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Romance › Re: Which Is More Painful? by MrCork: 1:18am On Apr 20, 2016
KashyBaby:
I can't stand on cheating... angry angry angry
...sweeery aint we sopose to be talkin about sexxxxxxx on the other thread?....why the hell u keep me waitin again?..WHATS WRONG WIT U? undecided
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 1:15am On Apr 20, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#D8BFD8]°•Yeah...°•That I can do what I want tongue[/color]
..ok u win..i no u femmmminist like to challenge men juss to proof point by usin mans name....Juss change the gadenmmmmit name to QueenV..gadeeemit?...I will take u on a date if u do wink
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 1:05am On Apr 20, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#D8BFD8]°•°Get over it cheesy it ain't happenin'![/color]
..are u tryna prooof a point...first u supoooted Gay people like Durrent, and then u soppportin lesssbuans like Ellacute45 & Hateu2.....and now u are confusiin Nairalanders by using a males name....WHAT IS WRONG WIT U?? undecided
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 12:53am On Apr 20, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Ask Buhari....cheesy
...sounds like yor head is not corrrect??..Goat!!(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 12:51am On Apr 20, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Noooooooooooo
..are u lightskin ..sef? angry
Romance › Re: Strictly For My Darling Kashybaby. by MrCork: 12:50am On Apr 20, 2016
KashyBaby:
U already diss me back to back like a pirated cd here on NL, if that's not enough for u then go and make another useless thread and call out all ur groupies...

stop coming up here and wailing like u lost a pot of ur egusi soup.. stay in ur lane where u can mock anyone u like..
...HOW?..everytime I tink about u, i get *hard*....everytime u tink about me i get *hard.....everytime I see letter *K* i get hard....so why would i diss my woman?..u no u my woman so i will never diss u!....the good news is that am not hard right now..i juss finish watchin sound of music! smiley
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 12:47am On Apr 20, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#D8BFD8]°•°I'm back from my ban, don't need the moniker
....°•No,I've not heard it,but if he speaks yer language, I rather not. [/color]
..PLIS CHANGE THIS UGLY NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MAN AND STICK WIT QUEEEN VALERIE....WE CANT STAND THIS F****KIN NAME ...U REALLY SOUND LIKE A MAN: KING! angry
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 12:46am On Apr 20, 2016
SANDOSKI:
no... I prefer a guy from Qatar
...he is from Bahrain and truss me....he gots Dollars...,He is my Road dog!! wink
Romance › Re: Strictly For My Darling Kashybaby. by MrCork: 12:43am On Apr 20, 2016
KashyBaby:
Do we need argue with that?


Who's seeking attention? Me or u? I never mention random ppol to get a cheap mentions in a useless thread...unlike u..


So, gerarahere and take ur crackd1ck somewhere.
i be comin down to singapore for a week....be nice & u will get to meet me. i have moiney! wink
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:42am On Apr 20, 2016
HateU2:
undecided
u dont looklike DRACULA?...or did i say somtin wrong? undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:40am On Apr 20, 2016
HateU2:
stop mentioning me
...are u Beyansi?...eddddiot girl....anyways my pitbull terrrier ((lacy)) been barkin for the pass 5 minute......I need to give him some bone...U r disturbin...Goat!! undecided
Romance › Re: Strictly For My Darling Kashybaby. by MrCork: 12:38am On Apr 20, 2016
KashyBaby:
Do we need argue with that?


Who's seeking attention? Me or u? I never mention random ppol to get a cheap mentions in a useless thread...unlike u..


