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vague:
His sister is sharp for dating a rich guy that can pay their bills and put food on their table, but every other girl who does the same is a gold-digger!

Every other dark woman is ugly and manly but his pitch black mother is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.

His stay at home mom of a sister is the most intelligent and humble female he has ever come across, but the girl next door who resorted to beauty school because she couldn't get into university is the biggest emptyhead he has knows.

The 190lbs girl who lives across the road is most ugly and lazy girl he has ever seen, while his 280lbs mother is the most beautiful and hardworking woman he knows.


He sees every other person's sister as a sex object but his sister should be treated like a goddess that should never be touched or abused by any other man.

So long he is still taking a bus to work, no woman should be in relationship with a rich because they are all arrogant and aggressive, even though he forms big boy whenever he sees a beautiful woman.

Joygalore:
Such a responsible bae
Long reign,my Queen

ellacute45:
you don't pay your taxes as a citizen and still complain of politicians stealing public assets

HateU2:
No No!
Don't start

but issssit by force to *phuck* me?....what do u want from me & why u all ways on my case? ...



[size=16pt] ... I DONT BELIF IN SEXXXXXXC BEFORE MARRRRIAGE JORR!!!!![/size]

Audray:
Alright I see u .Just leave my dawg alone :p

pafestula:
There is this common saying "Black is beauty" bla bla bla.. yet our black female patronizes bleaching cream store and experts, if black is indeed beauty, why do we have 90% of toned skin male and female around us? or the word black is beauty is just a make the black skin relevant? as for me, black is not beauty!

# All dark skinned NL should pardon me o, just my observation. Thanks

pafestula:
There is this common saying "Black is beauty" bla bla bla.. yet our black female patronizes bleaching cream store and experts, if black is indeed beauty, why do we have 90% of toned skin male and female around us? or the word black is beauty is just a make the black skin relevant? as for me, black is not beauty!

# All dark skinned NL should pardon me o, just my observation. Thanks

ellacute45:
whats the length of your blokos

abbeyology88:
Cork Man the Poster,

Na u dey carry dirty mind up and down. If not why b say na person wey wear mini skirt u com see. U no see the decent (like SUs) ones on d road abi. She come meet n ask 4 directin, so ur derry mind com click

My HeLp 4 u:

D only way 2 break ur dirty mind (which to u, u dey under a woman juju).

Go 2 a nearby brothel, my mind tell me say na Konji dey disturb u. So release ur Konji.

Try dis and come thank me later.

HateU2:
u did not bring back sense bro

photoshoot:
All the best for you

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc66ff]•Why?[/color]

deltaboiy01:
Hello nairalanders

Please I have an earnest question that has been bothering me. Is it true that no matter how wide a lady's vigina is, it tends to tighten back after abstaining from sex for sometime?

I was discussing with a man (He's married) one issue lead to another He told me that "vigina is elastic" that if its wide it will be tightened back after sometime that he has a wife and a Prof in women's affair

I also had a close pal who was in a distant relationship, He said he can detect if his girlfriend is actually cheating on Him. That for the long time He left her she is supposed to be tight but if he notice otherwise, He will assume a bigger dick has visited or she has been sleeping around in His absence.

So now am confused, even if vigina is elastic don't elasticity have limit?? Because i have a small dick and am not ready to go down on any girl because I don't want to feel disappointed. But it seems there's hope for satisfying ladies that don't have sex frequently

Please i need answers from ladies and experienced guys. THANKS

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Mamagee deserved to win miss nairaland 2016. The voting was rigged.

What really happened? [/color]

finewoman:
if u are to ask me three questions and am willing to give you 3 honest answers, wat would u ask me? a higly placed guy i met in way to rate my IQ and intelligence asked me this question and am yet to figure out wat to ask him. pls help me out. general question.

finewoman:
if u are to ask me three questions and am willing to give you 3 honest answers, wat would u ask me? a higly placed guy i met in way to rate my IQ and intelligence asked me this question and am yet to figure out wat to ask him. pls help me out. general question.

CaptainEColeJnr:
Damn!!! Your dumbness knows no bounds

First of all.. it is <Captain. E. Cole>

Non-alphanumeric characters are not allowed in Nairaland monikers, if not I'd have indicated it is an initials of names ...

Jeez.. Your fish brained

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#52D017]I used to like Jason MoMa form 'star-gate Atlantis'
But he married now
[/color]

Joygalore:
We fine,and yours?

CaptainEColeJnr:
I can see you're as shameless as a núde statue.

The depth of your reasoning wouldn't float a pin

Ever wondered why you're this stúpid?
It's because you were born plain stúpid, your stupidity is native,it's biological.

It's embedded in your cretinous genes .. One would wonder whether you're full human .. but I can tell that fish blood runs through your veins..


Responsible for your fish brain

Fish-brained demi-snouted leper

CaptainEColeJnr:
Confirm bro


I love that song meeeeehn

The lyrics makes me go haywire
MJ will never be forgotten

layla129:
Are you responsible? Cork i'm mad at you...no jokes.

CaptainEColeJnr:
Shut it you demented athropod

Indecency is for lonely cretins like you... I gave it up in the past .. you can do the same.. or you sink in your slow depletion

STFUareyouG0d:
where's my sister layla129?

STFUareyouG0d:
Mrcork I know you are smart and intelligent, stop playing dunce. Like I said, this shii is not what you play dummy with. She never impersonated anybody and never said she's been using another person's picture. Ffs, can't you just get that?

Like you know, I'm team Lanicky, but FairPlay is my game. I'll campaign using my contestant's strenght, not attacking my opponents personality

And yes, I'm a born again

PrincessAnna:
Really! pls leave me alone

STFUareyouG0d:
lol. How's a princess handsome? Mrcork go and sleep joor

HateU2:

Both of u shld carry ur wahala dis Afternnon

carammel:
You ain't different from her,you are as old as Methuselah on romanceland as well. You have rolled with all generation of romancelanders,this present generation are your nephew and nieces, very soon you'd clown around with your sons and daughters. and later your grandkids age group.
corkyjoe.

carammel:
You ain't different from her,you are as old as Methuselah on romanceland as well. You have rolled with all generation of romancelanders,this present generation are your nephew and nieces, very soon you clown around with your sons and daughters.
corkyjoe.

PrincessAnna:
Face stfuareyougod and leave me alone