
Mrcork head dey turn jare.
^^^^^^this crackhead ban need to be extended for 6year!! angry


Cc STFUareyouG0D
Celebrities › Re: Davido Shows Off His Cooking Skills In The Kitchen by MrCork: 3:58pm On Jul 04, 2016
queenst:
One of Africa ’s biggest musicians today and father of one, David Adeleke who is popularly known by his stage name, Davido, in a new video proved to everyone he can cook.
The singer who is currently in Atlanta, took time off to show his culinary skills, as he can be seen frying beef burgers in the video.
Davido didn’t look like this was his first time n the kitchen, and he was referred to as ‘Chef O.B.O’ by his friend in the
video .
Watch the video below;

via ( http://360jamng.tk/video-davido-storms-his-kitchen-shows-of-his-cooking-skills/ )


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zICLbg3jco
.... OK.. He cook potato and egg... Big deal!! i undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do I Have Injuries That Appear From Nowhere? by MrCork: 2:41pm On Jul 04, 2016
Xiadnat:
Corkscrew,

I want you for just a split second, a New York minute, pretend to be intelligent. Leave Nyansh and light skin alone.

Tell me sir, what do you think or feel about BREXIT? Do you think it will affect your sterling pound Range Rover payments or your London Peckham palace or deportation or ?

Humor me for a minute. A true Londoner has an opinion about BREXIT. What of you?

....The mic is on you. Make me proud Sir.
...and juss for the record, loads of Nigerians here in the UK now go for Polish women coz they look nicer than black women (bodywise)....we are unhappy coz BREXIT Means they all garrrra be deported then Imported again meanin ther will be shortage of space witout spacin it spacically...I make sence? undecided

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