So, gerarahere and take ur crackd1ck somewhere.
...i find it hard to disss u...u jusss too sexxxxxxxxxxy........ plis can I do ***it*** wit u?? cheesy
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:36am On Apr 20, 2016
HateU2:
ode undecided
..errm sweeery..plis am about to get on my £2,500(cash) Water bed......dont come & disturb me...i beg..GOOOD NITE!! embarassed
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:35am On Apr 20, 2016
HateU2:
ode undecided
^^^^^OOOOO lord...DRACULA number 2 is AWAKE!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Strictly For My Darling Kashybaby. by MrCork: 12:31am On Apr 20, 2016
KashyBaby:
Stay out of this chaos...this game is not for u...
...why do u behave like an aatension seeeekin CRACKHEAD...u are nice today & then u start callin Nigerians & african people **Blackies**...forgettin that u from Singapore..You are mentally oficially mentally insane!((REAL TALK)) undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:26am On Apr 20, 2016
naughtynaughty:
what is bigger oo
...yor nyansh & boooobsi of course...one looookike Big mama bread & the other loooklike jamaican Mango!! wink
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 12:25am On Apr 20, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Sorry dear. I'll prefer a guy from Qatar, dat owns a private jet ..grin
...my friend in the US, hakim, has private jet..hes comin to London in June and we both comin to that Nigeria place for 2weeks holiday......be nice & u may get lucky! wink
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:20am On Apr 20, 2016
naughtynaughty:
bt u like lepa hateu2 shey? cool
hateu2 is not a wifey material & too bush...but luckily yours is bigger! smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:15am On Apr 20, 2016
naughtynaughty:
ur mouth dracula.. Ewwuu
...anyways ama lover not a fighter and if u want us to forgive u..u will hav to looose wait coz we dont like fat womens like u & ellacute45 coz no guy on nairaland want u like that coz we not happy wit u smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:07am On Apr 20, 2016
naughtynaughty:
ur mouth dracula.. Ewwuu
.errrm DRACULA....its 12am here in london and am about to get on my £2,500 (cash) water bed..........if u hav notin nice to contrribute, please go to the market ..Goat!!(nooofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:05am On Apr 20, 2016
layla129:
Where is the lyrics? cheesy. Will tell you a romantic bedtime story tomorrow ok? kiss Goodnight
...ok then, sweet dreams and make sure I appear in yor dream wit my Range rover(£28,000cash)......sweery dont let me over wem u with hot sexxxxy lyrics..truss me....anyways, sweeeet dreams!!! ((((dyammmm, this boy gots lyrics))))))))))) wink
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 12:02am On Apr 20, 2016
SANDOSKI:
*Eating Biscuits *

cheesygrin
...sweeery plis eat me...anyways sinse u ask...did i mention i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot and am from Pekam, London & am a londoner!! wink
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 12:01am On Apr 20, 2016
Greene66:
No. I'm. Nigerian. Based in the US.
...yea right....stop lyin bro...Stop that...how do u expet to pull chicks with that kinda 1952 lyrics...u tink Nigerian chicks are like Ghana chicks?...truss me...it wont work!! undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:59pm On Apr 19, 2016
naughtynaughty:
mr cork, can u pls stay off my mention? @list nt in all dis si.lly threads of urs nah. Shuuuuu
^^^^^^^oppps..DRACULA IS AWAKE!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:58pm On Apr 19, 2016
layla129:
Lool, me that was your American babe just now cheesy...ok what about lan.icky? She's a girl with big ass
...nah.......yor preeety straberrry ice cream cherrry coco butter lemon mango fanta sugary sweeeet face will definately put me to bed!!!!(((((((((((((((kaiiii, see lyrics......dyammm ama plaYa))))) wink
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:53pm On Apr 19, 2016
layla129:
Tell STFUareyouGod to tell you a romantic story...he showed you the pic that made you sleepless didnt he? undecided
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HOW CAN I ASK A MAN TO TELL ME BED TIME STORY...GADEMMMMMMMMMMMMIT?....are u from Ghana?(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: What Is Your Real Name? by MrCork: 11:51pm On Apr 19, 2016
Greene66:
cool

Share pls
^^^^is that a chatttup line?...bro u from Ghana? correct?(no ofoeinse) smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:47pm On Apr 19, 2016
layla129:
Like you've seen my ass undecided * shakes bum outta thread* ...you're sleeping on the couch tonight...goodnight angry
sweeery its 11.47am hear in london & I cant sleep since STFUareyouGod show me that picture....can u tell me a bedtime story.....and plis plis plis...make it sound romantic!! smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:45pm On Apr 19, 2016
layla129:
But you're falling for lani.cky's ass again. Why do you like polygamy ?sad
...and by the way am a one woman man...i dont do polygramy! angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:42pm On Apr 19, 2016
layla129:
But you're falling for lani.cky's ass again. Why do you like polygamy ?sad
...errmm sweery that assssssssssss is serrrrious...if it kill me i will die happy & go straiight to heaven...and truss me..God will understand...and by the way sef, it looookslike yours!! wink
Politics › Re: Lady Carries Crates With Her Breasts And Teeth (Photo) by MrCork: 11:38pm On Apr 19, 2016
dainformant:
This seems to confirm the saying that 'what a man co do, a woman can do better'. If a man can carry a bag of cement with his teeth, a woman can carry 3 crates of drinks with her own mouth aided by her breasts ("battle of supremacy"wink . This woman was spotted displaying her rare talent at an event.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/what-man-can-do-see-what-this-woman-was.html
.....does that loooklike female?...bro do u where sunshande at night? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:31pm On Apr 19, 2016
layla129:
I thought you said you love kashybabyhuh
...yea of course I love Kashybaby & i love u slightly more ...you looooklike Model & Kashybaby looooooklike Kim Kashandia!!!((((you my two favourite lovelys)))) wink

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